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July 5, 2017
Categories: alcohol, Baseball, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Canine, Cartman, cashew, Coonskin, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, dicking bimbos, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, gardenblogging, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It must be true!, Loaded dice, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, Space pens, Stetson (for men), Tastes Less Like Regular, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Whiny little twerp, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 86 Comments
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Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs. Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome, Miss Lillith von Titz!
June 2, 2017
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November 29, 2015
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, Beer, Boobs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Double or nothing, meghan mccain fat, Merry Christmas, mesadick, new post, NHL, pets, Plugged nickel, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Rule 34, rush limbaugh, Sac and Fox, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Stroller, Sweet Tunes, Three card Monte, Tincture of iodine, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 100 Comments
Vajazzle Me
November 5, 2015
Categories: Compound W, Gentian violet, Mercurochrome, Tincture of iodine . Tags: Crunk, Dingleberry, Stinkfoot, Swamp Ass . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 197 Comments
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