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Butt Drugs

(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”

July 16, 2020
Categories: #H2, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, Balls, bangin' your bud, BOOP!, Caffeine, california lesbian in love, Consumption, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dang. I mean...dang., Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Federal Witness Protection Program, fire in the hole, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Garden, gardenblogging, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Glitter Shit, goatse, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Snake juice guzzler, Whiny little twerp . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 192 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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November 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOO!!!, Boobs, CHAD, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Like you know how to read., Microvag, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, peanuts and corn the night before, Penis Sipper, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tincture of iodine, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments

Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

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October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

I Wear My Meme Glasses at Night

Yeah, you probably saw that one coming.

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September 3, 2019
Categories: #Reboob, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, braunschweiger, butt-pokey blues, cheese, crisp bills, Douche-bagger, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, fuck you, Granny Clinton, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, lying phquer, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Not Boobs, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Pink Floyd, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Sandra Fluke, Steamed Lobster, taste the rainbow, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., tubgirl, Where's MJ?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur, Zzyzx . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 83 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 1st, 1997 in Colombia, South America.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 41DD-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please cheer up , turn on some lights, and welcome Miss Kendra Roll!

 

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July 19, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, almond, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Brazil, butt-pokey blues, Canine, Marathon not a sprint, meatdickbreath, You're gonna love my nuts . Tags: , , , . Author: Pupster . Comments: 199 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Breviloquence Friday.

 

breviloquence – short-windedness; tendency towards brevity in speech

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on April 10th, 1987 in Belgrade, Serbia.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36DD-24-38.  Please strut around and say “Ви сте игралиште и ја сам осам година на одмору” to Miss Jenna Jenovich!

 

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February 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, dicking bimbos, fire in the hole, fishy, flick it, flick it good . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 95 Comments

Filler Post

Serving your needs while waiting for MJ to put up a toddler post or Jim Accoster to apologize. Whichever comes first.

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November 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR COFFEE, Boobs, BOOP!, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Bugout Jelly, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 32 Comments

BBF – Out On A Limb

Ahh-ite, line up, time to get the weekend kickin’. Pupster took a hike is away smokin’ dope and head bangin’ with his buddies on the left coast working hard. Handing the keys to an unstable person is probably a sign of stress. We may need to put up the H2 emergency signal for the West Coast Cabal to go bail help him out.

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July 20, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, california lesbian in love, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fucking genius, Happy B-Day Michael, Man-Lesbian, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, robust hindquarters, soakin' the ole T-bone, stupid fucking hippies, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's Cyn?, wisermeany, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 154 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Chiba, Japan on April 23rd, 1988.  She stands 5 foot tall, 40x27x35″.  BANZAI!  Please wax on/wax off and say hello to Miss Saki Yanase!

 

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June 15, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Brut, Canine, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., It must be true!, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments

MMM – Car-in’s version because Possum is sick

First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.

 

 

Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.

The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.

 

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This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.

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The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.

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Kettlebells are good.

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The way I feel after most workouts.

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See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.

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Are you motivated? I am.

 

/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.

 

Closing song:

 

Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!

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March 5, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Brazil, Chocolate, Chubs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Floyd, Follically challenged, Granny Clinton, Grippe, Hosefuckers, Jesus Freak, Joke thread, Man, monkey love, One Foot Muff, Pure Genius, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 179 Comments

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