Invertebrates need love too. Jam out with your literal clam out!
Part of the B-52’s shtick in the 80’swas imitating the surf guitar sound of the 60’s and the women in the group adopted the beehive hairstyles of the 50’s-60’s. Are we being set up for a 90’s revival in music and fashion? Rural Maine is hardly the vanguard of cutting edge but thanks to the internet young people can imitate each other amazingly quick today.
One trend that seems to get revived whenever there’s a Republican in office is 60’s style protests by the Left. It has become so formulaic that it is now parody. Thanks to the internet (again!) we can criticize their actions in a manner unavailable to previous generations of conservatives. What it boils down to is, rather than seeming bold and confrontational, their protests are met with eye rolling and expressions of “Oh, that same old shit again”.
Hello to friends both old and new and welcome to the today’s edition of Big Boob Friday.
Well, it’s been a difficult week for us here at the ol’ H2. A time of great sadness has befallen us as we have lost a beloved friend and an original Hostage this past weekend. A person for whom the word “original” is wholly inadequate.
Lance (Rosetta) was a man of great heart, great humor and great passion. One could not help but be amazed by his incredible zest for life and laughter. Upon meeting him, you instantly became his friend, and not in the shallow, meaningless bullshit-cocktail-party sort of way. He honestly took you into his heart and actually cared about you from that moment forward.
We have all shared many stories and remembrances these past few days. It many ways, it has helped to ease our pain. The fun and the laughter… that is who Lance was and will always be to me, as I sure he will be to many, many others.
It almost feels like an insult to his memory to be sad. But someday, hopefully soon, the sadness will subside and we will all be together and raise a toast to our friend with a smile.
But I did not come to this post to mourn Lance. No, I came here to praise Rosetta. And of course, to make fun of him.
I think that is what he would have wanted.
So mix yourself up a caipirinha, sit back and enjoy
Pale, stressed, and hopelessly unprepared, Hillary McCheeselegs-Wrinkleface has made a helluva splash.
Think of Rosetta plummeting haphazardly from the high dive into a pool of pudding. That covers about 1% of the fuck ups that are in store for the worst candidate to be anointed for the presidency.
What everyone fails to remember is that Hillary is a horrible, rotten, no good politician. She makes Donald Trump’s hair look good. Al Gore seems vibrant and more lifelike. Al Sharpton sounds like a Laurence Olivier reading Henry V. She blows—but not like a fat girl with a hankering for a little preezy butter.
Sure, at one point we all thought we’d possibly vote for her over the shit for brains Republican front runners in 2008, but she got knocked off by a pseudo intellectual stoner that regurgitates the shit we used to talk about in high school. And frankly none of us would have pulled the lever for her anyway. We would have stayed home.
In many ways were a bit ahead of the curve because we pay attention to politics, if only to throw monkey poop. Just wait until the population writ large gets a better look at the ‘ol battleship Rhodam. She’s more appealing as a distant memory.
Just ask Bill.
We all know what we’re looking for today, so lets get it over with!
Hi there. MJ, or Mari Juana in some circles, had some sort of business trip *coughBallIroningcough* and axed me to pinch hit. No screwing around – let’s rock:
This chickie has been here before, yeah, yeah, I know, “another repeat?” you say to yourself, but wait a sec: that last time we saw her, whoknowwho found the WORST pics of her ever. I went and scrubbed the tittywebs to find the best pictures of her, because I’m nice that way. She’s from Australia, and can speed read at 42-28-36 Double G All Natural words per minute. She was named last year as a ‘Best of the Decade’ by Score. Get your fleshlights ready and then give a BBF howdy to Angie White.