MMM 266: Earworm

Stuck in my head for like a week now.  Time to exorcise the demon:

Cute girl just working out in practical clothing.  Nice.

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The Short Bus

Lauraw wears crocks

Up with the sun, gone with the wind

Everyone said Pup was lazy

Leaving my home

Leaving my friends

Running when things got too crazy

Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars

Feeling the breeze, passing the cars

I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.

Rock on with your bad selves today my friends.  

Sing-along Sunday

Cheerfully stolen off Faceplant and edited to remove the repeated choruses. You can figure ’em out.

Grandma got run over by the Trump train.
Rigging all the polls election eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as karma.
But as for me and America we believe.

She’d been drinking too much kool aid.
And we begged her not to cheat.
But she wasn’t on medication.
So she made deals with Arabs and DC elites.

(chorus)

When we found her the next morning.
People all screamed Trump was worse.
She had track marks on her forehead.
And incriminating emails in her purse.

Now we’re not real proud of liberals
They’ve not been taking it real well.
See them burning down their cities
Looting stores and overall just raising hell.

Now that Trump has won the White House.
All the snowflakes are about to crack.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Will he let illegals stay or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

Now the economy is on an upswing.
And Americans sleep in peace. Ahh.
And the red white and blue fireworks.
Remind me how Mattis will deal with the middle east.

I celebrated with all my neighbors.
As Hillary fell from grace.
And now it makes me proud to say
God bless President Trump and the USA!

Cue Hotspur’s favorite quote.

HHD

[saucy teaser dude here]

[very naughty video here]

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Tuesdays are real

I’m sorry, they just are. And I need them, they provide a valuable rest day between Monday and Wednesday.

Ever wondered what Islam says about Jesus? Wonder no more

I’ve been listening to this a lot lately:

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Inequality and Aristocracy

Look, it’s bullshit. If you view the economy as a zero sum game, then income inequality means something to you, but if you believe that you are responsible for your outcome, then you could give a rip. I realize this is probably too complicated for many people to understand because they are fed by jealousy and resentment. They want, free from labor, the fruits of yours. This needs and must be countered very quickly, and the only way that I have been able to do it is by picking out a different bogey man for the LIVs.

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It’s the government, stoopid. They have become the new aristocracy in which presumed presidents, gleefully report that they haven’t driven a car for 20 years–we’ve been paying for that. Where first ladies spend hundreds of millions of dollars of your money to take their children on vacation. Where once great institutions have been subjugated to voodoo science, and the good, honest people who work at NASA have a new mission–to fight CO2 molecules.

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