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Your model for today was born December 2nd, 1997 in Conway, Arkansas. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 138 lbs. Please safe-search Miss Nala Brooks.

Rock Around the Croc: Cline, Prokofiev and Walker

Happy Sunday, you steaming mugs of hot cocoa, welcome to your weekly dose of fancy-pants music time. I’m your host Sobek, and it’s about time we got a little crazy in here:

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Your model for today was born March 7th, 1994 in Kyoto, Japan. She stands 5‘ 3” and measures 42 – 23 – 36 and 130 lbs. Please welcome Miss Shion Utsunomiya AKA Anzai Rara / Shiwon Utsunomiya / Siwon Utsunomiya / Rara Anzai / Rion / 安齋らら.

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Your model for today was born December 17th, 1994 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 23 – 32 and 121 lbs. Please grab a water for Miss Stefanie Knight aka Stefanie Gurzanski.

Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.

She does know sperm however.

The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

Amber’s Collection circa 100 million years ago

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Your model for today was born December 16th, 1990 in Preston, Lancashire, England.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32 – 28 – 38 and undisclosed lbs.  Please welcome Miss Claudia Dean.

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Siamese Dream

I have a dream…

But the dream is a nightmare. You are here, and you can’t wake up. Critical race theory is a night terror and you’re pinned the bed hoping your limbs start working again. The color of your skin trumps the content of your character.

I’ve been thinking a lot about how to challenge bad ideas and although it’s a cliche, we need to start countering bad ideas with good ones. Many of us face the woke stasi at work and because we’re decent people we keep our heads down. We let them have their struggle sessions and go back to doing our jobs – you know, what we’re there for.

But the cold hard truth is that they’ll never stop. Ever.

Recently I wrote a letter to my boss letting her know that I won’t be attending any more ‘voluntary’ sessions and you know what happened? Nothing. She told me I didn’t have to – and then we had a meeting on racial microagressions the following month. I felt good for a moment but the SJW train just keeps rolling on.

And that got me thinking. If the JEDIs (they don’t like SJW anymore – JEDI is way cooler) are ok presenting politics at work why aren’t we? Are we afraid we’ll suffer some negative consequences for proposing alternate points of view? Probably.

We need to get over that fear. They’re using it to their advantage, creating a culture where bad ideas can’t be criticized.

It’s not enough to opt out or write a SWL (strongly worded letter). We need to propose struggle sessions that take apart critical race theory, show microagressions are simply the result of demand outstripping supply, and that power dynamics aren’t the root of all interactions.

Shorter MJ: post modernism and neomarxim can suck my dick.

Counterweight is an organization started by Helen Pluckrose to counter the bad ideas presented as ‘science’. The resources are good and can provide an answer to the question, ‘where do I start?’

Note: the struggle sessions aren’t being pushed by my boss but she’s complicit because she ‘asks’ her employees to attend. I give her the benefit of the doubt – she has no idea what she’s talking about and doesn’t realize she looks like a fucking idiot, as do all of the leadership, when they push this stuff.

My next steps are to find out who identifies and creates/buys the struggle session content and have them work on opposing points of view. If he or she balks, I’ll fire them as soon as I can. I expect my project to take 6 months. I’ll give you regular updates.

Shortest MJ: War.

The List

Ok, so recently I was strongly encouraged to attend a struggle session at work, and it couldn’t have been more cringe. Think of that time Hotspur got caught in women’s underwear for the first time in the Macy’s dressing room. Take that, square it, add a cheese bag, and divide by the number of hot dogs Jay ate for breakfast.

Maximum cringe.

One of my favorite things that terrible public speakers all seem to do, is say that they want participation, discussion, disagreement, and debate. From there they generally talk for 20 minutes without taking a breath.

In that first 20 mins I learned a few things:

My Favorite Put Down

I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?

The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.

Smoothbrain

Cockholster

Friend of Dorothy

Assface

Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)

Chickenman

Dickbag

Peen lover

9/10 would smash this smoothbrain cockholster

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Your model for today was born on May 25th, 1987 in Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan.  She stands 5′ 2″ and measures 39 – 22 – 33 and 102 lbs.  Please get down with Miss Julia Kyoka AKA Julia Oppai, Kaoru Miyako, YURIA, Julia Boin.