Hello, and welcome to the 2021 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 5.
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Hello, and welcome to the 2021 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 5.
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October 29, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, BADASSDOM, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beauty Personified, Breitbart, california lesbian in love, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dang. I mean...dang., show me your tits, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Yard and Garden . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 126 Comments
You know what I find really odd about the Stacey Abrams phenomenon? Nothing. I find nothing odd or interesting about it.
She’s a person that claimed, without evidence, that she won the 2018 gubernatorial election in Georgia and along with her media allies, spread the claim far and wide in the run up to the 2020 presidential election.
They lied repeatedly for political gain and no one cared. I did a bit of research about her claim and only USA Today had the courage to run a fact check rating the claim ‘partly false’. They were so brave that they fact checked an anonymous Twitter account and made sure that even though there was actually no evidence of fraud or cheating in 2018 and that she’s been lying for 2 years about it, to give her a 500 word tongue bath for registering 800K new voters. As if that matters. Something is true or not. It isn’t ‘partly false’ because you go girl! or whatever. It’s either a lie or it isn’t.
The sad reality is that her story is totally normal now. She’s a loser that lies without hesitation because she can. Everyone around her lies to keep the lie rolling, and normal people that question the lie are called out for not lying enough or squinting hard enough to see that the lie is ok because she’s…you know. And you have to treat…you know…people differently because those other people that treat…you know people equally are probably racist.
The same narrative is used for almost everything now. It’s all the same. It’s all lies. Happy Monday!
December 14, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, flick it good, Floppy Disk, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, Pleurisy, police involvement, Snake, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, Suck It., This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is a Category, This is a Tag..a Category..see?, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 149 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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poon in ivy, pron, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Punk Rock, Puns are awesome, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, SHIZZLAP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Socialism!, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry., Space pens, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, Summaries, Superblood, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, Sweet Tunes, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, Taint Pics of Osprey, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, Tards, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, tenterhooks, The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Cat's Pajamas, The More You Know, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, Thor!, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Trump's Fault, truther, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Tuesday, Turkey Taint, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, Uniform, unintended consequences, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Vlatabadababadoodoo, walnut, WarPr0n, We don't need no stinking categories, weather blog, Weekend Memes, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, Whitey is teh Debble, Who Cut The Cheese?, Who You Calling Racist?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, wing nut wingnut, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Wisdom, wisermeany, With a tire iron, Xanthan gum, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, yo!, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
November 7, 2020
Categories: #H2, 4/10 Would Still Smash, Big Stones, Breitbart, Weekend Memes, weiner . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 152 Comments
This song just jumped into the lead for “H2 Blog Theme Song”
February 25, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, Bacon Strips, beefcake, Breitbart, CAIR, Cockfacefuckaloo, democrats, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Foreignotica, Grippe, Hitler, is there such a thing as bad head, memememems, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, Richard Butt RIP, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies, teh funny, unintended consequences, You're a TOTAL douche, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 202 Comments
All kinds of fantastic animals
1.2 billion views…. no idea who that is.
April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments
I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
March 15, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, Breitbart, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, Happy Birfday Wiser, It must be true!, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Prankophilia, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Your mom likes this, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks, Zzyzx . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 128 Comments
November 1, 2018
Categories: # Hashtag, #H2, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, CAIR, Drinking heavily, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Glitter Shit, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, I'm all out of bubble gum, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, just another jimbroglio, Rosetta Likes This . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 158 Comments
Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.
baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.
September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
So, yesterday was my birthday, and not ONE person asked me this. You guys don’t care.
At work, they like to call me Karen to piss me off, so these are always amusing:
Dog memes are always funny:
Ok, this is a tad hurtful …
And now, we’re almost to the point we’ve all been waiting for …
Here it is – the QOTSA video you all knew was coming. This isn’t on any of the albums- it was released to those who pre-ordered one of their albums. It is freakin amazing.
Oh … this is bound to be good …
Yes, Yes, it is Josh.
This song is amazing:
December 5, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, #Problematic, Breitbart, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Old Person, Old Spice, Peace Through Douche, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 72 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.