Hello  cuddlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today is a cosplayer and instagram model based in Los Angeles, born November 25th, 1994 in Nashville, TN. I find no reliable statistical data so I’m going to say that she is wham”-pow”-bam” and at “could-throw-over-the-fence” lbs. Please step up and say “hey gimme that” to Miss Delanie Frances AKA Luna Lanie.

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Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.


You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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Brakes went out on the truck, I’ll be spending my day getting that fixed or possibly setting it on fire.  Maybe both.











Tire Wire

Well, I was hoping to find a sculpter for this week and look what came rolling out of the intertube.


Introducing Yong Ho Ji

b. yes, Korea


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A Sign

Kitchen Wire

Meet Jim Houser

b.1973 Philadelphia
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Super Bowl Preview (and also probably Super Bowl Poat, because you’re a bunch of lazy assholes)

It’s that time of year again, where the air is buzzing with excitement, everyone is talking about their favorite players, and there are parties galore! I am speaking, of course, of Black History Month.

But the Super Bowl is also coming up or some junk, so we should probably talk about that, too… Continue reading

Camp Wire


Put yer, um, hands together and welcome Paul Whackers.

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Born in New Haven in 1978, Whackers went to school in D.C. and did his post grad in S.F.

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Whackers enjoys painting the still life.

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Thank you for viewing.


Have a Wonderful day.