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Hello and welcome to Big Blandiloquence Friday.

 

blandiloquence: complimentary speech; flattery

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 1st, 1985 in Melbourne, Australia.  She stands 5′ 8″, 32D-24-35 and 120 lbs.  Please get comfortable and welcome Miss Emily Sears.

 

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Big Boob Friday – Ummmm….. Yeah… Soooo….

Hello to friends both old and new and welcome to the today’s edition of Big Boob Friday.

Well, it’s been a difficult week for us here at the ol’ H2. A time of great sadness has befallen us as we have lost a beloved friend and an original Hostage this past weekend. A person for whom the word “original” is wholly inadequate.

Lance (Rosetta) was a man of great heart, great humor and great passion. One could not help but be amazed by his incredible zest for life and laughter. Upon meeting him, you instantly became his friend, and not in the shallow, meaningless bullshit-cocktail-party sort of way. He honestly took you into his heart and actually cared about you from that moment forward.

We have all shared many stories and remembrances these past few days. It many ways, it has helped to ease our pain. The fun and the laughter… that is who Lance was and will always be to me, as I sure he will be to many, many others.

It almost feels like an insult to his memory to be sad. But someday, hopefully soon, the sadness will subside and we will all be together and raise a toast to our friend with a smile.

But I did not come to this post to mourn Lance. No, I came here to praise Rosetta.  And of course, to make fun of him.

I think that is what he would have wanted.

So mix yourself up a caipirinha, sit back and enjoy

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What would you buy with the Powerball jackpot?

We’ve all dreamed about it. What would you do if you had Fuck You Money? Would you invest it prudently? Start the business you’ve always dreamed about? Pay Obama to take a vow of silence for the rest of his term? No, we all know what you’d do with the money:
 

 
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Emily Nut Gargled Thor?

Greetings fans of all things nut. Welcome to the post where we discover which nut is your favorite. It’s a big world with all kinds of nuts in it so it’s hard to choose just one. In order to limit weight gain it is important to choose one nut. No one said it had to be a small nut. Go ahead and grab a huge one if you’d like. ‘Merica … the freedom to choose your nut! I bet Bernie Sanders would stand behind that statement. Hillary? Not so much. How old is Chelsea? Add her age plus 9 months and there’s the last time someone nutted on Hillary.

Nutz meet boltz

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