Christmas Themed Oddities
So I was going to do a “Strange Art” poate and as I was surfing for strange (heh) I came across some weird Christmas looking stuff and then went down the Christmas Carde rabbet whole.
Date line London 1843: Some Brit dude hired artist John Calcott Horsley (nice) to come up with a Christmas Card of your mom.
December 23, 2021
Categories: At least we're not Ontario, bacon wrapped booger, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, cow snot, dig deep the gathering gloom, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Finely Freckled, Go Full Karen, Hardware, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, It must be true!, Knockers, Lumbago, mesadick, My safe contains your mom, Old Person, Polar Vortex, Remembrance, skittles, Taint what you think, Thorific, walnut, Xanthan gum, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Brain Diseased, Tards, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 99 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.
First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.
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September 30, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, Ball de Cheese, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Chubs, Easter Eggs, fuck you, Heavy Metal Thunder, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, Kenya, Lumbago, Molar, police involvement, robust hindquarters, Ronaldus Maximus, Snake juice guzzler, supersonic faggotronic, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: Colorado Alex In Exile . Comments: 116 Comments
Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I couldn’t decide between these two songs.
Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida. She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs. Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.
August 17, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, Bacon Strips, BBF, Beaver Button, Beer Tree Farm, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm all out of bubble gum, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, John Galt, Juice, Knockers, Lactation, Leave Poland Alone, Lumbago, Lumber, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 158 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
There are certain words and phrases we occasionally encounter when reading that we sort of know their meaning. We might have looked up them up once in the distant past, know a root word or understood by intuition the intended meaning within the context it was used. “Apropos of nothing” is one of those phrases for me. I don’t think I’ve ever uttered those words in conversation. I may have imagined myself saying them somewhere in the English countryside before politely asking someone to please pass the Grey Poupon mustard. Well, after a lifetime of waiting for the moment, I finally wrote the words in an email to someone where I linked a story about the use of poppy seed oil to increase fertility. I’d never heard of that technique before and was still processing the concept in my head when I wrote a friendly email and just had to share the story. Which is what prompted the “apropos of nothing” lead in to the link.
So what’s it mean? Stolen from the world wide web I give you this definition:
Without reference to anything. // Without any apparent reason or purpose.
Does that sound like anything we all know and love? A certain blog? Rhymes with “The Sausages“? I’m sure you all have similar words you run across that you have the same feeling about.
May 25, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, goatse, Lumbago, North American Goat Love Association, Not in the mood for a funny poat, Old Person, One Foot Muff, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tastes More Like Regular . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments
Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.
May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments
So the new pony beat up our horse to the point we were worried about her being lamed by it. Bloody chest, bleeding leg wound, just awful. We’ve got them separated now, and he’s headed back to the horse rescue sometime this week. Our donation will be staying there too, unfortunately. Horses are dumb pets. If you haven’t heard me say that enough times to put you off getting some of your own, I can’t help you. Get a guinea pig or a rabbit or something if you have to have an edible pet (or a dog if you’re related to the SCOAMF), but not a horse, unless you’re Amish and intend use them for work. At least our old horse isn’t awful, but they can’t live alone, so we’ll have to try again. Yay.
Las calcetinas.
June 13, 2016
Categories: #Problematic, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Don't Make Me Kill You, High and tight, homophobe, Lumbago, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, personal junk, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, This is fucking bullshit, transphobe, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 159 Comments
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August 29, 2015
Categories: #hashtag, Birthday Cake, CHAD, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Ed Balls, Fourth Grade, Fucking Wagon, goatse, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Help me Regis, High and tight, Kenya, Kyle, Lumbago, POON!, racist, Rocky Dennis, She-Meat, Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular, Your Mom . . Author: Sean M. . Comments: 190 Comments
August 6, 2015
Categories: Beriberi, Consumption, Grippe, Lumbago, Pleurisy, Scurvy, Yellow Fever . Tags: Beans, Brisket, Chicken, Cornbread, Ribs, Slaw . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 123 Comments
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