Miscellaneous Memorial Monday

Leon is busy so I figured I’d throw up something to make up for forgetting to come up with a poat last Monday. Links will be light, because WordPress is a fucking disaster and keeps crashing on me every two minutes. Obviously, this will be a solemn affair, in light of the passing of Car in due to her disastrous decision to run the Ragnar. The initial autopsy suggests that she overdosed on Tool‘s latest album somewhere around mile 28. In lieu of flowers, her family is asking for donations to the Foundation to Force Feed Taylor Swift a Fucking Sandwich.

First, some traditional MMM fare. It’s always good to start a workout with some bodyweight exercises as a warm-up.

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Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

I couldn’t decide between these two songs.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs.  Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.

 

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

 

How about taking up knitting:

Apropos Of Nothing

There are certain words and phrases we occasionally encounter when reading that we sort of know their meaning. We might have looked up them up once in the distant past, know a root word or understood by intuition the intended meaning within the context it was used. “Apropos of nothing” is one of those phrases for me. I don’t think I’ve ever uttered those words in conversation. I may have imagined myself saying them somewhere in the English countryside before politely asking someone to please pass the Grey Poupon mustard. Well, after a lifetime of waiting for the moment, I finally wrote the words in an email to someone where I linked a story about the use of poppy seed oil to increase fertility. I’d never heard of that technique before and was still processing the concept in my head when I wrote a friendly email and just had to share the story. Which is what prompted the “apropos of nothing” lead in to the link.

So what’s it mean? Stolen from the world wide web I give you this definition:

Without reference to anything. // Without any apparent reason or purpose.

Does that sound like anything we all know and love? A certain blog? Rhymes with “The Sausages“? I’m sure you all have similar words you run across that you have the same feeling about.

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Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

MMM 228:rejected pony edition

So the new pony beat up our horse to the point we were worried about her being lamed by it.  Bloody chest, bleeding leg wound, just awful.  We’ve got them separated now, and he’s headed back to the horse rescue sometime this week.  Our donation will be staying there too, unfortunately.  Horses are dumb pets.  If you haven’t heard me say that enough times to put you off getting some of your own, I can’t help you.  Get a guinea pig or a rabbit or something if you have to have an edible pet (or a dog if you’re related to the SCOAMF), but not a horse, unless you’re Amish and intend use them for work.  At least our old horse isn’t awful, but they can’t live alone, so we’ll have to try again.  Yay.

Las calcetinas.

Sean’s Rebus

 
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Oh, and one other thing.

Something Something Your Mom