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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on April 5th in Kyiv, Ukraine, is an Israeli citizen, and currently resides in Austria.  She stands 5′ 3″, is married, has no teeth, models and sells hosiery, and likes totally hairless kitties.  Please use your checkbook or your imagination to fill in the blanks for Miss Katerina Savitski.

Puns are like paper, they’re terrible.

This song just jumped into the lead for “H2 Blog Theme Song”

Fool Meme Once

Hillary is a meme

Just kidding, no Hillary memes, just getting you going.

This could be the H2 theme song.

This is what the read more button looks like, Car in:

To Meme, or not to Meme

Sounds deep, doesn’t it? Well, it’s really just…

On to the memes!

Big Boob Friday

Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’

Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.

Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

taco tuesday

I hate tacos.

I hate every iota of a taco.

Crunchy, fall apart, playing with your food, nasty damn things….

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Hello obstacles and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

I couldn’t decide between these two songs.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born March 22, 1991 in Daytona Beach, Florida.  She stands 5’5″, 36F-24-38 and 114 lbs.  Please pull over and have a chat with Miss Haley Cummings.

 

Where’s Jewstin?

This squirrel invasion is getting old. I need Jewstin to re-surface so as he can do what ever squirrel whispering thing is necessary to get his cousins out of my yard.

fromwww.fourty2hundredfeetup.com

So far 18 gray squirrels and 4 chipmunks are tap dancing their way across the great divide and yet the horde still plunders on.

Only six apples left… Hopefully I’m not obsessing.

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Hello furries and forders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

Your model for today was posted by MJ back when he was funny.  She is an Italian/American , a diminutive 5 feet 1 inch tall, and 34G-24-34 125lbs are the numbers on the hit parade. Please put your best foot forward and say hello to Miss Satinee Capona (AKA Zee Carrino, Ztephanii Zee).