Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born December 9th, 1992 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 25 – 36 and 108 lbs. Please grab an EpiPen for Miss Sofi Ryan AKA Hailey Lynzz.

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born December 9th, 1992 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 32 – 25 – 36 and 108 lbs. Please grab an EpiPen for Miss Sofi Ryan AKA Hailey Lynzz.
July 8, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, American Hero, Bail Pupster Out For Once, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, butt like POW!, Button Nose, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, ducks are people too, el jibbity, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Lesbians, Loose Ass Snatch, misogyny, Muddle My Mint, those are some big boobs, Why Do We Need Categories? . Tags: Bewbages, duck, ducks, Liposuction, MJ knows the difference between whips and reins, rich is nowhere to be found, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 106 Comments
March 11, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, #indogyears, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Crime and Punishment, duck face, ducks are people too, Earworm dammit, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, Mother's Day, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, Nigeria, No Drama, Richard Butt RIP, Ride the pony, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), WarPr0n, We don't need no stinking categories, weather blog, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, zero fucks . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 152 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. 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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation on September 11th, 1989. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 38D–28–38 and 135 lbs. Please pop a cork and pour one out for Miss Anna Polina!
January 17, 2020
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, Ball de Cheese, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brazil, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Don't Make Me Kill You, duck face, ducks are people too, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hitler, Hosefuckers, Hot Diggity Dog, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Literature, Luckiest Dog Alive, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mardi gras groping, mesadick, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, My Sharona, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, slut, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments
Hello teetotalers, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Big Baisemain Friday.
baisemain (beɪzˈmæn) n : archaic a kissing of the hand; thus, a sign of respect
Your model for today was born May 19th, 1997 in Orlando, Florida. She stands 5′ 3″, 36E-28-35 and 125 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say hello to Miss Brittney White.
September 28, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, Breitbart, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Coonskin, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Double or nothing, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fire in the hole, grope em if you got em, homophobe, is there such a thing as bad head, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 157 Comments
Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.
September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments
Time to do something, right now dammit!
February 22, 2018
Categories: Cheese Log Guzzler, ducks are people too, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., Mother Fuckin Bootleg, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Pompadour, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, The Religion of Peace, TITS, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 221 Comments
I don’t care how fat, purple haired, and poorly tattooed you are…if you don’t think Melania Trump is beautiful, there’s something wrong with your brain. Everyone pretended to love and was eerily forced to affirm that Moochelle was radiant and smart while neither were really true. She’s a dog and everyone knows it. Melania, on the other paw, is intelligent, well spoken, and fiercely protective of her family. She has class, which we sorely need.
Proof that god loves Trump: Melania
A sarcastic or vengeful god would have given Trump a more Chelsea-esque daughter to mock his obvious love of himself. But instead, our benevolent creator granted him with not one, but two lovely female offspring. Ivanka and Tiffany are warm, funny, intelligent, and dedicated to their families. They don’t need a PR campaign or obviously fake attempts to appear as insert-consultant-generated-words-to-convey-humanity-here to their fellow countrymen. And they both look good in leather pants, which is more than we can say for Chubble.
Proof that God loves Trump: His daughters
And lastly, there is no greater gift to a politician than a good foil. As I’ve often said, there’s only one person that Trump could have beaten to become President, and there’s only one person that Hillary could have lost to. No matter the situation, she appears robotic, tone deaf, scripted, and always attempts to lie when the simple truth will do. Dropped something on your foot or stubbed a toe? Nope! She was running down the stairs, coffee cup in hand, shouting important orders to an unnamed underling. Pass out and get chucked into van like a side of beef? She’s just fine! It’s a lovely Spring day and why look here! A random child to hug which will make a splashy picture! She’s so strong and brave to stand upright in this unrelenting 68 degree heat!
Hillary is a Christmas nightmare. The terrible gift that just keeps giving.
Proof that God loves Trump: Hillary Rodham Clinton
October 19, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Buzzcut, Caffeine, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, ducks are people too, fuck you, Premolar, Secret Santa, tenterhooks, WarPr0n, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 54 Comments
Hotspur:
I put this on facedouche, but I share here because I care. Also, because it’s truthy.
October 7, 2017
Categories: American Hero, asshole, bacon, Beaver Button, but not the good kind, ducks are people too, flick it, flick it good, foreskin, FUCK YOU ICE, Oops., Snake juice guzzler, Sorry. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 194 Comments
I’m hoping that the next move is the last one. It’s definitely enough land to live off of, even with the (essentially) worthless horses. The question is how fast I can get to the point of food independence, should I have the wherewithal to do so. Going to be a lot of work getting it into shape for that, so I have to hope my body won’t give out on me before the systems are built up, and that I can make steady progress toward it as the years pass.
America.
July 31, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, ducks are people too, homophobe, misogyny, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 141 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.