I saw these and decided they would work for a weekend poat.
Salute to our nurses!
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I saw these and decided they would work for a weekend poat.
Salute to our nurses!
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March 17, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, Drugs, No more wire hangers, Not Boobs, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, You People Make Me Sick, Your mom likes this, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: empty your own damn bedpan, here is that stool sample you ordered, stitch in time costs $99 . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 198 Comments
Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!
January 9, 2018
Categories: 0, 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments
So –
I was surfing teh webs and came across an interesting little factoid about the Angler Fish –
There’s an obvious mom joke lurking in there…
December 12, 2017
Categories: 0, Chicks dig a nice tool, Double or nothing, Drugs, fishy, foreskin, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, Microvag, Oso made me do it!!!!, Shark Week, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, The More You Know, Totally Nude, Tuesday, whatever, your mom is a fish monger, zero fucks . Tags: Fishing - it's better than golf . Author: jam2 . Comments: 218 Comments
Hello my hygienic friends, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Waco, Texas February 21st, 1979. She stands 5’2″ and clocks in with a respectable 32C fun-bag hit. Please forgo the pasta and say hello to Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt!
November 24, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, Drugs, duck face, ember shoes, FUCK YOU ICE, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hai Karate, Hambone, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Make Him Stop - everybody probably . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 90 Comments
Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.
November 21, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshole, Beaver Button, Birthday Beat Down, Boobs, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Follically challenged, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, Moist, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, O, One Foot Muff, oy!!, people make me sick, POON!, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, Your mom sends her love, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 132 Comments
So – i was reading something or other recently and came across a reference to these things:
lithops
I’ve seen them in the past – weird little things; they fit right in with the random stuff that grows in this chat room.
I’m thinking we need to have a vote on the official flower of the H2 chat room. So here it goes – and remember the vote is binding – so don’t screw it up:
October 31, 2017
Categories: #H2, amazing post, Drugs, flower power, flowering flower, foreskin, Garden, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, starfish, stupid fucking hippies, Totally Nude, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 135 Comments
I’ve been kinda busy – gotta leave in a minute or two for a business thing, but figured I’d vomit something up which that little felt bastidge can stomp – OR that the amazing and talented hostess extraordinaire Carin can modify/update to make it passable for this chat room ———-
Carin warming up?
August 29, 2017
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, 0, bad trip, Badtards, Barack Obama, Chapeau, Compound W, Drugs, foreskin, General Bitching, Generic Category Category, Genital Itch, I Love You Peeps, i'm zero indians, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., Lumber, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, Pleurisy, pruritus ani, Your Welcome Hotspur, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 134 Comments
So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).
I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical majesty –
What do you think?
Enjoy:
now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:
August 9, 2017
Categories: alcohol, bad trip, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Belly Button Micro Penis, Booze, braunschweiger, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Don't Make Me Kill You, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, homophobe, Hosefuckers, Kinky Afro, Man-lesbians, oy!!, pelvic thrust, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, Rub meat, Suck It., supersonic faggotronic, teh funny, transphobe, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Hello spelunkers and drink-mixers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our model for today was born December 27th, 1989 in Wordsley, Dudley, West Midlands, England. 5’5“, 34E-25-37 and 105 lbs, please express yourself artistically and say hello to Miss Caitlin Wynters!
July 7, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Beaver Button, Chubs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Drugs, fat chicks, Genital Itch, Good Stupid, Hanks, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 209 Comments
WAKEY WAKEY.
Sorry that my promised, and highly anticipated poat is more of an afternoon delight, but I had shit to do.
Mostly, I had to purchase QOTSA Cats fucking in a closet tickets. And I got AWESOME seats. Aren’t you all excited?
Whatever bitches.
June 20, 2017
Categories: #H2, ann coulter, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, conspiracy theory, Coonskin, Cults, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, I Love You Peeps, It must be true!, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Car in . Comments: 84 Comments
I’ll tell you, I had to turn the Olympics off last night. The gay overload with the gay flags and gayness and the gay skier and the all about gay was too much for me. How does being gay have ANYTHING to do with skiing unless you’re purposefully landing on a pole?