H2 Placeholder Pet Post

Since we are in need of a fresh post, I’ve decided to put up a pet post. I’ll start with Elliot, aka Pretty Pretty Princess (since he doesn’t like to get wet):
gimme a chili dog!
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Add your own pics, or you can send them to me, and I’ll add them.
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Everybody Wants to Rule the Meme

Oh come one, you didn’t see this one coming, with that title?

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Almost time to Whistle -POS Groundhog Style

Marmota monax – a pig by any other name is still your mom.

aka: woodchuck, whistle-pig, or land-beaver (heh)

How many names does she have, one might ask.

So, it’s almost time for the best non-holiday holiday of the year. We’ve been cooped up in our wintry nests long enough that it seems reasonable for us to rely on a rodent to scry  our future – whatevs; the little  beast prolly can’t be any worse at it than the local weather man/woman/person/Akava’ine/ Bakla/Bissu/ Calabai/Fa’afafine/ Fakaleiti/ Hijra/ Kathoey/ Khanith/ Koekchuch/ Māhū Maknyah/ Mukhannathun/ Muxe/ Sworn virgin/ Takatāpui/ Travesti/ Two-Spirit/ Winkte…. you get the point.

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Imagine yourself here: Lapeerpalooza TOWMJGM

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Or, if you’re not the social type, here, off by yourself:

 

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Pay no attention to the fact that the deck currently has no rails. That has NOTHING to do with the plans for MJ’s “disappearance”. We’re ordering the wire this week, and hopefully that will be rectified.

Perhaps you’d want to zip around the lake on one of our jet skis!!!  For the low, low price of a glass of wine paid to me, this can happen.

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My crack mechanic (#2 son Matt)  is at work getting them in top condition as I write:

 

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We have TOP NOTCH accommodations here at Chez Car in and this can be had at a very reasonable rate *IMG_4039*again a nice hearty glass of wine, and whoever needs it/asks first

 

I got a bunch of these cool light things for the deck, but I haven’t figured out how exactly I’m going to put them up:

 

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I may try something new while I have guests, and as soon as I figure what this guy is saying I’ll try to whip some of this up. I don’t know how many more times I’m going to have to watch it …

There’s sure to be some awesome music on the deck too as I give everyone a very complete presentation of what’s currently rotating on my playlist.

And don’t forget the real reason for coming to Lapeerpalooza …

 

He’s dirty.

He’s smelly.

But he’s 155 pounds of pure love. Let’s all have a nice round of applause for MOOOOOOSE.

 

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(not actual size – this is from last year)

 

Well, i don’t know what the heck else I can do to convince everyone?

Maybe this –  one last picture of moose:

 

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19th Annual Great Pumpkin Festival

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Dear fuquar’s de hose,

It’s that time of year again…Halloween(er)!!!!!!

As you know, we’ve spent the past 18 years showing each other our pumpkins, and this year is not the time to quit. We are simply 2 legitimate to do so. 2 legit to quit.

This Saturday, at 12pm EST I will begin a thread so scary, so frightening, so goddamn shart inducing that you’ll, er, shart.

Side note: I would like a thesaurus for Christmas. Just sayin’.

See you this Saturday,

MJ

 

 

 

A poat which explores the Duality of Man™

What do you do with a problem like this?
 
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I guess you’d have to go for some kind of Social Justice Rock Paper Scissors game. We could call it Rock Privilege Scissors.
 
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Pecho Grande Viernes

Hello malcontents, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
This song was playing on Dewey Crow’s tow-truck radio on this season’s premier episode of Justified.
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Your model for today was born in Caracas, Venezuela, now she lives in Miami, Florida. She stands 5’6″ tall, and measures 34C-28-38 and 110lbs. Please stop raking the roof long enough to welcome, Miss Diana Levy!

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Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!

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