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I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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These make me happy
Do you get it now?
October 15, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Button Nose, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, conspiracy theory, flick it, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Headless Whoresman, Heavy Metal Thunder, Huevos divorciados, I'm 7 Indians, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, lying phquer, ManBearPig, Mercurochrome, misogyny, Muppet Porn & You, show me your tits . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 162 Comments
A little help for the single Hostage ladies (wink wink) wait…are there any? Never you mind…watch the video
You take heed of this tips, and you’re sure to get a stud like this….
This is dedicated to all the lettuce out there….
September 3, 2020
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOOP!, Cash for Crunkers, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 275 Comments
We’re on the Eve of Memestruction
Everybody panic!
March 17, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, beefcake, Cash for Crunkers, Fire melt steel mantra, I am judging you, Kyle, pelvic rest, soakin' the ole T-bone, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 207 Comments
Quickie Meme
Lets see how fast I can throw this together
October 15, 2019
Categories: Buzzcut, CAIR, Cash for Crunkers, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 115 Comments
Pupper Post
The one that roped us in … LOOK AT THAT DOG! Is that not the cutest dog you’ve ever seen?
On the ride home. She really looks super upset about being torn away from her family.
Side eye. She doesn’t trust you guys.
This is what she looks like from the top.
They obviously can’t stand each other.
What happens when you add ANOTHER NEWFIE? Graham is taller, and thinner than Moose (and is my nephew’s dog). As you can see, they get along horribly.
This is Moose when I took him to the do -it-yourself doggie place.
The Oschi.
Poor dog – shouldn’t have that many issues. But she was as sweet as can be despite that.
Remember when Leon used to do Mushroom stuff? I found this out by my chicken coop – looked like a portabella to me. Weird.
On last picture – me and Ian at the show last week:
May 28, 2019
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, As Little as Possible, Beriberi, Cash for Crunkers, cat blogging, cats are evul, flower power, Floyd, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Holidays, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, Hulk Smash, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I feel like chicken tonight., I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 76 Comments
Beasts
All kinds of fantastic animals
1.2 billion views…. no idea who that is.
April 9, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, BANGLAR COFFEE, Breitbart, Cash for Crunkers, CRUNK JUICE!!!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, goatse, I Will Kick Your Ass, Learn some shit, milestones, North American Goat Love Association, paris hilton whore, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, skittles, taste the rainbow, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 133 Comments
Public Urination
What’s up with the current rush to coarsen everything in society. From San Fran to NYC everybody is pissing in the streets.
I thought it was a french tradition. Now it’s all fashionable to drop trou and go…
I guess gone are the simpler times of panhandling.
August 14, 2018
Categories: #H2, alcohol, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bacon wrapped booger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fourth Grade, General Bitching, I'm not judging you, milestones, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, not mannish monday madness, One Foot Muff, oy!!, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, This is fucking bullshit, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 128 Comments
Thursday Teabagger Treat
Well, after covering coffee last week it was only natural that I shift my focus to its Limey bastard cousin; tea. Surely tea drinking began somewhere in China and caught on elsewhere along the Silk Road trading route (I just made that last part up but I’ve found that if use terms like “Silk Road trading route” people will often believe the rest of the verbal diarrhea that flows from your mouth). Alright, where were we? Tea. Pretty popular drink everywhere. Great Britain. Ireland. India. China. Wakanda? Not so much.
June 28, 2018
Categories: #H2, #hashtag, 4/10 Would Still Smash, Cash for Crunkers, Happy Birfday Wiser, Nigeria, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Peace Through Douche, peanuts and corn the night before, Snake juice guzzler, The Religion of Peace, Vaseline Kiss, Where's MJ?, You have some Junk in the Trump, you might be gay if you like this . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 192 Comments
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