We’re on the Eve of Memestruction

Everybody panic!

Quickie Meme

Lets see how fast I can throw this together

Pupper Post

The one that roped us in … LOOK AT THAT DOG! Is that not the cutest dog you’ve ever seen?

 

On the ride home. She really looks super upset about being torn away from her family.

Side eye. She doesn’t trust you guys.

This is what she looks like from the top.

They obviously can’t stand each other.

 

What happens when you add ANOTHER NEWFIE?   Graham is taller, and thinner than Moose (and is my nephew’s dog).   As you can see, they get along horribly.

 

This is Moose when I took him to the do -it-yourself doggie place.

The Oschi.

Poor dog – shouldn’t have that many issues. But she was as sweet as can be despite that.

 

 

 

Remember when Leon used to do Mushroom stuff?  I found this out by my chicken coop – looked like a portabella to me.  Weird.

 

 

On last picture – me and Ian at the show last week:

 

Beasts

All kinds of fantastic animals

1.2 billion views….  no idea who that is.

Public Urination

What’s up with the current rush to coarsen everything in society. From San Fran to NYC everybody is pissing in the streets.

I thought it was a french tradition. Now it’s all fashionable to drop trou and go…

I guess gone are the simpler times of panhandling.

Thursday Teabagger Treat

Well, after covering coffee last week it was only natural that I shift my focus to its Limey bastard cousin; tea. Surely tea drinking began somewhere in China and caught on elsewhere along the Silk Road trading route (I just made that last part up but I’ve found that if use terms like “Silk Road trading route” people will often believe the rest of the verbal diarrhea that flows from your mouth). Alright, where were we? Tea. Pretty popular drink everywhere. Great Britain. Ireland. India. China. Wakanda? Not so much.

Happy Hostage Thanksgiving

Here it is, the big day. Food, family, fellowship, football, flatulence, fellatio if you’re lucky (hopefully not with your cousin you sicko). Tell your mom that I said “Hello”. We made our turkey this past Sunday since we’re traveling today for dinner at the in-laws. The leftovers have been mostly eaten and the excess frozen to avoid getting the turkey trots.

Carin ought to wear these under her skort for the next turkey trot

That picture with the Pilgrims and turkey runners reminds me of my youth when we would dress up as Pilgrims and Indians and sit around the table eying each other nervously. One year Uncle Bubba blasted a neighbor with his musket when he showed up unexpectedly dressed as a hostile tribe member.

POS Post – Code Name: Snake Juice

Ahrite you lazy bitches/bitchettes –

get up!

When you hear “Snake Juice” what comes (heh) to mind … ?

No – N0 – NOO!

BBF

Hello  hungry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model was born June 1st, 1987 in Prague, Czech Republic.  5’8″, 40F-28-36 and 136 lbs, please say hello to Miss Shione Cooper!

 

HHD – Monkey Style

So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).

I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical  majesty –

What do you think?

Enjoy:

 

now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for: