Oh my goodness, how did this get posted?….again
July 1, 2020
Categories: American Hero, Big Stones, butt-pokey blues, Double or nothing, FUCK SALT!!!, I used to be funneh and shit, I'm 7 Indians, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, ManBearPig, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Spice, Peace Through Douche, Snake juice guzzler . Tags: Toxic Masculinity . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 165 Comments
New name? Hostage Autonomous Zone. Or … HAZ. Catchy?
I’ve got an idea. Stick with me for a minute. So, our little blog is a somewhat unknown spot on AlGore’s internet … but say we “occupy” a bigger website and just demand that its our’s? I don’t mean Ace’s or similar. We need to take back the enemy. Is Daily Kos still a thing? Continue reading →
June 11, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, As Little as Possible, asshole, Books, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 137 Comments
OK, Since No One Asked For It
June 4, 2020
Categories: #H2, ACHOO!, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Beaver Button, CHAD, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, Hostages Legal Aid, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, just another jimbroglio, Maxi Pads, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, riding the cock carousel, shit squirters, show me your tits, soakin' the ole T-bone, Taint Tanner, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Three card Monte, weiner . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 211 Comments
You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me
May 18, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, marriage, Maxi Pads, Microvag, Muppet Porn & You, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Person, Old Spice, Oprah's Slut Club, OWS Douchebags, people make me sick, Poon In Ivy, Pure Genius, Remembrance, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, She-Meat, slut, Smoke a pole, Stetson (for men), Superblood, Tastes Less Like Regular, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ . Comments: 127 Comments
Psychomeme
It’s crazy out there, EMBRACE THE SUCK!
April 7, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, chi-chi was here category, dig deep the gathering gloom, flowering flower, Happy, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Knockers, mesadick, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Penis Sipper, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Tards, TurtleFacePlant, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 149 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on Friday the 13th, 1998 somewhere in Wisconsin, now residing in Los Angeles, CA. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34D – 24 – 34 and 136 lbs. Please get ready to fall in love with Miss Sabrina Lynn.
January 31, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Finely Freckled, Luckiest Dog Alive, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Smokeshow, Things that really matter, those are some big boobs . Tags: Peak Pupster Poat . Author: Pupster . Comments: 158 Comments
Memeorabilia
September 21, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Not Boobs, October Surprise, Okay, Old Person, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room . Tags: ann coulter, bestiality, donuts, ducks, Jesus Freak, wtf? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 210 Comments
Hotspur Meets His Match
In the sad wake of Notre Dame burning yesterday, I mentioned getting engaged there. Oso said she enjoyed hearing it, but that was only a tiny part of the story.
Here I will tell a complete version of my history. I will start at the beginning.
In January of 2000, a close friend of mine, Rick, invited me to an “Ignore The Super Bowl Party.” The idea was to keep the sound off during the game so everyone could chat, then turn it on during the commercials, so everyone could laugh. That was back in the days of the Dotcom bubble, and the commercials were hilarious.
During the week before the game, if Rick asked me once, he asked me five times if I was coming on Sunday. I told him yes each time. But when Sunday came I really didn’t want to go, but I thought, “Fuck, I told him five times I was coming. I’ll just go and stay for a drink and say I have to get up early in the morning, then leave early.”
So I went.
April 16, 2019
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, amazing post, Beauty Personified, Learn some shit, Like you know how to read., new post, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Pre-Law, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Trump's Fault, Tuesday, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, Your Mom . . Author: Hotspur . Comments: 80 Comments
Big Boob Swat Hump
Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.
Have you missed us? Yes.
Have you missed me? No.
Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.
March 1, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Fourth Grade, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, Lobster roll, Music Classics, My safe contains your mom, Nigeria, No Drama, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Phone blogging, playing Hide the Salmon, QWERTY, racist, Snake juice guzzler, Turkey Taint, Uniform, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's flower . . Author: MJ . Comments: 110 Comments
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April 6, 2020 2:52 pm
From day one, my bullshit meter has been at 11.
Additionally, I don’t believe in crashing the greatest economy in the world because some people may die.
Like all things in a free country, there is a risk.
It’s been said many times but I’m not giving up my guns so you can feel safe. I’m not driving slow so you can feel safe, I’m not going to wear a helmet riding a bike because you think it’s safer. I’m going to play/watch sports that you won’t because you think they’re not safe. I’m going to eat meat that you may not think is good for my health or the effing planet. I don’t give a shit if you think it’s better to be locked up in our houses getting arrested and getting tickets for going outside. You’re wrong. This is America. Freedom over safety. Also, FUCK OFF.
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