BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

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Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 26 – 31 and 117 lbs.  Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

 

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April 10, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, American Hero, ann coulter, barely passable trannies, BBF, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, fishy, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Heads I win, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, Hulk Smash, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Luckiest Dog Alive, meatdickbreath, misogyny, Moist, Molar, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, personal junk, police involvement, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, Say "What" Again, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Smokeshow, starfish, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Taint Tanner, those are some big boobs, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, Tube Steak Fever, unintended consequences, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's MJ?, Who Cut The Cheese?, You're gonna love my nuts, your mom is a fish monger . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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November 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOO!!!, Boobs, CHAD, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Like you know how to read., Microvag, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, peanuts and corn the night before, Penis Sipper, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tincture of iodine, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.

 

brimborion –  A useless or worthless object.

 

 

 

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I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off

 

 

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs.  Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.

 

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December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

BBF

Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!

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October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments

UUF (Ugly Unmotivated Friday)

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40.  Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!

 

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June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments

Royal Weiner Wedding Post

Some cats and dogs will be walking down the aisle today so I thought we should commemorate the occasion in our own special way.

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May 19, 2018
Categories: #H2, Hot Diggity Dog, Tube Steak Fever . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 163 Comments