How Can They Be This Dumb?

So…I don’t follow politics much anymore but happened to read something that popped up on my phone while I was checking stocks that I follow. Yep, if you want to look at stock performance on your phone, you’re going to be solicited for indoctrination.

Here’s the deal, as our pudding brained fake president would say, the demotards are pushing a 9/11 style commission to have a huge, multi-year review of the protest at the Capitol on Jan 6th. As I read the article I was actually a bit confused…I thought it might have been from months ago because it contained obvious factual errors, but no, it was current. We all know how this goes. The demotards say, ‘hey man just searching for the truth, can I have limitless amounts of money so spend on my friends at fancy law firms that will tell me a 2 year story with the exact timing and plot lines that will help me with reelection as far out as 2024? Just looking for the truth.’

And guess what? Thirty five moronic republicans voted with the demotards to pass the bill. Not one or two (depends how you count Liz Cheney) but 35!

So, like, how can they possibly be this dumb? How would this help them? What is to be gained? Do we really need another fat, bloated NeverTrump sissy whinging on MSNBC?

McConnell says its dead in the Senate but you never know…he can be bought with an eight ball and a waddle massage.

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on June 18th, 1997 in Kingston, Ontario Canada.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 382435 and 137 lbs.  You know what to do for Miss Mary Lynn Neil.

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born February 10th, 1988 in Okinawa, Japan.  She stands 5 foot even and measures 473335 and 95 lbs.  Please welcome back Miss Fuko Love AKA P-chan.

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

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Your model for today was born in Berne, New York on September 18th, 1992.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 342631 and 117 lbs.  Please get comfy and get to know Mrs. Chelsie Aryn-Miller.

 

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.

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Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.

 

brimborion –  A useless or worthless object.

 

 

 

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I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off

 

 

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA.  She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs.  Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.

 

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Just Pecking Away

So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.

Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend  in the course of events for the American male.

 

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