Hello assorted Hostages, lurkers, lackeys, hangers-on, cretins and other assorted turkey taints! By now most of the family either has or soon will assemble for one of the most hallowed days of football this year. There’s nothing more heartwarming than Cleveland Browns fans thinking they’re going to the Super Bowl. So grab the clam dip and Ruffles chips and scroll on down to be delighted.
November 28, 2019
Categories: #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, amazing post, As Little as Possible, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, BOO!!!, Boobs, CHAD, Hambone, Happy B-Day Michael, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Like you know how to read., Microvag, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, peanuts and corn the night before, Penis Sipper, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tincture of iodine, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Thor? . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 86 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.
brimborion – A useless or worthless object.
I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off
Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA. She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs. Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.
December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments
So one might think that a “Pecking Away” post might be about the latest currency of exchange for a maudlin teen child being bartered to a man for chickens, but one would be wrong.
Alas another important study has shown a disturbing trend in the course of events for the American male.
October 23, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, cow snot, dicking bimbos, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, High and tight, Hosefuckers, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Le Luc Long, Marez-ee-dotes, mesadick, Moist, monkey love, Muddle My Mint, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, playing Hide the Salmon, Plumbing, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, racist, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, Rub meat, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Taint what you think, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, Tuesday, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.
bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective – tending to drink in excess
Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989. She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs. Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!
October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments
October 11, 2018
Categories: #H2, Dial C for cooter, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, flick it good, Glitter Shit, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, libtards, Merry Christmas, people make me sick, Rule 34, Snake juice guzzler, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Thor?, Your Mom, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 111 Comments
OK EVERBODY STOP PANICKING. I got dis.
Baby aminals! YAYYY!
July 9, 2018
Categories: !RALGNAB, 10/10 Would Smash, Balls, braunschweiger, Chubs, Cockfacefuckaloo, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, foreskin, I Will Kick Your Ass, Trump's Fault, Tube Steak Fever, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: lauraw . Comments: 154 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!
June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments
Some cats and dogs will be walking down the aisle today so I thought we should commemorate the occasion in our own special way.
May 19, 2018
Categories: #H2, Hot Diggity Dog, Tube Steak Fever . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 163 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
February 23, 2020
Oh, man, the dems are actually going to nominate Bernie. How insane is this?
Well done, lefties. Your corruption of our educational system has paid off. Hats off to you and your bullshit.
The weak-minded have been thoroughly manipulated.
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