You’re all Tools

 

So, last Friday was Toolday: the day Tool fans from all around the world had waited 13 long years to arrive.  The. New. Album.  And some people just walked around like it was a normal day.   Oblivious to it’s greatness.

Behold the “unboxing”   of the limited edition. Yes, I have it. Unlike everyone else who didn’t pre-order.

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born January 1st, 1997 in Colombia, South America.  She stands 5′ 5” and measures 41DD-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please cheer up , turn on some lights, and welcome Miss Kendra Roll!

 

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Hello, and welcome to Big Bubonalgia Friday.

 

bubonalgia – painful inflammation of the groin

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Brazil May 18th, 1990.  She stands 5′ 9″, 34-29-34 and 128 lbs.  Please speak up and say ” Eu quero comprar uma casa para você ” to Miss Isabela Soncini!

 

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MMM – Car-in’s version because Possum is sick

First a bit of motivational music- this is a real toe tapper.

 

 

Let’s see who I have in my binders of women.

The woman on the left is doing a chest to bar, which … bad-ass.

 

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This looks pretty hard-core too, but I don’t want to try it.

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The dreaded wall balls. I hates them.

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Kettlebells are good.

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The way I feel after most workouts.

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See? Kettlebells are hard. This is kettlebell girl.

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Are you motivated? I am.

 

/side note – I’m happy to see that “beer tree farm” has made it to our categories. Well played.

 

Closing song:

 

Update: I can’t believe I didn’t include this!

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Tonight, on One Tree Hill …

Will there be a breakup? A fight?   Or will everyone just get grounded? TUNE IN TONIGHT

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I honestly don’t know much about this show, but I did watch this one waaaaay back in the day:

 

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The thing I like about Tori Spelling, is that she’s living proof that all the money in the world can’t make you beautiful.

I was actually more of a fan of this type of show:

 

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Man, those were the days.  LOVED that show. And it had THIS wonderful episode – good performances and STILL had the humor.

 

 

One hunk for tuesday – Concert is in a few weeks:

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The new album is awesome. But then you knew I’d say that. This is usually the concert opener, but not every time.   I will be insufferable until then.

 

 

Ok. My work here is done. I’ve fully desecrated the blog.   That’s what happens when everyone leaves me alone here.

Update/arrrrg:

 

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Weekend Memes

Hotspur’s new truck

Socks helping with the rent

Beansersdgdgresasd’s basement renovation took an unexpected turn

Jewstin is early Christmas Shopping

Colex wants a paper umbrella with that

Mare updates her look

Jimbro seems bored

And then he ate it

CARin gets in a fight

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Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England.  She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs.  Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!

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