Get Ready!

Time to do something, right now dammit!

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Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

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You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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BBF – 2017 Championship Edition

Happy New Year Boob Enthusiasts and also to the Boob Curious, welcome to Big Boob Friday, 2017 Championship Victory Lap!

 

 

Surging late over the weekend, your 2017 Big Boob Friday Champion is a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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Cheeseball Fiesta

It’s truly the most wonderful time of the year. My shopping is all done, I bought a big supply of white tissue paper and gift bags and that’s my “wrapping plan”. Let’s face it, my attempts at wrapping a present most closely resemble a kindergartner’s art project. Part of the preparations include cooking and meal planning. My fruitcake is done. We’re debating the Christmas meal. Some kind of beef or pork. The meat case at Sam’s will determine my final choice. Another thing I’m tackling for the first time is a cheese ball. Tackling as in preparing. I’ve partaken in many a cheese ball over the years. So …

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