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Your model for today was born June 9th, 1996 in The United Kingdom. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 126 lbs. Please zoom in on Miss Scarlett Jones.
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Your model for today was born June 9th, 1996 in The United Kingdom. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 126 lbs. Please zoom in on Miss Scarlett Jones.
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July 22, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 90 seconds you'll never get back, Aliens, At least we're not Ontario, Balls, bangin' your bud, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, catchin' the fishes bishes, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Emily's Dull Affect, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, foreskin, Genital Itch, Hosefuckers, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jizm Goes Here, Loose Ass Snatch, misogyny, mittelschmerz, Moist, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Penis Sipper, personal junk, Plumbing, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Richard Butt RIP . Tags: Bewbages, Boobs, fake redhead, New England Patriots, words that begin with SLUT . Author: Pupster . Comments: 43 Comments
The first video I ever sent to Merv.
The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.
Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.
November 19, 2020
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, 1979 Bitchez, 2017 Big Boob Championships, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 80s, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, ACHOO!, alcohol, Aliens, almond, amazing post, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, bad trip, BADASSDOM, Badtards, Ball de Cheese, Balls, bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, barely passable trannies, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, beefcake, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Beriberi, Big Stones, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, Black helicopters, Blankie, Blue Man Group, BOO!!!, Boobs, Books, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Bowler, braunschweiger, Brazil, Breitbart, Brian Williams, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Brut, Bugout Jelly, Bunker Pants!, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Caffeine, CAIR, california lesbian in love, Canine, Cartman, Cash for Crunkers, cashew, cat blogging, Catnaps, cats are evul, cereal, CHAD, Chapeau, Cheedy, cheese, Cheese Ball, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, chi-chi was here category, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Chocolate, Chubs, Cinco De Mayo, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Consumption, cool tunes, Coonskin, coonskin cap, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Cowboy, Crime and Punishment, crisp bills, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Dan Rather, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., DDH, Death by Fishstick, Deck The Halls, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Democrat Clown Car 2020, democrats, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, dig deep the gathering gloom, dinkie dinky dunkers divin' deep, Does this look infected?, Dog Centric, dog love, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Double or nothing, Douche-bagger, Dr B wants to Spank you, Drinking heavily, Drugs, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, duck face, ducks are people too, Earworm dammit, Easter Eggs, Easter Pig, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Electrical, ember shoes, Emily, Emily's Dull Affect, erection day coverage, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fart! Fart! 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Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, H2 Eulogy, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hardware, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, Heavy Metal Thunder, Helen Thomas, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Holidays, homophobe, hopey changey shit, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hot-n-tot's birthday beating, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I am, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, illuminati, Incisor, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is tee-roy still in prison?, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, Is This Ham Still Good?, It must be true!, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Jayson Blair, Jeebus, Jesus Freak, John Galt, Joke thread, Juice, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Kyle, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Lazy Man's Lobster, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Lesbians, libtards, Like you know how to read., Literature, Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Lobster roll, Lobster Thermidor, LOVE SALT!!!, Luckiest Dog Alive, Lumbago, Lumber, lying phquer, macadamia, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Magic Hat, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Makin' Bacon, Man, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marathon not a sprint, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, marriage, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, memememems, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, milestones, Mini Eggs, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, mittelschmerz, Moist, Molar, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Mother's Day, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, Music Classics, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, My safe contains your mom, My Sharona, Nasal Nostalgia, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Never Gonna Give You Up, new post, new post needed ASAP!!!, NHL, Nice Melons, Nigeria, No Drama, No more wire hangers, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, nose nuggets, NOT another post by Pupster, Not Boobs, not boyfrien, Not Enough Categories ffs, Not in the mood for a funny poat, not mannish monday madness, Not yo baby, O, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Okay, Old Person, Old Spice, One Foot Muff, Oops., open your chaste mouth, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, oy!!, Pants Up, Don't Loot, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, peanut, peanuts and corn the night before, pecan, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, people make me sick, People Was Educated, personal junk, pets, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, Pink Floyd, playing Hide the Salmon, Pleurisy, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, polishing turds, Politics, Pompadour, Poon In Ivy, POON!, Prankophilia, Pre-Law, Premolar, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pron, pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Punk Rock, Puns are awesome, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, quesadillas, QUID PRO QUO, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, riding the cock carousel, right wing rethuglican, robust hindquarters, Rocky Dennis, Ronaldus Maximus, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, Rule 34, Rumpus Room Rumba, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Secret Santa, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, SHIZZLAP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Snake, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Socialism!, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry., Space pens, starfish, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Stetson (for men), STFU, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, Summaries, Superblood, supersonic faggotronic, Sure Why Not, Sweet Tunes, swinging with friends, Tails you lose, Taint Pics of Osprey, Taint Tanner, Taint what you think, Taking The Browns To The Super Bowl, Tards, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, tenterhooks, The 1%, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, The Cat's Pajamas, The More You Know, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, This is fucking bullshit, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, Thor!, Thorific, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, Tincture of iodine, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Too Much Pressure, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, Trump's Fault, truther, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Tuesday, Turkey Taint, TurtleFacePlant, Uncategorized, unicorns, Uniform, unintended consequences, vagine, Vaseline Kiss, Vlatabadababadoodoo, walnut, WarPr0n, We don't need no stinking categories, weather blog, Weekend Memes, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Whiny little twerp, whiskey, Whitey is teh Debble, Who Cut The Cheese?, Who You Calling Racist?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, wing nut wingnut, Wipe your Cobarruvias!, Wisdom, wisermeany, With a tire iron, Xanthan gum, Yard and Garden, Yellow Fever, yo!, You have some Junk in the Trump, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room, your mom is a fish monger, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this, your mom loves felt love, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 241 Comments
Happy Valentines Day!
This is life in Iowa, Dec-Apr.
February 13, 2020
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, Barack Obama, Black helicopters, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Button Nose, Catnaps, Chief Grumpybutt, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dicking bimbos, Easter Eggs, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Foreignotica, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hanks, Hitler, Huevos divorciados, I'm all out of bubble gum, It's OK to be Ghey - or so teh Pope doth say, Lactation, LOVE SALT!!!, mardi gras groping, mittelschmerz, Muddle My Mint, Nigeria, Old Spice, Pants Up, Don't Loot, police involvement, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Scurvy, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Stroller, Tards, The Wire, transphobe, walnut, Whiny little twerp, Wisdom, You're a TOTAL douche, your mom's flower . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments
We haven’t worn out the New Year yet.
I almost forgot the pun!
How did everyone find out about the new crime spree in the community?
January 7, 2020
Categories: #Problematic, braunschweiger, Consumption, Fuck golf, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, I feel like chicken tonight., just the D…, mittelschmerz, peanuts and corn the night before, Rosetta Likes This, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 112 Comments
We need a little … culture. It’s been lacking here since Mr Chumpo went into the Witness Protection Program. I like woodcuts so woodcuts.
February 7, 2019
Categories: #H2, Ball de Cheese, Barack Obama, CAIR, dicking bimbos, flick it good, Happy B-Day Michael, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, Lactation, Marathon not a sprint, mittelschmerz, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, peanuts and corn the night before, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, Taint Pics of Osprey, Tinfoil lingerie, Turkey Taint, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 104 Comments
May 3, 2018
Categories: #H2, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Mercurochrome, mittelschmerz, needs more tartar sauce, People Was Educated, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Totally Nude, Yellow Fever, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 88 Comments
Russia, Russia, Russia! If I rolled my eyes like I want to, I would be able to see into my brain. It occurred to me a few days ago that my father in law insisted on joining me on a walk last November and started talking about the election. His theory was that Hillary had been harassed for 20 years and there has never been any evidence of a crime so all of the allegations must be bullshit. After I collected my jaw from the ground I muttered something like, ‘so what you’re saying is you have just eaten 10 space cakes and didn’t share any of them?’ Not true, I actually didn’t say anything because I don’t really talk about politics with anyone but my lovable internet family. But I can’t wait to use that line this Thanksgiving–he’ll tell me it doesn’t matter, Trump is actually a Russian spy, and I’ll say something like, ‘so what you’re saying is you’ve just eaten 10 sputnik cakes and didn’t share any of them?’
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Little Known Fact…Stalone invented Zumba
Keeping with our Russian theme, today’s model is from a former Eastern Bloc country or possibly Mother Russia herself. I mean, just look at her. She’s like 5″11, weighs 120 pounds, has tatas bigger than Red Square, and looks like Mr Bean. Please give a warm, stern looking nod of approval to Karin Spalnikova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!
July 21, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, dicking bimbos, fuck you, Mister Mxyzptlk, mittelschmerz, new post, NHL, No Drama, No more wire hangers, OWS Douchebags, oy!!, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, personal junk, Prankophilia, pron, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Space pens, Steamed Lobster, The Cat's Pajamas, Totally Nude, transphobe . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 100 Comments
Like a drunk American college student in Thailand, I accepted the internet’s word that the above title means Thursday in Russian and that hooker really was a chick. I just hope I don’t find out years laterÂ Ñ‡ĐµÑ‚Đ²ĐµÑ€Đ³ means “Bite The Wax Tadpole” or something worse. Ever since the wee hours of the morning of November 9th, the 1980’s have been calling America nonstop and they want their foreign policy back. I figure it’s high time we learn some Russki culture.
May 11, 2017
Categories: #H2, dicking bimbos, Lactation, mittelschmerz, pelvic thrust, stupid fucking hippies . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 202 Comments
I miss you all. No time to write before I have to be in bed so I can sleep really fast and get up early to get a few hours on the clock at the office before my wife has to go to a dental appointment and I have to hang out with Li’l Possum for the afternoon. This is the 200th MMM poat — believe it or else — so I should really have done something auspicious. I didn’t.
So, pictures! First, a triptych.
November 30, 2015
Categories: As Little as Possible, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, fat chicks, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, homophobe, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm not judging you, Le Luc Long, milestones, misogyny, mittelschmerz, Molar, open your chaste mouth, Premolar, right wing rethuglican, Rub meat, She-Meat, Sodium Chloride Fornication, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 167 Comments
Happy Thanksgiving week, everyone. I’m working 2.5 days this week. It’d be 3 but the wife has some bidness to transact on base and I’ll be staying home with the baby so she doesn’t have to truck the poor lass out to Mt. Clemens and back.
In this post we’re going to peer into the future and have a look at all the things Alex might see when he joins a yoga class for the only reasons any straight man joins a yoga class.
The ab wheel isn’t really a yoga thing, but you still might see it.
November 23, 2015
Categories: alcohol, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, Emily's Dull Affect, FUCK YOU ICE, homophobe, I'm all out of bubble gum, Le Luc Long, Lesbians, misogyny, mittelschmerz, open your chaste mouth, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, She-Meat, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Tails you lose, TurtleFacePlant, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . Tags: Dayum! . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 184 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.