Pupster’s Orchard

Hello, and welcome to another edition of What the Fuck is in Pupster’s Backyard.

THE ORCHARD IN QUESTION

We’ve already identified a thriving Persimmon Tree and Sick Peach Tree, today’s adventure will be finding out the provenance of Mystery Fruit 1. The Fruit in Question grows in the back of the Lizard Habitat in a very shady area, I’ve only clipped the branches that get in the way when I mow back there.

Mystery Fruit 1 drops all it’s leaves in the fall, it looks more like a bush than a tree, it’s only about 4 feet tall and about that wide. In March this year it popped out a bunch of tight pink blossoms that flowered white/pink and then dropped off.

Late spring early summer it leafs out with these dark red/purple long leaves that turn dark green later in the season.

The fruit start as little brown fuzzy looking balls, I thought they would be a nut of some kind, but they start to ripen into a yellow and then red peach-looking type deal.

The Fruit Flies LOVE THESE THINGS

Inside has a pit like a peach, yellow meat, the green looking side is not ripe yet I think. I’m not doing a taste test fuck that.

I’ll save Mystery Fruit 2 for another day, and ask the question:

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN PUPSTER’S YARD and will LUMPS EAT IT if I ship it to her?

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1976 to Scottish parents in Muscat, OmanShe stands 5′ 3″ and measures 342435 and 115 lbs.   Please go shopping with Mrs. Isla Fisher.

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 15th, 1992 in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England.  She stands 5’6″ and measures 342734 and 122 lbs.  Please defend your island for Miss Kym Graham.

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BBF

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Your model for today was born on August 4th, 2000 in New York City. She stands 5’3″ and measures 32G2435 and weighs not much. Please turn on safe-search and welcome Miss Autumn Falls.

 

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This post is a uniter, not a divider…..

Butt Drugs

(Colorado Alex) Some more “content”

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Your model for today was born on March 6th, 1997 in Hungary.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 342536 and 117 lbs.  Please light a candle or curse the dog-head for Miss Jessica Albanka AKA Alisa Amore AKA Inez Fulitko.

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Baby HHD

I got nothin’ to say other than parenting is a young man’s game. Why did none of you assholes tell me this?

This baby loves America. Beware commie jerk-off scum!
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Tuesday Flowers

My raised planter has been re-purposed. No more vegetables allowed (i do have a small clump of chives still hiding in there). Flowers are everywhere now. Some I don’t know what they are. So lets have a naming contest.

Ya what ev haters… so i like flowers – sue me.

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Garden Variety POS Pooté

So – i was reading something or other recently and came across a reference to these things:

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I’ve seen them in the past – weird little things; they fit right in with the random stuff that grows in this chat room.

I’m thinking we need to have a vote on the official flower of the H2 chat room. So here it goes – and remember the vote is binding – so don’t screw it up:

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