MMM 286: No new land yet

Seller on the current land declined to counter, so we raised the offer and are waiting to see if we hear anything back.  My guess is that they aren’t terribly motivated, so we might have to keep looking.

Not gym attire.

Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Your Easter egg is courtesy of Antenna TV and Johnny Carson re-runs. Eddie Murphy was 22 here and has some of the best lines of the interview.
Some music.

Then the hunks.
Scott Eastwood

MMM 242: Don’t try this at home

In case any Monday-only lurkers missed this:

Anyhow, I’ll probably need to hit the weeds a few more times. Be sure to check out the rest of the videos on that channel if you want to see some cool coloring stuff. The channel owner has her own coloring book coming out soon that looks pretty fun if you’re into that sort of thing.

This isn’t her.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I heard this on the radio, and remembering the video made me think of Chumpo at a fancy Hollowood party.

I would love to see how they edit the transitions from reality to cardboard cutouts, especially the pool at the end.
Well, now that the Olympics are over and there’s crap on network TV, it’s back to Netflix. Mr. RFH and Mini-me are watching “The Shannara Chronicles”. I haven’t gotten into it yet, but I don’t hate it. We now have a drinking game if a demon shows up.
Manu Bennett

Gros Seins Vendredi

Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

BBF

Greetings, my friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Normally, this weekly feature on dis here fine blawg includes some funny gifs, some odd history sometimes.  Mine’s going to try and get it right, but I’m prepared if it doesn’t.  So grab a mug of your favorite morning beverage and keep on scrolling, cats, so you can have a look.

Blue Wire

Well, let’s get fresh for the summer season.  Evidently zee Moronosphere is ablaze with real zeal for new art posts in America, and so in celebration of the new let us break from the past.

Check out:

Geoff McFetridge

b 1971 Canada

He’s a bright talent and prolific.

Watch for his shows in a metropolitan galleria near ye’ia.

(pro-tip.  Free wine.)

Taste the brainbow.

HHD in a hurry

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I made the mistake of updating Firefox, and my computer has locked up three times in the last 45 minutes to the point where Ctrl-Alt-Del did nothing. Going to try rolling it back, but in the meantime, Imma gonna throw a few photos and a song at ya and call it HHD.
My daughter said, “Mom, I hear these songs on the radio that I’ve never heard before, and you know all the words already!”

One.