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MMM 338: Single Father Edition

I have all my limbs and thus no excuses.

September 17, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Help me Regis, misogyny, POON!, racist, rape culture, Really, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 143 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Short week for me, with the Labor Day holiday and taking off Friday to go see my dad.

Now for the hunks.
I am intrigued by the new Tom Clancy: Jack Ryan series with John Krasinski. Hopefully they didn’t screw it up the way they did the Neil Armstrong movie.

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September 5, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Really, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Three card Monte, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 115 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today’s song was inspired by yesterday’s poat mention of #ABQ.

Let’s see who’s in the hunkeh folder for today.

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June 27, 2018
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 161 Comments

BBF

Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!

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May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: Classical Pianist . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

Not MJr Pictures

So yeah, I believed MJ would follow through when I asked for baby pictures.

January 13, 2018
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Not yo baby, Pure Genius, Really, shut your whore mouth, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . Tags: Pylon Python . Author: Pupster . Comments: 131 Comments

MMM 302: Still sick, day 4

Haven’t really been able to have any down time or good sleep, so it’s little wonder that I’m still sick. Has to be bacterial. No fever, lots of phlegm, pressure in ears. I’m just going to drink broth all day and skip all the uppers I had to take to be awake and mobile for Guard Weekend. I am mostly mobile, just have to take things slow. I managed to replace a rotten fence post yesterday in spite of it. My voice is shot, though, and it sounds like I’m yelling because it’s the only way I can talk. This has already caused one argument with the wife. SS deadline is 8am today!

This is Anjella Sagra. Instagram is her job.

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December 4, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, barely passable trannies, Lesbians, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Really, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, Zzyzx . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 206 Comments

MMM 300: Wait, 300? Shouldn’t we do something special?

No. Mostly because I overslept and I have no fresh ideas.

Wait, I know. This week, I’ll post nothing but pictures of women, not the usual trannies!

Word tattoos are dumb. By extension, so is she. Dumb girls are generally easy, so this should make me happy, but mostly makes me sad for her.

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November 20, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, flick it, flick it good, homophobe, I Love You Peeps, I'm not judging you, Marathon not a sprint, misogyny, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, Really, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 182 Comments

BBF

Hello hair whippers and downloaders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in New York City September 8, 1988. She stands 5’8″ 36E-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Tessa Lane!

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November 17, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flick it, flick it good, FUCK YOU ICE, Genital Itch, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High Society Trash Bloggin', Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, macadamia, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moist, Molar, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pron, Really, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, starfish, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, Vaseline Kiss, whiskey, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 146 Comments

MMM 288: Summer of Rage almost over

Protestors should be calming down soon as the weather cools. Only the truly dedicated and minimally-rugged bother with fighting for a cause in the winter, and the Snowflake Army ain’t.

I forgot who sent me this, likely Pepe. Me like.

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August 28, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, Microvag, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Really, She-Meat, Sodium Chloride Fornication, transphobe, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 115 Comments

MMM 286: No new land yet

Seller on the current land declined to counter, so we raised the offer and are waiting to see if we hear anything back. My guess is that they aren’t terribly motivated, so we might have to keep looking.

Not gym attire.