Just not feelin’ it today.
March 26, 2019
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #H2, barely passable trannies, Brown Snow, Death by Fishstick, Finely Freckled, goatse, Hot Diggity Dog, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, oy!!, Richard Butt RIP, stupid fucking hippies, Where's Cyn?, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 136 Comments
January 10, 2019
Categories: #H2, Death by Fishstick, Drunken SeaHorse Blogging, Grippe, Happy B-Day Michael, just another jimbroglio, Methadone Clinic Cougar, polishing turds, Sherwin Fucking Williams, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tastes More Like Regular, Vaseline Kiss . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 122 Comments
So Car i N pointed us down this path and Sean laid the last paving stone.
Yep – the wonderful world of music.
and the odd instruments thereof
October 30, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, Chapeau, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Death by Fishstick, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, General Bitching, High Society Trash Bloggin', I Will Kick Your Ass, Kinky Afro, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Muppet Porn & You, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, Sherwin Fucking Williams, The 1%, unintended consequences, You're gonna love my nuts, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: 9/11 Bush's fault, Brain Diseased, ducks . Author: jam2 . Comments: 174 Comments
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
October 6, 2018
Categories: #H2, amazing post, Bowler, crisp bills, Death by Fishstick, Ed Balls, Floyd, Good Stupid, Hitler, It must be true!, Juice . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 221 Comments
September 22, 2018
Categories: #H2, Death by Fishstick, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Floppy Disk, FUCK YOU ICE, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Happy, Headless Whoresman, Hitler, Hot Diggity Dog . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 182 Comments
Hello sports fans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born October 16, 1995 in Itami, Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan. She stands 4′10″, 32-22-33 with a non-translatable I cup. Someone please explain the metric system to me before I introduce…Miss Jun Amaki!
August 24, 2018
Categories: BBF, Death by Fishstick, Dog Centric, Emily's Dull Affect, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Someone needs a sandwich, TurtleFacePlant, Your dad likes this, Your Mom . Tags: Very Short Tit Wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 125 Comments
Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in Los Vegas, NV on December 30th, 1991. She stands 5′ 3″, weighs a bunch and measures a beefy 40F-32-40. Please have some more cake and say hello to Miss Felicia Clover!
June 1, 2018
Categories: BBF, beefcake, Boobs, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, ember shoes, fat chicks, fire in the hole, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, Knockers, Makin' Bacon, meatdickbreath, Moist, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, Rub meat, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, wisermeany . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 126 Comments
But all of my office is finally in my office.
Johnson reveal imminent.
May 21, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Beauty Personified, Death by Fishstick, homophobe, misogyny, racist, rape culture, Shark Week, She-Meat, Snake juice guzzler, Someone needs a sandwich, transphobe, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 116 Comments
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”