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Upside Down Again

Well here we are in silly season again where the corporate media tell us that a 70 year old woman who shops at Forvever 21 is a fashion icon.

Do they ever get tired of carrying water for the loser left and their late middle aged, childless, over the hill bosses?

Spoiler: no, they don’t.

What makes me laugh is that they had an actual fashion icon, a model, and a truly beautifully exotic woman in the whitehouse for 4 years and they decided she was ugly, didn’t know how to dress, and was pedestrian. If you stretch it back an administration the garbage media told us that a mannish linebacker who shops at J Crew (so white!) was the black Helen of Troy. What a joke. Jill and Michelle Obama are slobs. Melania is Aphrodite reborn.

MJ: I won’t let you down, I will not give you up. Media: All we have to do now, is take these lies and make them true somehow.

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April 15, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, #Championshiplevelboobs, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Birthday Cake, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, i don't care if it doesn't rime - anciently or otherwise, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Master Henry, Maxi Pads, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, Oprah's Slut Club, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, OWS Douchebags, Sac and Fox, Safety, Sandra Fluke, Say "What" Again, Suck It., Suddenly Sumo, The Bear Is Loose, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Totally Nude, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Trump's Fault, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Why Do We Need Categories?, your mom's cooter, your mom's flower, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 118 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

I always think man, the people on You-tube used to be so creative. Remember when it first started how amazing it was? Yeah…see this video? How exciting is THIS?!?!?! The first back flip on You-tube

The first video I ever sent to Merv.

I’d like to thank lauraw for introducing me to this work of art…I believe it is part of the reason Merv fell madly in love with me……….three years after I showed him the video, but really…who’s counting?

The first cat video on You-tube……and as we all know, the Internet was created for cat and dog videos…..I’m pretty sure all videos uploaded to You-tube in 2005 were filmed with a potato.

Cybergoon squad…….the very first “weird side of You-tube” video.

And last, but not least, the VERY first video uploaded to You-tube by one of the founders enjoying his time at the zoo….my guess is, this guy is probably a rich mofo.

Also, it’s entirely possible I sprained my finger picking categories. I might die. I’ll miss you all.

November 19, 2020
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we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty!, Zzyzx . . 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Yuuuuuuup

This may or may not have been posted before.

October 8, 2020
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, BADASSDOM, Beanie, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Dial C for cooter, FUCK SALT!!!, I am, I am judging you, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, Luckiest Dog Alive, mardi gras groping, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Oso made me do it!!!!, OWS, Rub meat . . Author: pajama momma . Comments: 105 Comments

Seven Year Meme

Visiting mom this weekend meant a couple hours in the car. What better way to spend it than the 80’s channel!

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May 26, 2020
Categories: california lesbian in love, foreskin, I Will Kick Your Ass, meghan mccain fat, OWS, Redhead Bonus Points, Tube Steak Fever, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 94 Comments

You Can Check Out, But You Can Never Meme

Didn’t see this coming, didja?

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April 28, 2020
Categories: #H2, Barack Obama, Caffeine, dig deep the gathering gloom, gardenblogging, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, LOVE SALT!!!, OWS, QWERTY, Steamed Lobster, unintended consequences . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 114 Comments

Who Dat? Not My Preznit!

As I’m sure you are all aware president Obama is set to make his big comeback to the US and public life after pretending to write his memoirs on a mega yacht with Oprah and Tom Hanks (WILSON!!!!!!!). Here’s an excerpt of his first draft that will be later turned into dramatic prose by a little known college professor and spontaneous combustion enthusiast.

Chapter 1

Barack’s version: Sat down to watch a rerun of SportCenter at 11 after calling SlowJoe and a quick workout with Mooch. Fell asleep. Woke up during the nooner of SC just in time to see Venus Williams winning some white shit tourney for the third time. Man, what an ass. I’d like to put a Mike Tyson mask on her and lay into them hindquarters. Trump sucks! San Demus High School rules!

Ayers version: ~~Five~~ Nine score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of ~~Negro~~ slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

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April 22, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Caffeine, dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Nate Silver, OWS, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Punk Rock, Pure Genius, quesadillas, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Stroller, The 1%, truther, tubgirl, Tuesday, You People Make Me Sick, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, Your mom should be on the new ten, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 204 Comments

Que Onda, Dicking Bimbos?

Hola bishes. Long time no escribo.

This is a 100% true story that is completely, honestly, 100% on the level with the truth. Estoy siendo honesto, punta maricones. I wouldn’t lie to anyone.

Anonche, en mi cama, I had a vision of a delicious cocktail. Was it the first signs of a budding addiction (it wasn’t)? Was it an implanted memory from our conversation last night (not likely)? Was it a reaction to a brain that will never quite shut off (possibly)? First symptoms of syphilis contracted from your mom (bingo)?

The answer is yes. Never mind what’s in the parenthesis. As you know from watching CNN they like to make sure that headlines are correctomundo as they interpret. But I digress.

What was this sueno de grandeza? It’s the cocktail to end all cocktails. A swanky, frothy, cream filled bananalicious, stripper referencing libation named the Dicking Bimbo!

Grab yourself a blender and get busy with this recipe:

1 oz vanilla or cake flavored vodka

.5 oz brandy

.5 oz banana liqueur (99 bananas is the best)

1 large, phallic banana

2 oz whipping cream

dash cinnamon

ice

Put everything in your addiction mixer and whip it up! It tastes a little like bananas foster, but with a kick. Alcohol content: 6.8 chads. Stripper names: 2.