Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.


God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies


Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Drink of the week.


Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988.  She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale.  Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:



Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

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Hello dog whistlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Our subjects today are naturally attached to a Romanian Glamour Model, born August 17th, 1989.  She towers over MJ at 5’4″, and measures 42F-28-37.  Please stop being aloof long enough to welcome, Miss Luna Amor!

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Gros Seins Vendredi

Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.



Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

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MMM 237: Ides of August

Week 2 on the new job, and I’m still having fun.  Woo!

I am pretty tired after last night’s hog vigil, though, so I’m going to keep this terse.

Good morning.


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MMM 214: A brighter light

I have an interview with the old place tomorrow afternoon.  My only concern is that taking a job there likely means more travel and less pay than I would have with Potential Future Bossman, but I don’t know how much longer I’ll be waiting on that score.  I’m theoretically seeing him in a couple of weeks, and I’m hopeful that leads to something materializing.  There’s no way the old place will get me a good offer before that meeting (well, they might be that fast, but it would stink of desperation), so I hope I can get something there first.  All that said, I’ve stayed long enough that I’m going to feel some guilt quitting.  There’s no way to fix that now.  I tried to get out sooner to minimize the impact, but nothing thus far has come through.  I got a good feeling now, though, that it’s almost time.

Also, tomorrow I get to vote Cruz in the primary.  So tomorrow’s really got a lot going for it.

Volleyball season is coming, for which we should be thankful.


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