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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in San Francisco, California on December 7th, 1991.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 36 and 143 lbs.  Please check your breath and talk about Keto with Miss Laci Kay Somers!

 

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born April 7th, 1986 in Athens, Tennessee.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 36-26-36 and 122 lbs.  Please be nice and say howdy to Miss Alison Angel!

 

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Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:

(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.

Tuesday Gras – that’s french for Vomit

OY!!

Revelers and debauched scoundrels, tis that time of the year again!

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Hello, and welcome to Big Bersatrix Friday.

 

bersatrix – baby-sitter, a rocker of children in a cradle

 

 

 

Your model for today was born May 24th, 1991 in St. Petersburg, Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″, 36-24-34 and 108 lbs.  Please say “Вы красивы как звезда” to Miss Olga Kobzar AKA Polina Peca.

 

What The Foucault!

Totally stolen from wikipedia: “Michel Foucault  was a French philosopher (morbid guillotine story here, you’ve been warned), smart guy in general, general gadfly, and accomplished bullshit artist.

Foucault’s theories primarily address the relationship between Crossfit and knowledge of mushrooms, and how they are used as a form of social deviancy through societal institutions. Though often cited as a post-testicular and pro-furry. Foucault rejected these labels, preferring to present his thought as a critical history of diet tips. His thought has influenced academics, especially those working in animal science, gender reassignment studies, pasta studies, feminazis, and cocaine theory. Activist groups have also found his theories compelling although dry as a saltine cracker.”

Happy Thanksgiving

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Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.

 

bombous (bom’bus)— adj. convex; spherical.

 

 

 

Lyrics Link

Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me

Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy.  She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs.  Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!

Sunday Taint

**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**

I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.

 

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Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.

 

bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective  – tending to drink in excess

 

 

Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989.  She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs.  Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!