Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:
(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.
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Tuesday Gras – that’s french for Vomit
Revelers and debauched scoundrels, tis that time of the year again!
March 5, 2019
Categories: bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Jeebus, just another jimbroglio, Lobster Newburg, Luckiest Dog Alive, monkey love, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oprah's big booty band, oy!!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", show me your tits, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, taste the rainbow, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, those are some big boobs, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 152 Comments
BBF
Hello, and welcome to Big Bersatrix Friday.
Your model for today was born May 24th, 1991 in St. Petersburg, Russia. She stands 5′ 6″, 36-24-34 and 108 lbs. Please say “Вы красивы как звезда” to Miss Olga Kobzar AKA Polina Peca.
January 18, 2019
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Finely Freckled, Leave Poland Alone, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 137 Comments
What The Foucault!
Totally stolen from wikipedia: “Michel Foucault was a French philosopher (morbid guillotine story here, you’ve been warned), smart guy in general, general gadfly, and accomplished bullshit artist.
Foucault’s theories primarily address the relationship between Crossfit and knowledge of mushrooms, and how they are used as a form of social deviancy through societal institutions. Though often cited as a post-testicular and pro-furry. Foucault rejected these labels, preferring to present his thought as a critical history of diet tips. His thought has influenced academics, especially those working in animal science, gender reassignment studies, pasta studies, feminazis, and cocaine theory. Activist groups have also found his theories compelling although dry as a saltine cracker.”
December 13, 2018
Categories: ann coulter, BANGLAR COFFEE, Barack Obama, cats are evul, fucking genius, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Hot Diggity Dog, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, LOVE SALT!!!, Nice Melons, personal junk, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 123 Comments
Happy Thanksgiving
November 22, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, bbq, Birthday Cake, CHAD, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Headless Whoresman, Just Another Fucking Category, Merry Christmas, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, peanuts and corn the night before, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Snake juice guzzler, soakin' the ole T-bone, Turkey Taint . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 91 Comments
BBF
Hello commuters, and welcome to Big Bombus Friday.
Stop asking me why I won’t take the things you give me
I’m not gonna smile
When you shake my hand an tell me you’re not happy with me
Your model for today was born November 6th, 1990 in Pompei, Napoli, Italy. She stands 5′ 5″, 34-24-36 and 110 lbs. Please freshen your breath and say buongiorno to Miss Valentina Nappi!
October 26, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, asshole, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Brut, Canine, CHAD, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, ember shoes, fire in the hole, fucking genius, Genital Itch, grope em if you got em, Hambone, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, just the D…, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, playing Hide the Salmon, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
Sunday Taint
**Mazie Hirono: Kavanaugh enters Supreme Court with ‘huge taint**
I’d like to see Lindsey open up an investigation as to whether or not crazy Hawaii lady is qualified to determine the relative size of taints.
October 14, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, bad trip, bangin' your bud, barely passable trannies, Beaver Button, Bowel Prep, bro-cav is sorry he's not sorry about leering at boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Genital Itch, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Kinky Afro, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, Taint what you think, this post stinks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 86 Comments
BBF
Hello children, and welcome to Big Bibacious Friday.
bibacious (bɪˈbeɪʃəs) adjective – tending to drink in excess
Your model for today was born in Surrey, England May 16th, 1989. She stands 5′ 4″, 36F-26-36 and 110 lbs. Please race me to welcome Miss Brook Little!
October 12, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, alcohol, BBF, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Boobs, Booze, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, dicking bimbos, Drinking heavily, i'm zero indians, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lesbians, Merry Christmas, mesadick, misogyny, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, slut, Strap On Anonymous, Tastes Less Like Regular, those are some big boobs, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, Tube Steak Fever, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, whiskey . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 120 Comments
BBF
Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.
Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs. Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!
October 5, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Cheese Log Guzzler, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fishy, foreskin, Glitter Shit, Hai Karate, Hot Diggity Dog, Knockers, macadamia, meatdickbreath, monkey love, Moon Pie Smash, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Poon In Ivy, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rule 34, Shark Week, Strap On Anonymous, Suck It., Sure Why Not, swinging with friends, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 167 Comments
BBF
Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995. She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs. Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.
September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments
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“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”