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2021 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 3

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October 15, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Drinking heavily, Like a Viking, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Nice Melons . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 108 Comments

2021 BBF Championship – Semi-Final Round 2

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October 8, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, American Hero, asshole, BBF, Boobs, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, Fuck you Georgia, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Nice Melons, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 96 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 26th, 1993 in Wheat Ridge, Colorado. She stands 5‘ 6″ and measures 36 – 24 –35 and 120 lbs. Please tee it up for Miss Paige Spiranac.

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August 27, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Balls, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Ed Balls, fire in the hole, Fuck golf, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Lumber, mesadick, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche, Richard Butt RIP, Smokeshow, swinging with friends, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, very rough misogynisting plucking, weiner, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, With a tire iron, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 174 Comments

Karma

I think I mentioned in the comment section a glorious conversation I had with my stoner, loser, father in law. Let me expand the conversation so you can laugh and cry along with me.

First, I was down in FL on very short notice to fix up my POS condo that was to be sold. The tenants had trashed the place so I needed to paint, make a few repairs, and get the carpet replaced. Since this is Florida, you can’t count on anyone other than your own cheesebag. Hired cheesebags will stiff you, leave you wondering, and steal the cabinets from the walls if left unattended.

So there I was, after driving 8 hours, busting my ass for two days to repair said shit hole, when my asshole father in law invites me for dinner. Great, I say. No problem. I’ll meet you at your mom’s house (not a euphemism) and we’ll go our for Messican.

Out of the shower and I’m ready to go. Plans have changed, we’re going out for Vietnamese but whatever. I’m hungry and looking forward to some fun with GNDs grandma (she’s 91 and sharp as a tack) and her uncle, who is basically a Hostage. They’re awesome people and serve as a shield to my AHFIL. When I look at dear sweet grandma and ask her if she wants to ride with me, she informs that she’s not going. She thought it would be nice if AHFIL and I could spend time together.

The world stopped. I had gone deaf. Nothing made sense. I blinked, tried to gather my shit and desperately tried to control the fear and shock spreading across my face.

My mind instantly went to the scene in The Empire Strikes Back where Luke, missing a hand, beaten to a pulp, and hanging over the edge of an impossibly long fall, finds out he’s the spawn of Darth Vader. If I were in that situation and Vader was my AHFIL and he informed me in his deep, mechanical voice that he is indeed taking me out for Vietnamese for dinner alone, I would have fucking jumped too. Sweet death take me now.

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August 12, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, #indogyears, #Problematic, #Reboob, Badtards, Bail Pupster Out For Once, Ball de Cheese, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Crime and Punishment, Happy B-Day Michael, Happy Birfday Baby Jesus!!, Happy Birfday Wiser, John Galt, Juice, Mister Mxyzptlk, Moist, Nice Melons, No Drama, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Thud Sandwich, Tincture of iodine, Yard and Garden, Your Mom, Your mom likes this, zero fucks . . Author: MJ . Comments: 139 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born on March 30th, 1995 in Palm Harbor, Florida. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 34 – 25 – 35 and 126 lbs. Please ring up Miss Katie Bell.

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August 6, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, Button Nose, Cheese Log Guzzler, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, duck face, Genital Itch, H2 Pets, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hulk Smash, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Like a Viking, Magic Hat, Microvag, Moist, Nice Melons, Old Person, Someone needs a sandwich, Tinfoil lingerie, TurtleFacePlant, vagine, weiner, Where's MJ?, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 110 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 9th, 2002 in Indianapolis, Indianna. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36 – 28 – 36 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Grace Boor.

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July 30, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, almond, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Button Nose, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Emily's Dull Affect, flowering flower, High and tight, Hostages Legal Aid, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Nice Melons, No Drama, Old Person, police involvement, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Totally Nude, very rough misogynisting plucking . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 112 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on May 5th, 1997 in Warren, New Jersey. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 40 – 25 – 34 and 135 lbs. Please fix a drink for Miss Dominique D’Angelo aka Mini Jello / Minijello.

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July 23, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, Baseball, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Double or nothing, flowering flower, grope em if you got em, H2 Wedding, Happy, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Never Gonna Give You Up, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, Rosetta Likes This, Smokeshow, The Cat's Pajamas, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Yard and Garden, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 147 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 21, 1996 in California, USA. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 33 – 25 – 31 and 120 lbs. Please subscribe to and comment upon Miss Amanda Mccants.

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June 18, 2021
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Burn it down, Button Nose, california lesbian in love, chi-chi was here category, cow snot, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Like a Viking, Loose Ass Snatch, mesadick, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Possum Jenkins, Say "What" Again, Smokeshow, The Steam Off My Shit, TITS, very rough misogynisting plucking, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments

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EDIT: MJ

Biden, who was almost always the dumbest person in the Senate and is now suffering from obvious dementia, referred to Putin as President Trump yesterday. I say this for the blog…Fake President Biden, you deserve all of the tragedy in your life. Ever stop to think that perhaps god was trying to tell you something you old corrupt racist?