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Hello two for ones, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was floated by Jimbro, she is a talented pianist and composer, born July 3rd, 1985 in Tashkent, Uzbekistan. Please slow your roll and say hello to Miss Lola Astanova!

 

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May 4, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, cool tunes, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Ed Balls, Electrical, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, Hambone, Hanks, Headless Whoresman, High and tight, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, is there such a thing as bad bud? better axe the muppet, is there such a thing as bad head, It must be true!, just another jimbroglio, Knockers, Lactation, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, oprah's big booty band, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pompadour, POON!, QWERTY, racist, rape culture, Really, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, TITS, Where's MJ?, You're a TOTAL douche . Tags: . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

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Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988.  The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35.  Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!

 

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March 23, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, braunschweiger, Buzzcut, california lesbian in love, Chapeau, Cheez Wiz, cow snot, Dog Centric, Drinking heavily, Ed Balls, Electrical, fire in the hole, Fucking Wagon, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, grope em if you got em, Hitler, Holidays, Moist, monkey love, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rumpus Room Rumba, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

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You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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February 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, CAIR, Cheese Log Guzzler, dicking bimbos, Emily's Dull Affect, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Nice Melons, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, Rule 34, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Where's Cyn?, You People Make Me Sick, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 156 Comments

Mental Problems – POS Ponderings

Sometimes I’d like to start out a conversation with Fuck You!! I’ve been told that that’s rude and I need to moderate my tone. That’s like only having one drink when you’re out with the boyz trying to get crunk.

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November 21, 2017
Categories: alcohol, asshole, Beaver Button, Birthday Beat Down, Boobs, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Cults, Don't Make Me Kill You, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Follically challenged, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, General Bitching, Genital Itch, Grippe, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, It must be true!, Kinky Afro, Lactation, Man-Lesbian, Man-lesbians, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, misogyny, Moist, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, new post needed ASAP!!!, Nice Melons, NOT another post by Pupster, O, One Foot Muff, oy!!, people make me sick, POON!, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, weiner, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, Your mom sends her love, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 132 Comments

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Hello hair whippers and downloaders, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in New York City September 8, 1988. She stands 5’8″ 36E-25-36 and 130 lbs. Please say hello to Miss Tessa Lane!

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November 17, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flick it, flick it good, FUCK YOU ICE, Genital Itch, Hambone, Hanks, Happy, Hardware, High Society Trash Bloggin', Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, macadamia, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moist, Molar, Nice Melons, One Foot Muff, pron, Really, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, starfish, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, Vaseline Kiss, whiskey, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 146 Comments

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Hello runners and rooster-huggers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born August, 14 1990 in San Pedro, CA. 5’5″, 35D-24-35, please endeavour to persevere and say hello to Miss Jaclyn Swedberg!

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November 10, 2017
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Blankie, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Moist, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 166 Comments

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Hello best friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 13th, 1988 in Mount Union, Pennsylvania.  5′ 4″, 44-28-36 and 135lbs, please keep traffic moving and welcome Miss Christy Marks!

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October 20, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, but not the good kind, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hosefuckers, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, mesadick, Moist, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, those are some big boobs, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 257 Comments

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Hello anticipators and wally-ballers, welcome to Big Boob Friday,

 

 

Your model for today was born August 20, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland.  5’7″, 34D-24-34 and 119lbs, please pick up the spare and welcome Miss Christi Shake!

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October 6, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, ember shoes, flick it, flick it good, Hulk Smash, I am, John Galt, Knockers, Lactation, Mercurochrome, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, No Drama, O, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 261 Comments

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Hello fairies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born November 15th, 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom.  34F-25-37, 5’9″ and 140lbs, please tickle your platypus and welcome, Miss Gemma Atkinson!

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August 18, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, Chicks dig a nice tool, Cockfacefuckaloo, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Ed Balls, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, Hunky Hump Day, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, Lactation, Lumber, mesadick, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, Okay, Old Person, Suck It., Sure Why Not, Tastes More Like Regular . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 209 Comments