Good day, fap fans!!! This might be the last edition of BBF iffin North Carolina doesn’t have the interwebs. It’s pretty backass country, but it can’t be worse than Floriduh, amiright? Let’s also thank Jay for not embarrassing himself too much last week. Really nice job, Jay. I was shocked at the boobiness of it all.
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I wrote this song while also writing the season 4 ending of Breaking Bad. It’s really difficult being this talented…almost as difficult as being shipped halfway across the world to kill terrorists…ten times. Shifty looking road block? Try writers block. Now that’s really hard, especially if you don’t actually write your own books. We struggle, Hostages. We struggle like TFG and the men he half heartedly sends to their deaths.
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Everything that is old is new again. Today we revisit a blog favorite, Ms. Keeley Hazel. Since we last saw Ms. Hazel, she’s gone on to get her PhD in neuropsychology from Oxford and is currently defending her thesis among her peers. Just kidding. She’s still showing her tits for cash. Who’s more intelligent? She is.
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MJ, is that you behind me?
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