I’m going to share a secret with you folks. Pictured below is the GREATEST garden hand tool I’ve ever owned.
Big words, I know – but this has changed my life. And because I love you all so very much (except MJ) I’m going to share this valuable knowledge with you.
This is it:
BEHOLD IT’S BEAUTY. $33 on Amazon, but I got it cheaper at Meijer a few weeks back.
You’re welcome, everyone.
Here’s an old song I’ve been listening to lately – THANK YOU TURBO.
Carry on fine people.
Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter? He must be very proud.
Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television. She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet. She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.
So here we are, 100 days into the glorious reign of the God Emperor Donaldus Trump II.
Is America great again? No, but its early. Like you, my patience is about as thin as Mare’s Whoreday panties and I do not trust a single person that is connected to Washington DC.
The Bad
Repeal/Replace–May the RINOs of the senate be rushed to the ER with a lightbulb stuck in their collective asses. Upon removal they may find a bright idea, such as repeal/replace. It’s not complicated, assholes.
The budget–May the Freedom Caucus step on their dicks with golf shoes for having the temerity to sink repeal/replace only to turn around and fund PP for the rest of the fiscal year.
The Good
Border crossings are down 70+% based solely on a mean look from the based cheeto god. My suggestion is that he get a teardrop tattoo on his cheek then watch the number climb to 90%.
The world seems to think we might be crazy enough to kick ass and drink Diet Coke. They also seem to believe we are running low on Diet Coke.
Serious note–people seem to be more optimistic about the future. I don’t really talk politics much in public but I don’t feel the weight of the pessimism that is being pushed by the media. Things seem good, which may be a reflection on where I live and how life is going, but it really matters when the people at the top are confident of success rather than dead set on decline. We’ve been told to eat our veggies for so long that a delicious taco bowl (we have the best taco bowl’s, don’t we folks?) seems like manna from heaven. It’s just taco Tuesday, but goddamn that seems like a fine idea.
The Ugly
The media and the DNC (Hillary/Obama wing) are pushing some really dangerous shit. The ridiculousness of RUSSIA! and the attempt to subvert a presidency that simply out hustled a terrible politician is going to escalate quickly. And when it does, they’ll blame Trump. They don’t care that people will be hurt, in fact I believe it’s the desired state to wave a bloody shirt.
I’m not really sure who has the ear of the President. I like Ivanka and Jared and I really like the tax plan that was put out but see Mare’s threadbare Whoreday undies referenced above for my trust levels. Jury is out on the D’s in the White House.
Goofy Shit is Endearing. Fuck Being ‘Too Cool’ Like Obama
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Once upon a time, when MTV actually played music videos, some of those videos tried to be little mini-movies. Most of the time, they just conveyed that cocaine is bad, m’kay? John Wetton of Asia and Crimson King passed away today (Tuesday the 31st), and in thinking of Asia, I remembered seeing a video jukebox in Charleston, SC. It was in a video game arcade, and it was just like a regular jukebox except it was a dollar per song instead of a quarter, fewer songs, and a TV screen. My friends and I dropped a couple of bucks to see a ZZ Top video (“Legs“, IIRC) and this:
Allan Quatermain? Indiana Jones? Who knows. All I know is Aggie’s machete works better than that.
Speaking of Allan Quatermain….
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Came across this site while gloating aboutsearching for election results. Steve Penley. Lots of American imagery, including a lot of Presidents.
Meanwhile, south of the boarder we find Edgar Argaez making art happen.
Argaez hails from Monterrey.
(artist not pictured)
He has a standing gig called Pimp My Ruins.
Wiser, please to pick me up a PMR shirt or maybe a sundial at the gift shop?
Argaez is very current so you might see some of his work around.
Thanks for viewing.
Have a Wonderful Day.
Hello naughty penguins, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
One of these catchers is not like the other.
Both of these gifs exhibit stunning camera work.
The real story behind the Loco in Oso.
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Our model for today is from Riga, Latvia which I believe is a first. She is an adult model and porn star, stands 5’5″ and 120lbs, 34E-24-36 all around with no tattoos, and I really, really looked. Please stop trying to add to my workload and welcome, Miss Viola Bailey!
The antithesis of MMM
