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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 26th, 1982 in Moskvabad, Russia. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 43 – 24 – 35 and 121 lbs. Please make some room for Miss Yulia Nova.

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March 3, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Aliens, BBF, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, Chubs, crisp bills, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Dr B wants to Spank you, fire in the hole, Fuck you Georgia, grope em if you got em, Huge Musical Breadth, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Lets Go Brandon, Like you know how to read., Man-Lesbian, My safe contains your mom, Nice Melons, not boyfrien, October Surprise, OWS Douchebags, Polar Vortex, Pre-Law, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Ride the pony, right wing rethuglican, Rosetta Likes This, Rule 34, rush limbaugh, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, Socialism! . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 97 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Cline, Prokofiev and Walker

Happy Sunday, you steaming mugs of hot cocoa, welcome to your weekly dose of fancy-pants music time. I’m your host Sobek, and it’s about time we got a little crazy in here:

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February 12, 2023
Categories: 1984 - orkcastrated by tards, 90 seconds you'll never get back, Allegedly, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, bacon, barely passable trannies, Black helicopters, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, cool tunes, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Dick Filled Asshole, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Federal Witness Protection Program, fucking genius, Good Stupid, Hai Karate, Heavy Metal Thunder, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Hoggers Anonymous, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Huevos divorciados, Huge Musical Breadth, Hulk Smash, I am, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 82 Comments

Silent Meme

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December 20, 2022
Categories: Generic Category Category, I feel like chicken tonight., peanuts and corn the night before . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 63 Comments

Random Things

Giant Ledge – Catskills

This was home to a young monkey.

I grew up in the southern part of the Catskill Mountains. Catskill State Park encompasses 4 counties in NYS. The hunting, fishing , hiking, skiing, scenery is fantastic. There are even some nice people to be found.

Summer evenings I used to fly out of a little strip in Ellenville NY – LHJ – head west ish and circle the reservoir and turn back for beer and whatnot with my redneck buddies at some of the skankiest dives in the northeast. Good Times.

Head a bit northwest and you get to Lake Ontario –

That’s Sodus Bay Lighthouse – it’s a park now.

Around the corner (point to the right) one of my aunt and uncle’s has a camp. Was up there over the weekend of the 4th for a visit.

You can see the park from their side yard.

Heading east…

Bannerman Island

In the Hudson River by Newburg/Beacon NY sits an old arsenal. I think it was partially destroyed in the early 1900’s by an explosion.

Slightly west:

Pete’s hotdogs – Newburg NY – best hotdog on the East Coast. They’ve been around for 90 ish years I believe. When you stop there (and you must if you’re in the area) order a couple of Texas Loaded and a Cream soda. Tell ’em I sent you.

Now for random places I’ve never been – but the photos are interesting.

Eastern State Pen – Philly
Kennecott Mines – Alaska
Waverly Hills Sanatorium – KY and lumps cousin
Craco – Italy
Arico Leper Colony – Spain
Bannack State Park – Montana
Aniva Lighthouse – Russia
Ryugyong Hotel – North Korea
Deception Island – Antarctica
Tupolev 104
Sakhalin Island Airfield
VW Bug Graveyard – PA
Stack Rock Fort Island – Wales
Siberia
Scola Tower – Italy
Miner’s Cottages – North Wales
North Carolina
2000 year old Bath house – Algeria
Athens Greece
Romania

August 4, 2022
Categories: At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, I feel like chicken tonight., Lobster Newburg, Not Boobs, This is a Category . Tags: Where's Aggie? . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born September 28, 1996 in Caracas, Venezuela. She stands 5‘ 7″ and measures 38 – 25 – 38 and 140 lbs. Please build a castle for Miss Francesca Larrain.

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July 15, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, Aliens, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, bewbs like DAMN!, Brazil, Cinco De Mayo, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., dog love, Double or nothing, Fake Butt Accurate, Federal Witness Protection Program, flower power, Garden, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, Go Vote!, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, grope em if you got em, High and tight, hopey changey shit, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm 7 Indians, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, is tee-roy still in prison?, your mom's flower . Tags: Bewbages, fake vomit, Silicone or Saline Pylons, There were hardly any boobs in this post. . Author: Pupster . Comments: 107 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 18th, 1998 in Prescott, Arizona. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Hannah Palmer.

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June 10, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 90 seconds you'll never get back, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, BBF, Button Nose, Buzzcut, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cowboy, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, don't spread your virus, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fake Butt Accurate, flowering flower, Fuck golf, FUCK YOU ICE, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm totally judging you, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lumbago, macadamia, meghan mccain fat, monkey madness, North American Goat Love Association, not your mom this time, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, Plumbing, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Taint Tanner, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 130 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.

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April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments

Alex Chilton

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April 5, 2022
Categories: Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, I feel like chicken tonight. . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 134 Comments

Read Meme

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March 5, 2022
Categories: Ancient Clam that's not your mom's, At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, duck face, Eat a bag of dicks, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., meatdickbreath, memememems, mesadick, Mini Eggs, Nigeria, Not yo baby, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Old Person, oxycontin, Possum Jenkins . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 92 Comments

Thanks!

Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.

The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.

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November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments

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