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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 18th, 1998 in Prescott, Arizona. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Hannah Palmer.

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June 10, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 90 seconds you'll never get back, American Hero, ann coulter, Balls, BBF, Button Nose, Buzzcut, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cowboy, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, don't spread your virus, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Fake Butt Accurate, flowering flower, Fuck golf, FUCK YOU ICE, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I am judging you, I feel like chicken tonight., I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm totally judging you, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lumbago, macadamia, meghan mccain fat, monkey madness, North American Goat Love Association, not your mom this time, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, Plumbing, Sandra Fluke, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Strap On Anonymous, Taint Tanner, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 130 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 6th, 1996 in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 37 – 22 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please honk for Miss Malaika Terry.

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April 22, 2022
Categories: Aliens, asshole, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR COFFEE, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Broken, Brown Snow, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Eat a bag of dicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, Ghost of RBG’s Shriveled Muff, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High and tight, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., is tee-roy still in prison?, Juice, Kenya, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Loose Ass Snatch, Magic Carrot For Your Mom, ManBearPig, Moist, monkey love, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Nice Melons, Nigeria, oprah's big booty band, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, oxycontin, Pants Up, Don't Loot, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Polar Vortex, police involvement, racist, rush limbaugh, Shut Your Prison Pussy, slut, Smokeshow, Superblood, Taint Tanner, The Bear Is Loose, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, TITS, Who You Calling Racist?, You People Make Me Sick, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 150 Comments

Alex Chilton

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April 5, 2022
Categories: Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, I feel like chicken tonight. . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 134 Comments

Read Meme

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March 5, 2022
Categories: Ancient Clam that's not your mom's, At least we're not Ontario, Beer Tree Farm, duck face, Eat a bag of dicks, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I feel like chicken tonight., meatdickbreath, memememems, mesadick, Mini Eggs, Nigeria, Not yo baby, October Surprise, Oh Yeah?, Old Person, oxycontin, Possum Jenkins . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 92 Comments

Thanks!

Another year and another chance to express our thanks for this amazing place we still inhabit.

The crew here is truly an exceptional cross-section of society and skills.

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November 25, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, bacon wrapped booger, bad trip, Ball de Cheese, bbq, Beer, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Burn it down, Caffeine, Cheese Log Guzzler, Cheez Wiz, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, cow snot, Crime and Punishment, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Dedicated to Your Mom, Drugs, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, fire in the hole, foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, Holidays, Hosefuckers, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, peanuts and corn the night before, polishing turds, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", skittles, Snake Juice, Steamed Lobster, swinging with friends, Taint Tanner, TeeRoys Turkey, Thanksgiving, the old ass-hair combover trick, The Steam Off My Shit, This is a Category, This is fucking bullshit, Tube Steak Fever, Turkey Taint, wearing a wattle, whatever, Why Do We Need Categories?, wisermeany, worst post evah!, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom has a robust rumpus room, Your mom likes this . Tags: Torn Turkey Taint . Author: jam2 . Comments: 114 Comments

Food storage review

My co-worker Ben, God rest his soul, bought one of those year’s worth of canned and freeze-dried food packages.  When he had to sell his house and move into a nursing home, he sold what was left of it to me.  The freeze-dried stuff advertises as good for 30 years.  Every now and then, I pull a can and make sure it’s still edible, and I’ve added to the pile.

So I have not been paid for this review, but if any of these companies want to send me food, I’m all for it.

Most of the cans are Mountain House, and it has been a good brand with consistent quality.  I prefer the canned components (beef crumbles, peas, potato cubes, etc.) over the all-in-one meals, but that’s personal preference.  The biggest surprise was Yoder’s canned bacon – holy cow, this is good.  This is also kind of a two-fer; oil doesn’t store for very long without going rancid, but I have saved the grease from the canned bacon and cooked with it.  (Coconut oil is supposed to store longer than other oils.)  Another good product is Ova-Easy whole egg crystals.  I have used this to make a breakfast casserole for company, and no one could tell it wasn’t made with fresh eggs.  Red Feather canned butter and canned cheese are very good.  The canned “processed cheese” is kinda like cheddar, kinda like Velveeta, and makes a good grilled cheese sammich.

Question du jour: does the food in pop-top cans last as long as the more solid cans?  Seems like it would be more susceptible to air leaks.

Another winner is Bridgford shelf stable foods.  They make sammiches with barbecued beef or chicken, like Hot Pockets but flatter, and also cinnamon buns and “french toast”.  Mr. RFH likes these when hiking (not a euphemism).  The Bridgford foods are sort of like MREs – heavy plastic packaging, good for 5 years or so.  Speaking of which, the current batch of MREs is A-pack Ready Meal, and they are fine except they like Skittles a lot more than I do and these meals are heavy on the carbs.

Side note: the meal warmers with iron where you open the plastic bag and expose it to air?  Those have a shorter shelf life than the meal warmers with magnesium where you add the little packet of salt water.  Those will burn ya if you’re not careful.

Some of the other brands – Provident Pantry, Saratoga Farms, Augason Farms, Honeyville.  Haven’t tried the Provident Pantry yet.  Saratoga Farms makes a really good broccoli cheddar soup that I ended using as a sauce for a chicken and broccoli casserole.  They also make one of the grossest things ever, the Mountain Man Stew. I blame the “textured vegetable protein” for this weird soup, so I avoid anything with TVP in it now.  Augason Farms stopped selling from their website but are supposed to be found in stores like Sam’s and even Home Depot?  Honeyville sells flour, oats, corn, etc. and is supposed to be a good deal for almond flour, though a quick glance showed a lot of things out of stock.

I can’t speak for the Wise Foods or Patriot Foods type of food storage.  I would think that would fall under all-in-one meals and may be carb-heavy, which can be a good thing if you are burnin’ the calories.

One thing I have had difficulty storing is anything with nuts.  Jarred peanut butter does last for a while, but mixed nuts, peanut butter crackers, and cereal with almonds just don’t last much past the expiration date, no matter what I do.  The other difficulty is milk.  To me, Carnation powdered milk starts off sour.  I can bake with it, but I can’t drink it.  I bought some Nestle Nido powder but haven’t tried it yet.  Also, canned evaporated milk is good but has limited storage time before it starts yellowing.

On a final note, don’t forget the spices, the baking needs, and either stored water or a water source and filter for all the reconstituting.

November 2, 2021
Categories: As Little as Possible, At least we're not Ontario, Ball de Cheese, BANGLAR COFFEE, Bowel Prep, Bugout Jelly, CRUNK JUICE!!!, dig deep the gathering gloom, fat chicks, Good Stupid, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Thanksgiving . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 188 Comments

BBF

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Your model for today was born July 30th, 1992 in Griffin, Georgia. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 36 – 24 – 35 and 130 lbs. Please grab a towel for Miss Elizabeth Turner aka Elizabeth Cameron Turner / Liz Cameron / Liz Turner.

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September 10, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Juice, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Microvag, Moist, Muddle My Mint, rush limbaugh, Smokeshow, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Thud Sandwich, Totally Nude, vagine, Where's MJ? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 165 Comments

BBF

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Your model for today was born in America on March 1st, 1994. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 30 – 24 – 34 and 123 lbs. Please grab a sandwich for Miss Colleen Cole.

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September 3, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, American Hero, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, BOOP!, Button Nose, Buzzcut, By The Beard Of Odin!, Canine, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Death by Fishstick, Don't Talk Shit About Total, fat chicks, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I feel like chicken tonight., In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Like a Viking, Microvag, Mini Eggs, misogyny, needs more tartar sauce, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pinch A Loaf, Plumbing, poat, racist, rape culture, Remembrance, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 145 Comments

BBF

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Your model for today was born December 16th, 1990 in Preston, Lancashire, England.  She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32 – 28 – 38 and undisclosed lbs.  Please welcome Miss Claudia Dean.

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August 20, 2021
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, Burn it down, Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, ember shoes, flowering flower, Hai Karate, Hambone, I feel like chicken tonight., Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 149 Comments

What It’s Meme

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July 1, 2021
Categories: I feel like chicken tonight., If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Rosetta Likes This, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, you might be gay if you like this, Your dad likes this, your mom likes a slippery trout, Your mom likes this . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 122 Comments

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