Worst Names For Kid’s Cereal
It’s started. GO!!!
May 31, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Christmas cheer, Poo flinging monkeys, Tards, business, man-lesbians, teh funny . . Author: Rosetta
1,018 Comments
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:18 pm
Molar Breaker Crunch Cereal
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:19 pm
Chocolate Chokeables Cereal
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:21 pm
Mini-broccoli toasties cereal
and introducingcheesy mini-broccoli toasties cereal
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:22 pm
Endive and Arugala Bites!
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:24 pm
Brussels Sprouts Cereal
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:25 pm
Obama Bits
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:28 pm
Magical Mysteries
Now with Dust Bunnies! -
Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:31 pm
MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! My four year old just asked me if that was me in The Clap video
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:32 pm
General Mills Wifey Smacks
Now with added mini beers! -
Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:32 pm
Oh, no he di’nit!!!
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:33 pm
oh that’s my favorite MCPO
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:34 pm
yes he did, he’s not living to see his next birthday, even though he’s asking me if he can have an elevator for his birthday. maybe I’ll take him to a high rise downtown and tell him it’s his
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:36 pm
It would take him awhile to find his way down the Modis building! ;^)
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:37 pm
good idea, he is after all my, “spirited” child
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:43 pm
Nipple O’s
“Nature’s goodness, just like you used to get from mom”
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:46 pm
Meth Munchies
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:53 pm
*chirp chirp
Rosetta’s wife must have come back from her boyfriend’s house
*sigh
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:58 pm
Fecal Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 9:10 pm
Chunky Whore Bran
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 9:14 pm
Crack Crystals
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OT: Back when I was married, I’d ask my mother, wife, and sister (when they’d be sitting or standing together) detailed and pointed questions about pregnancy and childbirth. It totally embarrassed them all.
Ironically, I knew more about female health than my wife did. I remember boring her with lectures on how her body worked.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on May 31, 2008 9:54 pm
Colon Blow-os-NOW with extra toots!
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:07 pm
Metal Filings Crunch
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:20 pm
Tricks*
Now with a free condom inside!*From the brilliant mind of PattyAnn
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:21 pm
Valtrex Crunch
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:24 pm
Nope – They’re in the Kos Swamp laughing at the pink baboons.
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Did I tell anyone I was called to be Gospel Doctrine Sunday School teacher? That means I teach the adults. People around my age, a few older. It’s so much fun. I’m preparing tomorrow’s lesson.
Which I hope will work this time. Last week I prepared the lesson and then forgot the teacher’s manual (with all my notes and all) at the office. But I still winged it well enough that they liked the class.
Bring the Spirit, help them learn, inspire them – those are my goals.
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Comment by Mrs. Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:45 am
Patty Annal Flakes
PattyAnn, This one was from me and I have to tell you I felt a little bad about it. I hear from Mr. Rosetta that you are the sweetest Hostage that has ever lived. Nothing personal – I know you can bring it.
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Comment by forged rite on June 1, 2008 2:43 am
29 comments in a row. If that’s not the record, it’s pretty damn close.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 9:38 am
I remember boring her………………..Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 9:46 pm
Nooooooooooo, I don’t believe you.
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Comment by lauraw on June 1, 2008 9:45 am
Oh, God, you are slaying me Rosetta.
Good, good, laugh this morning. I’m dying over here.
Thank you so much for sharing your disgusting brilliance with the world.Best one? ‘Salt.’
I do believe I have pissethed myself.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 9:47 am
timewasters?
Go here if you want to spell stupid shit with other idiots. It’s fun for about 3 minutes.
http://lunchtimers.com/game/?game=letters&roomid=room3 -
Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 9:48 am
Go here if you want to create a “greeting card.”
http://www.acapela-group.com/Greetings/fish-1-205-b8fc035b64600
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 9:55 am
I don’t like it when you make her happy. I much prefer to hear her scathing brilliance. For example, her comment on IB, “……..needs to take a bleach-and-ammonia enema and pass away in agony, amid a puddle of his own dissolved internal organs”.
That my friends, is a thing of beauty.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:07 am
Am I invisible?
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:13 am
It’s probably your vibrator, you hoor
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:17 am
I would totally make out with her. I’d make out with her more than bart even. I bet she’s totally hawt and that would make me all hot and it would get good and messy and stuff.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:18 am
Go to The Hostages here if you want to do spell stupid shit with other idiots. It’s fun for about 3 minutes.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:24 am
nice strikes, PJ.
i’ll pretend that i didn’t notice your earlier phail
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:26 am
maple fucking walnut ice cream
yes, it still bothers me to this day.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:29 am
I’m sorry bart, I just got all excited with lauraw talk. I really wish she woudln’t return all the letters I send her. I know that if she’d read just one, she’d fall madly in love with me.
I’m still waiting to see if my letters to mesa get returned. Anyone wanna send me their address so I can obsess over them? -
Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:36 am
You know what made maple walnut ice cream so utterly repulsive, at least the one we bought that one day, it was made with black walnuts. Black walnuts are the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. They’re the devil’s nuts.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:41 am
I’m bare-foot. does that make you hot?
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:42 am
um, define clean
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:49 am
Dingleberry Delight Crunch
Now with 42% more dingleberries!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:52 am
No, I did put a vitamin up my nose once and had to go to the doctor to remove it.
Madeleine however put a craft bead up her nose. I was in the middle of moving and was pregnant with Garren and due any day and I wasn’t positive she did it, so I just figured I’d wait to see if she got a sinus infection. She did.
I took her to the doctor, they wrapped her up in a sheet, spread her nose open with some little instrument and pulled out a craft bead. I said, sweet ok, we can go now.
The doctor said, no, wait a minute and went back in and proceeded to pull out 3 more craft beads. I think that was the year I got the, Mother of the Year Award.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:17 am
I was trying to make you a jacket for Christmas using my Bedazzler. I hope you’ll like it.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:22 am
I think the kid in the toilet is just upset because that’s obviously where he has to take a bath.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:27 am
better than the Flowbee?
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Ha! Check this out:
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:37 am
I’ve been tempted to buy the Flowbee. Can’t be worse than the haircuts I already give my kids and it’d be less messy.
i> the stupidest thing about that pic is the mess in the bathtub. Horrendous and inexplicable.
I do not judge clutter as I live in clutter. I AM clutter.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:38 am
Corn Pops were good.
They were big yellow things, if I remember rightly.
I remember one of my siblings, one morning, carefully placing several Corn Pops in his/her mouth and then revealing his/her accomplishment by presenting the rest of us with a big smile.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:39 am
Dentistry-O’s!
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:39 am
Decay-O’s!
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:40 am
Cavity Flakes
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:58 am
Who here has ever had a bird for a pet?
Stupidest pet ever.
If anyone ever gives you a parakeet for a gift, give it back to them.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 12:01 pm
I watched a bird for my aunt and uncle when they went out of town, by the end of my babysitting experience I wanted to smoosh it’s tiny head between my fingers.
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Don’t feel bad, PattyAnn!
I still had fun cracking myself up although it is more fun when other people are being stupid with me.
Easy Sugar Corn Cookies
INGREDIENTS
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup butter, softened
1 1/2 cups white sugar corn
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract -
Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:25 pm
I’m having sugar corn on the cob for dinner in a few minutes.
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:26 pm
PattyAnn, when do you reckon they’ll change this song to Corn Corn?
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Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:29 pm
Corn Smacks?
Heh. Better get back to the drawing board.
Smack = heroin
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Comment by Tushar on June 1, 2008 6:23 pm
>>Lice Krispies
I think they are already selling those in China
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Comment by DensS cessario on June 2, 2008 6:13 am
Kellogs Snow Flake Frosties IS TEH PWNZORD!!!!111!! OMG!!11
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Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 10:12 am
Scorching Herpe-o’s
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Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 10:13 am
WTF? Did the filter eat my comment?
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 11:06 am
Hi guys, have a good weekend?
*avoids making eye contact with PJM*
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 11:43 am
Daddy’s Fingers Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 12:00 pm
Lauraw, um, hey……………..um, did anything come in the mail for you? at all? Ever?
I’m uh, I’m just curious. No biggie if it hasn’t. -
Comment by Sockless Joe on June 2, 2008 1:36 pm
Michael Jackson’s Honey Nut Molest-e-O’s
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Comment by Sockless Joe on June 2, 2008 1:38 pm
Honey Bunches o’ Broken Glass Shards
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 1:48 pm
Luekemia Charms!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:01 pm
Donkey Punchables
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:03 pm
Sphincter O’s
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:07 pm
Colonoscopy Crunchies
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Comment by forged rite on June 2, 2008 2:07 pm
inappropriate racial stereotype smacks
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:09 pm
forged rite – BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Even the Soviet judge gives it a 10!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:09 pm
YAY! You did one! I’m so proud of you forged rite! And it was even funny. Good job big boy!!
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:11 pm
What did all those people do when WP linked this post?
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Comment by forged rite on June 2, 2008 2:13 pm
Aw shucks
*holds head high*
*realizes i can’t think of anymore*
*slinks away quietly*
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:21 pm
Kahlua Krisps
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:22 pm
Crawdad Crunch
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:23 pm
You’re Adopted Bran
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:25 pm
Berkley Krisps – chockful of fruits, nuts and flakes.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:26 pm
Clamato Chex
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm
Honey bunched my nuts.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm
Truther Crunch
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm
wedgie delight.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:28 pm
*ignores crybaby rosetta
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:29 pm
Munge Mix
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:31 pm
Hobo stew Chex
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:33 pm
Honky Honey Chex
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:33 pm
Dirt Bran
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:36 pm
Toasted Phelps Homo-Honey Crunch
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:37 pm
Honey Catacombs
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:38 pm
Turnin’ Trix
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:39 pm
Pfleger Race Pimp Pops
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:40 pm
Stupid Bran
That made me think of one of my son’s bullies at school. He told my son he didn’t want to go near my son because he didn’t want to catch “stupid ivy”. Graham actually found that amusing as the kid is in special ed and graham is an honors student.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 2:40 pm
Boners…with real wood in every bite!
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm
Filk Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm
Granny Panty Bran
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That made me think of one of my son’s bullies at school. He told my son he didn’t want to go near my son because he didn’t want to catch “stupid ivy”. Graham actually found that amusing as the kid is in special ed and graham is an honors student.
What does that story have to do with organic nuts or eating local honey?
FAIL!
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:44 pm
Um, I think Hostess or Drake’s had something called Boners — it was a chocolate covered chocolate cake roll with peanut butter flavored filling.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:47 pm
Rosetta’s Ass Krisps
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:47 pm
Porn Flakes
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:51 pm
Mancakes, with Jelly and Syrup
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:52 pm
Angel pubic hair pasta
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:55 pm
fruits, and their nuts
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:56 pm
pooter pies
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 2:57 pm
Beeries! With Spent Condoms in Each Box!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:58 pm
Kashi Go Lean (over the table)
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 2:58 pm
Beavis’ Assmunch Crunch. hehehehehehehe
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:05 pm
Toe Jam on Toast
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:18 pm
Strawberry shortbus cake
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:19 pm
Pancakes with choade syrup.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:20 pm
“You’re the Milkman’s Kid” Flakes. A surprise in every bite!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:20 pm
Gonorrhea Granules
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:21 pm
Ben Dover Bisquits.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:23 pm
Fungustibles
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:24 pm
Apple Critters
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:24 pm
Schizoids!
So delicious you’ll lose your mind with every spoonful!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:25 pm
Kellogg’s special KY
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:28 pm
Obsessive Compulsive Bran Flakes
You can’t have just one bowl!!!
You MUST have exactly 4 1/2 bowls.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:31 pm
Florida OJ – you will kill for it
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm
Granny Smith Adams Apples
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm
Paranoid Puffs
Wiin a trip to Disney World, details inside!!
*many will enter, few will win*
*you won’t win, the world is against you*
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm
Spiderman Flakes – now with extra cobwebs.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:35 pm
Alzheimer’s Chex – a taste you will forget.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:40 pm
Infidel Flakes. Now with even more pork flavor!
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:41 pm
Anna Nicolios
*8 essential vitamins and oxycodone*
*Anna Nicole toy breast implants prize inside!!!*
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:42 pm
Placenta Bran. Not just for Scientologists any more!
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:43 pm
Slaughter House Five Flakes–Finish the box before you even begin eating it!
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:45 pm
Post Nasal Drip
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:46 pm
Prozac Poridge. It tastes like shit, but you won’t care.
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Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:46 pm
Post Partum Depression
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:47 pm
WB Shredded Tweet. It did see a puddy tat!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:49 pm
pudenda pudding
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:49 pm
Milwaukee’s Best Flakes. Beer isn’t just for lunch anymore.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:53 pm
Punani sandwich
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 3:53 pm
Pravda Puffs: The Official Cereal of the Obama Household Since 1997! Now with even more truthiness for average white people.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:54 pm
Ass flavored buscuits – your dog will love them too
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:55 pm
Arugula Crunch – now with more blame-whitey clusters.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 3:56 pm
Punani sandwich
*waits for rosetta to give tushar shit for not sticking to the cereal theme
*whistles
*twiddles thumbs
*holds breath
*turns blue
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 4:01 pm
Tonya Harding’s Bully Crunch. If you can’t beat them, have them beaten!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:01 pm
PJ Momma, I thought I will expand the ouvre.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:11 pm
Ok, I will just leave now.
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:13 pm
Cap’n Diarrhea
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:21 pm
There Is One Poison Crunchberry In This Box
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 4:23 pm
Odorless, Tasteless Iocaine Power Crunch…As You Wish!
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:24 pm
Well, if you insist twice…
Fiery Burrito – burns you up on it’s way in, and out.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:28 pm
Liberal Chex – plain nutty, or extra flaky, but always fruity – now with extra carbon credits.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:29 pm
Oralteen
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:30 pm
Almond Pooter Crunch – with that rotten almond taste.
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:36 pm
Skin Flakes & Biopsied Moles That Look Like Chocolate Chips
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:38 pm
old wound scabs – topped with pus custard
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:40 pm
Your Mom Didn’t Survive The Accident Crispies
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:43 pm
pooterbutter candy
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:51 pm
Pig Newtons
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:52 pm
Hillarys Cankleberry crunch – for a cackling good time
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:52 pm
Penis Smacks
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:53 pm
Boogerlumps
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:54 pm
frosted pig entrails
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Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:56 pm
Pinworm Puffs
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Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:58 pm
Post Coital Crunch
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Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:59 pm
Snake-Ums
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:15 pm
Panda Pieces
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:16 pm
Bloody Stool Puffs
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:16 pm
Hymen Pops
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 5:20 pm
PJ Momma scares me. Her imagination is wild, her gaze is piercing, and she wants to eat my babies.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:21 pm
Only their thighs Tushar. I just know they’re moist and plump.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 5:27 pm
When I took them to the doc for shots the other day, the nurse said, “Ooh, you brought me turkey legs!”
I sometimes nibble on them too, and they squeal with laughter. What the heck, I am going home.
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Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:28 pm
Chocolate Covered Anchor Babies
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Comment by Stephen on June 2, 2008 5:30 pm
Spontaneous Abort-O Bit ‘n’ Clots.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:38 pm
Burnt To A Crispies
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:42 pm
Bar Swill Bran
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:46 pm
Your Father Never Loved Mommy And Now I Have Proof He’s Fucking His Secretary And I Will Take Him For Everything He’s Got Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:47 pm
what?
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:50 pm
Monistat Yeasties
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:52 pm
Ben Gay-O’s
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:56 pm
Mommy’s Bitter Bran
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:01 pm
The Big O O’s
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:06 pm
Chocolate F Bombs
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Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 6:11 pm
Bill O’Reilly’s Loofah Lumps
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Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:12 pm
Strangers Have The Best Candy Crunch
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Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:13 pm
Choco Enimals
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:15 pm
Cinnamon Toast Cunts
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 6:15 pm
Cream of Creepy Bachelor Neighbor
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:16 pm
This Will Be Our LIttle Secret Crunch
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Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm
Buboe Bites
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:19 pm
My guess is ++undead
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:20 pm
O
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:21 pm
oh so it shows up on dave and laura’s comments so one of them
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm
Day After Crunch Berries
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Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm
Mommy’s Going to Die Because of Something You Did Honey Bites
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm
We Can Only Afford to Keep One of You Bran
HAHAHAHAHA! Uh, I mean, that’s not very funny. Not at all.
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:24 pm
Your mom does Trix
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm
The Wet Spot Flakes
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm
Reese’s Puffs Weed
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm
Tea Bagging Toasties
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:27 pm
Lucky You Didn’t Get Crabs Charms
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:27 pm
Litter Box Clumpies
hahahaha, I call those almond roca
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:28 pm
Sugar Scrotum Smaks
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:28 pm
Raising Brats
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:29 pm
Honey Bunches of Toads
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm
Fellayshi O’s
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm
Die You Fat Bastard Bars
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Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm
Wop Tarts
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm
Fellayshi O’s!!!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:31 pm
Bacon Crunch
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:31 pm
Cool Ranch Cheerios
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm
I think I’m done
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Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm
Frosted Dandruff Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:40 pm
You like those “graham” ones don’t you mesa?
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Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:41 pm
frosted mini-poisonous spiders
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 6:41 pm
Deliverance-Os.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:42 pm
Corn In Your Stool Pops
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 6:43 pm
Midnight Munchie Os.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 6:44 pm
Oh yeah, this is soooo gonna be some college Psych major’s thesis paper.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:46 pm
Let Go Of My Leg-O’s
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:51 pm
Whole Grain Man Berries
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Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 6:51 pm
>>Heh, “someone” just put this thread on the sidebar at AoS and linked it to their comment.
laura brings the funny but dave brings the love
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:52 pm
KIX ASS
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Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm
Honey Bunches of Cancer
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm
Rosetta, where’s the ring?
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm
Uncle Dave’s Inappropriate Touch Crunch
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm
LOL PJ!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm
Cancer Clusters
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Hahahaha. Here you go, Aprilwine:
http://wadias.in/site/arzan/blog/wp-content/images/2Karat_engagement_ring.jpg
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Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 6:56 pm
Do Another Cartwheel for Uncle Davey There’s a Good Girl Granola
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:56 pm
Diaphragm Donut O’s
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:57 pm
2 carots..ok I will!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:02 pm
White Devil Delights
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:03 pm
Assume the Position Pops
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:03 pm
Twinkle Toes Os
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:03 pm
YAY!!!! You tell Mr Aprilwine and I will tell Mrs Rosetta.
Uh, excuse me rosetta? What does this have to do with cereal?
But if you guys decide to tell your significant others, can I watch?
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:16 pm
Because You’re Fat Diet And The Kids At School Don’t LIke You Diet Bran Flakes
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:16 pm
Skanky Os…for the 13 and going on 30 set!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:20 pm
You Get Cheap Cereal Cuz Mommy Needs This Money For Blow Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:22 pm
You Put That Toy Down, That’s Mommy’s Little Pink Toy And She Has No Idea How It Got In Your Cereal Box Bran Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:30 pm
Opium O’s
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:36 pm
Turkish Customs Cavity Search Grahams.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:45 pm
Burqua Crunch Cereal, for that veiled taste of Koran and camel.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:50 pm
Chewy Os By Trojan.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:54 pm
Al Franken’sberries: Each box is tax free!
Fixed it for ya!
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:54 pm
Mr Aprilwine didn’t take the news too well.
Pick up some Body Bag Buddies on your way home will ya?
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:55 pm
Crack Oat Bran
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:55 pm
Roofies Crunch
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:56 pm
Life’s A Bitch Than You Die
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:57 pm
Domestic “Disagreements” Flakes: One Committment That’s Easy to Keep!
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:57 pm
Toss Your Cookie Crisp
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:58 pm
Technicolor Yawn Crunch: When Dinner Is Better for Breakfast!
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 7:59 pm
Projectile Vomit: Its not just for dogs anymore.
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:59 pm
Your Mom Left Because Your Dad Is A Fruit Loop
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 2, 2008 8:02 pm
Outrage! Os. Killing Infidels Since 900 B.C.
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:02 pm
Maple And Marijuana Squares
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm
Almond and Afternoon Delight
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm
You Left Your Panties In My Car Krispies
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm
Chocolate Frosted F Bombs
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Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm
Someone needs to photoshop these.
I nominate, oh um, I don’t know………………sobek?
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm
Jimmy Crack Corn Flakes And I Don’t Care!
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm
Donkey Kong Is Hung Crunch
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Comment by Don Carne on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm
Dingleberry Crunch
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Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm
Strawberry Ripple Cheery-Hos
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:13 pm
Special K
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:13 pm
::::crickets::::::
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:15 pm
Masterbating with Industrial Machinery Nut Crunch
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:16 pm
Brown Eye Pops, Now with KY!
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:17 pm
John Kerry Waffle Crisp
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:19 pm
Smore Grahams Because You Eat Too Much You Fat Whore
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:20 pm
Billy Jeff’s Semen Flakes
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:22 pm
Flatliner Crunch
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:23 pm
Complete Idiots
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:12 pm
Post Grope Nuts
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:13 pm
Hairy Ainus Swirls
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:14 pm
Brown eye for the straight guy crunch
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:14 pm
Poopsicles
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:15 pm
Skid Marks Special Mix
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:16 pm
Is that mustard or something else? O’s
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:17 pm
Anal Wart Krisps
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:18 pm
The postman always knocks you up twice chex.
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:23 pm
Chris Matthew’s Chocolate and cream tingles
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:33 pm
Special K-Y.
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:36 pm
Mookie Crisp
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:38 pm
Teeth-on-the-tip Smacks
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:41 pm
Uncle Pervy- Ohs
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 10:18 pm
I gave your mom a dirty sanchez Pops
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Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 10:36 pm
That queasy sensation pops
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The Milled Corn, Sugar, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Salt, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (One or More of: Coconut, Cottonseed, and Soybean), Sodium Ascorbate and Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin A), Niacinamide, Zinc Oxide, Reduced Iron, Wheat Starch, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Vitamin A Palmitate, BHT, Annatto Color, Folic Acid, Vitamin D, and Vitamin B12 Pops.
(The original was in all caps so I typed that entire thing out. You’re welcome.)
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Comment by Dave on June 2, 2008 10:48 pm
Schmucklets
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 10:58 pm
Heavy Flo Maxi Wheats
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Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 11:18 pm
688 comments!! That’s Gotta Be A Record!
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:33 pm
Frosted Shredded Man-Meat
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:35 pm
So-good-I-want-to-dip-my-balls-in-it Nut Crunch
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Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:36 pm
Honey Bunches of The Barbed Cock of Satan
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 11:41 pm
Naughty Bits
* with pictures of nekkid ladies in every box!
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 12:04 am
I Wish You Were Never Born- Ee-Ohs. Daily Recommended Allowance of Regret in Every Spoonful.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 12:26 am
Too-Bad-That-Abortion-Didn’t-Take Flakes. Two Scoops of Parental Neglect in every box.
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Comment by daveintexas on June 3, 2008 12:45 am
Count Crotchula
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Comment by oh thats rich :l on June 3, 2008 1:38 am
Columbine Smackeroos
Obamanatrix
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:41 am
Scott McClellan Flakes.
Not just a cereal; a complete, descriptive sentence, too!
Now with more asshole!
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:43 am
Farrakahn Flakes with two scoops of Hate Whitey in every bowl!
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:44 am
Inverted Nipple Crunch
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:44 am
Inverted NippIe Crunch
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:46 am
gangrene crunch
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:47 am
Korean Krispies ***FREE dog collar in every box***
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:48 am
Dementia Squares
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 am
Buttplug Bites – shove them up your …. mouth
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 am
Rat meat Rollups
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:29 am
Essence of Sewer
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 am
Frosted Owl Droppings
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 am
A fistful of fistula.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:36 am
Turducken flavored Cereal – now with more turds.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:42 am
BTW Tushar, I was not picking on you yesterday. I was giving rosetta a hard time and you were a casualty
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:03 am
If this one has already been done, I apologize:
Cornhole-ios
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:05 am
Cereal Killer Crunch
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:05 am
No probs, PJM
PJM flakes – with an extra helping of teh crazy.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:06 am
I take that last one back. Don’t want to turn this into a flame thread.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:07 am
pamplona meatballs – size depends on who won.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 10:13 am
PJM flakes – with an extra helping of teh crazy.
sounds delicious!
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:20 am
Invading-your-personal-space-and-inserting-myself-in-your-conversation Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:29 am
Honey Bunches of Awkward Silence
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:33 am
Hard Rock cereal – recommended by Dentists who want your business.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:34 am
Clusterfcuk Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:38 am
Looking-Down-Your-Blouse Pops
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:46 am
I-Can-Do-This-All-Day-Because-I-My-Job-Sucks Flakes
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:49 am
Spanking the Monkey Crunch.
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Comment by daveintexas on June 3, 2008 10:51 am
Crispy Batwings
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:53 am
Want to Touch My Monkey Pops
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:54 am
Puffed Nipples
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:57 am
Going-For-1000 Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:59 am
Horny Bunches of Dirty Old Men
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 11:15 am
Money Shot Facial Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 11:18 am
Yeah, like surfing pr0n at work. That’s productive isn’t it?
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:34 am
Honey Bunches of Helen Thomas
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:40 am
Granulated Jenkem-berries, with an extra helping of spite.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:56 am
poopsie-rolls – now in brown and vomit green
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 12:35 pm
Gheylogg’s fabulous cereal v/s Queeri Os.
Hmmm….tough choice
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 1:10 pm
Now that we have reached 750 comments, here are the most prolific people:
Sobek: 47 Comments
Mesablue: 61 Comments
Tushar: 76 Comments
PJ Momma: 86 Comments
Rosetta: 232 Comments!Rosetta wins by a landslide!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 1:12 pm
Surely Rich J has a boatload, no?
Did you count these by hand Tushar? Do you hate your job?
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 1:20 pm
Rich J has 25.
>>Did you count these by hand Tushar?
Uh, I am a Computer programmer. It took me 17 (or was it 19.8?) seconds to write that counting script.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 1:54 pm
I got a late start and I’m semi-retarded.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 1:59 pm
I should say that I am only semi-retarded, as opposed to fully retarded like Rosetta. Maybe I too can strive to be fully retarded.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 2:01 pm
I mean that as a compliment of course.
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That’s insane!! And embarrassing. 233 comments just by me is concerning. Hahaha.
When we’ve done these joke-a-lanches before, the thread’s eventually died down. I think maybe we got 300, maybe 400.
For some reason, kid’s cereal names is a more fertile topic.
*does detailed analysis on why that is*
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Comment by aprilwine on June 3, 2008 2:55 pm
Apple Jack Schwetty Balls
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 3, 2008 3:57 pm
Fertile Flakes: Prefrred by 13 year old Polygamists Everywhere.
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Comment by doubleplusundead on June 3, 2008 4:08 pm
Queefie Quisps
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:40 pm
Malt-O-Jihadi
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:42 pm
Toasted Jihadi Clusters- Now with more high explosive ordinance residue.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:44 pm
…and schrapnel embedded in every morsel.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:45 pm
Dammit. Wasn’t fast enough.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:46 pm
Camel Nuts
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 5:53 pm
Dirka Dirka Dirka Mohammend Jihad Bran Flakes.
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Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:57 pm
I gotta go home now Toasties.
I won’t be able to beat this dead horse until much later tonight- ios
I have a life dammit Pops
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Comment by aprilwine on June 3, 2008 7:09 pm
Mommy, Muslihoon and Rich J Are Scaring Me Krispies
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 3, 2008 7:26 pm
Cyanos-when you’re just sick of their shit.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 8:38 pm
Musli, lay off the gulab-jamuns.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 8:50 pm
Kevin-Os – pushing amorous women into nettles since AD 498!
nettles hurt. I’ve walked thru those before and it sucked big time. Actually I’ve touched them quite a bit as we had a very untamed backyard when I was a kid.
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Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm
Scabies
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Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm
Chigger Bites
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Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:56 pm
BigBox Of Tapeworms!
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Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:58 pm
This should be an eternal thread, because the ideas really are endless. The only problem is that the mind gets fatigued and really funny things end up going ‘Eh.’
So it needs to be endless so you can view it with a clean brain from time to time for a laugh. I don’t know how you do that on this blog format. Can it have its own tab, or is it impossible to migrate it over there?
I don’t know how this thing works.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:24 pm
Grunt O’s – now with no fiber whatsoever.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:25 pm
Tort eos – find a free lawyer inside
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:25 pm
Grunt O’s – now with no fiber whatsoever.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:26 pm
Gooberios – breakfast, Texas style
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:27 pm
My avatar looks like my diet consists of nothing but Grunt Os
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 pm
Arctic O’s – frosted with real frost – a frostbite in every bite
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Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:29 pm
So it needs to be endless so you can view it with a clean brain from time to time for a laugh. I don’t know how you do that on this blog format. Can it have its own tab, or is it impossible to migrate it over there?
I think it’s supposed to go in the comment hall of shame which is in the left hand side bar.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:31 pm
CaliforniO’s – a boobjob in every pack
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:32 pm
BJ Clinton Chex – blowjobs and illicit sex.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:33 pm
Goatse Grahams – Goes in with a crunch, comes out with a bang.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 pm
Fuck O’s – gives you that screwed over feeling
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:36 pm
Crapberry clusters
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:38 pm
Smegma flakes – no need to add cream
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:39 pm
Brokeback Biscuits – bring home the homo
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:41 pm
Folsom Street Flakes – for a whipping good time
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:51 pm
Tarantul O’s – a taste that crawls up on you
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 3, 2008 9:52 pm
We Todd Did Crunch…for the commentors who keep flogging the dead horse in Dean Wormer’s Office.
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:00 pm
Sum O’s – Japanese cereal for weight gain
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Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:08 pm
Janet Reno Jacks – works as an aphrodisiac
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Comment by vortexoffreedom on June 4, 2008 12:00 am
Pedi-O’s
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Comment by Captain Thark on June 4, 2008 12:01 am
Michael Jackson’s Sticky Sweet Surprise
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:37 am
Looking in the window as you undress- ios
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:41 am
Snake in the toilet as you squat to pee Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:50 am
Hairy Underarms- Their magically delicious
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:51 am
They’re, not their. Damn You Grammar Nazi in My Head Pops
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:31 am
Lindsay Grahams – for that unmistakable taste of douchebuggery.
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:32 am
Chucky Schumer Chex – now with extra smug
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:33 am
Cynthia McKinney Mix – wacky weirdness never tasted so ….. weird
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:34 am
James Webb Chex – turn the box upside down and put it in your mouth
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:35 am
George Allen loops – now with more Macaca Nuts.
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:54 am
Sharpton & Jackson Black Nut Crunch
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 10:34 am
John McCain Crunch – enjoy the flavor of Maverick Nut
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 4, 2008 11:43 am
Jalapeno Crunch
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Comment by wiserbud on June 4, 2008 11:58 am
Beating a Dead Horse Flakes
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Comment by pajama momma on June 4, 2008 12:00 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Comment by A Dead Horse on June 4, 2008 12:27 pm
Is this all you got?
Sheeeeeit, Ive had worse beatings from quadrapalegic coma patients…
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 1:30 pm
Musli, James (or Jim) Webb is the new Virginia Dem Senator, who was previously Reagan’s Navy Secretary. He is a Vietnam Vet. He wrote a fiction book based in SE Asia, in which a small boy (not wearing clothes) runs to his father, the father picks him up, turns him upside doen, and ….um…. puts something in his mouth
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:44 pm
Teddy Tumor Grahams
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:46 pm
Your Mom’s Hot. Does She Put Out-ios
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:47 pm
Daddy, I’m Pregnant Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:49 pm
Unlucky Charms-Watch out for the cyanide capsule.
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Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur on June 4, 2008 3:07 pm
Ok, now we’re in to repeating ideas…dead horse…cyanide…I declare FAIL!
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 3:10 pm
Fail-ios
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:52 pm
Pillow Bites- Served in only the finest penal institutions.
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:54 pm
Raisin Brains
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:55 pm
LRon Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:57 pm
You got a purdy mouth Smacks
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 8:00 pm
Drill Bits
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Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 8:05 pm
Must find new inspiration to push to 1000. I’ll be right back. If I’m not back in 1 hour, assume I suffered some excrutiating death in pursuit of the Holy Grail of Worst Kids Cereal Names.
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:25 pm
Butt Munch Crunch – with extra brown mustard
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:27 pm
Chinese Lice Celear – with Lice and Rice
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:29 pm
Jail Special Cereal – with Jelly and Syrup
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Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:30 pm
Pooter Bran – with extra fiber and cream
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Comment by aprilwine on June 4, 2008 8:39 pm
Beaten Dead Horse Sugar Hooves
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 4, 2008 8:47 pm
Thank Gawd! You done run over this cat until it’s flat!
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Comment by benshalom on June 4, 2008 9:36 pm
Jail Special Flakes – now with salad!
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:34 am
Until this thread I’ve been a serial, or better yet, a cereal lurker but mostly at Ace’s. I may have dropped a comment or two here way back when I was still blogging under various names. Ok, back to serious business.
Shut the fuck up or I’ll lock you little fuckers in the closet for two days Pops.
Not the Holy Grail, but fuck it.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:35 am
I’ll give you something to cry about Smacks.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:36 am
Mom- Dad’s stroking out on the kitchen floor again Chex
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:38 am
Left side paralysis Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:40 am
Tossed Salad Puffs
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:41 am
I don’t care anymore, I just want it to end Grahams
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:07 am
Tranny Surprise- A little extra penis in every bite.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:10 am
Golden Shower Grahams
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:14 am
The Internet’s for Pr0n Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:17 am
Perferated Colon Chex
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:18 am
Colonoscopy-Ohs
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:47 am
Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:48 am
Dirty Diaper Chex
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:59 am
Squeekhole Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:01 am
Its not an addiction. I can quit anytime.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:17 am
Wiserbud-Unless I can come up with 70 or so more comments in the next 2 hours, I don’t think that will be necessary. I will be away from the nets for the rest of the day abusing, I mean, catering to the whims of dozens of grade schoolers, and I have faith that Rosetta or Muslihoon will pick up the flag for me, continue the charge, and finish out the thread.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:47 am
On The Boss’ Dime Nuts
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:47 am
Unemployment Chex
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Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 11:26 am
Sanity Chex
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:11 pm
Stimulus Chex…
HAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!
A+A+A+A+A+A+
Now with more intentional tax increases to pay for it!
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:13 pm
Botox Flakes
Hope you don’t mind them drooling down your chin since you can’t control your facial muscles anymore!
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:13 pm
Obama Flakes with a Rezko in every pocket.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:20 pm
Ear Wax Clusters
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:24 pm
Honey Bunches of Irritable Bowels
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:24 pm
Spastic Colon Pops
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:26 pm
PJM’s Surgical Drain Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:28 pm
Bed Pan-cakes
Yes, I know that isn’t in the cereal category, but I had to do it.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:28 pm
hahaha ick
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 8:29 pm
Diverticulitis Clusters
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 8:29 pm
That would be iicky iicky
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:30 pm
Booger Flickies
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:32 pm
Hey PJM. How’s those industrial strength drugs doin for you?
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Stimulus Chex
Nice one! This thread was great but your particular brand of dementia and stupidity was missed.
I didn’t expect that it would generate this number of comments. It was a spontaneous one and I didn’t think it would catch to be honest.
The next one I’ll make sure you’re around. And I think Rich J and Tushar will be good to go if they don’t spend all their mojo on cereal names.
Frosted Premature Ejaculation Berries
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:35 pm
Shooting My Wad Flakes
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:37 pm
Angry Sex Nut Crunch
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:41 pm
Milking A Load Berries
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:45 pm
Cap’n Stabbin Crunch.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:52 pm
richj prolly found us thru the business section on wordpress’ front page
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:56 pm
that will kill me, oh hope i don’t………….already found out laughing’s a bitch
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:01 pm
I think I anwered it, but it was way down the thread. Anyway, I have mostly been a lurker these past several months (years, whatever). I may have dropped a turd or two here when I was blogging under various names. I had actually forgotten about The Hostages (sorry) until I saw the link to the thread over at Ace’s. You know, unless I’m retarded, I could not see a link in his blogroll to here. So, I am happy to contribute my lack of any appreciable talent to the threads on this here Moron blog.
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You know, unless I’m retarded, I could not see a link in his blogroll to here.
Rich J,
Those things aren’t mutually exclusive you know.
When you get sick of cereal names, you should check out the links in the Hall of Shame at the top of this blog.
We’ve do these joke-a-lanche threads occasionally and the Hall of Shame has the links. It’s good to have another prolific funny moron when we do these.
They have been the source of many tears of joy.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:07 pm
hahaha, darn striaght less tummy. 5lbs of total nastiness gone
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:08 pm
cuz dave in texas loves us
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:11 pm
I just suggested a thread in the Bart’s an Authoritarian thread. And I rolled through the Hall of Shame. Awesome.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:12 pm
“That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.”
and flies.
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:19 pm
Rich and Rosetta – The Days Inn is having a “Homo Special”. Go get a room at a reduced rate, willya?
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:26 pm
MCPO- Glad your on the Days Inn mailing list for those kinda things. Next time I’ll check with you before going on some gay romp. You know all the good spots.
Homo Special K
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:28 pm
“That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.”
I didn’t know the folks over at LGF were in to that kinky anal shit.
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:28 pm
Lindsay & Samantha’s Cunny Crunch
Now with Hollywood Attention Whore Trading Cards inside!
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:30 pm
That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.
OMFG!!!! Stupid mesa had to comment on that. I would have been blissfully ignorant as i hadn’t seen it.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:32 pm
15 to Go-ohs
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm
Lima Bean Berries
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm
Leprosy Bits
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm
Gangrene Squares
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm
Flesh Eating Bacteria Bits
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm
Bone Protruding through Skin Crunchy Bits
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm
Wart-Os
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm
Bastard Bites
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Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm
By-Pass Bunches of Arterial Plaque!
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
MINE!!!!!
at least I think so!!!
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Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm
kos is a motherfucking turdburgler chex
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm
PJM-
Hope you feel bettah real soon!!! Rest assured that our mission was accomplished!
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:37 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Head explodes.
Splattered Brain Bits
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:38 pm
hah, thank you licky licky and thank you again for the recipe ideas
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Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 9:39 pm
PJM, don’t worry. Lizard saliva is aseptic.
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Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:40 pm
I need a drink.
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Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:41 pm
NOOOOOOOOO! i freaking hate them and i’m telling you i’m dead serious when i say they purposely jump on me. they wait in door jams and my really tall plants and strike as soon as i walk by. they are satan’s pet
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Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:44 pm
My bad. I posted, then refreshed, then scrolled… Maybe it hadn’t registered mine yet in the count.
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Comment by Jimmiebean on October 20, 2008 5:09 pm
Me again, goin the rounds.
Honey Bunches of Hot Pockets