Worst Names For Kid’s Cereal

Worst Names For Kid’s Cereal

It’s started.  GO!!!

May 31, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Christmas cheer, Poo flinging monkeys, Tards, business, man-lesbians, teh funny . . Author: Rosetta

1,018 Comments

  1. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:18 pm

    Molar Breaker Crunch Cereal

  2. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:19 pm

    Chocolate Chokeables Cereal

  3. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:19 pm

    Kellogg’s Dead Puppies with Marshmallow Dead Kittens

  4. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:21 pm

    Mini-broccoli toasties cereal
    and introducing

    cheesy mini-broccoli toasties cereal

  5. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:22 pm

    General Mills Daddy Cocks

  6. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:22 pm

    Endive and Arugala Bites!

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:23 pm

    Post Sugar Kraut

  8. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:24 pm

    Kellogg’s Mini-Racists

  9. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:24 pm

    Brussels Sprouts Cereal

  10. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:25 pm

    Corona Crunch

    Count Stalkula

  11. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:25 pm

    Obama Bits

  12. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:28 pm

    CRAP! I have to leave in a minute. Please don’t do all the good ones before I get back.

    Post Heroin Pops

  13. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:28 pm

    Magical Mysteries
    Now with Dust Bunnies!

  14. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 8:29 pm

    General Mills Abortion Smacks

  15. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:31 pm

    MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! My four year old just asked me if that was me in The Clap video

  16. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:32 pm

    General Mills Wifey Smacks
    Now with added mini beers!

  17. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:32 pm

    Oh, no he di’nit!!!

  18. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:33 pm

    oh that’s my favorite MCPO

  19. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:34 pm

    yes he did, he’s not living to see his next birthday, even though he’s asking me if he can have an elevator for his birthday. maybe I’ll take him to a high rise downtown and tell him it’s his

  20. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:36 pm

    It would take him awhile to find his way down the Modis building! ;^)

  21. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:37 pm

    good idea, he is after all my, “spirited” child

  22. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:43 pm

    Nipple O’s

    “Nature’s goodness, just like you used to get from mom”

  23. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:46 pm

    Meth Munchies

  24. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:53 pm

    *chirp chirp

    Rosetta’s wife must have come back from her boyfriend’s house

    *sigh

  25. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 8:54 pm

    Forensic Crunch

    (As advertised on CSI)

  26. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 8:58 pm

    Fecal Flakes

  27. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 9:06 pm

    Kellogg’s Orgy-O’s

  28. Comment by Rosetta on May 31, 2008 9:08 pm

    Post Turducken Flakes

  29. Comment by pajama momma on May 31, 2008 9:10 pm

    Chunky Whore Bran

  30. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 9:14 pm

    Crack Crystals

  31. Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 9:44 pm

    Instapundit Puppy Surprise

  32. Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 9:46 pm

    OT: Back when I was married, I’d ask my mother, wife, and sister (when they’d be sitting or standing together) detailed and pointed questions about pregnancy and childbirth. It totally embarrassed them all.

    Ironically, I knew more about female health than my wife did. I remember boring her with lectures on how her body worked.

  33. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 9:48 pm

    Ethanol Smoothies

  34. Colon Blow-os-NOW with extra toots!

  35. Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 10:03 pm

    White Blow

  36. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:05 pm

    Death (cinnamon)

  37. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:07 pm

    Metal Filings Crunch

  38. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:16 pm

    Lucky Harms

  39. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:16 pm

    Lice Krispies

  40. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:17 pm

    Beerios

  41. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:17 pm

    Tricks

  42. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:20 pm

    Tricks*
    Now with a free condom inside!

    *From the brilliant mind of PattyAnn

  43. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:21 pm

    Valtrex Crunch

  44. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:22 pm

    Hahaha C3PO, I forgot about the toys inside.

  45. Comment by PattyAnn on May 31, 2008 10:23 pm

    Where the hell did everybody go? They’re probably over having fun at Ace’s. Bastards and Bitchfaces.

  46. Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2008 10:24 pm

    Nope – They’re in the Kos Swamp laughing at the pink baboons.

  47. Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 11:06 pm

    Did I tell anyone I was called to be Gospel Doctrine Sunday School teacher? That means I teach the adults. People around my age, a few older. It’s so much fun. I’m preparing tomorrow’s lesson.

    Which I hope will work this time. Last week I prepared the lesson and then forgot the teacher’s manual (with all my notes and all) at the office. But I still winged it well enough that they liked the class.

    Bring the Spirit, help them learn, inspire them – those are my goals.

  48. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:21 am

    CheeriHoes

  49. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:22 am

    Golden Graham Showers

    (submitted by Mrs. Rosetta)

  50. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:23 am

    General Mills Donkey Punches

  51. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:23 am

    Post Herpes Simplex VI Snaps

  52. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:24 am

    Kellogg’s Corpse Crunch

  53. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:25 am

    Lesbian Crisps

  54. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:25 am

    Sugar Bukkake Bites (No Milk Needed)

  55. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:33 am

    Kellogg’s Fisting Flakes

  56. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:34 am

    AIDS Chex

  57. Comment by PattyAnn on June 1, 2008 12:34 am

    “(submitted by Mrs. Rosetta)”

    hahaha…that one was just sick :)

  58. Comment by PattyAnn on June 1, 2008 12:35 am

    Musli, congratulations!

  59. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:36 am

    Howard Dean’s Scream-O’s

  60. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:40 am

    Hi Patty Ann.

    Patty Annal Flakes

  61. Comment by Mrs. Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:45 am

    Patty Annal Flakes

    PattyAnn, This one was from me and I have to tell you I felt a little bad about it. I hear from Mr. Rosetta that you are the sweetest Hostage that has ever lived. Nothing personal – I know you can bring it.

  62. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:47 am

    Bart Hom-O’s

  63. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 12:54 am

    wiserbud’s Gerbil Pops

  64. Comment by PattyAnn on June 1, 2008 12:56 am

    “Patty Annal Flakes”

    Okay. It’s ON, Mrs. Rosetta.
    But another time. It’s late, I’m old…etc.
    :)

  65. Comment by Muslihoon on June 1, 2008 1:05 am

    I like Mrs. Rosetta. So I won’t point out that “Patty Annal” makes no sense whereas “Patty Anal” does.

  66. Comment by Muslihoon on June 1, 2008 1:06 am

    Thanks, PA! I love it.

    And Mrs. Rosetta: You’re right. PA is one of the nicest Hostages.

  67. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:28 am

    Muslihoon Doesn’t Get Funny Jokes Flakes

  68. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:32 am

    General Heather Mills Sugar Frosted Legs

  69. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:33 am

    Kellogg’s Bed Wetter Snaps

  70. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:33 am

    Post Cutter Crisps

  71. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:36 am

    Roy Tiger Attacks

  72. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:38 am

    Frosted Fat Chunks

  73. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:39 am

    Sugar Adopted Kid Pops

  74. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:39 am

    I may set the record for most consecutive comments tonight so you all can kiss my ass.

  75. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:43 am

    Scott McClellan Douche Smacks

  76. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:45 am

    You’re Going To Be A Garbageman Sugar Pops

  77. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:45 am

    Fruity Fudge Packers

  78. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:48 am

    Mommy Doesn’t Love You Snaps

  79. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:00 am

    Keith Richard’s Liver Chex

  80. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:03 am

    Dodgeball Pain Flakes

  81. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:04 am

    Surprisingly, this is more fun with other people.

    Loser Chex

  82. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:05 am

    Kellogg’s Santa’s Not Real Flakes

  83. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:06 am

    Tooth Fairy Enamel Chunks

  84. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:07 am

    Dad’s Kidney Stone Pebbles

  85. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:08 am

    Jaeger Bomb Smacks (with free shot glass)

  86. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:08 am

    You’re Going To Hell Loops

  87. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:10 am

    Salt

  88. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:11 am

    Taco Bell™ Rejected Meat Puffs

  89. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:13 am

    NO! Flakes

  90. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:15 am

    Frosted Deer Jerky

  91. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:17 am

    Pube-O’s

  92. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:21 am

    Castor Oil’O’s

  93. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:22 am

    Gay Porn Chex

  94. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:23 am

    Booger Pops

  95. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:24 am

    Okay. That’ll do pig.

  96. Comment by forged rite on June 1, 2008 2:43 am

    29 comments in a row. If that’s not the record, it’s pretty damn close.

  97. Comment by cranky on June 1, 2008 8:26 am

    Oatmeal.

  98. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 9:38 am

    I remember boring her………………..Comment by Muslihoon on May 31, 2008 9:46 pm

    Nooooooooooo, I don’t believe you.

  99. Comment by lauraw on June 1, 2008 9:45 am

    Oh, God, you are slaying me Rosetta.

    Good, good, laugh this morning. I’m dying over here.
    Thank you so much for sharing your disgusting brilliance with the world.

    Best one? ‘Salt.’

    I do believe I have pissethed myself.

  100. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 9:47 am

    timewasters?

    Go here if you want to spell stupid shit with other idiots. It’s fun for about 3 minutes.
    http://lunchtimers.com/game/?game=letters&roomid=room3

  101. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 9:48 am

    Go here if you want to create a “greeting card.”

    http://www.acapela-group.com/Greetings/fish-1-205-b8fc035b64600

  102. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 9:50 am

    YAY!!!

    I like when I make lauraw happy.

  103. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 9:53 am

    Death (cinnamon)

    PA, that is, perhaps, your funniest comment ever.

  104. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 9:55 am

    I don’t like it when you make her happy. I much prefer to hear her scathing brilliance. For example, her comment on IB, “……..needs to take a bleach-and-ammonia enema and pass away in agony, amid a puddle of his own dissolved internal organs”.

    That my friends, is a thing of beauty.

  105. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:05 am

    Why don’t you and lauraw make out?

  106. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:07 am

    Am I invisible?

    :(

  107. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:08 am

    What’s that buzzing sound?

  108. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:13 am

    It’s probably your vibrator, you hoor

  109. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:17 am

    I would totally make out with her. I’d make out with her more than bart even. I bet she’s totally hawt and that would make me all hot and it would get good and messy and stuff.

  110. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:18 am

    Go to The Hostages here if you want to do spell stupid shit with other idiots. It’s fun for about 3 minutes.

  111. Comment by cranky on June 1, 2008 10:19 am

    Colon Splatter — the new and improved version of Colon Blow.

  112. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:24 am

    nice strikes, PJ.

    i’ll pretend that i didn’t notice your earlier phail

  113. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:25 am

    It’s probably your vibrator, you hoor

    Hahahaha.

  114. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:26 am

    General Mills Jews Schindler Didn’t Save Crispies

  115. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 10:26 am

    maple fucking walnut ice cream

    yes, it still bothers me to this day.

  116. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:29 am

    I’m sorry bart, I just got all excited with lauraw talk. I really wish she woudln’t return all the letters I send her. I know that if she’d read just one, she’d fall madly in love with me.
    I’m still waiting to see if my letters to mesa get returned. Anyone wanna send me their address so I can obsess over them?

  117. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:36 am

    You know what made maple walnut ice cream so utterly repulsive, at least the one we bought that one day, it was made with black walnuts. Black walnuts are the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted. They’re the devil’s nuts.

  118. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:40 am

    What are you wearing?

  119. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:41 am

    I’m bare-foot. does that make you hot?

  120. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:42 am

    Are your feet clean?

  121. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:42 am

    um, define clean

  122. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:46 am

    Post Lemon Party Crunch

  123. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:48 am

    Did you used to put Cheerios up your nose?

  124. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:49 am

    Dingleberry Delight Crunch

    Now with 42% more dingleberries!

  125. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 10:52 am

    No, I did put a vitamin up my nose once and had to go to the doctor to remove it.

    Madeleine however put a craft bead up her nose. I was in the middle of moving and was pregnant with Garren and due any day and I wasn’t positive she did it, so I just figured I’d wait to see if she got a sinus infection. She did.

    I took her to the doctor, they wrapped her up in a sheet, spread her nose open with some little instrument and pulled out a craft bead. I said, sweet ok, we can go now.

    The doctor said, no, wait a minute and went back in and proceeded to pull out 3 more craft beads. I think that was the year I got the, Mother of the Year Award.

  126. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 10:55 am

    Why did you have craft beads around the house?

    Were you making a shawl?

  127. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 11:02 am

    Kellogg’s Bhut Jolokia Pops

  128. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:17 am

    I was trying to make you a jacket for Christmas using my Bedazzler. I hope you’ll like it.

  129. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:22 am

    I think the kid in the toilet is just upset because that’s obviously where he has to take a bath.

  130. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 11:26 am

    I think the kid in the toilet is just upset because that’s obviously where he has to take a bath.

    Hahahaha.

    Bedazzler RULES!!!

  131. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:27 am

    better than the Flowbee?

  132. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 11:31 am

    I can’t believe people actually bought that thing.

    Frightening.

  133. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 11:32 am

    Ha! Check this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woVjHpO9T9s

  134. Comment by Muslihoon on June 1, 2008 11:33 am

    I was gonna say, PJM: the stupidest thing about that pic is the mess in the bathtub. Horrendous and inexplicable.

    “Fruity Fudge” does not compute.

  135. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 11:37 am

    I’ve been tempted to buy the Flowbee. Can’t be worse than the haircuts I already give my kids and it’d be less messy.

    i> the stupidest thing about that pic is the mess in the bathtub. Horrendous and inexplicable.

    I do not judge clutter as I live in clutter. I AM clutter.

  136. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:38 am

    Corn Pops were good.

    They were big yellow things, if I remember rightly.

    I remember one of my siblings, one morning, carefully placing several Corn Pops in his/her mouth and then revealing his/her accomplishment by presenting the rest of us with a big smile.

  137. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:39 am

    Dentistry-O’s!

  138. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:39 am

    Decay-O’s!

  139. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:40 am

    Cavity Flakes

  140. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:41 am

    Maybe they were called Sugar Pops?

    I dunno

  141. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 11:58 am

    Who here has ever had a bird for a pet?

    Stupidest pet ever.

    If anyone ever gives you a parakeet for a gift, give it back to them.

  142. Comment by pajama momma on June 1, 2008 12:01 pm

    I watched a bird for my aunt and uncle when they went out of town, by the end of my babysitting experience I wanted to smoosh it’s tiny head between my fingers.

  143. Comment by Muslihoon on June 1, 2008 12:02 pm

    Both, Bart: they were known as Corn Pops and Sugar Pops.

    Your sibling had grills!

  144. Comment by PattyAnn on June 1, 2008 1:58 pm

    It’s simple, Bart. Anything in cereal land that was named “Sugar” was changed to “Corn”

    Sugar Pops=Corn Pops
    Sugar Smacks=Corn Smacks

    So, from now on, when you hear “Sugar” replace it with “Corn”

    Okay, Corn?

  145. Comment by PattyAnn on June 1, 2008 1:59 pm

    Rosetta, I feel bad that we all left you last night. And you went all psycho. Well, psycho-squared.

  146. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:59 pm

    What would you like with your coffee?

    Cream and corn.

  147. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:05 pm

    Don’t feel bad, PattyAnn!

    I still had fun cracking myself up although it is more fun when other people are being stupid with me.

    Easy Sugar Corn Cookies

    INGREDIENTS
    2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1 cup butter, softened
    1 1/2 cups white sugar corn
    1 egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract

  148. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:25 pm

    I’m having sugar corn on the cob for dinner in a few minutes.

  149. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:26 pm

    PattyAnn, when do you reckon they’ll change this song to Corn Corn?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGL4btEIoTo

  150. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:27 pm

    How do you make your sweet tea?

    Step 1: Make tea

    Step 2: Add corn

  151. Comment by Bart on June 1, 2008 2:29 pm

    Corn Smacks?

    Heh. Better get back to the drawing board.

    Smack = heroin

  152. Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 2:30 pm

    Corn, Corn came out in 1969. A lot of brilliant, totally cool, awesome people were born that year.

  153. Comment by bmac on June 1, 2008 2:35 pm

    Dang, I missed all the fun.

    Stupid life.

  154. Comment by Tushar on June 1, 2008 6:23 pm

    >>Lice Krispies

    I think they are already selling those in China

  155. Comment by Muslihoon on June 1, 2008 8:57 pm

    Rosetta: How could anyone born in that year give their birthyear without giggling?

  156. Comment by DensS cessario on June 2, 2008 6:13 am

    Kellogs Snow Flake Frosties IS TEH PWNZORD!!!!111!! OMG!!11

  157. Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 10:12 am

    Scorching Herpe-o’s

  158. Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 10:13 am

    WTF? Did the filter eat my comment?

  159. Comment by wiserbud on June 2, 2008 10:51 am

    WTF? Did the filter eat my comment?

    No, rosetta hates you.

  160. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 11:06 am

    Hi guys, have a good weekend?

    *avoids making eye contact with PJM*

  161. Daddy’s Fingers Flakes

  162. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 12:00 pm

    Lauraw, um, hey……………..um, did anything come in the mail for you? at all? Ever?
    I’m uh, I’m just curious. No biggie if it hasn’t.

  163. Comment by Sockless Joe on June 2, 2008 1:36 pm

    Michael Jackson’s Honey Nut Molest-e-O’s

  164. Comment by Sockless Joe on June 2, 2008 1:38 pm

    Honey Bunches o’ Broken Glass Shards

  165. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:47 pm

    Uncle Larry’s Sugar Nuts ‘n’ Secrets

  166. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 1:48 pm

    Luekemia Charms!

  167. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:49 pm

    Post Wild Turkey Berries

  168. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:50 pm

    Kellogg’s Six Months To Live Chex

  169. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:51 pm

    General Mills Mommy’s-A-Whore Loops

  170. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:51 pm

    Urine Bran

  171. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 1:52 pm

    Slim Jim-O’s

  172. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 1:53 pm

    Purina Bran

  173. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:54 pm

    Cleveland Steamer Turds ‘n’ Flakes

  174. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 1:55 pm

    Lucky Farts

  175. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:55 pm

    Post FuckO’s

  176. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 1:56 pm

    Kellogg’s Douchbag Crisps

  177. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 1:57 pm

    Count Cockula

  178. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 1:58 pm

    Uncle Dirty

  179. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:01 pm

    Muslix

  180. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:01 pm

    Donkey Punchables

  181. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:03 pm

    Sphincter O’s

  182. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:05 pm

    Cold Sore-ios!

    and…

    Honey Nut Cold Sore-ios!

  183. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:05 pm

    Post Viagra w/ diamond shaped marshmalllows

  184. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:07 pm

    Mayo Smacks

  185. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:07 pm

    Colonoscopy Crunchies

  186. Comment by forged rite on June 2, 2008 2:07 pm

    inappropriate racial stereotype smacks

  187. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:09 pm

    forged rite – BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Even the Soviet judge gives it a 10!

  188. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:09 pm

    YAY! You did one! I’m so proud of you forged rite! And it was even funny. Good job big boy!!

  189. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:11 pm

    What did all those people do when WP linked this post?

    http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1904/walkdoor1ev0.gif

  190. Comment by geoff on June 2, 2008 2:12 pm

    Cheesy Smegma Chews

  191. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:13 pm

    What did all those people do when WP linked this post?

    I wish that gif was smaller.

  192. Comment by forged rite on June 2, 2008 2:13 pm

    Aw shucks

    *holds head high*

    *realizes i can’t think of anymore*

    *slinks away quietly*

  193. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:14 pm

    Cheesy Smegma Chews

    barf

  194. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:15 pm

    “I wish that gif was smaller.”

    Sarcasm Flakes

  195. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:17 pm

    KKKrunch

  196. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:17 pm

    Catholic Priest Sleepover Puffs

  197. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:21 pm

    Trout Smacks

  198. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:21 pm

    Bass Bran

  199. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:21 pm

    Kahlua Krisps

  200. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:21 pm

    Monsters Live Under Your Bed Flakes

  201. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:22 pm

    Monkey Nuts

  202. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:22 pm

    Crawdad Crunch

  203. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:23 pm

    You’re Adopted Bran

  204. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:23 pm

    Jew Chex

  205. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:24 pm

    Clam Pops

  206. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:25 pm

    Berkley Krisps – chockful of fruits, nuts and flakes.

  207. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:25 pm

    Salmonella Snaps

  208. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:26 pm

    Clamato Chex

  209. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:26 pm

    Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:23 pm
    You’re Adopted Bran

    Ahem…

    Comment by Rosetta on June 1, 2008 1:39 am
    Sugar Adopted Kid Pops

  210. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm

    Mice Krispies

  211. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm

    Honey bunched my nuts.

  212. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm

    Truther Crunch

  213. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm

    wedgie delight.

  214. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:27 pm

    Hitler Loops

  215. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:28 pm

    *ignores crybaby rosetta

  216. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:29 pm

    Cream of Feet

  217. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:29 pm

    Honey bunched my nuts.

    Hahahaha!!

  218. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:29 pm

    Munge Mix

  219. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:29 pm

    Racial Slurrios

  220. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:30 pm

    Coccyx Crispies

  221. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:31 pm

    Hobo stew Chex

  222. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:32 pm

    Mini Meats

  223. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:32 pm

    John Edwards’ Father Worked In A Textile Mill Pebbles

  224. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:33 pm

    Honky Honey Chex

  225. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:33 pm

    Dirt Bran

  226. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:34 pm

    Goddamn America Crispies

  227. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:34 pm

    Wigga Wheats

    * free Hip-hop rhymes in every box

  228. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:35 pm

    Puffed Mice

  229. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:36 pm

    Stupid Bran

    …wait for it.

  230. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:36 pm

    Toasted Phelps Homo-Honey Crunch

  231. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:37 pm

    Honey Catacombs

  232. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:38 pm

    Turnin’ Trix

  233. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:39 pm

    DVDA Puffs

  234. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:39 pm

    Pfleger Race Pimp Pops

  235. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:39 pm

    Beaties

  236. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:40 pm

    Stupid Bran

    That made me think of one of my son’s bullies at school. He told my son he didn’t want to go near my son because he didn’t want to catch “stupid ivy”. Graham actually found that amusing as the kid is in special ed and graham is an honors student.

  237. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:40 pm

    Frosted Snakes

  238. Boners…with real wood in every bite!

  239. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm

    Filk Flakes

  240. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm

    Fruit Poops

  241. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm

    Granny Panty Bran

  242. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:41 pm

    That made me think of one of my son’s bullies at school. He told my son he didn’t want to go near my son because he didn’t want to catch “stupid ivy”. Graham actually found that amusing as the kid is in special ed and graham is an honors student.

    What does that story have to do with organic nuts or eating local honey?

    FAIL!

  243. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:43 pm

    You Faggot Chex

  244. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:43 pm

    Patty Bran

  245. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:44 pm

    Pistol Whips

  246. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 2:44 pm

    You’re an ass rosetta

    Rosetta”s Bully Bran

  247. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:44 pm

    Um, I think Hostess or Drake’s had something called Boners — it was a chocolate covered chocolate cake roll with peanut butter flavored filling.

  248. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:44 pm

    Gestalt -O-Meal

  249. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:45 pm

    I Eat Pieces Of Shit Like You For Breakfast Flakes

  250. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:46 pm

    Cream of Sum Yung Man Wheat

  251. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:46 pm

    Crunch Fairys

  252. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:47 pm

    Rosetta’s Ass Krisps

  253. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:47 pm

    Porn Flakes

  254. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:47 pm

    Buck Wheats

  255. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:48 pm

    You’re an ass rosetta

    Sticks And Stones!!!

    Pork ‘n’ Beasn Flakes

  256. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:49 pm

    Jeff

  257. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:49 pm

    Tushar’s Expired Visa Grahams

  258. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:50 pm

    Poo Berry

  259. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:50 pm

    Jeff

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

  260. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:50 pm

    Lasix

  261. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:51 pm

    Mancakes, with Jelly and Syrup

  262. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:51 pm

    Your Frog Isn’t Sleeping He’s Dead Pops

  263. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:52 pm

    Apple Jackoffs

  264. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:52 pm

    Spix

  265. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:52 pm

    Angel pubic hair pasta

  266. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 2:52 pm

    Anal Apertures.

    *rimming with nutritious goodness*

  267. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:53 pm

    Special Ed

  268. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:53 pm

    Hershey Highways

  269. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:54 pm

    Spix

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    That one is thing of beauty in its simplicity.

  270. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:54 pm

    Choates and Nuts

  271. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:55 pm

    fruits, and their nuts

  272. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:56 pm

    pooter pies

  273. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:57 pm

    Weetabix Shit Pillows of Steel Wool Bran

  274. Beeries! With Spent Condoms in Each Box!

  275. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:57 pm

    Raisin Klan

  276. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 2:58 pm

    Kashi Go Lean (over the table)

  277. Beavis’ Assmunch Crunch. hehehehehehehe

  278. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 2:58 pm

    Numnuts

  279. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 2:59 pm

    Nut ‘n’ Bitch

    http://chickencrap.com/images/128.jpg

  280. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:00 pm

    Mueslix Pussy

  281. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:01 pm

    Did someone say Numnuts?

  282. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:01 pm

    Honey-Nitcomb

  283. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:03 pm

    Cream Of Cleat

  284. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:03 pm

    Cinnamon Toast Hunch

  285. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:04 pm

    >>Cinnamon Toast Hunch

    with essence of Lauraw

  286. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:05 pm

    Toe Jam on Toast

  287. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:06 pm

    Kellogg’s Progeria Puffs

  288. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:08 pm

    The English Patient Cereal

  289. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:09 pm

    Quentin Crisps

  290. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 3:10 pm

    Bart-O-Meal :)

  291. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:10 pm

    Honey Bunches of Loneliness

  292. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:12 pm

    Colon Crunchberries

    free rectal scope prize inside!

  293. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 3:12 pm

    Billy Mays’ Kaboom Cereal

  294. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:12 pm

    Cranberry Almond Divorce

  295. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:15 pm

    Gonads!

    collect both Gonads toys, Lefty and Righty

  296. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:18 pm

    Alec Baldwin’s Thoughtless Little Pig Clusters

  297. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:18 pm

    Strawberry shortbus cake

  298. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:19 pm

    Pancakes with choade syrup.

  299. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:20 pm

    Blueberry Disappointment Squares

  300. “You’re the Milkman’s Kid” Flakes. A surprise in every bite!

  301. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:20 pm

    Gonorrhea Granules

  302. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:21 pm

    Strawberry shortbus

    Hahahahaha.

    + 500 points

  303. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:21 pm

    Ben Dover Bisquits.

  304. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:23 pm

    Fungustibles

  305. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:24 pm

    Apple Critters

  306. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:24 pm

    Schizoids!

    So delicious you’ll lose your mind with every spoonful!

  307. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:25 pm

    Kellogg’s special KY

  308. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:28 pm

    Obsessive Compulsive Bran Flakes

    You can’t have just one bowl!!!

    You MUST have exactly 4 1/2 bowls.

  309. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:29 pm

    That OC Bran Flakes was a good bit, Bart. Haha.

  310. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:31 pm

    Florida OJ – you will kill for it

  311. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm

    Granny Smith Adams Apples

  312. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm

    Paranoid Puffs

    Wiin a trip to Disney World, details inside!!

    *many will enter, few will win*

    *you won’t win, the world is against you*

  313. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:33 pm

    Spiderman Flakes – now with extra cobwebs.

  314. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:35 pm

    Alzheimer’s Chex – a taste you will forget.

  315. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:37 pm

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO’s

  316. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:38 pm

    Post Orgasm Chunks ‘n’ Flakes

  317. Infidel Flakes. Now with even more pork flavor!

  318. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:41 pm

    Anna Nicolios

    *8 essential vitamins and oxycodone*

    *Anna Nicole toy breast implants prize inside!!!*

  319. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:41 pm

    Frosted Ahmadinejads

  320. Placenta Bran. Not just for Scientologists any more!

  321. Slaughter House Five Flakes–Finish the box before you even begin eating it!

  322. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:44 pm

    Raisin Nut Sac

  323. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:45 pm

    Post Nasal Drip

  324. Prozac Poridge. It tastes like shit, but you won’t care.

  325. Comment by Bart on June 2, 2008 3:46 pm

    Post Partum Depression

  326. WB Shredded Tweet. It did see a puddy tat!

  327. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:48 pm

    Post Partum Depression

    Hahahaha!!

  328. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:49 pm

    pudenda pudding

  329. Milwaukee’s Best Flakes. Beer isn’t just for lunch anymore.

  330. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:53 pm

    Punani sandwich

  331. Pravda Puffs: The Official Cereal of the Obama Household Since 1997! Now with even more truthiness for average white people.

  332. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:54 pm

    Ass flavored buscuits – your dog will love them too

  333. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:54 pm

    Milwaukee’s Best Flakes

    HA!

    *BARF!!*

  334. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 3:55 pm

    General Mills Strawberry Afterbirth Chunks

  335. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:55 pm

    Arugula Crunch – now with more blame-whitey clusters.

  336. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 3:56 pm

    >>General Mills Strawberry Afterbirth Chunks

    Gah!

  337. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 3:56 pm

    Punani sandwich

    *waits for rosetta to give tushar shit for not sticking to the cereal theme

    *whistles
    *twiddles thumbs
    *holds breath
    *turns blue
    *dies

  338. Tonya Harding’s Bully Crunch. If you can’t beat them, have them beaten!

  339. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:01 pm

    PJ Momma, I thought I will expand the ouvre.

  340. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:06 pm

    What the fuck Tushar? Sandwich??!

    – 10,000 points

  341. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:06 pm

    Post Sugar Sandwich Flakes

  342. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 4:06 pm

    There Will Be Blood

  343. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:08 pm

    Hahahahahaha.

    I like that one, PB.

    Kellogg’s School of Management Loops

  344. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:10 pm

    Post McChiimpbushitlerburtondieboldnobloodforoilblackhawkimpeachnow Crunch

  345. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:11 pm

    Ok, I will just leave now.

  346. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:13 pm

    Cap’n Diarrhea

  347. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:20 pm

    Did someone say Numnuts?

    Which is why I knew it was clever.

  348. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:20 pm

    Ok, I will just leave now.

    No no no. Stay and make more sandwich funny.

  349. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:21 pm

    Metamuesli

  350. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:21 pm

    There Is One Poison Crunchberry In This Box

  351. Odorless, Tasteless Iocaine Power Crunch…As You Wish!

  352. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:24 pm

    Well, if you insist twice…

    Fiery Burrito – burns you up on it’s way in, and out.

  353. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:24 pm

    There Is One Poison Crunchberry In This Box

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  354. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:24 pm

    >>Metamuesli

    Metamueslihoon

  355. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:25 pm

    Kellogg’s Cunnilingus Crunch

  356. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:26 pm

    Post Internal Twins

  357. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:26 pm

    For our terrorists friends:

    Cluster Bombs

    w/extra bacon

  358. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:27 pm

    Malt-O-Plague

  359. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:28 pm

    Liberal Chex – plain nutty, or extra flaky, but always fruity – now with extra carbon credits.

  360. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:28 pm

    Al Gore’s Fat Fucker Squares

  361. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:29 pm

    Oralteen

  362. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:29 pm

    Kellogg’s Gland Berries

  363. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:30 pm

    Analteen

  364. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:30 pm

    Gang Bang Chex

  365. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:30 pm

    Almond Pooter Crunch – with that rotten almond taste.

  366. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:31 pm

    Dahmer Nut Crunch

  367. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:31 pm

    Curry Puffs

  368. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:32 pm

    Joe Weider’s Shrunken Testicle Pebbles

  369. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:32 pm

    >>Curry Puffs

    Your ass will explode with delight.

  370. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:32 pm

    Royale With Cheese

  371. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:33 pm

    Jizz Berries

  372. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:34 pm

    Sugar-coated Retard Helmets

  373. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:36 pm

    Skin Flakes & Biopsied Moles That Look Like Chocolate Chips

  374. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:36 pm

    Post Fuck Off Nut ‘n’ Berry Crunch

  375. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:37 pm

    Kellogg’s Gerbilberries

  376. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:38 pm

    old wound scabs – topped with pus custard

  377. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:39 pm

    General Mills Crippling Insecurity Clusters

  378. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:40 pm

    Your Mom Didn’t Survive The Accident Crispies

  379. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:41 pm

    Post Rolled Up Bits Of Tinfoil Crunch

  380. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:42 pm

    Quasimodo Grahams

  381. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:42 pm

    Your Mom Didn’t Survive The Accident Crispies

    Hahahaha! That’s my favorite theme. Breaking terrible news to the kid.

  382. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:43 pm

    pooterbutter candy

  383. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:44 pm

    Your Going To Go Live With Your Aunt in Texas For A Few Months Berries

  384. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:47 pm

    Rover is going to go live on a farm snaps

  385. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:49 pm

    Liver Pops

  386. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:51 pm

    Pig Newtons

  387. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:52 pm

    Hillarys Cankleberry crunch – for a cackling good time

  388. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 4:52 pm

    Penis Smacks

  389. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 4:52 pm

    You’re Going To Tell People You Fell Off Your Bike Do You Hear Me? Squares

  390. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:53 pm

    Boogerlumps

  391. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:53 pm

    Darfur Rape Nuts

  392. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:53 pm

    w/ extra genocide

  393. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 4:54 pm

    frosted pig entrails

  394. Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:56 pm

    Pinworm Puffs

  395. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 4:57 pm

    Dammit, I should have left it at:

    Rape Nuts

    Can’t believe that was still out there

  396. Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:58 pm

    Post Coital Crunch

  397. Comment by Dave in Texas on June 2, 2008 4:59 pm

    Snake-Ums

  398. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:15 pm

    Panda Pieces

  399. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:16 pm

    Bloody Stool Puffs

  400. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:16 pm

    Hymen Pops

  401. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 5:18 pm

    >>Darfur Rape Nuts

    Sweetened with Rape-a-dura

  402. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 5:20 pm

    PJ Momma scares me. Her imagination is wild, her gaze is piercing, and she wants to eat my babies.

  403. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:21 pm

    Only their thighs Tushar. I just know they’re moist and plump.

  404. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 5:27 pm

    When I took them to the doc for shots the other day, the nurse said, “Ooh, you brought me turkey legs!”

    I sometimes nibble on them too, and they squeal with laughter. What the heck, I am going home.

  405. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2008 5:28 pm

    Chocolate Covered Anchor Babies

  406. Comment by caliban on June 2, 2008 5:29 pm

    Ben & Jerry’s Chlamiydia dripple. More than just the tatse, now with the smell!!

  407. Comment by Stephen on June 2, 2008 5:30 pm

    Spontaneous Abort-O Bit ‘n’ Clots.
    “Look what I found on the floor Mom, yum!”

  408. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:37 pm

    Tourette’s Shit Fuck Piss Snaps

  409. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:38 pm

    Burnt To A Crispies

  410. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:38 pm

    Hymen Pops

    Hahahahaha! Good one.

  411. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:39 pm

    Habenero Pops

  412. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:40 pm

    Corn OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS!! Crunch

  413. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:40 pm

    Corn Holes

  414. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:42 pm

    Bar Swill Bran

  415. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:44 pm

    Marion THAT BITCH SET ME UP! Berries

  416. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:45 pm

    Bourbon Bran

    I’d eat it.

  417. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:45 pm

    Sugar Lips ‘n’ Assholes

  418. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:46 pm

    Meaties

  419. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:46 pm

    You’re My Least Favorite Child Chex

  420. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:46 pm

    Your Father Never Loved Mommy And Now I Have Proof He’s Fucking His Secretary And I Will Take Him For Everything He’s Got Flakes

  421. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:47 pm

    Uhhhhh…..okay…….

  422. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:47 pm

    what?

  423. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:48 pm

    Now Everyone’s Uncomfortable Berries

  424. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:48 pm

    Toasted Geraldo Puffs

  425. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:50 pm

    Colon Blow

    http://www.colonblow.com/

  426. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:50 pm

    Monistat Yeasties

  427. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:51 pm

    Larry King’s Old People’s Smell Krispies

  428. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:52 pm

    Kellogg’s FAIL! Flakes

  429. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:52 pm

    Ben Gay-O’s

  430. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:53 pm

    Transvestite Toasties

  431. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:54 pm

    Sugary Circumcision ‘n’ Labiaplasty Chunks

  432. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:54 pm

    Change Your Own Diaper You Fucking Piece Of Shit Loops

  433. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 5:56 pm

    Mommy’s Bitter Bran

  434. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 5:56 pm

    Splooge

  435. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:57 pm

    Nuts ‘n’ Shrimp Lasagna

  436. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:57 pm

    STFU’s

  437. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 5:58 pm

    Bambi’s Dead Mother Clusters

  438. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:01 pm

    The Big O O’s

  439. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:02 pm

    Well this thread is going in the Hall of Shame for SURE now.

    For some reason I think this one could go on forever.

  440. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:04 pm

    Fucksticks ‘n’ Hatenuts

  441. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:06 pm

    Chocolate F Bombs

  442. Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 6:11 pm

    Bill O’Reilly’s Loofah Lumps

  443. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:12 pm

    NAMBLA Grahams

  444. Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:12 pm

    Strangers Have The Best Candy Crunch

  445. Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:13 pm

    Choco Enimals

  446. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:15 pm

    Cinnamon Toast Cunts

  447. Cream of Creepy Bachelor Neighbor

  448. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:15 pm

    Ped-O’s

  449. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:16 pm

    This Will Be Our LIttle Secret Crunch

  450. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:16 pm

    Frosted Mini Cleats

  451. Comment by doubleplusundead on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm

    Buboe Bites

  452. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm

    Frosted Mini Teats

  453. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm

    Heh, “someone” just put this thread on the sidebar at AoS and linked it to their comment.

    Hubris Snaps

  454. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm

    Frosted Mini Feet

  455. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:17 pm

    Crapple Jacks

  456. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:18 pm

    Glue Berry

  457. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:19 pm

    My guess is ++undead

  458. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:19 pm

    Nope

  459. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:20 pm

    O

  460. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:20 pm

    Click the link on the sidebar

    Clueless Puffs

  461. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:21 pm

    We Can Only Afford to Keep One of You Bran

  462. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:21 pm

    oh so it shows up on dave and laura’s comments so one of them

  463. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm

    Day After Crunch Berries

  464. Comment by dri on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm

    Mommy’s Going to Die Because of Something You Did Honey Bites

  465. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:22 pm

    We Can Only Afford to Keep One of You Bran

    HAHAHAHAHA! Uh, I mean, that’s not very funny. Not at all.

  466. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:23 pm

    These Taste Better if you Throw a Screaming Tantrum on the Floor in the Cereal Aisle Chex

  467. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:24 pm

    It’s Your Fault Daddy Doesn’t Love Mommy Anymore Flakes

  468. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:24 pm

    Your mom does Trix

  469. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm

    The Wet Spot Flakes

  470. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm

    Post Choadies

  471. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm

    Reese’s Puffs Weed

  472. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:25 pm

    Tea Bagging Toasties

  473. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:26 pm

    Raw Macaroni and Vinegar

  474. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:26 pm

    Litter Box Clumpies

  475. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:27 pm

    Rusty Trombones

  476. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:27 pm

    Lucky You Didn’t Get Crabs Charms

  477. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:27 pm

    Litter Box Clumpies

    hahahaha, I call those almond roca

  478. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:28 pm

    Andrea Yates Got Away With It O’s

  479. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:28 pm

    Sugar Scrotum Smaks

  480. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:28 pm

    Raising Brats

  481. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:29 pm

    Honey Bunches of Toads

  482. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:29 pm

    A Hot Packet of Gravel

    (Only for privileged children)

  483. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Fellayshi O’s

  484. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Honey Bunches of Haggis

  485. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Die You Fat Bastard Bars

  486. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Screaming Dean-O’s

  487. Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Wop Tarts

  488. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    Fellayshi O’s!!!
    ROFL!

  489. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:30 pm

    “Fellayshi O’s”

    HA!

  490. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:31 pm

    Bacon Crunch

  491. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:31 pm

    Cool Ranch Cheerios

  492. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm

    Chinky-O’s

  493. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm

    I think I’m done

  494. Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm

    Frosted Dandruff Flakes

  495. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:33 pm

    Jalapenos and Tom Collins Mixer

  496. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 6:34 pm

    The Odds that You Will Choke on this are Extremely Low, So Seriously, Just Don’t Even Think About it; We’re Sorry We Even Mentioned It Bran

  497. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:37 pm

    I slept with your sister grahams

  498. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:40 pm

    You like those “graham” ones don’t you mesa?

  499. Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:41 pm

    frosted mini-poisonous spiders

  500. Deliverance-Os.

  501. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:42 pm

    Cinnamon Toast Cunts

    Aprilwine, will you marry me?

  502. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:42 pm

    Corn In Your Stool Pops

  503. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:43 pm

    Squeal Like a Pig-O’s

  504. Midnight Munchie Os.

  505. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:43 pm

    Mommy’s Going to Die Because of Something You Did Honey Bites

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  506. Oh yeah, this is soooo gonna be some college Psych major’s thesis paper.

  507. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:44 pm

    PJ,

    Let Go Of My Leg-O’s

  508. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:44 pm

    Rock Hudson’s Nuts ‘n’ AIDS

  509. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:46 pm

    Let Go Of My Leg-O’s

    HAHAHAHAHA!
    I’m working out mesa, better watch out

  510. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:48 pm

    Larry Craig Is Not Gay Loops

  511. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 6:49 pm

    Cinnamon Butt Munch

  512. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:51 pm

    Whole Grain Man Berries

  513. Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 6:51 pm

    >>Heh, “someone” just put this thread on the sidebar at AoS and linked it to their comment.

    laura brings the funny but dave brings the love

  514. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:52 pm

    KIX ASS

  515. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm

    awwwwwwwww.

    so what are you trying to say dave?

  516. Comment by adolfo_velasquez on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm

    Honey Bunches of Cancer

  517. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm

    You Don’t Have Friends Because Your Parents Are Poor Berries

  518. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm

    Rosetta, where’s the ring?

  519. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:53 pm

    Uncle Dave’s Inappropriate Touch Crunch

  520. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm

    Honey Bunches of Cancer

    hahahaha

  521. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm

    LOL PJ!

  522. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm

    Cancer Clusters

  523. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 6:55 pm

    Hahahaha. Here you go, Aprilwine:

    http://wadias.in/site/arzan/blog/wp-content/images/2Karat_engagement_ring.jpg

  524. Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 6:56 pm

    Do Another Cartwheel for Uncle Davey There’s a Good Girl Granola

  525. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:56 pm

    Diaphragm Donut O’s

  526. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 6:57 pm

    2 carots..ok I will!

  527. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:00 pm

    Coco Paralysis Neck Snaps

  528. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:01 pm

    2 carots..ok I will!

    YAY!!!! You tell Mr Aprilwine and I will tell Mrs Rosetta.

  529. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:02 pm

    White Devil Delights

  530. Assume the Position Pops

  531. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:03 pm

    Slutberry Crunch

  532. Twinkle Toes Os

  533. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:03 pm

    YAY!!!! You tell Mr Aprilwine and I will tell Mrs Rosetta.

    Uh, excuse me rosetta? What does this have to do with cereal?

    But if you guys decide to tell your significant others, can I watch?

  534. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:06 pm

    Tastes Like Shit Because Your Mom’s On Welfare Squares

  535. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:07 pm

    Hah!

    Food Stamp Flakes

  536. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:09 pm

    Kellogg’s Frosted Manbearpigs

  537. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:10 pm

    Motherfucking Crispies In This Motherfucking Box

  538. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:11 pm

    They’re All Scheming Against You Bran

  539. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:12 pm

    Lee Harvey O’s

  540. Comment by mesablue on June 2, 2008 7:12 pm

    Don’t Taze Me BrO’s

  541. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:13 pm

    Daddy’s Thinking About Writing You Out of the WIll

    *Bonus! Free Knife Inside!*

  542. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:15 pm

    Habanero Sardine ‘n’ Egg Crunch

  543. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:16 pm

    Because You’re Fat Diet And The Kids At School Don’t LIke You Diet Bran Flakes

  544. Skanky Os…for the 13 and going on 30 set!

  545. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:16 pm

    Don’t Taze Me BrO’s

    Hahahaha! I like that one.

  546. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:17 pm

    Post Office

  547. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:20 pm

    You Get Cheap Cereal Cuz Mommy Needs This Money For Blow Flakes

  548. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:21 pm

    Mommy Has A Butt Plug In Her Top Dresser Drawer Chex

  549. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:22 pm

    Kellogg’s Red Tide Chunks

  550. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:22 pm

    You Put That Toy Down, That’s Mommy’s Little Pink Toy And She Has No Idea How It Got In Your Cereal Box Bran Flakes

  551. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:22 pm

    Mary Worth’s Sensible O’s

  552. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:23 pm

    Vincent Price Krispies

  553. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:24 pm

    Turkish Prison Delight

  554. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:24 pm

    No Amber Altert For You Pebbles

  555. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:25 pm

    Al PacinO’s

  556. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:27 pm

    Toasted Coat Hangers ‘n’ Electrical Outlets

  557. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:28 pm

    Clorox Crunchies

  558. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:28 pm

    Frosted Jenkem Berries

  559. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:29 pm

    Dran-O’s

  560. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 7:30 pm

    Opium O’s

  561. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:30 pm

    Book ‘Em Dan-O’s

  562. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:31 pm

    Third World Country Health Inspector Bran

  563. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:32 pm

    You Have No Friends Because You’re Autistic Flakes

  564. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:32 pm

    Radiator Fluid ‘N Jaundice

  565. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:34 pm

    You’re 13 & It’s Time To Start Having Babies Polygamist Squares

  566. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:35 pm

    Radiator Fluid ‘N Jaundice

    Hahahaha. Good combo.

  567. Turkish Customs Cavity Search Grahams.

  568. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:36 pm

    Crying Causes Cancer Chex

  569. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:38 pm

    There Is A Sexual Predator Living Next Door Berries

  570. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:40 pm

    Apple Baby Caskets

  571. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:40 pm

    O’s! The Official Breakfast Cereal of Oprah Winfrey

  572. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:41 pm

    Teacher Needs to See You After Class Because You’ve Been Baaaaaaaaaaaad Flakes

  573. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:44 pm

    Kellogg’s Nuts, Clams & Fear

  574. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 7:44 pm

    Bambam’s G-O-ing Post-al

  575. Burqua Crunch Cereal, for that veiled taste of Koran and camel.

  576. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:49 pm

    Charles Kuralt-O-Meal

  577. Chewy Os By Trojan.

  578. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:52 pm

    If Mommy Loved You She Would Buy You A Pony O’s

  579. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:53 pm

    “Charles Kuralt-O-Meal”

    HA!

  580. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:53 pm

    Al Franken’sberries

  581. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:54 pm

    Jeff Flakes

  582. Al Franken’sberries: Each box is tax free!

    Fixed it for ya!

  583. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:54 pm

    Mr Aprilwine didn’t take the news too well.

    Pick up some Body Bag Buddies on your way home will ya?

  584. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:55 pm

    Crack Oat Bran

  585. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:55 pm

    Dandruff Flakes

  586. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:55 pm

    Kellogg’s All Post Cereal Sucks Donkey Nuts ‘n’ Honey

  587. Roofies Crunch

  588. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:56 pm

    Freecreditreport.com Berries

  589. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:56 pm

    Gin. Straight Up.

  590. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:56 pm

    Life’s A Bitch Than You Die

  591. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:56 pm

    Pick up some Body Bag Buddies on your way home will ya?

    Hahahaha. DONE!!

  592. Domestic “Disagreements” Flakes: One Committment That’s Easy to Keep!

  593. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 7:57 pm

    Someone needs to photoshop these.

    Every single one of them.

    By tomorrow at noon.

  594. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:57 pm

    Toss Your Cookie Crisp

  595. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:57 pm

    You Dad Killed Himself Because You Were Born Chex

  596. Technicolor Yawn Crunch: When Dinner Is Better for Breakfast!

  597. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 7:59 pm

    ‘Mary Worth’s Sensible O’s”

    Sobek’s 87 years old?

  598. Projectile Vomit: Its not just for dogs anymore.

  599. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 7:59 pm

    Nookie Crisp

  600. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 7:59 pm

    Your Mom Left Because Your Dad Is A Fruit Loop

  601. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:00 pm

    Life is Pain

  602. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:01 pm

    Someone needs to photoshop these.

    Every single one of them.

    By tomorrow at noon.

    HA!! The project would employ dozens.

  603. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:02 pm

    “Sobek’s 87 years old?”

    Hey, you have to admit that’s a terrible name for children’s cereal.

    Cookie Crips

  604. Outrage! Os. Killing Infidels Since 900 B.C.

  605. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:02 pm

    Maple And Marijuana Squares

  606. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    Goatse Toasties

  607. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    Barney Frank’s Crackhouse’s Frosted Froot

  608. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    Almond and Afternoon Delight

  609. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    General Mills White Power Flakes

  610. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    Cookie Bloods – it’s on!

  611. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:03 pm

    Black Tar Heroin Bran

  612. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm

    You Left Your Panties In My Car Krispies

  613. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm

    Drop Dead Almond Squares

  614. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm

    Bolivian Bran — Now with 30% Fewer Tarantulas!

  615. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:04 pm

    Chocolate Frosted F Bombs

  616. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:05 pm

    Obam-Os Milk and Chocolate Cereal

  617. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:05 pm

    You’re A Fucking Loser Kill Yourself Krispies

  618. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm

    Fuzzy Wuzzy Faux-Prosperity – now with piano leg marshmallows!

  619. Comment by pajama momma on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm

    Someone needs to photoshop these.

    I nominate, oh um, I don’t know………………sobek?

  620. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm

    Snap! Crack My Pop

  621. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:06 pm

    Jimmy Crack Corn Flakes And I Don’t Care!

  622. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:07 pm

    AntiX
    (Shenanigans or enemy of God? You decide with every bite!)

  623. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm

    Donkey Kong Is Hung Crunch

  624. Comment by Don Carne on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm

    Dingleberry Crunch

  625. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm

    Scatman’s Brown Mushy Squares

  626. Comment by daveintexas on June 2, 2008 8:08 pm

    Strawberry Ripple Cheery-Hos

  627. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:09 pm

    Bathhouse Specially-Frosted Flakes

  628. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:13 pm

    Special K

  629. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:13 pm

    Obam-Os Milk and Chocolate Cereal

    New and Improved

  630. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:13 pm

    ::::crickets::::::

  631. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:14 pm

    Deaneo’s Screameos

  632. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:14 pm

    Cankle Crisp

  633. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:15 pm

    Masterbating with Industrial Machinery Nut Crunch

  634. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:15 pm

    WickedPinto’s Pink Taco Marshmallow Delight
    (I dunno, he made a big point about liking pink tacos.)

  635. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:15 pm

    Barry Bonds Juiced Pops

  636. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:15 pm

    WJC’s Blue Dress Cereal – just add milk!

  637. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:16 pm

    Instapundit Juiced Pups

  638. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:16 pm

    Brown Eye Pops, Now with KY!

  639. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:17 pm

    Bathhouse Specially-Frosted Flakes

    Hahahaha!

  640. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:17 pm

    John Kerry Waffle Crisp

  641. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:19 pm

    Suicide Is Always An Option Bran

  642. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:19 pm

    Smore Grahams Because You Eat Too Much You Fat Whore

  643. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:19 pm

    The Da Vinci Code Sacred Feminine Vesica Piscis Marshmallow Cereal

  644. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 8:20 pm

    Billy Jeff’s Semen Flakes

  645. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:20 pm

    Smore Grahams Because You Eat Too Much You Fat Whore

    HAHAHAHA!!!

  646. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:21 pm

    Cream of Pete

  647. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:22 pm

    Queerios

  648. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:22 pm

    Flatliner Crunch

  649. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 8:23 pm

    Complete Idiots

  650. Comment by Sobek on June 2, 2008 8:25 pm

    Apple Cracks

  651. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 8:25 pm

    Halal Islamist Cereal – an explosive experience!

  652. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:29 pm

    Kellogg’s Waterboarding Chex

  653. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:30 pm

    Why Don’t You Eat Another Bowl You Fat Fucker Crunch

  654. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 8:36 pm

    The Video Professor Totally Nude Flakes

  655. Comment by bobaloo on June 2, 2008 9:07 pm

    Grapenuts.

    What, it’s taken?

  656. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 9:09 pm

    Grapetesticles is available.

  657. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:12 pm

    Post Grope Nuts

  658. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 9:12 pm

    658 comments. For shame.

  659. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 9:12 pm

    Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Flakes

  660. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:13 pm

    Hairy Ainus Swirls

  661. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:14 pm

    Brown eye for the straight guy crunch

  662. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:14 pm

    Poopsicles

  663. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:15 pm

    Skid Marks Special Mix

  664. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 9:15 pm

    For shame.

    Hahahaha!

    And this all started with you asking about Sugar Pops. It’s your fault.

  665. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:16 pm

    Is that mustard or something else? O’s

  666. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:17 pm

    Anal Wart Krisps

  667. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:18 pm

    The postman always knocks you up twice chex.

  668. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 9:23 pm

    Chris Matthew’s Chocolate and cream tingles

  669. Comment by PattyAnn on June 2, 2008 9:27 pm

    “It’s your fault.”

    I’m not taking the blame for this one. It was Mrs. Rosetta and her annal (sic-k) cereal that started this whole thing downhill.

  670. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:33 pm

    Special K-Y.

  671. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:36 pm

    Mookie Crisp

  672. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:38 pm

    Teeth-on-the-tip Smacks

  673. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 9:41 pm

    Uncle Pervy- Ohs

  674. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 10:05 pm

    Kellogg’s Bacon Stripes

  675. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 10:09 pm

    Your Grandma Jean Is A Fucking Lesbian Toast Crunch

  676. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 10:18 pm

    I gave your mom a dirty sanchez Pops

  677. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 10:22 pm

    OH MY FUCK!!!! CALL 9-1-1!!!!! Berries

  678. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 10:25 pm

    Daddy Didn’t Get The Job Unfrosted Disgusting Wheat Biscuits

  679. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 10:35 pm

    Geschwindigkeitsteufel Pops

  680. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2008 10:36 pm

    That queasy sensation pops

  681. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 10:47 pm

    The Milled Corn, Sugar, Corn Syrup, Molasses, Salt, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (One or More of: Coconut, Cottonseed, and Soybean), Sodium Ascorbate and Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin A), Niacinamide, Zinc Oxide, Reduced Iron, Wheat Starch, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Vitamin A Palmitate, BHT, Annatto Color, Folic Acid, Vitamin D, and Vitamin B12 Pops.

    (The original was in all caps so I typed that entire thing out. You’re welcome.)

  682. Comment by Dave on June 2, 2008 10:48 pm

    Schmucklets

  683. Comment by Rosetta on June 2, 2008 10:51 pm

    (The original was in all caps so I typed that entire thing out. You’re welcome.)

    It would have been funnier with all caps.

  684. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 10:54 pm

    I am not one to shout at you all.

    LOUD POPS! Perfect for Grandpa!

  685. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 10:58 pm

    Heavy Flo Maxi Wheats

  686. Comment by Muslihoon on June 2, 2008 11:00 pm

    Heavy Flo Maxi Wheats

    With Special Sauce

  687. Comment by aprilwine on June 2, 2008 11:18 pm

    688 comments!! That’s Gotta Be A Record!

  688. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:33 pm

    Frosted Shredded Man-Meat

  689. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:35 pm

    So-good-I-want-to-dip-my-balls-in-it Nut Crunch

  690. Comment by Rich J on June 2, 2008 11:36 pm

    Honey Bunches of The Barbed Cock of Satan

  691. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 2, 2008 11:41 pm

    Naughty Bits

    * with pictures of nekkid ladies in every box!

  692. Comment by Sobek on June 3, 2008 12:04 am

    Sitzpinklers

  693. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 12:04 am

    I Wish You Were Never Born- Ee-Ohs. Daily Recommended Allowance of Regret in Every Spoonful.

  694. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 12:16 am

    Spitzerios – risky business!

  695. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 12:26 am

    Too-Bad-That-Abortion-Didn’t-Take Flakes. Two Scoops of Parental Neglect in every box.

  696. Comment by Nigel on June 3, 2008 12:44 am

    You guys are all disgusting. I’m appalled. What are you… a bunch of Morons?

  697. Comment by daveintexas on June 3, 2008 12:45 am

    Count Crotchula

  698. Comment by oh thats rich :l on June 3, 2008 1:38 am

    Columbine Smackeroos
    Obamanatrix
    Soylent Chex

  699. Comment by Sobek on June 3, 2008 1:46 am

    Larry Flynt’s Penicill-O’s

  700. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:41 am

    Scott McClellan Flakes.

    Not just a cereal; a complete, descriptive sentence, too!

    Now with more asshole!

  701. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:43 am

    Farrakahn Flakes with two scoops of Hate Whitey in every bowl!

  702. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:44 am

    Inverted Nipple Crunch

  703. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:44 am

    Inverted NippIe Crunch

  704. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:46 am

    gangrene crunch

  705. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:47 am

    Korean Krispies ***FREE dog collar in every box***

  706. Comment by IickyIicky on June 3, 2008 2:48 am

    Dementia Squares

  707. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 am

    Buttplug Bites – shove them up your …. mouth

  708. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 am

    Rat meat Rollups

  709. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:29 am

    Essence of Sewer

  710. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 am

    Frosted Owl Droppings

  711. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 am

    A fistful of fistula.

  712. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:36 am

    Turducken flavored Cereal – now with more turds.

  713. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:42 am

    BTW Tushar, I was not picking on you yesterday. I was giving rosetta a hard time and you were a casualty

  714. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 9:46 am

    Post Frosted Sodomy Squares

  715. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 9:46 am

    Lance Armstrong’s Nut ‘n’ Honey

  716. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:03 am

    If this one has already been done, I apologize:

    Cornhole-ios

  717. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:05 am

    Cereal Killer Crunch

  718. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:05 am

    No probs, PJM

    PJM flakes – with an extra helping of teh crazy.

  719. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:06 am

    I take that last one back. Don’t want to turn this into a flame thread.

  720. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:07 am

    pamplona meatballs – size depends on who won.

  721. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 10:13 am

    PJM flakes – with an extra helping of teh crazy.

    sounds delicious! ;)

  722. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:20 am

    Invading-your-personal-space-and-inserting-myself-in-your-conversation Clusters

  723. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:29 am

    Honey Bunches of Awkward Silence

  724. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:33 am

    Hard Rock cereal – recommended by Dentists who want your business.

  725. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:34 am

    Clusterfcuk Clusters

  726. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:38 am

    Looking-Down-Your-Blouse Pops

  727. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 10:41 am

    Daddy Spent Our Rent & Food Money On Hookers Unfrosted Weetabix

  728. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 10:45 am

    You Suck At Kickball You Fat Fuck Loops

  729. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:46 am

    I-Can-Do-This-All-Day-Because-I-My-Job-Sucks Flakes

  730. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 10:46 am

    Hahahahaha!

  731. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 10:49 am

    I TOLD YOU NO WIRE HANGERS!!! Chex

  732. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:49 am

    Spanking the Monkey Crunch.

  733. Comment by daveintexas on June 3, 2008 10:51 am

    Crispy Batwings

  734. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:53 am

    Want to Touch My Monkey Pops

  735. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:54 am

    Puffed Nipples

  736. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:57 am

    Going-For-1000 Clusters

  737. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 10:59 am

    Horny Bunches of Dirty Old Men

  738. Comment by Nigel on June 3, 2008 11:15 am

    Don’t you Morons have anything better to do with your time?

    (Wait… What was I thinking? Of course you don’t…)

  739. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 11:15 am

    Money Shot Facial Flakes

  740. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 11:18 am

    Nigelflakes – provide your own milk!

  741. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 11:18 am

    Yeah, like surfing pr0n at work. That’s productive isn’t it?

  742. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 11:19 am

    Office Crunch – crunchy cereal to drown our your boss’s useless droning!

  743. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 11:20 am

    McCain Flakes – what your great-great-great-great-grandparents used to eat!

  744. Comment by Nigel on June 3, 2008 11:23 am

    Nigelflakes – provide your own milk!

    Crap. I knew I should have known that was coming…er…going to happen.

  745. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:34 am

    Honey Bunches of Helen Thomas

  746. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:40 am

    Granulated Jenkem-berries, with an extra helping of spite.

  747. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 11:56 am

    poopsie-rolls – now in brown and vomit green

  748. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 12:26 pm

    Kid’s Cereal, Now With Actual Kids!!

  749. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 12:35 pm

    Gheylogg’s fabulous cereal v/s Queeri Os.

    Hmmm….tough choice

  750. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 1:10 pm

    Now that we have reached 750 comments, here are the most prolific people:

    Sobek: 47 Comments
    Mesablue: 61 Comments
    Tushar: 76 Comments
    PJ Momma: 86 Comments
    Rosetta: 232 Comments!

    Rosetta wins by a landslide!

  751. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 1:12 pm

    Surely Rich J has a boatload, no?

    Did you count these by hand Tushar? Do you hate your job?

  752. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 1:20 pm

    Rich J has 25.

    >>Did you count these by hand Tushar?

    Uh, I am a Computer programmer. It took me 17 (or was it 19.8?) seconds to write that counting script.

  753. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 1:54 pm

    I got a late start and I’m semi-retarded.

  754. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 1:59 pm

    I should say that I am only semi-retarded, as opposed to fully retarded like Rosetta. Maybe I too can strive to be fully retarded.

  755. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 2:01 pm

    I mean that as a compliment of course.

  756. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 2:14 pm

    That’s insane!! And embarrassing. 233 comments just by me is concerning. Hahaha.

    When we’ve done these joke-a-lanches before, the thread’s eventually died down. I think maybe we got 300, maybe 400.

    For some reason, kid’s cereal names is a more fertile topic.

    *does detailed analysis on why that is*

  757. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 2:17 pm

    Maybe I too can strive to be fully retarded.

    Rich J, you are closer than you know. Hahaha.

  758. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 2:27 pm

    It’s going to suck schwetty balls when I have to go back and pick the best of this list.

  759. Comment by aprilwine on June 3, 2008 2:55 pm

    Apple Jack Schwetty Balls

  760. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 2:57 pm

    Hahaha.

    Thief!

  761. Fertile Flakes: Prefrred by 13 year old Polygamists Everywhere.

  762. Comment by doubleplusundead on June 3, 2008 4:08 pm

    Queefie Quisps

  763. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:18 pm

    Fwenchios alFiransiyyah – start capitulating to the Islamist horde!

  764. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:20 pm

    Steyn Crunch – become a West-supporting stud! Offend the Islamist hordes!

  765. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:20 pm

    Geoffy Delight – now with more graphs!

  766. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:23 pm

    Sobek Lord Ra Fayyumi Pops – mouth-crushing delight!

  767. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:27 pm

    I’m going to help this get to 1,000 comments. Even if I have to do it all by myself.

  768. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:35 pm

    Mujahidooooooooos – now with 72 virgins! (May or may not include 72 sexually inexperienced overweight over-80 males.)

  769. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:40 pm

    Malt-O-Jihadi

  770. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:42 pm

    Toasted Jihadi Clusters- Now with more high explosive ordinance residue.

  771. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:42 pm

    Sab’un wa Ithnain Zabaib – a truly heavenly breakfast!

  772. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:43 pm

    Big-headed Infidelios – now with sword-shaped marshmallows!

  773. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:44 pm

    …and schrapnel embedded in every morsel.

  774. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:44 pm

    Achashverosh Bites – coupon for a free beauty contest!

  775. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:45 pm

    Dammit. Wasn’t fast enough.

  776. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:46 pm

    Camel Nuts

  777. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:51 pm

    Khaakestaar be-Khaakestaar, Gard be-Gard – Imadinnerjacket’s Post-Apocalyptic Cereal

  778. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 5:52 pm

    Camel Nuts

    Now you can eat your favorite lover!

  779. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 5:53 pm

    Dirka Dirka Dirka Mohammend Jihad Bran Flakes.

  780. Comment by Rich J on June 3, 2008 5:57 pm

    I gotta go home now Toasties.

    I won’t be able to beat this dead horse until much later tonight- ios

    I have a life dammit Pops

  781. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:02 pm

    Hope to see you soon Bites

    Thanks for your help thus far Crunch

  782. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 6:10 pm

    Khaakestaar be-Khaakestaar, Gard be-Gard – Imadinnerjacket’s Post-Apocalyptic Cereal

    Of the funniest so far, that is 783rd of 783.

    I think you may have lost your mind, Muslihoon.

  783. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:12 pm

    I may have lost my mind?

    Sir, that has been accomplished, quite successfully, a long time ago.

    (BTW, that means “Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust” in Persian.)

  784. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 6:13 pm

    I didn’t know the Persians had kid’s cereal.

  785. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:17 pm

    Glowios – Iran’s breakfast cereal when Israel is through with Iran’s nuclear facilities!

  786. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:18 pm

    Homo Crunch – Iran’s favorite breakfast (and lunch and dinner and supper and brunch and linner) cereal!

  787. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:18 pm

    Homo Smash – the Taliban’s favorite cereal for men!

  788. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:19 pm

    I Put a Jihad On You Bites – now you can be a mufti too!

  789. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:20 pm

    Barefoot, Pregnant, Shrouded, and Out of Sight – the Taliban’s favorite cereal for women!

  790. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:20 pm

    Stone Bites – eat for nutrition and then use to punish fornicating adultresses!

  791. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 6:21 pm

    Muslihoon, do you do drugs?

    If not you might want to think about starting.

  792. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:23 pm

    Matzoh Ball and Chicken Broth Bites – you’re a growing boy; nosh, nu!

  793. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:24 pm

    The only drug I’m high on is life.

    And sugar.

    Mostly sugar.

  794. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:25 pm

    Brimley-Os – eat well or the diabeetees demon will possess you and elevate your blood sugar levels!

    Wilford Crunch – eat and appease the demon-god of diabetes!

  795. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:27 pm

    Napa Delight – enjoy what California wines are known for: fruitiness.

  796. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:28 pm

    Flava Flav Pops – for the old, short, clock-wearing, insane celebrities!

  797. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:29 pm

    New York Bites – when you simply have to be certifiably insane and obnoxious!

  798. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:32 pm

    Vicky Pollard Cruchies – yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, summing or nuffink

  799. Comment by Sobek on June 3, 2008 6:44 pm

    800 comments. Impressive.

  800. Comment by Sobek on June 3, 2008 6:50 pm

    Ontari-O’s.

    Every bit as exciting as you would expect from a cereal made in Canada.

  801. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 6:59 pm

    Kevin-Os – pushing amorous women into nettles since AD 498!

  802. Comment by aprilwine on June 3, 2008 7:09 pm

    Mommy, Muslihoon and Rich J Are Scaring Me Krispies

  803. Cyanos-when you’re just sick of their shit.

  804. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 8:38 pm

    Musli, lay off the gulab-jamuns.

  805. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:39 pm

    The Oh My Gosh There Is So Much I Need To Do For My Class’s Group And I Don’t Want To Do It But I Have To Do It And By Tonight Crunchies.

  806. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:45 pm

    Gulab Jamun Rolls – for a sweet, sweet, hyperglycemic day!

  807. Comment by Rosetta on June 3, 2008 8:45 pm

    *shoves dynamite in tailpipe of thread*

    *lights it*

    *runs away*

  808. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:46 pm

    Until you close comments on this, I will not stop until it gets to 1,000.

  809. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:48 pm

    Feh. Dynamite is ineffective. I’m South Asian of Muslim descent, remember? Dynamite is a natural element for us!

  810. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:49 pm

    Dynamite-os! For good Muslim South Asians – eat ‘em or use ‘em on infidels!

  811. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:50 pm

    Pork Pops – the infidelicious cereal!

  812. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 8:50 pm

    Kevin-Os – pushing amorous women into nettles since AD 498!

    nettles hurt. I’ve walked thru those before and it sucked big time. Actually I’ve touched them quite a bit as we had a very untamed backyard when I was a kid.

  813. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:51 pm

    Bangkokporn Pop Pop Pop – a Thai breakfast cereal for adults

  814. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:52 pm

    Gasolin-Os – Daddy Yankee’s explosive and expensive contribution to the breakfast industry

  815. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm

    Cereal Yechizqiyel – for gut yeshivish kinderlach

  816. Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm

    Scabies

  817. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm

    The Hava Nagil-Os – the cereal to make you dance; hora!

  818. Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:55 pm

    Chigger Bites

  819. Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:56 pm

    BigBox Of Tapeworms!

  820. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:56 pm

    Charlie Daniel Pops – for when Satan just won’t let go of you

  821. Comment by lauraw on June 3, 2008 8:58 pm

    This should be an eternal thread, because the ideas really are endless. The only problem is that the mind gets fatigued and really funny things end up going ‘Eh.’

    So it needs to be endless so you can view it with a clean brain from time to time for a laugh. I don’t know how you do that on this blog format. Can it have its own tab, or is it impossible to migrate it over there?

    I don’t know how this thing works.

  822. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 8:59 pm

    L337ski11z Pops

  823. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:04 pm

    Poopeos – what the guy in the picture at the top of the thread is making

  824. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:24 pm

    Grunt O’s – now with no fiber whatsoever.

  825. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:25 pm

    Tort eos – find a free lawyer inside

  826. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:25 pm

    Grunt O’s – now with no fiber whatsoever.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  827. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:26 pm

    Gooberios – breakfast, Texas style

  828. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:27 pm

    My avatar looks like my diet consists of nothing but Grunt Os

  829. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:28 pm

    Arctic O’s – frosted with real frost – a frostbite in every bite

  830. Comment by pajama momma on June 3, 2008 9:29 pm

    So it needs to be endless so you can view it with a clean brain from time to time for a laugh. I don’t know how you do that on this blog format. Can it have its own tab, or is it impossible to migrate it over there?

    I think it’s supposed to go in the comment hall of shame which is in the left hand side bar.

  831. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:31 pm

    CaliforniO’s – a boobjob in every pack

  832. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:32 pm

    BJ Clinton Chex – blowjobs and illicit sex.

  833. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:33 pm

    Goatse Grahams – Goes in with a crunch, comes out with a bang.

  834. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:35 pm

    Fuck O’s – gives you that screwed over feeling

  835. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:35 pm

    Californicat-Os – monogamy is for squares

  836. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:36 pm

    Crapberry clusters

  837. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:38 pm

    Smegma flakes – no need to add cream

  838. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:39 pm

    Brokeback Biscuits – bring home the homo

  839. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:41 pm

    Folsom Street Flakes – for a whipping good time

  840. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 9:51 pm

    Tarantul O’s – a taste that crawls up on you

  841. We Todd Did Crunch…for the commentors who keep flogging the dead horse in Dean Wormer’s Office.

  842. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:52 pm

    Masala Mix – for a fiery morning!

  843. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:53 pm

    Fire Island Flakes – lighten your loafers

  844. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:54 pm

    Soviet Pops – cereal eat you

  845. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 9:56 pm

    The Wright Crisps – for when you hate whitey and America

  846. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:00 pm

    Sum O’s – Japanese cereal for weight gain

  847. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 10:03 pm

    Paris Hilton

  848. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 10:04 pm

    Yvan Eht Nioj Jacks – delicious cereal with harmless message, no subliminal message at all

  849. Comment by Tushar on June 3, 2008 10:08 pm

    Janet Reno Jacks – works as an aphrodisiac

  850. Comment by Muslihoon on June 3, 2008 10:42 pm

    You forgot an “Off” there.

  851. Comment by vortexoffreedom on June 4, 2008 12:00 am

    Pedi-O’s

  852. Comment by Captain Thark on June 4, 2008 12:01 am

    Michael Jackson’s Sticky Sweet Surprise

  853. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:37 am

    Looking in the window as you undress- ios

  854. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:41 am

    Snake in the toilet as you squat to pee Clusters

  855. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:50 am

    Hairy Underarms- Their magically delicious

  856. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 12:51 am

    They’re, not their. Damn You Grammar Nazi in My Head Pops

  857. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:31 am

    Lindsay Grahams – for that unmistakable taste of douchebuggery.

  858. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:32 am

    Chucky Schumer Chex – now with extra smug

  859. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:33 am

    Cynthia McKinney Mix – wacky weirdness never tasted so ….. weird

  860. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:34 am

    James Webb Chex – turn the box upside down and put it in your mouth

  861. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:35 am

    George Allen loops – now with more Macaca Nuts.

  862. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 9:54 am

    Sharpton & Jackson Black Nut Crunch

  863. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 10:34 am

    John McCain Crunch – enjoy the flavor of Maverick Nut

  864. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 10:38 am

    James Webb Chex – turn the box upside down and put it in your mouth

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent.

    + 10,000 points

  865. Jalapeno Crunch

  866. Comment by wiserbud on June 4, 2008 11:58 am

    Beating a Dead Horse Flakes

  867. Comment by pajama momma on June 4, 2008 12:00 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  868. Comment by A Dead Horse on June 4, 2008 12:27 pm

    Is this all you got?

    Sheeeeeit, Ive had worse beatings from quadrapalegic coma patients…

  869. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 12:32 pm

    I don’t get the James Webb thing.

    Clueless Chex – what Musli has every morning

  870. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 1:30 pm

    Musli, James (or Jim) Webb is the new Virginia Dem Senator, who was previously Reagan’s Navy Secretary. He is a Vietnam Vet. He wrote a fiction book based in SE Asia, in which a small boy (not wearing clothes) runs to his father, the father picks him up, turns him upside doen, and ….um…. puts something in his mouth

  871. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:44 pm

    Teddy Tumor Grahams

  872. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:46 pm

    Your Mom’s Hot. Does She Put Out-ios

  873. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:47 pm

    Daddy, I’m Pregnant Clusters

  874. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 1:49 pm

    Unlucky Charms-Watch out for the cyanide capsule.

  875. Ok, now we’re in to repeating ideas…dead horse…cyanide…I declare FAIL!

  876. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 3:10 pm

    Fail-ios

  877. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 3:15 pm

    Oh, I remember that now, Tush! It caused quite a stir on the blogosphere. Thanks for the reminder.

  878. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 5:22 pm

    Hubbard Rocks – ’cause puffs, pops, crunch, crack, and whatnot are for the rich folks; we’re happy to just have rocks

  879. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 7:40 pm

    Kellogg’s Poon Flakes

  880. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 7:42 pm

    Moosecock Chex

  881. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:52 pm

    Pillow Bites- Served in only the finest penal institutions.

  882. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 7:52 pm

    Hubbard Rocks II – the best protection from Xenu!

  883. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:54 pm

    Raisin Brains

  884. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:55 pm

    LRon Flakes

  885. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 7:57 pm

    You got a purdy mouth Smacks

  886. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 8:00 pm

    Drill Bits

  887. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:03 pm

    Fuck You Fat Kid Flakes

  888. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:04 pm

    Keith Olbermann’s Special Comment Berries (with extra flying spittle)

  889. Comment by Rich J on June 4, 2008 8:05 pm

    Must find new inspiration to push to 1000. I’ll be right back. If I’m not back in 1 hour, assume I suffered some excrutiating death in pursuit of the Holy Grail of Worst Kids Cereal Names.

  890. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:08 pm

    Hahaha. RIch J, you have become obsessed haven’t you?

    Have you ever commented here before this thread?

    Hahahaha. Nice work.

  891. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 8:10 pm

    I like Rich J. Good addition.

    Praise Flakes – what flakey people do

  892. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:12 pm

    Fucking Cockberry Crunch

  893. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:15 pm

    You Will Get Killed On May 3, 2010 Loops

  894. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:16 pm

    Oh shit….I just found something FANTASTIC for this thread.

    Hold please…

  895. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 8:17 pm

    Fab Froot Loops – what the Hostages male crowd seem to eat all day

  896. Comment by Muslihoon on June 4, 2008 8:17 pm

    Oh. I think I just burned myself right there.

  897. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:22 pm

    Hairy Nipples Crunch.

  898. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:23 pm

    Nonspecific Urinary Tract Infection Cream of Wheat.

  899. Comment by mesablue on June 4, 2008 8:23 pm

    Tapeworm Food

  900. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:24 pm

    # 900 — Starfish Pops.

  901. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:25 pm

    Fucker. # 901 then.

  902. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:25 pm

    Butt Munch Crunch – with extra brown mustard

  903. Comment by mesablue on June 4, 2008 8:26 pm

    Stupid Talking Bunny Smacks

  904. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:27 pm

    Chinese Lice Celear – with Lice and Rice

  905. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:29 pm

    Jail Special Cereal – with Jelly and Syrup

  906. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2008 8:30 pm

    Pooter Bran – with extra fiber and cream

  907. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:34 pm

    Strawberry Hemorrhoid Clusters

  908. Comment by aprilwine on June 4, 2008 8:39 pm

    Beaten Dead Horse Sugar Hooves

  909. Comment by cranky on June 4, 2008 8:41 pm

    Strawberry Hemorrhoid Clusters.

  910. Comment by Rosetta on June 4, 2008 8:45 pm

    Post coming. NEW cereal fun!!

  911. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 4, 2008 8:47 pm

    Thank Gawd! You done run over this cat until it’s flat!

  912. Comment by benshalom on June 4, 2008 9:36 pm

    Jail Special Flakes – now with salad!

  913. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:34 am

    Until this thread I’ve been a serial, or better yet, a cereal lurker but mostly at Ace’s. I may have dropped a comment or two here way back when I was still blogging under various names. Ok, back to serious business.

    Shut the fuck up or I’ll lock you little fuckers in the closet for two days Pops.

    Not the Holy Grail, but fuck it.

  914. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:35 am

    I’ll give you something to cry about Smacks.

  915. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:36 am

    Mom- Dad’s stroking out on the kitchen floor again Chex

  916. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:38 am

    Left side paralysis Clusters

  917. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:40 am

    Tossed Salad Puffs

  918. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 12:41 am

    I don’t care anymore, I just want it to end Grahams

  919. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:07 am

    Tranny Surprise- A little extra penis in every bite.

  920. Comment by wiserbud on June 5, 2008 1:07 am

    Genital Smacks

  921. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:10 am

    Golden Shower Grahams

  922. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:14 am

    The Internet’s for Pr0n Flakes

  923. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:17 am

    Perferated Colon Chex

  924. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 1:18 am

    Colonoscopy-Ohs

  925. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:47 am

    Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap Flakes

  926. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:48 am

    Dirty Diaper Chex

  927. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:59 am

    Squeekhole Clusters

  928. Comment by wiserbud on June 5, 2008 10:00 am

    Just for fun, I’m going to ban Rich J when this thread reaches 999 comments.

  929. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:01 am

    Its not an addiction. I can quit anytime.

  930. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:17 am

    Wiserbud-Unless I can come up with 70 or so more comments in the next 2 hours, I don’t think that will be necessary. I will be away from the nets for the rest of the day abusing, I mean, catering to the whims of dozens of grade schoolers, and I have faith that Rosetta or Muslihoon will pick up the flag for me, continue the charge, and finish out the thread.

  931. Comment by wiserbud on June 5, 2008 10:20 am

    maybe I’ll just close the thread at 999, just to make some heads explode.

    I’m evil like that.

  932. Comment by PattyAnn on June 5, 2008 10:23 am

    I think KevlarChick should come over and make the 1,000th comment.

  933. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:47 am

    On The Boss’ Dime Nuts

  934. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 10:47 am

    Unemployment Chex

  935. Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 11:26 am

    Sanity Chex

  936. Comment by wiserbud on June 5, 2008 12:42 pm

    Stimulus Chex

  937. Comment by Will on June 5, 2008 1:44 pm

    Bloat-O’s

  938. Comment by Will on June 5, 2008 1:44 pm

    Honey Bunches of Scrotes

  939. Comment by Will on June 5, 2008 1:50 pm

    Frosted After-birth Flakes

  940. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:11 pm

    Stimulus Chex…

    HAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!

    A+A+A+A+A+A+

    Now with more intentional tax increases to pay for it!

  941. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:13 pm

    Botox Flakes

    Hope you don’t mind them drooling down your chin since you can’t control your facial muscles anymore!

  942. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:13 pm

    Obama Flakes with a Rezko in every pocket.

  943. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 3:16 pm

    Discontinued item:

    DC Madam Bites

  944. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:20 pm

    Ear Wax Clusters

  945. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:24 pm

    Honey Bunches of Irritable Bowels

  946. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:24 pm

    Spastic Colon Pops

  947. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:26 pm

    PJM’s Surgical Drain Flakes

  948. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:28 pm

    Bed Pan-cakes

    Yes, I know that isn’t in the cereal category, but I had to do it.

  949. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:28 pm

    hahaha ick

  950. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 8:29 pm

    Diverticulitis Clusters

  951. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 8:29 pm

    That would be iicky iicky

  952. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:30 pm

    Booger Flickies

  953. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:32 pm

    Hey PJM. How’s those industrial strength drugs doin for you?

  954. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 8:32 pm

    Stimulus Chex

    Nice one! This thread was great but your particular brand of dementia and stupidity was missed.

    I didn’t expect that it would generate this number of comments. It was a spontaneous one and I didn’t think it would catch to be honest.

    The next one I’ll make sure you’re around. And I think Rich J and Tushar will be good to go if they don’t spend all their mojo on cereal names.

    Frosted Premature Ejaculation Berries

  955. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:35 pm

    Shooting My Wad Flakes

  956. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:37 pm

    Angry Sex Nut Crunch

  957. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:41 pm

    Milking A Load Berries

  958. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 8:45 pm

    Cap’n Stabbin Crunch.

  959. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 8:48 pm

    Rich J,

    I think I asked this earlier but I don’t believe you saw the question.

    Have commented on this site before this thread?

    If no, why the hell not?

  960. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:52 pm

    richj prolly found us thru the business section on wordpress’ front page

  961. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 8:54 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Don’t try to be funny when you’re on drugs.

    Have you sneezed yet?

  962. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 8:56 pm

    that will kill me, oh hope i don’t………….already found out laughing’s a bitch

  963. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:01 pm

    I think I anwered it, but it was way down the thread. Anyway, I have mostly been a lurker these past several months (years, whatever). I may have dropped a turd or two here when I was blogging under various names. I had actually forgotten about The Hostages (sorry) until I saw the link to the thread over at Ace’s. You know, unless I’m retarded, I could not see a link in his blogroll to here. So, I am happy to contribute my lack of any appreciable talent to the threads on this here Moron blog.

  964. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:01 pm

    Good thing you have drugs.

    Also, did you see the side-bar tagline up top?

  965. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:02 pm

    Do you realize that you are now a mothertucker?

    Just thought you should know.

  966. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:07 pm

    You know, unless I’m retarded, I could not see a link in his blogroll to here.

    Rich J,

    Those things aren’t mutually exclusive you know.

    When you get sick of cereal names, you should check out the links in the Hall of Shame at the top of this blog.

    We’ve do these joke-a-lanche threads occasionally and the Hall of Shame has the links. It’s good to have another prolific funny moron when we do these.

    They have been the source of many tears of joy.

  967. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:07 pm

    hahaha, darn striaght less tummy. 5lbs of total nastiness gone

  968. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:08 pm

    cuz dave in texas loves us

  969. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:10 pm

    How are you even cogent?

    Actually it’s probably not a bad thing that you’re up. Sleeping through the night would be a good thing.

    That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.

  970. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:11 pm

    I just suggested a thread in the Bart’s an Authoritarian thread. And I rolled through the Hall of Shame. Awesome.

  971. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:12 pm

    That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.

    I wonder if that sentence has ever been said in the history of time.

    FIRST!!!

  972. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:12 pm

    “That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.”

    and flies.

  973. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:19 pm

    Rich and Rosetta – The Days Inn is having a “Homo Special”. Go get a room at a reduced rate, willya?

  974. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:20 pm

    Hey losers, we’re only 27 comments away from 1,000.

  975. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:22 pm

    MCPO Airdale Lemon Party Crunch. Now with more Bart!

  976. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:24 pm

    Kellogg’s Fellatio Flakes ‘n’ Cunnilingus Crisp.

    Free OFB comb INSIDE!!!

  977. Comment by mesablue on June 5, 2008 9:25 pm

    That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.

    Thanks for the fucking nightmares I’m going to have now.

  978. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:26 pm

    MCPO- Glad your on the Days Inn mailing list for those kinda things. Next time I’ll check with you before going on some gay romp. You know all the good spots.

    Homo Special K

  979. Comment by mesablue on June 5, 2008 9:26 pm

    Now with more Bart!

    HAHAHA!!!

  980. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:27 pm

    Daddy Backed Over Your Puppy With The Car Chex

  981. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:28 pm

    “That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.”

    I didn’t know the folks over at LGF were in to that kinky anal shit.

  982. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:28 pm

    Lindsay & Samantha’s Cunny Crunch

    Now with Hollywood Attention Whore Trading Cards inside!

  983. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:28 pm

    Mesablue’s Redheaded Psycho Vomit Chunks

  984. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:30 pm

    That way you won’t see the lizards licking your drain hole in the middle of the night.

    OMFG!!!! Stupid mesa had to comment on that. I would have been blissfully ignorant as i hadn’t seen it.
    that makes me cringe

  985. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:31 pm

    You’ll Live In This Dungeon Until You’re 18 Berries. Now with more dread!!!

  986. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:32 pm

    15 to Go-ohs

  987. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm

    Thanks for the fucking nightmares I’m going to have now.

    HAHAHAHA!!!! An offending two-fer!!

    Score. A direct hit.

  988. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm

    Lima Bean Berries

  989. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm

    Leprosy Bits

  990. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm

    Gangrene Squares

  991. Comment by mesablue on June 5, 2008 9:33 pm

    Tummy Nuggets

  992. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm

    Nothing But Sugar Squares

    Now with extra sugar!

  993. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm

    LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!! Fault-O-Meal

  994. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm

    Flesh Eating Bacteria Bits

  995. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm

    Bone Protruding through Skin Crunchy Bits

  996. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:34 pm

    Wart-Os

  997. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm

    Tummy Nuggets

    Now with drain tube syrup

  998. Comment by mesablue on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm

    Bacon Bran

  999. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm

    Bastard Bites

  1000. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 5, 2008 9:35 pm

    By-Pass Bunches of Arterial Plaque!

  1001. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    MINE!!!!!

    at least I think so!!!

  1002. Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm

    kos is a motherfucking turdburgler chex

  1003. Comment by mesablue on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm

    Lipo Meal

  1004. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm

    R. Kelly’s Golden Grahams

  1005. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:36 pm

    PJM-

    Hope you feel bettah real soon!!! Rest assured that our mission was accomplished!

  1006. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:37 pm

    Golden Grandmas

  1007. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:37 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Head explodes.

    Splattered Brain Bits

  1008. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:38 pm

    hah, thank you licky licky and thank you again for the recipe ideas

  1009. Comment by Tushar on June 5, 2008 9:39 pm

    PJM, don’t worry. Lizard saliva is aseptic.

  1010. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:39 pm

    I think MCPO had the 1,000th comment.

    He owes us each $20.

  1011. Comment by Rich J on June 5, 2008 9:40 pm

    I need a drink.

  1012. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:41 pm

    NOOOOOOOOO! i freaking hate them and i’m telling you i’m dead serious when i say they purposely jump on me. they wait in door jams and my really tall plants and strike as soon as i walk by. they are satan’s pet

  1013. Comment by pajama momma on June 5, 2008 9:43 pm

    Lipo Meal

    ewwwwwwww

  1014. Comment by IickyIicky on June 5, 2008 9:44 pm

    My bad. I posted, then refreshed, then scrolled… Maybe it hadn’t registered mine yet in the count.

  1015. Comment by Rosetta on June 5, 2008 9:46 pm

    This Is My Last Comment On This Thread Bunches Of O’s*

    *unless I think of something brilliant

  1016. Comment by Muslihoon on June 5, 2008 11:50 pm

    I can now die in peace. Thank you folkses.

  1017. Comment by Jimmiebean on October 20, 2008 5:09 pm

    Me again, goin the rounds.
    Honey Bunches of Hot Pockets



Worst Sex Toy Names

Worst Sex Toy Names

This is more fun with beers or cocktails.

GO!!

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May 8, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, man-lesbians, mesadick, teh funny . . Author: Rosetta

336 Comments

  1. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:42 pm

    The Spitter Pocket Pussy

  2. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:42 pm

    The Magic Herpe

  3. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:43 pm

    The Super-Sized Rosetta (2.3 inches)

  4. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Fran Drescher sex doll

  5. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Shrunken Testicles

  6. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Rosie O’Donnell

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY-ANUS!!!

  8. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    The Shitter

  9. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    WD-40

  10. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    The Weeping Lemur

  11. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Salad Spinner

  12. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    The Howler Monkey

  13. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Jeff

  14. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Lifelike Ron Jeremy’s Ass

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The “Gee, Your Seed Tastes Delicious” gay sex doll.

  16. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The John Wayne Bobbit Doll

  17. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The Helen Thomas

  18. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    Tickle Me Blobfish

  19. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    and knife set

  20. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    The Impotent Loser

  21. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    Michael

  22. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    Lifelike Ron Jeremy’s Ass

    Hahahahahaha.

    DAMMIT!!

  23. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    100 Grit Lube

  24. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:49 pm

    The Jenna Jameson Life-Like Pussy and Detached Garage

  25. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:49 pm

    Smucker’s Prison Salad Jelly

  26. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Buddig Ham

  27. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    The Barbra Streisand Dry Humper

  28. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Ketchup flavored fish sticks

  29. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Shop Vac

  30. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Tickle Me Blobfish

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  31. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:51 pm

    Eight is Enough sex doll

  32. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:51 pm

    Sledge-O-Matic

  33. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    Dead Deer

  34. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Anal Cyster

  35. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Hillary

  36. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Larry Craig “Shoe”

  37. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    Ass Blaster 9000

  38. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    Janet Reno Penis Pump

  39. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    The Woody Allen role play game

  40. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    The Disappointer

  41. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Woody Allen role play game

    HAahahahaha!

  42. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Olberdouche Finger

  43. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The red-headed barfer doll

  44. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Marrier

  45. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    Fabio the Romantic Robot Fist

  46. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    The Drunken Dick

  47. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    The Premature Ejaculator

  48. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:56 pm

    Pocket Elbow-Tit

  49. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Tawana Brawley Hefty Bag

  50. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Vomit

  51. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Ronco Pocket Yeastman™

  52. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:58 pm

    The Compos Anal Relaxer

  53. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:58 pm

    The Wicked Pinto

  54. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    Medieval Mace Anal Beads

  55. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    The PJMomma

    Oh, wait, you said worst sex toy.

    Never mind

  56. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    Buddig Ham

    Bwahahaha! All Buddig meat is the same floor scraps, they just put different dyes on it to make it look like various meats.

  57. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    The Chomper

  58. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    Bud Lite

  59. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    Yoda the Sex Doll

  60. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    The Clamper

  61. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    The OMG I’m Your Real Mom! sex doll

  62. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    Prison Party in a Box

  63. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:02 pm

    The Cryer

  64. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:02 pm

    Prison Soap with the 5-Foot Rope

  65. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:04 pm

    The Roto Rooter.

  66. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:05 pm

    The Shitter

  67. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Lifelike Greta Van Susteren’s Mouth

  68. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Michelle Obama

  69. Comment by PattyAnn on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    The How Come Only Men Can Name These Things

  70. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    The Love Cankle

  71. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Lifelike Greta Van Susteren’s Mouth

    *BARF*

  72. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:07 pm

    The OJ Simpson Cuddler

  73. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:08 pm

    The Green River Killer Lover

  74. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    Hefty Tall Kitchen Garbage Bags with Cinch-Strap

  75. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    The Mud Puppy

  76. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    PattyAnn, you know the names of things that we don’t.

    COME ON!!!

  77. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:10 pm

    Sea Cucumber

  78. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:11 pm

    The Cheese Grater

  79. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:11 pm

    The G-Spot Denier

  80. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:12 pm

    The Pocket Hillary

  81. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Shitter

    Oh, come on now. So good it was said twice?

  82. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Oven Cleaner

  83. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Soggy Tampon

  84. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    Dirty San Francisco Turkish Bath Glory Hole

  85. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Gerbil Squirter

  86. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Cheese Sandwich

  87. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Your Dad’s Fingers

  88. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Gerbil Squirter

    Hahahahahahaha.

  89. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Thh Pocket Hillary

    Is it wearing a pants suit?

  90. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Your Dad’s Fingers

    Oh shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>

  91. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    The Ronco Vajayjayamatic.

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    The Dirty Hobo

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    Escaped Convict – Warden’s Wife role playing game

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    The Passion Priest

  95. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:17 pm

    The Defrocker

  96. Comment by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman on May 8, 2008 10:17 pm

    Okay, Your Dad’s Fingers has to go into the Comment Hall of Shame.

    Out-fucking-standing.

  97. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:18 pm

    Rape Me Elmo

  98. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:18 pm

    The Altar Boy

  99. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:19 pm

    the Pocket Granny

  100. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:20 pm

    Forty minutes and almost 100 comments. That’s a fast pace, Race Fans.

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    Bukkake Boy Scout

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    Barbara Walters Talking Doll

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    Mom

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    Cement Shorts

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    The Bloody Spiker

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    The Bloody Mary

  109. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:22 pm

    The Menstruator

  110. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:22 pm

    The Michael Moore Sex Tape

  111. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:23 pm

    The Brokeback Mounter

  112. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:23 pm

    Oprah’s Old Granny Panties

  113. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:24 pm

    The Ryan Seacrest

  114. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:24 pm

    The Pus Maker

  115. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    Post-Lemon-Party Diaper

  116. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    The Club

  117. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    Scabsy

  118. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    The Pocket Stepdaughter

  119. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    The Crabmatic

  120. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    Dr. Scholl’s Foot Job Pads™

  121. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    Uncle Timmy

  122. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:27 pm

    Honey I Spunked The Kids

    So wrong.

  123. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:27 pm

    Asian Man Non-Vibrating Pleasure Stick

  124. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:28 pm

    My New Daddy

  125. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Fatty Arbuckle Special

  126. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Ace of Spades Pleasure Vibrator with Technical Difficulties

  127. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Clit Clipper

  128. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    Brewfan Goes “Fishing”

  129. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    8 girls 1 mouth

  130. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    The Urinal Cake

  131. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Vibrating Clarinet

  132. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Laura Ingraham

    (Brewfan only)

  133. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Bat Cave

  134. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:32 pm

    The Red Tide Sex Doll

  135. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:32 pm

    The Andi

  136. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The Let’s Get to Know Each Other First sex doll

  137. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    Bart’s Blanket

  138. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The Innocent Bystander

  139. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The “I want to be a virgin until I get married” doll

  140. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:34 pm

    The Hump

  141. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:34 pm

    The douchenozzle

  142. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:35 pm

    The Blue Baller

  143. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:35 pm

    The Crap Dong

  144. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:36 pm

    The Mother Superior

  145. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:36 pm

    The Emasculator

  146. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:37 pm

    The Barnyard Adventure

  147. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:37 pm

    Jeff

  148. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Barnyard Adventure

    Hahahahahahaha.

  149. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Mrs. Brewfan

  150. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Lone Raper

  151. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Abortionator

  152. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    WE’RE GOING TO NEED A COUPLE OF MORE BUSSES IN HERE FOR BREWFAN!!

  153. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    Wait — make that:

    The Mrs. Brewfan ON SALE!!! 50% OFF!!!!!!

  154. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    Jeff

    Dude, That’s two.

  155. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Beer Brat

  156. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Plagerizer

  157. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Stretching Choad Machine

  158. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Apologizer

  159. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Rancid Leakage

  160. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    Fred Flintbone

  161. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Forgiveness

  162. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    The Speculum

  163. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    Charlie Brown Eye Massager

  164. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    The Bat Pole

  165. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:43 pm

    The Triple Penetrator

  166. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:44 pm

    The Cheap Fuck in the Bus Station Bathroom

  167. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:45 pm

    The Lawyer

  168. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:45 pm

    Tube Sock

  169. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    Wet Noodle with Ass Stick

  170. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    The Chris Hansen

  171. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    The Mormon Doll — Six Pack Special

  172. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:47 pm

    The Penis Sushi-izer

  173. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    International Harvester Ass Hammer

  174. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    International Harvester Ass Hammer™

  175. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    The Blade

  176. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    The At-Least-I-Won’t-Kill-You Abominable Austrian kit.

  177. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    The Clitorectomizer

  178. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    Johnny Quest Wrong Hole Probe

  179. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    The Daily Kos

  180. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:50 pm

    The At-Least-I-Won’t-Kill-You Abominable Austrian kit.

    HahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *uncomfortable*

  181. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:50 pm

    Johnny Quest Wrong Hole Probe

    sold alone or with The Bandit™

  182. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Al Gore Global Warmer

  183. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Crotchless Lederhosen

  184. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Hoe Made Pie

  185. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:53 pm

    The John Holmes Deflowering Hammer

  186. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    Roman Shower Cap

  187. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    Ace’s Spade

  188. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    The Al Sharpton Outrage Machine

  189. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:55 pm

    The R. Kelly Shower Head

  190. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:56 pm

    The R. Kelly Shower Head

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

    So wrong!

  191. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:56 pm

    Girls Gone Dead videos

  192. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:57 pm

    The Bill Clinton Crooked Cock

  193. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    THe Donkeynator

  194. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Somali Rape-O-Matic Doll™

  195. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Texas Sinkhole

  196. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    Mao Tse Tongue

  197. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Roman Polanski Devirginizer

  198. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:59 pm

    Your First King Kong DVDA Wand with Exploding Tips

  199. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:59 pm

    The Gerbil Cage

  200. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:00 pm

    The Jimmy Carter Bend-Over Negotiator

  201. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 11:00 pm

    Be back in a little bit. The woman is home. Ha.

  202. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:01 pm

    Slap her once for me!

  203. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:01 pm

    The Rosetta

  204. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:02 pm

    The Mutant Negro

  205. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:02 pm

    Oops,

    The Rosetta Bone

  206. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:04 pm

    The Pocket First Grader

  207. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:05 pm

    The Raging Muslim

  208. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:06 pm

    The Pocket Frigid Wife

  209. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:06 pm

    Goat in a Burka™

  210. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:07 pm

    The Clamshell

  211. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    An hour later and i still haven’t thought of one name.

  212. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    The Fishwife

  213. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    performance anxiety

  214. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    The Fucking Moron

  215. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    I beg of you, could someone please change “Vlad the Implaer” to “Vladislav III Dracula Ţepeş, Voivode of Wallachia, Defender of Christian Europe from the Barbarian Turks” or at least to “Vlad the Impaler”? (”Ţepeş” means “Impaler” in Romanian. It is pronounced “Tsepesh”.)

    Thank you.

  216. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    An hour later and i still haven’t thought of one name.

    Your avatar is perfect then, huh?

  217. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    Mrs Rosetta said to kick wiserbud in the pussy. I swear she said that.

  218. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    Habenero Lube

  219. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:10 pm

    I beg of you,……

    And Muslihoon ZZZZZZOOOOOOOMS ahead in the “most hated commenter” derby!

  220. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:10 pm

    So, I take it you slapped her for me then? Thanks!

  221. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    Thai Tranny Hooker Spray

  222. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    The Pre-op tranny

  223. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    The Bob Munck

  224. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:13 pm

    The Kare-Kare Lou

  225. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:14 pm

    The Pre-pre-op Tranny aka Wiserbud.

  226. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:14 pm

    Krispy Creme

  227. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Pocket Puppy

  228. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Loo with Lou (for those who like, er, special showers).

  229. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Diseased Muslihoon

  230. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Pocket Porcupine

  231. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:16 pm

    It’s still there! I don’t know what an Implaer is!

  232. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:16 pm

    The Boy in the Bubble

  233. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    Shit in a Sock

  234. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    The Rock Hudson

  235. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    the infector

  236. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:18 pm

    forged shoots…he SCORES!!!

  237. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:19 pm

    The Skidmark

  238. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:19 pm

    Little Orphan Danny

  239. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:21 pm

    The CIA Conspiracy To Infect Negroes With AIDS

  240. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:23 pm

    The John Wayne Gacy

  241. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:23 pm

    The Homeless One-Nighter

  242. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:24 pm

    Kevorkian Kreme

  243. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:24 pm

    The Pneumatic Lubricated Helen Thomas

  244. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:25 pm

    The “Is it in yet?” Doll

  245. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:25 pm

    Here’s a toy…my husband’s sister…she thinks she is cute, we are all embarrassed. She is also in a band called -Check Mate (cool name) enjoy…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-sDjJdqzZw

  246. Comment by PattyAnn on May 8, 2008 11:30 pm

    The Buckeye

  247. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:30 pm

    The “obnoxious dancing, please make it stop” Doll

  248. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    “cute” is such a ……… subjective concept, doncha think?

  249. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    The Fuckstick

  250. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    All her dances seem to be the same. I’d still hit it though.

  251. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:32 pm

    The Pocket Syphilitic Whore

  252. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:33 pm

    The Giant Poodle

  253. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:34 pm

    The Grubby Chubby

  254. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:34 pm

    the sandpaper torpedo

  255. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    All her dances seem to be the same. I’d still hit it though.

    if you saw how much she smoked and listened to her cat stories…trust me, you will be running far far far away.

  256. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    Her Don’t Worry Be Happy dance is a bit subtler, but still the same basic moves. Kinda get the feeling she’s into New Age healing and stuff. Still, i’d hit it.

  257. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    The Real Obnoxious Dance (those those with a fetish for Soviet-loving Germans)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

  258. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:38 pm

    “cute” is such a ……… subjective concept, doncha think?

    uh..yes…I would agree.

  259. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:39 pm

    The Accountant

  260. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:40 pm

    The Threadjacker

  261. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:41 pm

    She’s got like 300 of those videos. I’d be running long before any cat stories.

  262. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:42 pm

    if you saw how much she smoked and listened to her cat stories…trust me, you will be running far far far away.

    Smoking? No problem. Cat stories? Eh, i’ll just get drunk and zone out.

  263. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:42 pm

    Whoever fixed the description of the great prince, you totally rock! Thank you!

    Now, back to your regularly-scheduled snarktastic Musli…

  264. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:43 pm

    The Stinkfinger

  265. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:47 pm

    The New York Giant

  266. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:48 pm

    The Tony Homo

  267. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:50 pm

    Ghost Ship
    (watch this to understand how this may be a sex toy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tt0hml2j43E)

  268. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:52 pm

    The Green Bay Packer

  269. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:54 pm

    The Chicago White Sock

  270. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:55 pm

    The St. Louis Ram

  271. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:55 pm

    The Tennessee Titan

  272. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:57 pm

    That was supposed to be The Tennessee Tightone

  273. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:58 pm

    The Green Bay Fudge Packer.

  274. Comment by forged rite on May 9, 2008 12:01 am

    Guess i’ll have to do Rosettas job.

  275. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 12:11 am

    I just heard the explosion video for the first time. Coooooooooooooooooool!

  276. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 12:11 am

    Another toy: The Growing Mushroom (Cloud).

  277. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 12:20 am

    The Miami Dolphin

  278. Comment by Retired Geezer on May 9, 2008 12:30 am

    Late to the party again…

    Here’s one for Wicked Pinto:

    The Spudder

  279. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:47 am

    The Hot Dog

  280. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:47 am

    The Hallway

  281. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:50 am

    The Ham Wallet

  282. The Pocket Frigid Wife

    An empty pocket, or is that when your hand rejects you?

  283. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:29 am

    The Understander

  284. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:30 am

    The Unqualified Secretary

  285. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:31 am

    The Unqualified Secretary

    No, that’s one of the best. Sorry.

  286. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:33 am

    The Jimmy Crack Your Corn And I Don’t Care

  287. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:34 am

    HEY!! I have BBF responsibilities tomorrow!!

    *Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  288. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:37 am

    Kevorkian Kreme

    I’m not sure what illicit substances led to that but I want some.

    PASS!

  289. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:39 am

    The Fishwife

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  290. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:41 am

    Mao Tse Tongue

    OH. Fuck. That’s top 10 for sure.

  291. Comment by Will on May 9, 2008 3:03 am

    The Cock Blocker

  292. Comment by cranky on May 9, 2008 8:10 am

    Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:39 pm
    The Accountant

    Written by The Tax Evader — I’m a little short this year.

  293. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 9, 2008 8:22 am

    The Charlie Mansonator

  294. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 8:47 am

    Wrap ‘em up! I’ll take all of them.

    except this one……….Guess i’ll have to do Rosettas job.

    OMG! This thread was so funny.

  295. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 8:54 am

    Emeril’s Dry Rub

  296. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 8:55 am

    The Patty Ann Slayer

  297. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 9, 2008 9:12 am

    Lips on a Stick

  298. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 9:20 am

    The Hostage

  299. Comment by daveintexas on May 9, 2008 9:58 am

    The Moroccan Tickler

  300. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:15 am

    The Jewish Mother-in-law

  301. Comment by spongeworthy on May 9, 2008 10:21 am

    The Vibra-CuntPuncher

    Wiserbud, you’re a little too good at this.

  302. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:24 am

    Everyone’s gotta have a skill

  303. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 10:25 am

    Wolfgang Fuck

  304. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:40 am

    The Wife Beater

  305. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 10:51 am

    Mao Ze Dong.

  306. Comment by daveintexas on May 9, 2008 10:57 am

    The Buttafuco Bracelet

  307. Comment by PattyAnn on May 9, 2008 11:04 am

    I saw that wiser! And I laughed my ass off.

  308. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:08 am

    :)

  309. Comment by bluto6 on May 9, 2008 11:15 am

    the fistula-o-matic…now with lifelike seepage

  310. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:16 am

    The Madeleine Albright Bitchface

  311. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:24 am

    The Sausage Grinder

  312. Comment by Tushar on May 9, 2008 11:41 am

    2 girls, 1 gerbil.

  313. Comment by Tushar on May 9, 2008 11:57 am

    The Hillary Nutcracker

  314. Comment by mesablue on May 9, 2008 12:22 pm

    Uh-oh.

    Someone put this thread up on the sidebar at AoS.

  315. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 1:24 pm

    Well, it’s certainly up the Moronosphere’s alley, all this. But there goes my clean-cut image.

  316. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 1:34 pm

    clean-cut muslihoon? The fact that you even visit this thread shows us what a naughty boy you are.

    Now bend over because wiserbud wants to spank you.

  317. Comment by AoS Random Moron on May 9, 2008 1:35 pm

    The Fissurator

    Shaved Ewok Body Rub

    BitchBreaker Mark II

    KuKluxGlans

    AutoErotic Asphyxiaton for Dummies

    Mega-Prolapse XL

    Chthulu-Brand Tentacle Condoms

  318. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 1:41 pm

    The random moron was good.

  319. Comment by AoS Random Moron on May 9, 2008 1:56 pm

    it’s a gift … a moronic, moronic gift ….

    Tushar D’s CurryGlide

    The Dentata

    SpongeBob Contraceptive barrier
    Not just ’sponge-worthy” – SpongeBob-worthy

  320. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 1:58 pm

    KuKluxGlans

    Hahahahahaha. NICE!

  321. Pingback by “The Helen Thomas” on May 9, 2008 2:44 pm

    […] a “worst sex toy names” contest going on over at WickedPinto’s. Good ones include “The Lifelike Greta Van Sustern” and “The Daily Kos”. […]

  322. Now bend over because wiserbud wants to spank you.

    Wow. I thought BC at the Rott had a lock on BrainBleach(tm) Moments.

    Thanks, PJM for a mental image I’ll never banish from my mind…

  323. Comment by mpur on May 9, 2008 10:40 pm

    I’m late, but how about Square Bob Spooge Pants?

  324. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 10:46 pm

    Thanks, PJM for a mental image I’ll never banish from my mind…
    Anything for you BiW

    I’m gamefor anything with spongebobin it

  325. Comment by LickyLicky on May 10, 2008 12:11 am

    ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter’ flavored lube

  326. Comment by LickyLicky on May 10, 2008 12:16 am

    whycome mah commints doan sho up? ah gots all mah teefs… ah kips em mah ol diafram case jes’ in case ah needs ta be ahdentalfried dentally,y’all.

    Gah, I have no idea where that came from. I think I channeled Britney for a moment. No, really, are comments moderated?

  327. Comment by pajama momma on May 10, 2008 12:33 am

    Nope not moderated. Apparently the spambox wanted you to keep it company.

  328. Comment by lickylicky on May 10, 2008 12:41 am

    Ah, lucky me! Got it now. Thanks.

  329. Comment by Fred Baumann on May 12, 2008 2:42 pm

    Hooters & a Blowfish

  330. […] perfect woman? A thread on The Hostages somehow got me hooked on this lady. Most of the comments were not very supportive. I’ve got a […]

  331. Comment by Jimmiebean on October 20, 2008 5:06 pm

    OK, so late about 4 months but had to post anyway…so fuck off you racists.

    The Crusty Juggler

  332. Comment by pajama momma on October 20, 2008 5:14 pm

    Better late than dying in a fiery car crash I always say.

  333. Comment by Bart on October 20, 2008 5:23 pm

    pjm is chasing the guests around again

  334. Comment by pajama momma on October 20, 2008 5:30 pm

    I can’t help it, they’re hawt

  335. Comment by aprilwine on October 20, 2008 5:49 pm

    The Stinky Snatch of Sandra Bernhard

  336. Comment by aprilwine on October 20, 2008 5:50 pm

    Micheal Jackson’s Love Glove