Worst Sex Toy Names

Worst Sex Toy Names

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Vladislav III Dracula Ţepeş, Voivode of Wallachia, Defender of Christian Europe from the Barbarian Turks. [edited to satisfy the Muslihoon™]

May 8, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, man-lesbians, mesadick, teh funny . . Author: Rosetta

336 Comments

  1. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:42 pm

    The Spitter Pocket Pussy

  2. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:42 pm

    The Magic Herpe

  3. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:43 pm

    The Super-Sized Rosetta (2.3 inches)

  4. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Fran Drescher sex doll

  5. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Shrunken Testicles

  6. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:44 pm

    The Rosie O’Donnell

  7. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY-ANUS!!!

  8. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    The Shitter

  9. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:45 pm

    WD-40

  10. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    The Weeping Lemur

  11. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Salad Spinner

  12. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    The Howler Monkey

  13. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Jeff

  14. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:46 pm

    Lifelike Ron Jeremy’s Ass

  15. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The “Gee, Your Seed Tastes Delicious” gay sex doll.

  16. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The John Wayne Bobbit Doll

  17. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    The Helen Thomas

  18. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    Tickle Me Blobfish

  19. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:47 pm

    and knife set

  20. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    The Impotent Loser

  21. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    Michael

  22. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    Lifelike Ron Jeremy’s Ass

    Hahahahahaha.

    DAMMIT!!

  23. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:48 pm

    100 Grit Lube

  24. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:49 pm

    The Jenna Jameson Life-Like Pussy and Detached Garage

  25. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:49 pm

    Smucker’s Prison Salad Jelly

  26. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Buddig Ham

  27. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    The Barbra Streisand Dry Humper

  28. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Ketchup flavored fish sticks

  29. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Shop Vac

  30. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:50 pm

    Tickle Me Blobfish

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  31. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:51 pm

    Eight is Enough sex doll

  32. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:51 pm

    Sledge-O-Matic

  33. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    Dead Deer

  34. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Anal Cyster

  35. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Hillary

  36. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    The Larry Craig “Shoe”

  37. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    Ass Blaster 9000

  38. Comment by BrewFan on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    Janet Reno Penis Pump

  39. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    The Woody Allen role play game

  40. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:53 pm

    The Disappointer

  41. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Woody Allen role play game

    HAahahahaha!

  42. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Olberdouche Finger

  43. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The red-headed barfer doll

  44. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:54 pm

    The Marrier

  45. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    Fabio the Romantic Robot Fist

  46. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    The Drunken Dick

  47. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:55 pm

    The Premature Ejaculator

  48. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:56 pm

    Pocket Elbow-Tit

  49. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Tawana Brawley Hefty Bag

  50. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Vomit

  51. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:57 pm

    The Ronco Pocket Yeastman™

  52. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:58 pm

    The Compos Anal Relaxer

  53. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:58 pm

    The Wicked Pinto

  54. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    Medieval Mace Anal Beads

  55. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    The PJMomma

    Oh, wait, you said worst sex toy.

    Never mind

  56. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 9:59 pm

    Buddig Ham

    Bwahahaha! All Buddig meat is the same floor scraps, they just put different dyes on it to make it look like various meats.

  57. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    The Chomper

  58. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    Bud Lite

  59. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:00 pm

    Yoda the Sex Doll

  60. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    The Clamper

  61. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    The OMG I’m Your Real Mom! sex doll

  62. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:01 pm

    Prison Party in a Box

  63. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:02 pm

    The Cryer

  64. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:02 pm

    Prison Soap with the 5-Foot Rope

  65. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:04 pm

    The Roto Rooter.

  66. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:05 pm

    The Shitter

  67. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Lifelike Greta Van Susteren’s Mouth

  68. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Michelle Obama

  69. Comment by PattyAnn on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    The How Come Only Men Can Name These Things

  70. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    The Love Cankle

  71. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:06 pm

    Lifelike Greta Van Susteren’s Mouth

    *BARF*

  72. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:07 pm

    The OJ Simpson Cuddler

  73. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:08 pm

    The Green River Killer Lover

  74. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    Hefty Tall Kitchen Garbage Bags with Cinch-Strap

  75. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    The Mud Puppy

  76. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:09 pm

    PattyAnn, you know the names of things that we don’t.

    COME ON!!!

  77. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:10 pm

    Sea Cucumber

  78. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:11 pm

    The Cheese Grater

  79. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:11 pm

    The G-Spot Denier

  80. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:12 pm

    The Pocket Hillary

  81. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Shitter

    Oh, come on now. So good it was said twice?

  82. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Oven Cleaner

  83. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    The Soggy Tampon

  84. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:13 pm

    Dirty San Francisco Turkish Bath Glory Hole

  85. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Gerbil Squirter

  86. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Cheese Sandwich

  87. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:14 pm

    Your Dad’s Fingers

  88. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Gerbil Squirter

    Hahahahahahaha.

  89. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Thh Pocket Hillary

    Is it wearing a pants suit?

  90. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    Your Dad’s Fingers

    Oh shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>

  91. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:15 pm

    The Ronco Vajayjayamatic.

  92. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:16 pm

    The Dirty Hobo

  93. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:16 pm

    Escaped Convict – Warden’s Wife role playing game

  94. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:17 pm

    The Passion Priest

  95. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:17 pm

    The Defrocker

  96. Comment by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman on May 8, 2008 10:17 pm

    Okay, Your Dad’s Fingers has to go into the Comment Hall of Shame.

    Out-fucking-standing.

  97. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:18 pm

    Rape Me Elmo

  98. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:18 pm

    The Altar Boy

  99. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:19 pm

    the Pocket Granny

  100. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:20 pm

    Forty minutes and almost 100 comments. That’s a fast pace, Race Fans.

  101. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:20 pm

    Bukkake Boy Scout

  102. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:20 pm

    Barbara Walters Talking Doll

  103. Comment by cranky on May 8, 2008 10:20 pm

    Mom

  104. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:21 pm

    The Cthulhu

  105. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:21 pm

    The Angry Clown sex doll

  106. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:21 pm

    Cement Shorts

  107. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:21 pm

    The Bloody Spiker

  108. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:21 pm

    The Bloody Mary

  109. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:22 pm

    The Menstruator

  110. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:22 pm

    The Michael Moore Sex Tape

  111. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:23 pm

    The Brokeback Mounter

  112. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:23 pm

    Oprah’s Old Granny Panties

  113. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:24 pm

    The Ryan Seacrest

  114. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:24 pm

    The Pus Maker

  115. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    Post-Lemon-Party Diaper

  116. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    The Club

  117. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    Scabsy

  118. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:25 pm

    The Pocket Stepdaughter

  119. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    The Crabmatic

  120. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    Dr. Scholl’s Foot Job Pads™

  121. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:26 pm

    Uncle Timmy

  122. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:27 pm

    Honey I Spunked The Kids

    So wrong.

  123. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:27 pm

    Asian Man Non-Vibrating Pleasure Stick

  124. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:28 pm

    My New Daddy

  125. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Fatty Arbuckle Special

  126. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Ace of Spades Pleasure Vibrator with Technical Difficulties

  127. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:29 pm

    The Clit Clipper

  128. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    Brewfan Goes “Fishing”

  129. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    8 girls 1 mouth

  130. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:30 pm

    The Urinal Cake

  131. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Vibrating Clarinet

  132. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Laura Ingraham

    (Brewfan only)

  133. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:31 pm

    The Bat Cave

  134. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:32 pm

    The Red Tide Sex Doll

  135. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:32 pm

    The Andi

  136. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The Let’s Get to Know Each Other First sex doll

  137. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    Bart’s Blanket

  138. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The Innocent Bystander

  139. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:33 pm

    The “I want to be a virgin until I get married” doll

  140. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:34 pm

    The Hump

  141. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:34 pm

    The douchenozzle

  142. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:35 pm

    The Blue Baller

  143. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:35 pm

    The Crap Dong

  144. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:36 pm

    The Mother Superior

  145. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:36 pm

    The Emasculator

  146. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:37 pm

    The Barnyard Adventure

  147. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:37 pm

    Jeff

  148. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Barnyard Adventure

    Hahahahahahaha.

  149. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Mrs. Brewfan

  150. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Lone Raper

  151. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:38 pm

    The Abortionator

  152. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    WE’RE GOING TO NEED A COUPLE OF MORE BUSSES IN HERE FOR BREWFAN!!

  153. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    Wait — make that:

    The Mrs. Brewfan ON SALE!!! 50% OFF!!!!!!

  154. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:39 pm

    Jeff

    Dude, That’s two.

  155. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Beer Brat

  156. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Plagerizer

  157. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:40 pm

    The Stretching Choad Machine

  158. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Apologizer

  159. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Rancid Leakage

  160. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    Fred Flintbone

  161. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Forgiveness

  162. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    The Speculum

  163. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    Charlie Brown Eye Massager

  164. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:42 pm

    The Bat Pole

  165. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:43 pm

    The Triple Penetrator

  166. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:44 pm

    The Cheap Fuck in the Bus Station Bathroom

  167. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:45 pm

    The Lawyer

  168. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:45 pm

    Tube Sock

  169. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    Wet Noodle with Ass Stick

  170. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    The Chris Hansen

  171. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:46 pm

    The Mormon Doll — Six Pack Special

  172. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:47 pm

    The Penis Sushi-izer

  173. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    International Harvester Ass Hammer

  174. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    International Harvester Ass Hammer™

  175. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    The Blade

  176. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 10:48 pm

    The At-Least-I-Won’t-Kill-You Abominable Austrian kit.

  177. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    The Clitorectomizer

  178. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    Johnny Quest Wrong Hole Probe

  179. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:49 pm

    The Daily Kos

  180. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:50 pm

    The At-Least-I-Won’t-Kill-You Abominable Austrian kit.

    HahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *uncomfortable*

  181. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:50 pm

    Johnny Quest Wrong Hole Probe

    sold alone or with The Bandit™

  182. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Al Gore Global Warmer

  183. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Crotchless Lederhosen

  184. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:51 pm

    Hoe Made Pie

  185. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:53 pm

    The John Holmes Deflowering Hammer

  186. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    Roman Shower Cap

  187. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    Ace’s Spade

  188. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:54 pm

    The Al Sharpton Outrage Machine

  189. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:55 pm

    The R. Kelly Shower Head

  190. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:56 pm

    The R. Kelly Shower Head

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

    So wrong!

  191. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:56 pm

    Girls Gone Dead videos

  192. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:57 pm

    The Bill Clinton Crooked Cock

  193. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    THe Donkeynator

  194. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Somali Rape-O-Matic Doll™

  195. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Texas Sinkhole

  196. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    Mao Tse Tongue

  197. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:58 pm

    The Roman Polanski Devirginizer

  198. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 10:59 pm

    Your First King Kong DVDA Wand with Exploding Tips

  199. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 10:59 pm

    The Gerbil Cage

  200. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:00 pm

    The Jimmy Carter Bend-Over Negotiator

  201. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 11:00 pm

    Be back in a little bit. The woman is home. Ha.

  202. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:01 pm

    Slap her once for me!

  203. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:01 pm

    The Rosetta

  204. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:02 pm

    The Mutant Negro

  205. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:02 pm

    Oops,

    The Rosetta Bone

  206. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:04 pm

    The Pocket First Grader

  207. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:05 pm

    The Raging Muslim

  208. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:06 pm

    The Pocket Frigid Wife

  209. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:06 pm

    Goat in a Burka™

  210. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:07 pm

    The Clamshell

  211. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    An hour later and i still haven’t thought of one name.

  212. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    The Fishwife

  213. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    performance anxiety

  214. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    The Fucking Moron

  215. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:08 pm

    I beg of you, could someone please change “Vlad the Implaer” to “Vladislav III Dracula Ţepeş, Voivode of Wallachia, Defender of Christian Europe from the Barbarian Turks” or at least to “Vlad the Impaler”? (”Ţepeş” means “Impaler” in Romanian. It is pronounced “Tsepesh”.)

    Thank you.

  216. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    An hour later and i still haven’t thought of one name.

    Your avatar is perfect then, huh?

  217. Comment by Rosetta on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    Mrs Rosetta said to kick wiserbud in the pussy. I swear she said that.

  218. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:09 pm

    Habenero Lube

  219. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:10 pm

    I beg of you,……

    And Muslihoon ZZZZZZOOOOOOOMS ahead in the “most hated commenter” derby!

  220. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:10 pm

    So, I take it you slapped her for me then? Thanks!

  221. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    Thai Tranny Hooker Spray

  222. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    The Pre-op tranny

  223. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:12 pm

    The Bob Munck

  224. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:13 pm

    The Kare-Kare Lou

  225. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:14 pm

    The Pre-pre-op Tranny aka Wiserbud.

  226. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:14 pm

    Krispy Creme

  227. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Pocket Puppy

  228. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Loo with Lou (for those who like, er, special showers).

  229. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Diseased Muslihoon

  230. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:15 pm

    The Pocket Porcupine

  231. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:16 pm

    It’s still there! I don’t know what an Implaer is!

  232. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:16 pm

    The Boy in the Bubble

  233. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    Shit in a Sock

  234. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    The Rock Hudson

  235. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:17 pm

    the infector

  236. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:18 pm

    forged shoots…he SCORES!!!

  237. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:19 pm

    The Skidmark

  238. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:19 pm

    Little Orphan Danny

  239. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:21 pm

    The CIA Conspiracy To Infect Negroes With AIDS

  240. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:23 pm

    The John Wayne Gacy

  241. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:23 pm

    The Homeless One-Nighter

  242. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:24 pm

    Kevorkian Kreme

  243. Comment by Michael on May 8, 2008 11:24 pm

    The Pneumatic Lubricated Helen Thomas

  244. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:25 pm

    The “Is it in yet?” Doll

  245. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:25 pm

    Here’s a toy…my husband’s sister…she thinks she is cute, we are all embarrassed. She is also in a band called -Check Mate (cool name) enjoy…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-sDjJdqzZw

  246. Comment by PattyAnn on May 8, 2008 11:30 pm

    The Buckeye

  247. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:30 pm

    The “obnoxious dancing, please make it stop” Doll

  248. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    “cute” is such a ……… subjective concept, doncha think?

  249. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    The Fuckstick

  250. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:31 pm

    All her dances seem to be the same. I’d still hit it though.

  251. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:32 pm

    The Pocket Syphilitic Whore

  252. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:33 pm

    The Giant Poodle

  253. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:34 pm

    The Grubby Chubby

  254. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:34 pm

    the sandpaper torpedo

  255. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    All her dances seem to be the same. I’d still hit it though.

    if you saw how much she smoked and listened to her cat stories…trust me, you will be running far far far away.

  256. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    Her Don’t Worry Be Happy dance is a bit subtler, but still the same basic moves. Kinda get the feeling she’s into New Age healing and stuff. Still, i’d hit it.

  257. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:37 pm

    The Real Obnoxious Dance (those those with a fetish for Soviet-loving Germans)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

  258. Comment by Not Lou on May 8, 2008 11:38 pm

    “cute” is such a ……… subjective concept, doncha think?

    uh..yes…I would agree.

  259. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:39 pm

    The Accountant

  260. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:40 pm

    The Threadjacker

  261. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:41 pm

    She’s got like 300 of those videos. I’d be running long before any cat stories.

  262. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:42 pm

    if you saw how much she smoked and listened to her cat stories…trust me, you will be running far far far away.

    Smoking? No problem. Cat stories? Eh, i’ll just get drunk and zone out.

  263. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:42 pm

    Whoever fixed the description of the great prince, you totally rock! Thank you!

    Now, back to your regularly-scheduled snarktastic Musli…

  264. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:43 pm

    The Stinkfinger

  265. Comment by mesablue on May 8, 2008 11:47 pm

    The New York Giant

  266. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:48 pm

    The Tony Homo

  267. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:50 pm

    Ghost Ship
    (watch this to understand how this may be a sex toy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tt0hml2j43E)

  268. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:52 pm

    The Green Bay Packer

  269. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:54 pm

    The Chicago White Sock

  270. Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:55 pm

    The St. Louis Ram

  271. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:55 pm

    The Tennessee Titan

  272. Comment by forged rite on May 8, 2008 11:57 pm

    That was supposed to be The Tennessee Tightone

  273. Comment by Muslihoon on May 8, 2008 11:58 pm

    The Green Bay Fudge Packer.

  274. Comment by forged rite on May 9, 2008 12:01 am

    Guess i’ll have to do Rosettas job.

  275. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 12:11 am

    I just heard the explosion video for the first time. Coooooooooooooooooool!

  276. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 12:11 am

    Another toy: The Growing Mushroom (Cloud).

  277. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 12:20 am

    The Miami Dolphin

  278. Comment by Retired Geezer on May 9, 2008 12:30 am

    Late to the party again…

    Here’s one for Wicked Pinto:

    The Spudder

  279. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:47 am

    The Hot Dog

  280. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:47 am

    The Hallway

  281. Comment by doubleplusundead on May 9, 2008 12:50 am

    The Ham Wallet

  282. The Pocket Frigid Wife

    An empty pocket, or is that when your hand rejects you?

  283. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:29 am

    The Understander

  284. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:30 am

    The Unqualified Secretary

  285. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:31 am

    The Unqualified Secretary

    No, that’s one of the best. Sorry.

  286. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:33 am

    The Jimmy Crack Your Corn And I Don’t Care

  287. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:34 am

    HEY!! I have BBF responsibilities tomorrow!!

    *Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  288. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:37 am

    Kevorkian Kreme

    I’m not sure what illicit substances led to that but I want some.

    PASS!

  289. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:39 am

    The Fishwife

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  290. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 2:41 am

    Mao Tse Tongue

    OH. Fuck. That’s top 10 for sure.

  291. Comment by Will on May 9, 2008 3:03 am

    The Cock Blocker

  292. Comment by cranky on May 9, 2008 8:10 am

    Comment by wiserbud on May 8, 2008 11:39 pm
    The Accountant

    Written by The Tax Evader — I’m a little short this year.

  293. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 9, 2008 8:22 am

    The Charlie Mansonator

  294. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 8:47 am

    Wrap ‘em up! I’ll take all of them.

    except this one……….Guess i’ll have to do Rosettas job.

    OMG! This thread was so funny.

  295. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 8:54 am

    Emeril’s Dry Rub

  296. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 8:55 am

    The Patty Ann Slayer

  297. Comment by Dave in Texas on May 9, 2008 9:12 am

    Lips on a Stick

  298. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 9:20 am

    The Hostage

  299. Comment by daveintexas on May 9, 2008 9:58 am

    The Moroccan Tickler

  300. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:15 am

    The Jewish Mother-in-law

  301. Comment by spongeworthy on May 9, 2008 10:21 am

    The Vibra-CuntPuncher

    Wiserbud, you’re a little too good at this.

  302. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:24 am

    Everyone’s gotta have a skill

  303. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 10:25 am

    Wolfgang Fuck

  304. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 10:40 am

    The Wife Beater

  305. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 10:51 am

    Mao Ze Dong.

  306. Comment by daveintexas on May 9, 2008 10:57 am

    The Buttafuco Bracelet

  307. Comment by PattyAnn on May 9, 2008 11:04 am

    I saw that wiser! And I laughed my ass off.

  308. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:08 am

    :)

  309. Comment by bluto6 on May 9, 2008 11:15 am

    the fistula-o-matic…now with lifelike seepage

  310. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:16 am

    The Madeleine Albright Bitchface

  311. Comment by wiserbud on May 9, 2008 11:24 am

    The Sausage Grinder

  312. Comment by Tushar on May 9, 2008 11:41 am

    2 girls, 1 gerbil.

  313. Comment by Tushar on May 9, 2008 11:57 am

    The Hillary Nutcracker

  314. Comment by mesablue on May 9, 2008 12:22 pm

    Uh-oh.

    Someone put this thread up on the sidebar at AoS.

  315. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 1:24 pm

    Well, it’s certainly up the Moronosphere’s alley, all this. But there goes my clean-cut image.

  316. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 1:34 pm

    clean-cut muslihoon? The fact that you even visit this thread shows us what a naughty boy you are.

    Now bend over because wiserbud wants to spank you.

  317. Comment by AoS Random Moron on May 9, 2008 1:35 pm

    The Fissurator

    Shaved Ewok Body Rub

    BitchBreaker Mark II

    KuKluxGlans

    AutoErotic Asphyxiaton for Dummies

    Mega-Prolapse XL

    Chthulu-Brand Tentacle Condoms

  318. Comment by Muslihoon on May 9, 2008 1:41 pm

    The random moron was good.

  319. Comment by AoS Random Moron on May 9, 2008 1:56 pm

    it’s a gift … a moronic, moronic gift ….

    Tushar D’s CurryGlide

    The Dentata

    SpongeBob Contraceptive barrier
    Not just ’sponge-worthy” – SpongeBob-worthy

  320. Comment by Rosetta on May 9, 2008 1:58 pm

    KuKluxGlans

    Hahahahahaha. NICE!

  321. Pingback by “The Helen Thomas” on May 9, 2008 2:44 pm

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  322. Now bend over because wiserbud wants to spank you.

    Wow. I thought BC at the Rott had a lock on BrainBleach(tm) Moments.

    Thanks, PJM for a mental image I’ll never banish from my mind…

  323. Comment by mpur on May 9, 2008 10:40 pm

    I’m late, but how about Square Bob Spooge Pants?

  324. Comment by pajama momma on May 9, 2008 10:46 pm

    Thanks, PJM for a mental image I’ll never banish from my mind…
    Anything for you BiW

    I’m gamefor anything with spongebobin it

  325. Comment by LickyLicky on May 10, 2008 12:11 am

    ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter’ flavored lube

  326. Comment by LickyLicky on May 10, 2008 12:16 am

    whycome mah commints doan sho up? ah gots all mah teefs… ah kips em mah ol diafram case jes’ in case ah needs ta be ahdentalfried dentally,y’all.

    Gah, I have no idea where that came from. I think I channeled Britney for a moment. No, really, are comments moderated?

  327. Comment by pajama momma on May 10, 2008 12:33 am

    Nope not moderated. Apparently the spambox wanted you to keep it company.

  328. Comment by lickylicky on May 10, 2008 12:41 am

    Ah, lucky me! Got it now. Thanks.

  329. Comment by Fred Baumann on May 12, 2008 2:42 pm

    Hooters & a Blowfish

  330. […] perfect woman? A thread on The Hostages somehow got me hooked on this lady. Most of the comments were not very supportive. I’ve got a […]

  331. Comment by Jimmiebean on October 20, 2008 5:06 pm

    OK, so late about 4 months but had to post anyway…so fuck off you racists.

    The Crusty Juggler

  332. Comment by pajama momma on October 20, 2008 5:14 pm

    Better late than dying in a fiery car crash I always say.

  333. Comment by Bart on October 20, 2008 5:23 pm

    pjm is chasing the guests around again

  334. Comment by pajama momma on October 20, 2008 5:30 pm

    I can’t help it, they’re hawt

  335. Comment by aprilwine on October 20, 2008 5:49 pm

    The Stinky Snatch of Sandra Bernhard

  336. Comment by aprilwine on October 20, 2008 5:50 pm

    Micheal Jackson’s Love Glove