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Your model for today was born April 8th, 1993 in Louisville, Kentucky, and she is 100% in unicorn territory on the hot / crazy matrix. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 120 lbs. Please observe the rarest of all sandwich makers, Miss Erin Olash.

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February 3, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, American Hero, BBF, Beauty Personified, Big Teeth Too, Booze, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flowering flower, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, H2 Wedding, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, Is This Ham Still Good?, Learn some shit, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, Moist, Old Person, Peace Through Douche, show me your tits, skittles, Smokeshow, Sure Why Not, Things that really matter, This is gonna leave a mark, TITS, unicorns, Waddle Massage, weiner, With a tire iron . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 108 Comments

Meme-O-Sah

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September 24, 2022
Categories: 3rd Time is the Charm, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, Like you know how to read., No more wire hangers, rhymes with "your mom", Vaseline Kiss, Weekend Memes, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 73 Comments

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song.

Now for the hunks.
I don’t know what he did to piss off people, but Mike Rowe was trending on Twitter and not in a good way. So I’m pretty sure I agree with whatever he did or said.

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April 14, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: hhd is infrastructure . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 203 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Found a new source of HHD fodder, but, wow, some of them need a sammich. First, the song, inspired by the courtin’ song last week.

And now for the hunks.

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April 7, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: block editor still sucks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 157 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, despite WordPus’s best attempt to screw me over with their sucky software. Let’s get started. It’s not Halloween, but I’ve been listening to this group lately.

Today’s lead model, courtesy of TiFW, is Iain Glen.

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March 31, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: block editor sucks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 199 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I have a feeling this song is a repeat.

So there’s a picture below the fold that may or may not be Steve McQueen. I looked him up, and today is his birthday. So he gets both above and below the fold.

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March 24, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: st pats . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 192 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Music for St. Patrick’s Day.

Movie of the week for me was “The Hammer” starring Adam Carolla. It’s a sweet, funny movie, and I give it five bald heads.

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March 17, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, alcohol, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Beer, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, whiskey, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: st pats . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 262 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
All the talk about vaccine passports made me think of this.

Now for the hunks. From “Going Postal”, Richard Coyle.

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March 10, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 248 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
**looks around for Wiserbud** I didn’t know the David Lee Roth version was a cover. Acktually, this is a cover, too, of two songs but arranged together for the first time.

Now for the hunks.

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March 3, 2021
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Booze, Bunker Pants!, FUCK YOU ICE, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love . Tags: pigskin picks . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 241 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

So while Mr. RFH was off playing D&D for the third time in a week, I watched “Girl with a Pearl Earring”. It was definitely a slow artsy movie, and Colin Firth was artistically rumpled rather than fun to watch. This guy played the butcher’s son and other love interest for Scarlett Johansson.

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