BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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New Year’s Resolutions

What day is it?

Let us get our gameday faces on and celebrate.

 

 

This the thread where you can document and share your resolutions.  Allow me to inspire and motivate.

 

…or boobs.

 

 

 

Where is Roaming Fire Hydrant?

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So now that Roamie has met Mare and disappeared forever, I guess I’ll have to fill in with a Saturday Poat.

Lets see what I can find in the auxiliary funny folder:

Here is the Christmasy Part

 

The part for Leon

And finally

*UPDATE- Must Credit Pupster*

Also, I need a tie-breaking vote on the previous poat to determine a winner, I’ll leave the poll open for now.  Go vote if you haven’t yet you filthy animals.

Valeria Orsini is BBF 2016 First Round Winner

 

Big Boob Friday

Hello (insert your indian name here) and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born April 20th, 1995 in Garut, West Java, Indonesia. She measures 168cm, 48kg. Please stop picking your daughters boyfriends and welcome, Miss Siva Aprilla!

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BBF

Hello head scratchers , and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on December 21, 1977 in Moscow, RSFSR, USSR as Aleksandra Aleksandrovna Korchunova.  All her measurements are in cyrillic and metric, so use your imagination as you welcome, Miss Anfisa Chekhova!

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BBF

Hello pillow-biters, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is from Doylestown, PA, born February 10th, 1991.  She stands 5’9″, 34D-24-24.  Please stop rubbing ass and welcome, Miss Samantha Hoopes.

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BBF

Hello basket cases, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is an accomplished newscaster, author, and musician.  Born on April 21st, 1969 in New London, Ohio, please stop being subtle and welcome, Miss Robin Meade!

 

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Bill Clinton’s Weenus

 

This will be an exploration of my long held theory that Bill will not allow Pickles McParkinsons to win the election so that he can continue to dick bimbos for the short remainder of his life.

Have you seen the first dude lately? He looks like he hasn’t had a decent meal in ten years or that his alleged syphilis is finally winning the war on women. I kid, I kid. He’s a vegan so you know he has syphilis.

So here’s the theory, in case you missed it in my survey class taught at Muppet U, or if you forgot what was written in the first paragraph: Bill will do anything to prevent Smiley McOpenmouth from getting in the oval office. Way too important to keep his little Gore wet. Yes, for those of you scoring at home, he calls his blank shooter Al Gore.

I bet you’re thinking I’m totally wrong. That the allure of being half of the first ever male/female presidential couple is just too, er, alluring. Consider this: whenever things get good for her, he trots out some sorry statement that even he, a veritable Da Vinci of lying can’t clean up.

Man, that’s gonna sting. Don’t get me wrong, no one cares what he said…except for the only man that might actually make a difference in the election: Golfy McOkieDoke. St Trayvon’s Dad is notoriously thin skinned and its well known that Obama and Bill already hate each other. Bill once told Obama that he should be getting him coffee rather than schlonging his wife (that’s Web Hubble’s job) and Obama’s black half never got over it. If you locked these two in a bedroom closet only one would emerge–probably Bill with panties on his head, wearing high heels, but that’s besides the point.  The hate is real my groovy babies, the hate is real.

Weenus + Viagra >Husband + Most Powerful Woman in the World

Its math, and therefore indisputable, although its probably racist.

FIN

 

 

BB&BF

Hello friends, and welcome to Big Boobs and Butt Friday.

 

 

Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995.  She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!).  Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!

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Gros Seins Vendredi

Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!

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