HHD – Monkey Style

So – it’s an honor to be allowed to fill in for teh Rocket Chick; i’ll try not to fail to launch this bitch in an appropriate manner (one that your mom would like).

I went the extra mile and commissioned a song to be written specifically for this poat – leon’s pricing was a bit high but he promised that he wouldn’t eat too many ‘shrooms whilst composing this amazing journey of musical  majesty –

What do you think?

Enjoy:

 

now onward to the hunky humps that the hostagettes and jewstin have been waiting for:

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Hello champagne drinkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on September 3rd, 1996 in Chicago, Illinois.  She does teh pron and has really pretty eyes.  5’5″ tall, 34D-24-35, please think things through and welcome, Miss Lana Rhoades!

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David Brooks is the Sandwich Artist of Virtue Signaling

From the NYTimes, so don’t click.

Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”

–David Brooks

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Weekend Good Boy

 

 

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Hello Trash Pandas, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model today was born June 16th, 1988 in San Juan Capistrano, California. 34DD-26-36, 5 ft 4 in and 115 lb.  Please mind your business and say hello to Miss Mai Ly  (AKA Mai Mao, Penny, Erin Virgin, Mia Crush, Cute Cindy, Tiny Mia, Enya, Mia Melons, Majbrit).

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Hello  shoppers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model was born in Brighton, England October 28th, 1998.  She stands 5’2″ and 108lbs, 30F-25-32.  Please pay attention and say ‘ello guvnor to Miss Jodie Gasson!

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