Hello Bearsharktopussies. Welcome to the 2009 Halloween Edition of Big Boob Friday. Your “Total Loser” costume is impressive.
First, if you were not around here last night, please go HERE and let me know if that applies to you.
Second, thank you wiserbud and the funny mothers that filled in for me in my absence. The quality was high and I will thank you in advance for not trying to make me look bad in the future. Please ask mesa and pajama momma for tips on how to do the worst BBF ever.
Third, eddiebear found a blog that’s almost as bad as JEFF OTTOMAN or CROSSED THE LINE!!. Go HERE for the suck.
There are many funny pictures of concerning pumpkin art but this remains one of my favorites. I want to party with the guy that did this.
Yes, I considered using Prisencolinensinainciusol as today’s song because it’s only the best fucking song ever. However it’s not nearly scary enough. When I was a little girl, my mom used to play songs like THIS for scary Halloween music. Now you can play Cradle of Filth and make people cry and run away. Freaks.
Although the models from the last few weeks were of excellent quality in their own right as hot chicks, there was a lack of emphasis on the Big in Big Boob Friday. Please allow me to re-focus this esteemed page.
You may remember today’s model from such films as SpongeBob SquarePants and The Guns of Navarone. However I have learned that she has decided to end her modeling career and pursue a more humanitarian profession.
Please drop trou and prepare to cough for your new nurse and model for today, Friday, October 30th, 2009, Faith Palmer. YAAAAAAY!!!!!!
If you’re thinking fake, yeah…I had to check again. No. They’re real. Further proof that God loves you and wants you to be happy.
Although many Democrats believe the world began when Obama was elected, save all the bad things he inherited from Bush, there was bunch of shit that happened before that. For instance…
* in 1735, President Number II: Electric Boogaloo John Adams was born in Braintree, Massachewshits.
* in 1821, Russian novelist and the author of The Idiot, Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, was born.
* in 1888, the first ballpoint pen was patented. STFU Uniball.
* in 1893, Charles Atlas was born and then immediately went to the beach and kicked sand in your face, 97-pound weakling.
* in 1896, Ruth Gordon was born. She was the first to sound the alarm of pet chimps.
* in 1930, Turkey and Greece signed a treaty of friendship on FaceChimp and then talked about who they hated more, Jon or Kate.
* in 1938, Orson Welles made a nation shit its pants with the broadcast of “War of the Worlds“. One day later, “Whore of the Worlds” began filming in California.
* in 1939, singer hippy Grace Slick was born in Chicago.
* in 1945, Henry Winkler was born in NYC. Ayyyyyyyyyyy.
* in 1946, Andrea Mitchell was born. She doesn’t know that Goerge Soros is a left-wing nutjob. Hahahahahahahahaha!! Supermassive idiot.
* in 1953, Dr. Albert Schweitzer was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for being an articulate, bright, clean, nice-looking guy.
* in 1991, the Mid East peace conference began in Madrid, Spain.
Happy Halloween cool kids!! I hope you dress up (regularly scheduled crossdressing doesn’t count) this weekend and have some great fun. I don’t really have plans which is okay with me. That probably means I’ll be around to link pictures of you doing stupid shit.
Here’s some witches brew with which I shall make a toast to you.
Now let’s be careful out there. Cheers.
Hey….who ate all the fucking snickers?