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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 7th, 1996 in Boca Raton, Florida. The city’s name comes from boca de ratones, a Spanish term meaning “rat’s mouth” that appeared on early maps and referred to hidden sharp-pointed rocks that gnawed or fretted ships’ cables. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 120 lbs. Please be nice to Miss Jenna Berman.

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June 9, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #indogyears, #Problematic, 10/10 Would Smash, All the way to the floor, American Hero, ann coulter, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Boobs, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, dog love, Fat Piece of Shit, Glitter Shit, Good Stupid, High and tight, Hot Diggity Dog, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Don't Know What Day It Is, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jugs Du Jour, Knockers, Lets Go Brandon, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, MJ with an Ice Hammer, monkey madness, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, Peace Through Douche, Suck It., those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 58 Comments

HHD 06-07-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It’s been that kind of a week, and it’s only Wednesday.

Now for the hunks.

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June 7, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: holy crap i am tired . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 76 Comments

HHD 05-31-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I almost went with this but decided on this one instead.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Jonah Hauer King.

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May 31, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: but I remembered this time, short week . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 79 Comments

HHD 05-24-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need a classic tune.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Alberto Frezza.

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May 24, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: TPTMNBN is kicking my ass . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 105 Comments

HHD 05-17-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
When I saw yesterday’s post of “Meme It”, this is the song I thought of.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Pierce Brosnan.

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May 17, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: nine states in ten days . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 63 Comments

HHD 05-10-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more laidback this week with the music, though it reminds me of “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”.

Now for the hunks.

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May 10, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: on the road again . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 85 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born February 21st, 1992 in Lviv, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 38 – 30 – 40 and 179 lbs. Please put out a snack tray for Miss Alexsis Faye aka Alexis Faye / Alexsis .

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May 5, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, Allegedly, amazing post, Army Stronk, Baconwrappedboobbeer, BBF, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, Boobs, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, dicking bimbos, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Fuck you Georgia, H2 Pets, Huge Musical Breadth, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Loose Ass Snatch, Luckiest Dog Alive, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, robust hindquarters, Rosetta Likes This, She-Meat . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 106 Comments

HHD 05-03-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more in-your-face than my usual picks.

Now for the hunks, mostly from “Nefarious”.
Jordan Belfi

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May 3, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: creeped out by nefarious . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 89 Comments

HHD 04-19-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need to get my “Best of the Mavericks” CD out.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy David Tennant.

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April 19, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: fewer kidney stones, moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 78 Comments

HHD 04-12-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I remember Elvis singing this song, but I decided to go with the Platters’ version.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Johnny Messner.

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April 12, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: fewer kidney stones, moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 56 Comments

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