Shane’s World

Ok, all the pervs who got that, raise your hands.

Whoa. You people are sick!

Shane obviously is an H2 lurker

BBF

Hello spelunkers and drink-mixers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our model for today was born December 27th, 1989 in Wordsley, Dudley, West Midlands, England.  5’5“, 34E-25-37 and 105 lbs, please express yourself artistically  and say hello to Miss Caitlin Wynters!

Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

Upon Which We Proclaim Our Joy for The C**t’s Demise

 

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Added, cuz it’s freakin hilarious!

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to the insomnia edition of Hunky Hump Day. Better this than no poat at all. Let’s get to it.
This showed up on a list on one-hit wonders, and I liked it.

I finally saw “Sully”, and I give it 4.732 out of 5 bald heads. Aaron Eckhart co-stars with Tom Hanks.

BBF – National Underwear Day edition

Good morning, H2! Happy National Underwear Day! I hope you listened to your mom and wore clean ones. Or at all.

Today’s guest is a companion of one of our national heroes, Leonardo DiCaprio. A man of deep insight, and scientific knowledge. Possibly only rivaled by Sarah Silverman. She is a product of the Eastern European country of Poland. I don’t see any definite statistics, but lets just say more than a handful on a 5′ 8″ frame. Let’s have a big welcome to Eva Kawalec!

BrokenKeyboardWire

HehGuessWhichPieceOfMineKeyboardBrokeThisNight?

 

NancyEckles

b.California

ThisIsRediculous.I’mTotallySpacingOut

HaveACoolDay.

 

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LOOK AT THAT FACE

 

The End is Nigh or Something

So, there’s supposed to be a lunar eclipse or a supermoon or a blood moon or all three tonight. I think the gist of it is that the moon is supposed to blow up or some junk. I’m not sure, but Roamy could probably blind you with the science behind it. That is, if the moon wasn’t fake. Anyway, these guys wrote a song to celebrate the occasion:

More moon facts below the jump:

MMM 189: Feelin’ mighty fine

I’m up late on Sunday watching Spanish soaps on the Netflix. I just finished showing my wife Monster Squad, which I first saw in 1988. Go watch it right now just for this snippet:

Not only could you not make this movie today, you could never, ever film a scene with a heroic boy with a shotgun taking ownership of his name and refusing to be bullied. This is what we’ve lost, and we are unfathomably poorer for it. It might seem like a little thing, a meaningless bit of drek cinema, but it’s lost to us, maybe forever, and that’s a bad, bad thing.

Fist bump, Horace, you were and always will be my hero. I was 12 and I was fat and you gave me hope. They wouldn’t even call you fat today, bro. You’d be a regular kid nowadays.

Picture time. Getting some sun.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving, albeit with a weird enough video, even Rosetta might say WTF?

Clearly, a lot of drugs were consumed in the 1970’s.
Let’s see who’s in the hunk folder for today.