HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Happy birthday to Jimbro! Image search of “sexy lady Maine” gets you this. She’ll do, I think.
Song of the day. The kids chose this for their first dance, not knowing that I put this on a mix tape for Mr. RFH when we were dating long distance.

Now for the hunks. He was a “who dis?” from AoS, and now I don’t remember his name. Whoops.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on March 6th, 1997 in Hungary.  She stands 5′ 1″ and measures 34 – 25 – 36 and 117 lbs.  Please light a candle or curse the dog-head for Miss Jessica Albanka AKA Alisa Amore AKA Inez Fulitko.

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born on March 4th, 1994 in Russia.  She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs with K-cup honkers.  Please form an orderly line behind Miss Stacy Vandenberg AKA Adriana Fenice AKA Nastya.

 

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
New beginnings this weekend. Rocketboy and FDIL have been dating for 4.5 years, two of those years long distance. Mr. RFH and I could sympathize – I alternated work and school while we were dating. This song reminds me of those days of leaving here around 8 AM and getting to Mr. RFH around 4:30 PM. I made the trip often enough and stopped at the same gas station in Cleveland, TN that one employee recognized me (or my car, it was a weird car) and would have a large coffee with two sugars ready for me when I got out of the ladies room.

Now for the hunks. Ryan Reynolds welcome.

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Current earworm, sort of A-ha meets Michael Jackson.

Let’s see some hunks.
Nice eyes.

Meme No More

My new favorite Molly Hatchet tune. Stay for the totally awesome guitar solo. Even Car in will like it.

Mare!

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And the pun!

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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started. (inspired by Forgedrite showing up)
I needed to get a haircut like a month ago, so I’m getting desperate now.

Now for the hunks. I got distracted by the mothership’s “who dis”, Daniel Litman.

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Thanks to Osita for the song of the day.

Now for the hunks.
This would be a good one for Ace’s “Who dis” series.

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks.

Monday Motivational Mumbo-Jumbo

Soooo, all summer, I had “events” to train for, and dieting just wasn’t on my mind .   But now … there is not really anything on the horizon- no big challenges, etc. No excuses.

So  I stepped on the scale and this is what I saw:

 

I’d like to drop about 15 pounds, so today is the first day of the rest of my … bla bla bla.

Onto the “motivational” pictures.

What do we have in the “binders” today… oh, lookie here …

Fat women:

 

Fat man:

 

Fat Cat:

 

Fat Dog:

Fat mouse:

 

Fat horse:

 

Fat Patrick Star:

 

I think I’ve illustrated the “fat” point pretty well. But WHAT diet to do? This one looks nice:

 

 

Ten pounds in a week? Sign me up. Week and a half, and I’d be DONE.  I can’t find any information on it, so if anyone knows the ancient Chinese secret to losing 10 pounds in a week, drop me a line.

Then there is  Eat All You Want Diet , which speaks to me on a spiritual level.  You are supposed  to read your body’s cues about what you need to eat, and how much, etc. Which … I’m pretty sure is how most of us ended up in the shape we’re in.

Or perhaps the Skinny Bitch Diet?

In essence this is an extreme vegan diet that describes meat as ‘dead, rotting, decomposing flesh’. The list of forbidden foods includes all animal products (meat, poultry, fish, eggs, dairy), refined flour, sugar, honey, beer, caffeine (coffee, tea, chocolate) and any food that contains chemical additives like artificial sweeteners. “Sugar is the devil and artificial sweeteners just as bad” they state.

Sounds like FUN!

I think the worst diet that I’ve actually known people to try is the “egg diet”.  I probably rolled my eyes the last time someone told me there were going on this diet.  LOSE 24 POUNDS in 14 DAYS!!!

Awesome, right?

How does it work? Well, this is basically what you eat:

Breakfast: 2 boiled eggs and 1 citric fruit.
-Lunch: 2 slices of bread and some fruit.
-Dinner: a bowl of salad and chicken.

 

…for two weeks.  Someone try it and let me know how it goes.

I’m going to just do the boring “count macros, eat less, work-out ” thing.   Mare is encouraged to call me a fat-ass until I reach my goal-ish range.   Macrostax is the program I’m using (it’s just an app) and I’ll up my running while I can, and continue with crossfit.