Trebuchet team hit the road an hour ago. I was going to binge-watch “Last Man Standing” but “leaving Sept. 30” was 12:01 AM, not 11:59 PM. Bummer. So let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
For Mare and me.
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Ok, all the pervs who got that, raise your hands.
Whoa. You people are sick!
Shane obviously is an H2 lurker
That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.
So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.
The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.
So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’
Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.
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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!
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Added, cuz it’s freakin hilarious!
Good morning, and welcome to the insomnia edition of Hunky Hump Day. Better this than no poat at all. Let’s get to it.
This showed up on a list on one-hit wonders, and I liked it.
I finally saw “Sully”, and I give it 4.732 out of 5 bald heads. Aaron Eckhart co-stars with Tom Hanks.
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Good morning, H2! Happy National Underwear Day! I hope you listened to your mom and wore clean ones. Or at all.
Today’s guest is a companion of one of our national heroes, Leonardo DiCaprio. A man of deep insight, and scientific knowledge. Possibly only rivaled by Sarah Silverman. She is a product of the Eastern European country of Poland. I don’t see any definite statistics, but lets just say more than a handful on a 5′ 8″ frame. Let’s have a big welcome to Eva Kawalec!
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