That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.
So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.
The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.
So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’
Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.
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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!
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Good morning, and welcome to the insomnia edition of Hunky Hump Day. Better this than no poat at all. Let’s get to it.
This showed up on a list on one-hit wonders, and I liked it.
I finally saw “Sully”, and I give it 4.732 out of 5 bald heads. Aaron Eckhart co-stars with Tom Hanks.
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Good morning, H2! Happy National Underwear Day! I hope you listened to your mom and wore clean ones. Or at all.
Today’s guest is a companion of one of our national heroes, Leonardo DiCaprio. A man of deep insight, and scientific knowledge. Possibly only rivaled by Sarah Silverman. She is a product of the Eastern European country of Poland. I don’t see any definite statistics, but lets just say more than a handful on a 5′ 8″ frame. Let’s have a big welcome to Eva Kawalec!
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I’m up late on Sunday watching Spanish soaps on the Netflix. I just finished showing my wife Monster Squad, which I first saw in 1988. Go watch it right now just for this snippet:
Not only could you not make this movie today, you could never, ever film a scene with a heroic boy with a shotgun taking ownership of his name and refusing to be bullied. This is what we’ve lost, and we are unfathomably poorer for it. It might seem like a little thing, a meaningless bit of drek cinema, but it’s lost to us, maybe forever, and that’s a bad, bad thing.
Fist bump, Horace, you were and always will be my hero. I was 12 and I was fat and you gave me hope. They wouldn’t even call you fat today, bro. You’d be a regular kid nowadays.
Picture time. Getting some sun.
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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get moving, albeit with a weird enough video, even Rosetta might say WTF?
Clearly, a lot of drugs were consumed in the 1970’s.
Let’s see who’s in the hunk folder for today.
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Hello naughty penguins, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
One of these catchers is not like the other.
Both of these gifs exhibit stunning camera work.
The real story behind the Loco in Oso.
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Our model for today is from Riga, Latvia which I believe is a first. She is an adult model and porn star, stands 5’5″ and 120lbs, 34E-24-36 all around with no tattoos, and I really, really looked. Please stop trying to add to my workload and welcome, Miss Viola Bailey!
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