HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Well, I don’t know if some kind person fixed the editor or if clearing the cache did the trick, but I’m happy to report that editing is not a PITA this week. The buttons are there, so let’s push ’em.
First, the song of the day.

Then the hunks.

Let’s Try To Laugh A Little Today, M’kay?

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. I hate hate hate the new editor. This is an old poat, copied over so I have all the tags and shit, because stupid me installed Chrome only to find out that doesn’t work for me, either. The usual menu where I can add media is still gone. POS. Enough of that noise, let’s get started.

I like the twofer…

Big Boob Friday

Everyone shut your smollet hole and pay attention for a second. Donald Trump is god’s gift to conservatives. You may quibble with his demeanor, his communication style, or his brash NY sensibilities. You may not quibble with his results. As George Washington once said of the great Civil War general Winston Churchill, ‘I can’t spare this man. He fights.’

Ladies and gentleman, I believe this is the difference between the GOP and Trump voters. The CC republicans can’t and won’t fight, whereas his base is begging for it. Brigadier General Jay-Z said it best when referring to the chickenheads of the Afrikorps on the eve of the battle of Saratoga…

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho (never trump)
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no goddamn sense try and push me
I tried to ignore ’em, talk to the Lord
Pray for ’em, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight

If that doesn’t perfectly describe Jonah Goldberg I don’t what does. Loud as a motorbike, but couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight. Dammit man, do a few burpees and have some self respect.

Today’s model is a gorgeous and slim bed duster. You’re welcome! Please put down your ski masks, white face, clothesline, and red hats and welcome Antonella Khallo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Pour me another cup of coffee, and let’s get moving.

I watched “Hacksaw Ridge” on Sunday and saw this guy…

BBF

Welcome to Big Boob Friday. Well, we’ll see if I get booed out of the room for this one or if this gets pushed down like whoever gets in the way of your mom at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
So I saw this video:

(There’s a pretty good metal version of a Britney Spears song that I like better than the original)
And I thought, “Self, those dancers are pretty hot, they gave their Instagram addresses, I bet that would make a decent BBF post.” So here we are.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Birthday boy Dean Geyer.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks. RIP to Clark Gable’s grandson, who died at the age of 30.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day, where pants need to be zipped and orientation doesn’t matter. Let’s get started.

(can you tell I’m sick of this weather?)
Let’s see who is in the hunky folder for today.
Libtard, but nice to look at.

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I was sorry to hear about Peter Tork. He was not my favorite Monkee (that would be Mike), but I liked him well enough and am sad that another bit from childhood is gone. Ain’t no way I’m playing “Auntie Grizelda”, though, for our song today.

Now for the hunks.