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HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
This showed up on shuffle, so why not.

Now for the hunks.
In theory, birthday boy Michael Schoeffling of “Sixteen Candles”, but I’m not sure it is.

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December 11, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I'm all out of bubble gum, Muddle My Mint, QUID PRO QUO, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 137 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Hadn’t heard this in ages, reminds me of awkward dating in junior high school.

Now for the hunks.
Time for a Hallmark Channel movie.

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December 4, 2019
Categories: 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Sure Why Not, Taint Tanner, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 185 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I am not a fan of Dan Fogelburp, but this hasn’t been played to death, and it’s about Maine in autumn (for Jimbro).

Now for the hunks.
Inspired by “The Crown”, I bring you Andrew Buchan.

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November 27, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, Baseball, beefcake, Hulk Smash, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Muddle My Mint, Really, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Tastes More Like Regular, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 101 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Mark Bonnar above the fold.

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November 20, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Not Boobs, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: out of words . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 156 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s watch the Dims make fools of themselves today or just ignore the DC circus and listen to some music. This is a repeat, but I needed the laugh.

It was pointed out that the song is a lot like Phantom of the Opera. You be the judge.
Now for the hunks.

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November 13, 2019
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Cockfacefuckaloo, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I'm 7 Indians, I'm gonna need new batteries, Muddle My Mint, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: crappy purple scion, Hoff . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 150 Comments

Two Days ‘Till Tool Thursday

Well, Jimbro apparently is busy and he asked me yesterday if I could fill in today, and he SPECIFICALLY asked me to do a Tool post (I swear), and I figured … “What the heck? What do I have going on?” Then Pat ended up in the hospital. But I put my priorities in order, pulled up my big-cis-girl gender-conforming panties, and got to business.

What *is* Tool? I mean, besides an alt- prog-art-post metal band? This, according to Maynard:

“Tool is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a big dick. It’s a wrench. … we are … your tool; use us as a catalyst in your process of finding out whatever it is you need to find out, or whatever it is you’re trying to achieve.”

Although not their first album, their popularity started with this song:

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November 7, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 / 9 fucks given, BANGLAR!, barely passable trannies, BOOP!, Chubs, dicking bimbos, fucking genius, Hardware, I am judging you, I Love You Peeps, i'm zero indians, illuminati, LEMON PARTY BISHES!!!, Snake juice guzzler . . Author: Car in . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD

Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Back in the saddle again after a busy, hectic week. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks. This is the week for stolens and leftovers.
From Faceplant.

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November 6, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, CHAD, coonskin cap, Fire melt steel mantra, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Marez-ee-dotes, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 157 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

A cover (**looks around nervously for Wiserbud**) by an a capella band. There’s no instruments, that’s them doing beatboxing or whatever. (Hold on to your panties around 2:10.)

Now for the hunks.
Pretty sure this is Scott Eastwood.

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October 23, 2019
Categories: 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Moon Pie Smash, Muddle My Mint, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Stetson (for men), STFU, Sure Why Not, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 100 Comments

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day. (Sorry, it’s an ad, but I thought she was cute.)

Finally turning colder, might be a 3 dog night.

There are no truly handsome actors born yesterday (when I was putting this together) or today. Larry Miller, Shawn Andrews, Jere Burns, Tim Robbins, Barry Corbin, Todd Stashwick. Maybe Christopher Mitchum, but there’s not really any good pics of him. So I am going to wish happy birthday to one of my favorite Star Trek actors, Mark Lenard.

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