Simple + Machine = Simple Machine

I remember reading about simple machines back in elementary school. Probably read it in an encyclopedia one day. Yeah, pre-internet, pre-video games we lived a boring life. Our parents bought the World Book Encyclopedia and we actually used it since going to the library was a pain in the ass when you didn’t have a car. Or driver’s license for that matter. This quote always puzzled me as a kid

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to yet another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I was sorry to hear about Peter Tork. He was not my favorite Monkee (that would be Mike), but I liked him well enough and am sad that another bit from childhood is gone. Ain’t no way I’m playing “Auntie Grizelda”, though, for our song today.

Now for the hunks.

These Should Be Used More Often

I’ve run across a bunch of words recently that I haven’t seen or used in a long time.

Some words remind me of the George Carlin skit about being funny:

borborygmus is one that I find humorous – i think of politicians when i hear it.

MMM 357: scraping the bottom of the binders

Turns out there were a few images left, and Roamy said she kind of missed these, so here’s an old-school MMM poat for a change of pace.

Bon Mot Memes

 

BBF

Hello , and welcome to Big Boyg Friday.

 

boyg – a problem difficult to get to grips with

 

 

Your model for today was born April 26th, 1996 in ‘Merica, she currently resides in Las Vegas.  She stands 5′ 3″, measures 34-24-34 and 107 lbs.  Please straighten up  and welcome Miss Sofia Bevarly!

 

Cabin Fever Reliever

We’re getting deep into this winter season.  Staring at the same 4 walls in the cabin and looking out the window and seeing an endless snowy landscape leads to desperation. I’d like to think that explains some of the bizarre behavior we’re seeing, like MAGA-noose-bleach attacks and lawmakers crafting real infanticide laws which are greeted by a yawn by the MSM while totally made up Handmaids are ZOMG coming in Drump’s Amerikkka seriously you guys! Yeah … it’s good to step back out of the twitterverse and view the real world in front of you. Not the one where you look at the obvious byproducts of our messed up society but the world you’ve created and aspire to. So much better not knowing who all the people who are famous for being famous are, isn’t it? This is the time of year where there’s lots of weird contests to deal with boredom as well as the start of garden and boating shows. I’ll leave you with a few examples of each. First, the snowmobile egg run for charity.

If you look at the foreground all that yellow is yolk. http://q1065.fm/and-in-the-end-q106-5-egg-ride-2019/

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Should have played this one for Valentine’s Day.

Now for the hunks.

nobody likes a smartasz

MMM 356: these aren’t roots

Most of the fungal mass on this earth isn’t fruiting bodies, it’s this stuff.