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Your model for today was born March 11th, 1997 in Munich, Bavaria, Germany. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34 – 24 – 35 and 120 lbs. Please get your feet set for Miss Carina Zavline.
August 4, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, BBF, Beauty Personified, Don't Talk Shit About Total, flowering flower, fucking genius, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, High and tight, I am a BOOB GENIUS, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone, No more wire hangers, Off-Putting Whang, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Pudding-Off What?, Russian Collusion, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Smokeshow, Socialism!, The 1% . . Author: Pupster
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
Can’t you just take my word for it?
Smokey or something like that
Last full day of vacation, let’s make it a good one!
*rain*
I love this story.
https://www.outkick.com/gardner-minshew-frugal-old-car-mattress-trash/
9/10 would import for spouse visa then cry when she vanished 90 days later.
Gronk did something similar Lumpy
https://thespun.com/more/top-stories/report-heres-what-rob-gronkowski-did-with-his-nfl-salary
Lashing rain here too
Going to rain here Sunday and Monday. We are going to try and get another load of urea out on the field tomorrow in hopes of a third cutting.
Very pretty. Nice job, Pupster!
wakey wakey
The opening band was really good last night. QOTSA was awesome, of course.
Opener: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WI3iul6fZA
Hmm, I have won $100 gift cards from Costco, Walmart, Amazon, and Best Buy, all with the same wording and suss link to collect my winnings.
The bot must be lazily coded. I’d have had something to check the recency of messages sent to a particular address.
Some girls have all the luck.
This is one fine example of Teutonic femininity.
Looks Russian to me.
https://is.gd/BkguDA
^rumble link
Looks Russian to me.
I told her to leave Poland alone.
I would permit her on my Sudentland.
Pupster, that rumble video is so cute and funny
She looks expensive. Probably worth it, though.
Last night I had a dream that I had to do a report and presentation on how hairstyles are racist. There’s no escaping this crap.
Today’s Pool League Report – I was not on the roster so I did not play. The handicap was in their favor with us needing 16 games to their 10. Alas, absent my talent and leadership they came up one game short.
My pickling lime is coming today, but my white jar lids won’t be here until tomorrow.
I need a dry-erase marker to put dates on my egg jars.
that rumble video is so cute and funny
Almost wholesome much like today’s model.
You chicken tenders are posting pickled egg recipes with 6 month shelf life? That seems like a low amount of months.
Putting them in lime water is supposed to preserve for up to 2 years. I only need them to be good through the winter so when the birds aren’t laying I still have eggs.
https://is.gd/BSQa0c
^Rumble Video Link
Lime not like what you put in the coconut. Lime like the other kind of lime.
Calcium carbonate.
I’m still kind of slow please forgive me. LIME WATER?
*gets out small notebook*
*flips past pages that read “pylon” and “triptych” *
*writes “lime water picked eggs”*
I think there has been a misunderstanding on my part.
*slides margarita mix under the table with my foot*
Sorry, eggshells are calcium carbonate, pickling lime is calcium hydroxide.
https://www.askaprepper.com/how-to-preserve-eggs-with-lime-water/
*build additional pylons to store eggs in lime water*
I do kind of hate this as a recipe, though:
In a large jar, mix room temperature water with one ounce (about two heaping tablespoons) of calcium hydroxide.
How large is large, buddy? WTF kinda measure is “large”?
It looks like a quart jar in the photo, so I’m going with quart, but I wouldn’t trust this author with gunpowder or concrete production.
Lime is not calcium carbonate. It’s calcium oxide. Also known as quicklime. Manufactured by heating limestone.
Slaked lime or pickling lime is calcium hydroxide.
Calcium carbonate is chalk, or what they put in Tums(TM) and the primary component of marble or limestone. Naturally occurring.
Yes I already said that, I’d had the eggshell chemistry in mind and why the lime water would preserve its integrity and mistyped.
Wait, so I shouldn’t be preserving eggs with the same stuff I use to dissolve…uh…got it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limewater
I don’t think the size of the jar matters, as long as it is big enough to hold your eggs or whatever you are “pickling” so long as you can still pick it up and move it. Think large restaurant-size pickle jars like you see at Costco or Walmart.
Calcium hydroxide is not very soluble, so you reach a saturated solution quickly. Filter out the solid calcium hydroxide that didn’t dissolve.
According to the American Egg Board, the shell of the egg is composed of calcium carbonate (about 94%) with small amounts of magnesium carbonate, calcium phosphate and other organic matter, including protein.
Was trying to think about why lime water worked for this, and I think it’s a calcium exchange with the water as a solvent coupled with the water keeping airborn germs off the shells.
Got it, leon. The lag between when I type a comment and then refresh the page and see all the new comments.
The AK couple that did it in 5 gal buckets had a total loss of one bucket because a few shells cracked. I can see the weight eventually being an issue as the top eggs press on the bottom ones, plus I don’t know what one broken egg does to all the rest in the container. I’ve got wide-mouth quart jars, so that’s the plan.
I thought that waterglass (sodium silicate) was used to preserve eggs. But more like a coating on the shell than a solution that you immerse the eggs in.
Supposed to be good for over a year of storage.
https://homesteadingfamily.com/preserved-eggs-water-glassing-eggs-for-long-term-storage/
If I could get my eggshells hot enough… I could make my own lime.
I think “hot enough” is like 1000C though.
The recipe at that link is much more precise, thanks. 1oz/qt.
wouldn’t the eggs scramble at 1000c?
and now for news from the Obama paddleboard saga:
iSource News
@isource_news
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39m
✓Exclusive
NO SIGNS OF STRUGGLE BY TAFARI TO STAY ALIVE
“Based on all the information at hand, Mr. Campbell was most likely dead before he went into the water,” said a CSI expert hired by iSN.
[Developing]
The official autopsy will report no drugs in his system.
*slaps down a crisp Lincoln*
No no no, they aren’t groomers
twitter: Bottoming for middle schoolers
https://is.gd/IykJdm
^Rumble Video Link
https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/desperation-creeps-in/
heh, the butter slide, and the kid with the phone
Tempted to get this. Banned by the penis rocket bookstore.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-plague-of-models-kenneth-p-green/1143546387
Leon, the guy over at Skillcult was able to convert oyster shells and chunks of limestone with a very small kiln he made out of clay slip and long grass. Eggshells should be no problem.
So, rando thought just now. Science fiction has repeatedly told the story (in movies, etc) about how the population gets dumber and less healthy … society descending into chaos because of this. But what they never depict is that this is caused by rampant immigration. No, they always want to say it’s the white people who are getting fatter and dumber because that is politically ok.
Check out the dialysis centers… I’m not saying white people aren’t getting fat and unhealthy … but the “underclass” of all origins is NOT a healthy group – whether bad food choices, or drugs or alcohol. Mean while they drag us further and further down the stupid scale.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
There’s that, but there’s also this:
Yes, I know it’s cooked vs raw food for cats, but it also shows that it took 2 generations of malnurishment to see the visible defects. We’re about 3 human generations into industrial food production and distribution — with the degree of synthetic chemistry and substitution increasing every year — and some urban populations eat hardly any traditional, whole foods at all. Even the bread in the bags at most stores isn’t really bread anymore, nor is the soap used in baths and showers actual soap. It all adds up.
I do already see a pronounced shift in facial structure. Young men today look very different from photos of same-aged GIs deploying for WWI and WWII.
I think society descending into chaos is their plan. And they don’t care how it happens. In fact, I suspect they are trying it out by more than one method.
chaos means communism is welcomed into the public square.
Are we finding out — well, we knew, but still — that 0 is gay to get the heat off him for the dead chef? Feels like more stray voltage.
Dead, just like the chef.
Does this mean Dans pickled eggs are going bye bye? Skorts went on clearance today. I channeled my inner Carin and bought a skirt. I can thank lumps for the frugal Minshew link, but Dan already knew so 🤷🏼♀️
We just had our last (fancy) seafood dinner for this vacation, in the morning we will pack and vacate the premises. None of the old people died and none of the young people changed gender so all in all my life is awesome and I am the luckiest dog alive.
Please explain how being a closeted gay “gets the heat off” for a suspicious dead staff member please. Use small words because I’m not sure we have fallen far enough for this as of yet.
Once again, I am jealous of the margins at the HQ.
It’s really up to Dan and his pickling brine of choice. I am but a chickenless pup in a sea of rental hens.
It gets 0’s name on a bunch of “News” stories that don’t involve the dead chef, he gets a chance to comment and deny it angrily while chastizing backward evil rightwingers for hating on gays. Or he embraces it and says he’s bi but just loves
MichealMichelle sooooo0000ooo much. Either way people are talking about 0 but not about the dead chef murdered for seeing Mike’s giant wang.So when are you getting chickens, Pupster?
When I stop renting. Soon.
I mean even the worst security detail ever would get the dead guy out of the harbor the primary lives on , right? The Worst wouldn’t show off bruises a few days later. I mean, right? If you are not acting with impunity, sending a message “I do what I want” why else would this be so obvious?
Obviously being cum drunk makes O do some crazy shit
I would posit that the body was dead before it was in the water.
It just doesn’t make sense unless O the idiot is the murderer and mastermind unless it’s a hit in which case also amateurish. Someone killed my Big Gay Chef so sad I’m hiring.
Tell the truth. We wouldn’t be conspiring, if these MFers, just told the truth.
I actually think the death was an accident during something that no one wants to talk about, and they dumped the body with a paddleboard to cover it up. The hand and eye injury could be unrelated and it never occurred to 0 that the two would be connected.
Or it could be Michael beating him because he got his butt buddy too high and she was mad about having to help move the body.
Chappaquiddick level stupidity and arrogance.
Alternate scenario: Michelle finds O & Chef going at it and doesn’t like what he sees.
Angry at not being invited, perhaps.
Also I want manly bonus sea dog credit for swimming in the ocean 10+ times AFTER I stepped on something in 4′ of water that swam away.
He wore a tan suit and you MAGAts are trying to make him a conspiracy theory. 🤣🤣🤣👋🏻👊🏻
WTF is wrong with you?
Don’t go in the ocean, there’s giant squids in that shit.
Why would you go in the water? Don’t get off the boat
Oso doesn’t remember the “Bathhouse Barry” revelations from HillBuzz.
Oso remembers Bathhouse Barry. Oso remembers Mare and the private school on Oahu.
Intrepid Brave Sea Dog credit
In all marriages, there are days where we explore that delicate social interplay between a wife trying to be helpful with a task, and a husband who wants her to burst into flames and die immediately.
so that’s the kind of day we had today
The chef’s autopsy report will conveniently omit that his rectum was REKT by a massive meat-hammer, curiously the exact same shape and size as Big Mike’s.
*Goes back to lurking*
Home school your kids, because guys like this are few and far between.
https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/08/03/wwii-paratrooper-famous-for-bringing-beer-to-wounded-troops-dies-at-98/
https://tinyurl.com/ms9fwaxf
This is probably failure theater (Ozzie style) but it’s still pretty good.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/CYHsGUS3ajZa/
Be careful out there Pup. One day soon the BBF model may not be real.
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/sexy-ai-influencers-invade-social-media
https://twitter.com/MyTZus/status/1687451934733516800/photo/1
Erotic AI chatbots were a thing before they open-sourced ChatGPT. I imagine they are much more powerful now. Combine with Stable Diffusion and the like and they can generate imagery on the fly to match the conversation.
I love skirts and skorts. I need more of them. /catching up
I endorse this plan. It’s brilliant. https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/08/04/nyc-mayor-eric-adams-considers-opening-migrant-camp-central-park/
Thousands and thousands of displaced young adult men camping in Central Park. What could go wrong?
Winter is coming.
so that’s the kind of day we had today
I suspect the CT Brisket Report shall be a doozy.
*waves at Sean*
Have you tried Strawberry and Cream Soda Dr. Pepper? It’s a thing.
Decipher each retrieved password.
Tried it, Puppeh. It’s good, but I still prefer Diet Dr Pepper.
I agree, she doesn’t look Germanic.
Not that I care what language she speaks.
Dammn good job, pupster.