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Your model for today was born March 7th, 1996 in Boca Raton, Florida. The city’s name comes from boca de ratones, a Spanish term meaning “rat’s mouth” that appeared on early maps and referred to hidden sharp-pointed rocks that gnawed or fretted ships’ cables. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 34 – 24 – 36 and 120 lbs. Please be nice to Miss Jenna Berman.
June 9, 2023
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
Seems like a solid contender to be the next ex-mrs. phat.
In Hawaii news, the cafe next to my hotel offers this gem on the breakfast menu:
Southern Fried Catfish Breakfast:
Crispy cornmeal crusted Catfish served with cheese grits, eggs & biscuits with white gravy n’ sausage
Going to bed now, but bet your ass this Texas boy is diving into that in the am!
Don’t sleep too late …
https://tinyurl.com/3nybd89p
I was previously unaware of the existence of portable vacuum devices dedicated to the temporary enhancement of lip plumpness.
BBF is educational and I only read it for the articles
Holy shit
If I was in the market for a new companion I believe I’d have to up my pay grade to play in that pool.
Yeah, she doesn’t look remotely within my budget.
I’m sure she would love a guy just for the quality of his character and not what she could get fro- HAAAHAHA HAAA HAHA HA HAAA
sorry, I tried
Imma name my first yacht “Good Sense of Humor”.
Very pretty, especially when she smiles.
Comment by jam2 on June 9, 2023 6:08 am
Holy shit
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hhhahhahahhaha
I’m pretty sure she’s been to Dubai.
As a guest of some halfwit sheik.
And got paid handsomely for it.
So if you guys can pay for that kind of lifestyle/travel, yep, dive right in.
Speaking of diving, Phat, where are you staying?
wakey wakey
Something tells me that since she has to pimp vitamins and beauty products on social media (which seems to be a career for thousands of girls like her), she isn’t that high budget. And she’d more likely be the target of white slavers if she went to the Middle East, and end up in that halfwit sheik’s harem.
But I still couldn’t afford her.
Someone posted a meme about how girls (mostly) trying to make $$$ on onlyfans (or, I’d add instagram) now know how it feels to be a local DJ/rapper.
The breakeven/”I can live on just this income” for YT seems to be around 100k subs with 2-5k consistent views on videos at least 3x week, but that’s with general monetization and free access. I don’t know what the OF skim % is from the video/subscription fees, but I would guess the subscriber counts are much much lower in general. Still, if 6k simps are willing to pay $3 a month just to see static content and you can get superchats in livestreams, seems like a gal could make quite a bit with a relatively small fanbase.
Whoa!
Grand slam
Three pointer at the buzzer
Hat trick
Winner by a mile
Blow out
KO
In various comments, people accuse her of not telling the truth about the destruction of the marriage – typical single mom BS.
Yea, ok. Except there is this: “It’s been two years since this happened. If I’m being honest I nearly lost my mind. I think almost anyone would. I was beyond heartbroken. Even more so when all offers for co-parenting mediation were rejected as involvement with us would complicate his future.
To this day, I receive no alimony, child support, or anything like that. I could’ve pushed harder for it initially, but while still hoping he would return I certainly didn’t have it in me to fight over money.”
Dude abandoned his kid.
If the court ordered child support and it isn’t being paid, the ex-husband’s security clearance is in question.
An FSO or .gov access investigator would have to (1) know that was the case and (2) make a stink about it.
Today’s Pool League Report: we faced a strong team last night where all players were 50% and above, so the handicap put us at 7 games needed versus their 19. We also had a substitute player who had a physical handicap that required him to mostly play one-handed. I didn’t have good feelings about this one but nonetheless we got NINE games and won the match! Personally I went 3 for 5 with clutch bank shots on the 8-ball twice, restoring honor and glory to the House of Hot Sausages. One Hand Man turned out to be a decent defensive player and he contributed two wins as well.
Sounds like she was utterly broken by the entire thing and may not have really had the will or resources to pay for a lawyer and get what she was owed?
A morally upright person wouldn’t have allowed it. But I guess it isn’t really that crazy to imagine someone working for the government in who knows what sort of TS capacity isn’t morally upright.
Speaking of which, my son voiced concerned working long term for certain alphabet agencies and I told him something someone told me: If all the good people left, that would leave ONLY the corrupt.
Child support isn’t really something one has to ask for. I have never seen a family court where the issue wouldn’t be raised sua sponte by the court itself or a GAL when there are minor children. It’s all part of the “in the best interest of the child” doctrine. The court thinks of it very differently than something like alimony or allocation of property.
And it is something courts will revisit and redetermine, unlike division of property.
Yep, stay inside if you can, watch the others, keep your own record impeccable.
Blow the whistle when you must, but consider very carefully whether the official hotline is even worth using.
I kilt it with career advice.
Not the first time that’s happened.
I finally got everything into my garden. shut up. I’ve been busy.
The investment world is starting to take notice of AI in a much more serious way than it used to. I just read a newsletter that claimed it is too early to start regulating AI, and I have to disagree. In fact, I think we should hold anyone using AI of any sort to strict liability legal standards. That ought to slow down the unthinking adoption that I think we will otherwise see.
Talk about socially disruptive technology;
“There’s going to be two kinds of people in the world. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.”
And according to Jordan Peterson, we already have 12% of the population with IQs under 83 who are untrainable for any productive work.
Sigh. Another call from “Scam Likely”. I swear I hear from Mr. Likely more than I do my own family.
Standard deviation for IQ is — iirc — different between the sexes, something like 15 pts for men and 10 pts for women. Given a normal distribution for IQ, that would imply that ~68% of men are between 85 and 115 and ~68% of women are between 90 and 110, with more men than women being both idiots and geniuses. I believe 85 IQ is considered minimally trainable by the US Army for any given MOS, but I know at least a few “slow” folks who manage to bag groceries at the store I frequent who have a little less on the ball and very considerate coworkers.
Jordan’s number for <83 is almost certainly correct, and this is without getting into the weeds of racial/ethnic distribution, just for the overall population.
Oh, and if you do get into those weeds, then you quickly discover that nearly every new ‘migrant’ into the US or Europe drops the population average.
As George Carlin said, think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The question we’re going to be faced with is whether ‘100’ is a mean to which we will always regress, or whether we as a species can actually get smarter from here if the environment selects for it more strongly than it has in the last century or so (whether that’s natural or unnatural selection). We’re kind of at a hard limit on encephalization if we want babies to make it through birth canals, so we might be at a local maximum in the “good brains that aren’t overspecialized” space.
I know some of those words.
And speaking of mean regression, I suspect that in this current post-Christian age we’re very likely almost back to the historical norm of 20% of males and 80% of females being the breeding population in much of the world.
Pupster, assuming you’re not funnin’ me, it means men and women both average an IQ of 100, but the peak is taller for women, meaning the average woman is more likely to be of “normal” intelligence, while men have more outliers at both ends, several times as many geniuses and retards as womenfolk do.
Encephalization just means our heads really can’t get any bigger, at least at birth, and that sets something of a hard limit on how much smarter we can get without becoming a majority-caesarian species or how much more folded and wrinkly our brains can get in the current skull size and still work right.
We’d be soooooo much better off as marsupials.
We’d be soooooo much better off as marsupials.
Well, yah obviously. Who couldn’t use more pockets?
Baby red kangaroos are the size of a chapstick. Momma ‘roo just has to sit still long enough for the little one to crawl up and in. That’s “birth”. Marsupial mommas don’t die in childbirth basically ever, and the limit on the baby’s brain size is just what the adult skeleton and nutrition can support.
Could someone tell me about Lauren Southern? Who is she? Why is she “famous?”
Cincinnati Zoo has an open kangaroo exhibit. One kangaroo, really didn’t like Dan. He was being really passive aggressive. It was funny/not funny. He followed us. He kept crossing our path. He wouldn’t let us leave. Marsupials can be asshoes
Heh. It’s funnier if you think about the roo picking a fight trying to impress Crazy Bear.
I didn’t even think that until now. 🤣🤣🤣 Kangaroos usually don’t like tall guys. We’ve experienced Roo attitude toward Dan before.
Po lease hellacopter circling my neighborhood for the last 5 minutes. Mrs. Pupster came out to watch it with me.
MP – What if they think WE are the ones they are looking for?
P – I doubt we fit the profile.
MP –
P – They are more likely thinking “Get back in the house morons! A dangerous maniac is on the loose!”
MP – I’m going back inside.
How tall is Dan? I was about to put on my kangaroo-taunting shirt, but now I’m rethinking it.
“What if they think WE are the ones they are looking for?”
Have you already written your meme post for tomorrow?
Did you try the shrimp and grits?
Yuh hunh, it is scheduled to pop. It can be unscheduled.
You think I may have enraged a powerful entity with my shitposting? IS THIS THE MEME POLICE?
“You think I may have enraged a powerful entity with my shitposting?”
I can’t prove that it isn’t.
*pushes dresser in front of door*
*flips mattress in front of window*
If tonight doesn’t end with Pupster, wearing a wife-beater and camo-patterned cargo shorts, yelling “Ah know muh raaaaaghts!” shortly before getting tazed, I will be so disappointed.
Wife laughed when I got kevlar sheets, said it was a waste of money.
Who’s laughing now!?
Had a long, fun day with my brother and his wife at the Moose Lodge. We played pool and video bowling with the Usual Crowd. They’re signing up to become Mooselings.
Did Oso see what Hatton did today?
Dressed exquisitely, Ruth preened.
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