April 14, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, Baseball, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, Rub meat, Suck It., Summaries, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Three card Monte, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, whiskey, Your dad likes this, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 176 Comments
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Your model today is an internet famous T-shirt peddler, and artist. Born in Florida on November 2nd, 1985, she stands 5’1″ and 114 lbs, 34DD-24-34. Please stop blowing squirrels and welcome, Ashley Pridgen aka Phoenix Beauty.
Howdy folks. I have a new old dog that my sister needed to find a home for, so that’s been a fun adjustment over the last 12 hours.
April 3, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, Balls, barely passable trannies, homophobe, I am judging you, misogyny, open your chaste mouth, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, Shark Week, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Zzyzx . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 138 Comments
Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England. She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs. Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!
March 31, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 9/11 Bush's fault, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshat anonymous, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Black helicopters, Boobs, Booze, Brazil, Brian Williams, but not the good kind, Chocolate, Chubs, conspiracy theory, Don't Make Me Kill You, Double or nothing, Easter Pig, ember shoes, furry, Garden, Grippe, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, Incisor, Jesus Freak, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, Lesbians, Literature, Microvag, misogyny, Oprah's Slut Club, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 138 Comments
God I love that song.
Me: Big boat deluxe, big boat denied
Google Play: Big boat devolves, big boat deny
Lyrics A-Z: Big broken love, big broken knives
Revolve Lyrics: Big boat deloves, big boat denies
Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale. Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!
March 24, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Breitbart, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Easter Pig, ember shoes, gardenblogging, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Lumber, meghan mccain fat, Methadone Clinic Cougar, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Secret Santa, shut your whore mouth, slut, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments
Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988. She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale. Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!
March 17, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., mesadick, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rub meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 133 Comments
Lauraw wears crocks
Up with the sun, gone with the wind
Everyone said Pup was lazy
Leaving my home
Leaving my friends
Running when things got too crazy
Out on the road, out ‘neath the stars
Feeling the breeze, passing the cars
I think my dictionary has a Bob Seger filter, it tried to change “Passing” to “Passin”.
March 14, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, Beer, Booze, Breitbart, Brut, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, duck face, Earworm dammit, Ed Balls, ember shoes, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, fucking genius . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 230 Comments
Your model was born on 3/28/81 in Fiľakovo, Slovakia, Czechoslovakia. She is a film actress, and best known around these parts as the redhead who plays pool with panties on her head. Please stop talking and welcome, Miss Vica Kerekes!
March 10, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 119 Comments
Jimbro Motivates the Masses
Dancat Wants to Watch CNN
Alex Has Relationship Goals
CARincat Would Like to Speak to You About the Charging Cords
Pendejo is Getting Raptured and Shit
Mare Doesn’t Like Saying the Same Thing Twice
Wiserbud Tones it Down
Phatdog Comes Back from Europe
Pupster Fulfills the Prophecy
Minime Tells Roamiedog About Gym Class
Osodog Spots for the Forklift
They should have repealed and 3 minutes later replaced it with a bill that would have made the freedom caucus happy. No, they had to do the RINO shitshow. Ryan is an effing disgrace. Trump should have kept his mouth shut or said, “we’ll hash it out until we get it right.” And looked right in the camera and said, “We don’t care a Pelosi fart what the dems want we want to get this right for the American people.”