BBF Victory Lap 2016

Hello, and welcome to the victory parade edition of Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today has defeated all comers to be crowned Big Boob Friday Queen 2016.  You may know her as Lily from the AT&T commercials, or from her work on Cracked, Funny or Die, or her numerous stage and youtube appearances.  I dig her chilli because she is finely freckled, funnah, and even though I disagree with her politics, she is not all talk about her beliefs.  Also, nice rack.

Please join me in welcoming, Miss Melodious Yurbooty!

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BBF 2016 Championships

Hello and welcome to The 2016 Big Boob Friday Championships.  We have a classic contest shaping up, the Blonde Bimbo versus the Girl Next Door versus the Exotic European versus the Vivacious Redhead.

 

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First up, the winner of the popular vote, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko.

Next, in 2nd Place for total votes, Miss Milana Vayntrub.

Next up, Miss Sarah Rafferty.

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And finally, Miss Valeria Orsini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where is Roaming Fire Hydrant?

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So now that Roamie has met Mare and disappeared forever, I guess I’ll have to fill in with a Saturday Poat.

Lets see what I can find in the auxiliary funny folder:

Here is the Christmasy Part

 

The part for Leon

And finally

*UPDATE- Must Credit Pupster*

Also, I need a tie-breaking vote on the previous poat to determine a winner, I’ll leave the poll open for now.  Go vote if you haven’t yet you filthy animals.

Valeria Orsini is BBF 2016 First Round Winner

 

Big Boob Friday

Hello (insert your indian name here) and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born April 20th, 1995 in Garut, West Java, Indonesia. She measures 168cm, 48kg. Please stop picking your daughters boyfriends and welcome, Miss Siva Aprilla!

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Hello personal space monkies, and welcome to Big Boob Friday!

 

 

 

Your model for today is a 20 something student from Los Angeles, CA, who made her big break playing tennis in a bikini on Youtube. Please stop crowding each other and welcome, Miss Elizabeth Anne!

 

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Hello dog whistlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our subjects today are naturally attached to a Romanian Glamour Model, born August 17th, 1989.  She towers over MJ at 5’4″, and measures 42F-28-37.  Please stop being aloof long enough to welcome, Miss Luna Amor!

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Hello head scratchers , and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born on December 21, 1977 in Moscow, RSFSR, USSR as Aleksandra Aleksandrovna Korchunova.  All her measurements are in cyrillic and metric, so use your imagination as you welcome, Miss Anfisa Chekhova!

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Hello organ grinders and mud slingers, welcome to Big Boob Friday

 

 

You model for today got her start when she was a student at Arizona, with a youtube channel of her hiding different things in her bra.  That action progressed to naked tumblr, naturally.  Born in California on January 30th, 1989.  Standing 5′ 3″ with a set of 34H’s, please put it back and welcome, Miss Winter Pierzina!

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Hello pillow-biters, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is from Doylestown, PA, born February 10th, 1991.  She stands 5’9″, 34D-24-24.  Please stop rubbing ass and welcome, Miss Samantha Hoopes.

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19th Annual Great Pumpkin Festival

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Dear fuquar’s de hose,

It’s that time of year again…Halloween(er)!!!!!!

As you know, we’ve spent the past 18 years showing each other our pumpkins, and this year is not the time to quit. We are simply 2 legitimate to do so. 2 legit to quit.

This Saturday, at 12pm EST I will begin a thread so scary, so frightening, so goddamn shart inducing that you’ll, er, shart.

Side note: I would like a thesaurus for Christmas. Just sayin’.

See you this Saturday,

MJ