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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

 

Your model for today was born December 13th, 1996 in Melbourne, Australia. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 34 – 28 – 39 and who knows how many pounds.  Please sign the check now and pay for it later with Miss Lauren Searle.

 

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April 17, 2020
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, As Little as Possible, BBF, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Hitler, Leave Poland Alone, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, mesadick, Microvag, Music Classics, My Sharona, Nice Melons, Old Person, paris hilton whore, people make me sick, shit squirters . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 152 Comments

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Hello front and back holes, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model was born in Durham, Florida on March 5th, 1995.  She stands 5’3″, 34D-22-32 and 108 lbs.  Please play along and welcome Miss Nina North.

 

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September 7, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR!, BBF, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, butt-pokey blues, california lesbian in love, Cults, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, duck face, ducks are people too, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fire in the hole, fishy, Good Stupid, Hulk Smash, Jayson Blair, Knockers, mardi gras groping, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, Nate Silver, needs more tartar sauce, Nice Melons, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Richard Butt RIP, Sandra Fluke, slut, Someone needs a sandwich . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 143 Comments

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Hello best friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 13th, 1988 in Mount Union, Pennsylvania.  5′ 4″, 44-28-36 and 135lbs, please keep traffic moving and welcome Miss Christy Marks!

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October 20, 2017
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Boobs, but not the good kind, dicking bimbos, Double or nothing, ember shoes, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Hambone, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hosefuckers, Hulk Smash, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Knockers, meatdickbreath, meghan mccain fat, mesadick, Moist, motorboating done wrong, Nice Melons, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pron, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, those are some big boobs, tubgirl, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 257 Comments

POS Post – Code Name: Snake Juice

Ahrite you lazy bitches/bitchettes –

get up!

When you hear “Snake Juice” what comes (heh) to mind … ?

No – N0 – NOO!

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September 24, 2017
Categories: As Little as Possible, braunschweiger, Caffeine, Cash for Crunkers, Chicks dig a nice tool, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Don't Make Me Kill You, fat chicks, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Juice, Knockers, meghan mccain fat, Moist, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Muddle My Mint, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, rhymes with "your mom", Rub meat, shut your whore mouth, Snake, Snake Juice, Suck It., Tincture of iodine, Where's Cyn?, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 141 Comments

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Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments

Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

May 9, 2017
Categories: #H2, 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol, almond, American Hero, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, Cockfacefuckaloo, DDH, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, democrats, dicking bimbos, Easter Pig, Emily's Dull Affect, fat chicks, Federal Witness Protection Program, filbert, Floyd, Follically challenged, goatse, Good Stupid, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Granny Clinton, Hostages Legal Aid, Huevos divorciados, Hulk Smash, I am, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm 7 Indians, I'm all out of bubble gum, I'm gonna need new batteries, illuminati, Incisor, Like you know how to read., Loaded dice, Lobster Benedict, Lobster Newburg, Master Henry, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, Merry Christmas, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, Mister Mxyzptlk, new post, NHL, Nigeria, No Drama, OWS Douchebags, oxycontin, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, police involvement, rape culture, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rhymes with "your mom", Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, shut your whore mouth, skittles, slut, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, teh funny, Ten Gallon, The Religion of Peace, The Religion of Piece, The Wire, Things that really matter, Tuesday, weather blog, weiner . . Author: MJ . Comments: 87 Comments

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies

 

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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March 24, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Breitbart, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Easter Pig, ember shoes, gardenblogging, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Lumber, meghan mccain fat, Methadone Clinic Cougar, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Secret Santa, shut your whore mouth, slut, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

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