BBF

Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo

That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.

So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.

The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.

So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’

Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.

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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies

 

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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BBF

Hello pet butlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday

For the ‘ettes:

 

Funk salt.

I like it when the horns kick in.

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Glavarin looks back on what could have been

Wiserbud scores, celebrates.

Mare finds box wine on sale.

Jewstin is not fooling anybody.

CARin decides to stop living a lie.

Sean gets a new writing gig.

MJ’s exit interview.

Your model for the day may be a repeat with a new fake name or just an amateur who stopped showing the goodies after a couple of photo and video sessions. She’s a college student from Georgia, and is only 5′ tall with size H slobber knockers. Please stop sending mixed-messages and welcome, Miss Amanda Love!

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Super Bowl poat or whatever

It’s that time of year again, kids! I hope your cooler is stocked, your grill is hot, and your lady friend knows to keep her yap shut, because the Super Bowl is here!!!
 
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This year, we have the Seahawks battling the Patriots for the right to drink beer out of this here pimp cup:
 
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I’m torn, because Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks went to Cal and I like to support players from my Alma Mater, but b-rad likes them, so…go Pats?
 
Anyway, whichever team you’re hoping covers the spread, I think we can all agree that Katy Perry has some nice tittays, even if she does some weird shit with them.
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Big Boob Friday

Hello puppets of meat, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today is a, well…a model and pin-up girl of the “plus size” category. I know that I’ve seen her before, but a search on her name at H2 only brings up hits with you assholes making fun of environmentalists.

I put “plus size” in quotes only because most fashionishtas are faggots and wouldn’t know what a real sexy woman looks like even if she checked their prostate with a jackhammer.  Super Bonus Perfect Buffalone Size is more accurate.

She’s ‘merican, born in 1989, and measures 36-24-36 with some triple D action up front and center. Please stop running your chicken trafficking ring on craigslist long enough to welcome, Miss Gia Genevieve!

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BIG BOOB FRIDAY- Emergency Backup Edition

Hello and welcome to “XBrad gets tapped to fill in for the Indian guy at the IT call center edition of that august institution, BBF.”

Get it?

August?

Shit. Well, I’ve still got three weeks left in the month.

I’ve got a crush on this girl.

 

So… Your mom and I were sexting talking, and this came up.

1876  Thomas Edison patents the mimeograph.

1942   U.S. Marines capture the Japanese airstrip on Guadalcanal.

1963   England’s "Great Train Robbery;" 2.6 million pounds ($7.3 million) is stolen

1978   Pioneer-Venus 2 launched to probe the atmosphere of Venus.

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On to the bewbs.

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Things I did Today

My fingers got dirty. Then I napped in the pool.

I love me.

 

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Cyn will have to fix this.

 

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