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Your model for today was born March 23, 1989, in Yawata, Kyoto, Japan. She stands 5′ 2″, and measures 35 – 22 – 31 and 110 lbs. Please be a good host and offer a sandwich to Miss Mai Nishida!
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Your model for today is from Upstate New York, and currently resides in Venice Beach, California. She doesn’t have a lot of searchable data but seems like a fun chick. Please open a private window and say hello to Miss Cassie Becker AKA Cassandra Starr!
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I’m just gonna apologize in advance for what’s about to happen here today. Deeply, and with heartfelt empathy for your flaccid donut, I’m sorry.
Today’s musical selection is of the deep hizouse variety and features a smokin’ hot Eastern European babe as the visual accompaniment to a lovely track. I wrote this while measuring the hourly bacteria count on countertop butter. That’s a lie. I didn’t write this song. I’ll allow you a second to recover.
Honestly, I feel bad about this. Brandy Talore is a former adult movie star, turned professional trailer trash, back to porn, then back to full time trash. She got her start in the yogurt catching business after a brief stint as a nude model. But fear not, she made sure that her family knew what she was doing. It’s also posited that her rather large udders and nips were the products of nursing two children all before the advanced age of 22. Nine years later Brandy called it quits but then briefly came back to the biz in 2017. To say that the off camera years were a bit hard on her is like saying that Illan Omar has the grace of a debutante. Poor fap disaster!
Don’t blame me, blame yourselves
Trolling facedouche for content …
J’ames and I often find ourselves arguing with complete idiots, and yesterday they brought forth (yet another ) article that Trump was going to step down this year. My comment that I’ve heard it before lead to the most epic ass-showing by our resident lib. I suspect he may have forgotten to take some of his meds.
Who watched the Oscars? Because otherwise you missed this very touching moment.
Lots of trans stuff in the news this week, with trans females SHOCKINGLY overpowering actual women in sports. Who’d have thunk? The Crossfit Open started a week ago, and they too have joined in on the madness. New rules means that only ONE male and female athlete advance from the Open. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the woman was trans? Meanwhile, Caitlyn …
I have no commentary to go with this picture:
Or this one:
How about a little music now? I wasn’t a huge fan of this band, until I saw them in concert.
I’m awaiting an album from these guys – and I’m seeing them in concert in July. Can. Not. Wait.
These guys JUST went into the studio. Beginning has questionable lyrics, but it’s a phenomenal song. This is Johnny before he got a few face tats.
Ok everyone. Go forth and make today productive. Or something.
What change looks like
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
Honorary Hostage David Thorne – Epic E-mail Exchange
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
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May 21, 2019
“I don’t give two shits if people think I’m nuts, it’s no worse than being called homophobic, denying trans people the opportunity to be mentally unstable, thinking that race is irrelevant, not liking sex or not liking a sex I don’t know but I hate that bitch, Hillary.”