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Your model for today was born on June 8th, 1990 in Barking and Dagenham, London, England. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 32 – 22 – 34 and 114 lbs. Please introduce yourself to Miss Amy Childs.

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June 11, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 80s, BBF, Beauty Personified, Birthday Cake, Block Editor, Boobs, Button Nose, Deck The Halls, dicking bimbos, Does this look infected?, Easter Eggs, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, fishy, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Go Vote!, GOP Assholes, Hambone, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Is This Ham Still Good?, Leave Poland Alone, meatdickbreath, Really, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, Richard Butt RIP, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, Snake juice guzzler, stupid fucking hippies . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 114 Comments

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Your model for today was born September 11th, 1989 in Wroclaw, Poland. She stands 5′ 9″ and measures 36 – 24 – 37 and 132 lbs. Please adjust the thermostat for Miss (NSFW) Dagmara Bajura.

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June 4, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, By The Beard Of Odin!, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fuck you Georgia, Hambone, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Jizm Goes Here, Juice, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Peace Through Douche . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 102 Comments

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Your model for today was born February 18th, 1962 in Concord, California. She stood 6′ 1″ and measured 41 – 27 – 38 and 137 lbs. Please take a shot for Miss Julie Strain.

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May 28, 2021
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So…I don’t follow politics much anymore but happened to read something that popped up on my phone while I was checking stocks that I follow. Yep, if you want to look at stock performance on your phone, you’re going to be solicited for indoctrination.

Here’s the deal, as our pudding brained fake president would say, the demotards are pushing a 9/11 style commission to have a huge, multi-year review of the protest at the Capitol on Jan 6th. As I read the article I was actually a bit confused…I thought it might have been from months ago because it contained obvious factual errors, but no, it was current. We all know how this goes. The demotards say, ‘hey man just searching for the truth, can I have limitless amounts of money so spend on my friends at fancy law firms that will tell me a 2 year story with the exact timing and plot lines that will help me with reelection as far out as 2024? Just looking for the truth.’

And guess what? Thirty five moronic republicans voted with the demotards to pass the bill. Not one or two (depends how you count Liz Cheney) but 35!

So, like, how can they possibly be this dumb? How would this help them? What is to be gained? Do we really need another fat, bloated NeverTrump sissy whinging on MSNBC?

McConnell says its dead in the Senate but you never know…he can be bought with an eight ball and a waddle massage.

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May 27, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #DeepanalBumpParty, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, CHAD, cheese, Crime and Punishment, Emily, Emily's Dull Affect, Learn some shit, Leave Poland Alone, Mother's Day, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, Shark Week, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Strap On Anonymous, Stroller, stupid fucking hippies, Suck It., Tube Steak Fever, tubgirl, Turkey Taint, Waddle Massage, Your Mom, your mom has a robust rumpus room . . Author: MJ . Comments: 118 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Special Expanded Gif Content Edition.

Your model for today was born December 2nd, 1993 in Houston, Texas. She stands 5‘ 4” and measures 35 – 24 – 34 and 106 lbs. Please worship at the altar of the church of Miss Kaitlyn Siragusa AKA Amouranth.

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May 21, 2021
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Your model for today was born September 10th, 1996 in Miami, Florida. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 35 – 24 – 35 and 134 lbs. Please be on time and don’t argue with Miss Sabrina Calvo.

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May 14, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, BBF, Boobs, Burn it down, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, but not the good kind, Cowboy, Dang. I mean...dang., Does this look infected?, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, I'm not judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, Someone needs a sandwich, Tastes More Like Regular, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 111 Comments

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Your model for today was born January 26th, 1998 in Toronto, Canada. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 35 – 25 – 34 and 110 lbs. Let’s hit the beach with Miss Jenna Rozario.

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May 7, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Boobs, Burn it down, Button Nose, Cinco De Mayo, Don't Talk Shit About Total, ember shoes, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, Fat Piece of Shit, fire in the hole, gardenblogging, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, grope em if you got em, High and tight, I am judging you, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, Is This Ham Still Good?, Knockers, Like a Viking, Like you know how to read., Literature, meghan mccain fat, misogyny, monkey love, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Mother's Day, Nice Melons, Polar Vortex, Smokeshow, Socialism!, Someone needs a sandwich, The Cat's Pajamas, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 89 Comments

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Ok, so recently I was strongly encouraged to attend a struggle session at work, and it couldn’t have been more cringe. Think of that time Hotspur got caught in women’s underwear for the first time in the Macy’s dressing room. Take that, square it, add a cheese bag, and divide by the number of hot dogs Jay ate for breakfast.

Maximum cringe.

One of my favorite things that terrible public speakers all seem to do, is say that they want participation, discussion, disagreement, and debate. From there they generally talk for 20 minutes without taking a breath.

In that first 20 mins I learned a few things:

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May 6, 2021
Categories: !RALGNAB, # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, Beer, Beer Tree Farm, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Foreignotica, foreskin, Fourth Grade, FPOS, Fuck golf, H2 Eulogy, H2 Pets, H2 Wedding, Hai Karate, Hambone, Phone blogging, Pinch A Loaf, playing Hide the Salmon, Sherwin Fucking Williams, shit squirters, shitballs, Steamed Lobster, Stetson, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ . Comments: 115 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born on February 1st, 1995 in Zolochiv, Lviv Oblast, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 36 – 25 – 40 and 130 lbs. Please follow along with Miss Josephine Jackson aka Josephine / Josephine B / Josephine Bells / Josephine C / Josephine Bee / Jozephine Jackson / Julia Senyuk.