Puns are like paper, they’re terrible.

This song just jumped into the lead for “H2 Blog Theme Song”

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MMM 395: Carnac Menhirs

This is a megalithic site in modern France, in the Brittany region (northwest), consisting of menhirs (standing stones).  There are a number of myths about the site, but all date from much later than its estimated construction (4500-3700BC).

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Somebody Stop Meme

 

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Billy took a few liberties with Bob’s Lyrics.

 

Your model for today was born on May 11th, 1999 in Santa Clarita, California.  She stands 5′ 10″, and measures 362636 and 132 lbs.  Please grab a feather duster and take your best shot at Miss Bailey Powell.

 

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So God Made A Meatloaf

And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a tasty meal, easy to prepare, with or without an actual recipe”.

God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, grind up cows into beef, work all day in the kitchen, chop up vegetables, make supper, then go to town and get the things they forgot for the recipe.”

“I need somebody with arms strong enough to rustle up a loaf pan and yet gentle enough to finely mince assorted vegetables; somebody to consider adding some hog meat, tame cantankerous cooking times, come home hungry, have to wait on lunch until his wife’s done fixing the sides, then tell the kids they’re going to eat this meal like it or not — and mean it”

God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night with indigestion,  and feel like he’s gonna die, then dry his eyes and say, ‘Maybe next time I make it I’ll be able to digest it.’ I need somebody who can shape a toothpick from a persimmon sprout, wash a pan with a hunk of car tire, who can make leftovers out of haywire, feed sacks, shoe scraps and gravy; who, football time and playoff season, will finish his forty-hour week by Tuesday noon, and then pain’n from La-Z-Boy recliner back, put in another seventy-two hours of sports gambling”

So God Made A Meatloaf (with apologies to Paul Harvey and the FFA)

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Tears for Memes

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MMM 394: Giant’s Causeway

Northern Ireland in what is presently the United Kingdom.antrium-northern-ireland-giants-causeway-basalt_82154_990x742.jpg

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One for Meme

 

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BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russian Federation on January 23rd, 1998.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34E2437 and 114 lbs.  Please check for lint and collude with Miss Mandy Dee AKA Anja Novotna / Aelita / Amelie / Busty / Charlene / Dasha C. / Dorothee Dionne / Janna / Lila / Mandi / Maria / Mika Bodana / Mika Boolana / Millie / Millis A. / Minka / Nataliya / Petia / Rusty / Sabina / Sophie / Stacy / Tracy Lyons.

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