For the Secret Santa thing. NOW DO IT NOW!
Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so let’s think about what we are thankful for.
As you know, the administration publishes talking points for its less intelligent supporters, but I repeat myself, every year as families gather to celebrate Thanksgiving. They used to include such easily remembered
lies points as:
Boy howdy, things have changed. The talking points for this year’s Thanksgiving day look vaguely familiar but lack the
outright motherfucking lies subtle nuance of the past:
Good morning and welcome to the ninety-eighth edition of Monday muscular motivation. I’ve basically given up on Walking Dead, so I spent the evening subjecting my wife to season 1 of Alaska: The Last Frontier.
Anyhow, pictures. This one has fencing. No, the other kind.
Good morning. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Is it still funny if it’s true?
Hi. This week’s edition of big boob friday features a very special woman. She is an accomplished actress, starring in highly acclaimed films such as Shindler’s List (Big Titty Gypsy #3–Pre Gas Chamber), Terms of Endearment (Big Titty Cancer Patient #2), Leaving Las Vegas (Hooker–Corpse), Requiem for a Dream (Heroin Addict #93–Big Tits), and Old Yeller (Big Titted Dead Dog That Dies at the End).
Nah, bro. I was just kidding. Here’s an actual list of Cristina Jolie’s IMDB: Cotton Panties 12, Me and My Sybian 1 and 3 (She got a call back!!! Squee!!!!!!), Prime Cups 6, Jiggling Jugs, All Internal 11, Lesbian Prison, Russian Institute 12–Back to School, and Natural Wonders of the World 49. Other than this extensive list of
xbrad’s hard drive movies, she really hasn’t done much. Just a girl from Checkland giving blowies and eating tacos looking for that big break.
And now a musical interlude: