April | 2022 | Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009

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Your model for today was born October 17th, 1994 in Kaunas, Lithuania. She stands 5′ 10″ and measures 35 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please grab a chair for Miss Neringa Kriziute.

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April 29, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BBF, Beauty Personified, beefcake, Beret, Blankie, Boobs, By The Beard Of Odin!, Chapeau, Chief Grumpybutt, Chubs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, fat chicks, flick it good, Foreignotica, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Gentian violet, Glitter Shit, Glitter Vomit for the Bulemics, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, H2 Wedding, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, Heavy Metal Thunder, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm not judging you, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Invisible Hand Spanking Machine, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Lazy Man's Lobster, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Lobster Thermidor, Luckiest Dog Alive, meghan mccain fat, Muppet Porn & You, Nice Melons, open your chaste mouth, paris hilton whore, Penis Sipper, personal junk, Politics, poop blog, racist, Really, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, Richard Butt RIP, robust hindquarters, rush limbaugh, show me your tits, Smokeshow, Socialism!, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suddenly Sumo, swinging with friends, Ten Gallon, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 115 Comments

Memergency

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April 28, 2022
Categories: asshat anonymous, asshole, BADASSDOM, barely passable trannies, Beret, Black helicopters, Dick Filled Asshole, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, GOP Assholes, I Will Kick Your Ass, lazy bastards anonymous, Loose Ass Snatch, Music Classics, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Phone blogging, starfish, The Cat's Pajamas, the old ass-hair combover trick, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Waddle Massage . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 141 Comments

HHD 04-27-22

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.

First, the song. Song choice inspired by the “Hurt” song posted earlier this week and maybe some summer plans.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Tom Welling.

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April 27, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: too many distractions . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 162 Comments

Hazy Meme of Winter

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April 26, 2022
Categories: bangin' your bud, BANGLAR After Action Report!, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, BANGLAR! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 126 Comments

As I crank through the binders of MMM past, it looks like I started adding pictures of coffee at the start of them for a while. Mayhap as an “above the line” safe image before the Read More section. Well, here’s another.

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April 25, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, pelvic thrust, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 96 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Covers Edition

I started working on another orchestral music poat, but didn’t have time to get it done right, so instead let’s talk about cover songs. Hotspur, sorry bud, this poat is not for you.

I’m not a big fan of rap/hip-hop, but there’s a surprisingly large number of rap songs that got covered by a non-rap group that completely transformed it into something listenable. Here’s Barenaked Ladies doing a cover of Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power”: