Well theres floodin down in Texas….all of the telephone lines are down

2015 floods blamed on climate change?

Osama Bin Lobster

Where it’s at.

Stay safe my Texas friends. It’s hard for the rest of us to grasp where the flooding is based on national newscasts. You stay safe too John Kerry. You’re our point man with Iran! If you’re down for the count we may need to send Barak over there to give away the store.

Dang it all!

So stinkin’ cuuuuuuuute!

h/t Buffastud

BBF

Hello pet butlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday

For the ‘ettes:

 

Funk salt.

I like it when the horns kick in.

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Glavarin looks back on what could have been

Wiserbud scores, celebrates.

Mare finds box wine on sale.

Jewstin is not fooling anybody.

CARin decides to stop living a lie.

Sean gets a new writing gig.

MJ’s exit interview.

Your model for the day may be a repeat with a new fake name or just an amateur who stopped showing the goodies after a couple of photo and video sessions. She’s a college student from Georgia, and is only 5′ tall with size H slobber knockers. Please stop sending mixed-messages and welcome, Miss Amanda Love!

There might be something to this

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Not much for words today, so let’s get to it.
First, a little music. (**waves at April**)

Then let’s see what’s in the HHD fodder folder.

Wire it up

All righty then. let us meet Ms. Rita Ackermann. This Hungarian born artist bust onto the NY art scene in the early ’90s and quickly built a following among fashion designers and similar artists. She lead from the front and pushed interpretive painting and collage in a very visceral direction.

 

MMM 176: Memorial Day Motivation?

Please stomp this if you have an actual Memorial Day poat in mind.

Really shouldn’t box in panties.

Nuance

By now, you’ve already seen this:
 

Happy Memorial Day weekend, everyone! pic.twitter.com/TMBSu187Pb

— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) May 22, 2015

 
After a number of people pointed out that TFG getting photographed eating ice cream by Tiger Beat kind of isn’t, you know, what Memorial Day is all about, the Dems put up a couple of other tweets. They were a little more appropriate, but instead of, say, a photo of the gravestones at Arlington (admittedly, kind of hard to find), they had inspirational quotes from the Exalted Leader. Of course.
 
Anyway, I thought I’d sample a little bit of what some other political figures were up to on Twitchface this weekend….

Childrant

I’ve been reading a few lefty feminist sites lately because they are hilarious in their total lack of awareness. Upper middle class college chicks are equating drunken attempts to get them to put out as rape, have quit watching TV shows because they don’t like what was done to their favorite character (fictional), and beatified criminals who claim they were raped when nothing could be further from the truth.

It occurred to me that elite women in their late teens to early twenties are dangerously immature and simply are not prepared to live away from their families. They have the social skills of adolescents and lash out like toddlers when they don’t get exactly what they want, when they want it. But I feel no pity for them because part of growing up is to learn that you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I’m embarrassed for them because rather than throwing a tantrum with a select group of friends when things don’t go their way they often to turn to the tittyweb where their point of view is echoed ad infinitum.

Will they ever learn? Probably not.

In fact, I hope they don’t. Less competition in the workforce and more baristas–things that serve me well.

As Exhibit A, I give you this gem from some random feministing site I stumbled across a few days ago.

Lielām Krūtīm Piektdiena

Hello naughty penguins, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

One of these catchers is not like the other.

Both of these gifs exhibit stunning camera work.

The real story behind the Loco in Oso.

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Our model for today is from Riga, Latvia which I believe is a first. She is an adult model and porn star, stands 5’5″ and 120lbs, 34E-24-36 all around with no tattoos, and I really, really looked. Please stop trying to add to my workload and welcome, Miss Viola Bailey!