But first things second. I wrote this song whilst Eddie Vetter and I were taking our pitbulls for a walk through a loverly Seattle park. We saw a pack of wild hippies and our snarling, wild beasts were hungry. I looked at him and said, ‘drop the leash my good man, your pooch looks absolutely famished!.’ And he did. Fin.
Today’s model was a subject of great debate this morning. GND says that this chick isn’t fat, but that she’s a little hippy. I think she’s a big girl, with big girl features. Anyhoo, her god given, not made up name is Carlotta Champagne. She stands 5’6″ and graduated from the same college as GND. No shit, I’m not kidding. Please stop sacrificing virgins at your Scott Walker altar long enough to welcome….a fat chick.
Good morning, and welcome to a more musical edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Mr. RFH and I went to a Gordon Lightfoot concert last night. I’ll admit, I hadn’t kept up with his career lately, but I can sing along with his hits from the 60’s and 70’s. The running joke between Mr. RFH and me on any Gordon Lightfoot song is “Good song, turn it up”, which makes for some windows shakin’ when I play the Gord’s Gold album in the car.
My sister-in-law saw him in concert a year ago and sort of warned us that he can’t hit the high notes like he used to. I expected older but not quite so…frail. Wikipedia details his serious health problems, including a ruptured aortic aneurysm, a coma, and a tracheotomy. But by golly, he showed us why he’s in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, why dozens of artists cover his songs, and why at 76 he can still fill a concert hall.
This is the most amazing video I’ve seen in ages. It’s impossible to stay sad while I watch it.
How could you possibly need more motivation than that?
Okay, picture time! This girl appears to have Revvy’s haircut.
Hola, bishes! That’s right, it’s time for the H2s 34th annual Margarita Day Poat!!!!!!!
In case you missed posts 1-33, you can find them here.
As you may have remembered from last year, we had a bit of a contest to see who makes the best margarita…Wiserdouche or me.
The fans made their voices heard and they were wrong. Dead wrong.
But here’s his recipe anyway.
1.5 oz tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz lime juice.
Shake and serve over ice.
That’s it. Simple and perfect. Enjoy the weekend, bishes.
MJ Pro tip of the day: Listen to this at 11venty!!!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!!!