Greetings! Let’s start out with a song, just to be different. Ok, it’s like every week, but I don’t want to piss you off, because everyone knows that conservatives fear change:
Today’s model is a Page 3 enthusiast from Great Britain, who really knows how to make an entrance. Born in 1991 and weighing in at 32FF-25-30, let’s welcome Emily Florence Shaw!
Anyone who watches Big Bang Theory, or any other Chuck Lorre Production, is probably familiar with the “Chuck Lorre Vanity Card”
For those that are not, at the end of every episode of a Chuck Lorre production, they flash a quick little note, story, comment, etc. by Chuck. They fly by too quickly to actually read in real time, so they are numbered and you can find them on-line here. Warning, only attempt to read these aptly-named “vanity” cards if you can handle smug, self-righteous, pretentious pomposity from a pseudo-intellectual leftist douche.
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Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Today’s theme will be old classic movie heroes and actors, mainly because I watched “Flash Gordon” the other night. (earworm for Osita) 
Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Rich moves away from pennies.
Good afternoon, lovelies. It’s Friday, which means it’s time to put your feet up, grab a beer, put on a Vaseline Kiss record and act the fool. In other words, time to get cray-cray.
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I wrote this song while on tour with an up and coming band named Holy Shit. They were an industrial, emo, 1970s band that specialized in exotic distortion noises and feedback. On the second night, I just couldn’t take it anymore and started beating the shit out of their guitar/synth player. It just so happened that Holy Shit was opening for Elton John at the Prince Albert theater, and Sir Elton had been working on a new song. The rest is history.
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This week features a latina born in the most excellent year of 1975 in San Luis Obispo, CA. Her early career was spent impersonating a Jackson Pollock painting, but then in a stroke of genius, she decided to move behind the camera to take pictures of girls doing the same impersonation. Please welcum a first time BBF chick that weighs in at a paltry 34F—Monica Mendez!!1!!!!1!!!!1
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
