Hello french-fries, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August 4th, 1988 in Sedona, Arizona. She stands 5’10”, 34E-36-34 and of course 110lbs, please save democracy and then introduce yourself to Miss Sarah Summers!
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Things mawr meaningful:
How about taking up knitting:
June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments
Let’s Do It
May 3, 2018
Categories: #H2, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Mercurochrome, mittelschmerz, needs more tartar sauce, People Was Educated, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Totally Nude, Yellow Fever, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 88 Comments
Sartorial Splendor – Teh POS Way
My taste in clothing most likely can be characterized as boring. With the exception of that amazing wide collared paisley polyester shirt that I had in 6th grade, I’m a business casual kind of dresser during the week tending toward black or other dark colored slacks with a polo shirt. Weekends are tee shirts and fatigues – warm weather brings out the much vaunted and ever stylish cargo shorts.
And Then There’s You:
Hot-n-Tot has officially spent too much time in AnnArbor
February 27, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, Beer Tree Farm, Bowel Prep, coonskin cap, flower power, foreskin, Genital Itch, Happy Birfday Wiser, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, My safe contains your mom, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, riding the cock carousel, Rumpus Room Rumba, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, Totally Nude, What the Fuck, Jenny?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 103 Comments
BBF
Hello brave puppers, and welcome aboard Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a Cosplayer from Ft. Worth, TX. Please sit back and welcome Miss Bunny Ayumi!
February 9, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Barack Obama, BBF, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, police involvement, POON!, pron, quesadillas, Rub meat, Say "What" Again, She-Meat, slut, Snake, starfish, Suck It., Superblood, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, You're gonna love my nuts, zero fucks . Tags: A high roller baby, She is, She's a roller . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments
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Hello hungry little lambs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today is a cosplayer from Canada, I can’t find her demographics but she’s a big one. Please make yourselves comfortable and say hello to Miss Sofia Sivan.
February 2, 2018
Categories: 4/10 Would Still Smash, BADASSDOM, barely passable trannies, BBF, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, Boobs, Bowel Prep, braunschweiger, Bugout Jelly, cereal, cheese, Chocolate, Chubs, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whiskey . Tags: Pylons, Why did it have to be pylons? . Author: Pupster . Comments: 222 Comments
Something is Fishy
So –
I was surfing teh webs and came across an interesting little factoid about the Angler Fish –
There’s an obvious mom joke lurking in there…
December 12, 2017
Categories: 0, Chicks dig a nice tool, Double or nothing, Drugs, fishy, foreskin, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, i'm zero indians, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Marez-ee-dotes, Microvag, Oso made me do it!!!!, Shark Week, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, The More You Know, Totally Nude, Tuesday, whatever, your mom is a fish monger, zero fucks . Tags: Fishing - it's better than golf . Author: jam2 . Comments: 218 Comments
What’s On The Menu?
Time to start drawing up the menu and assembling ingredients for your Thanksgiving Day feast.
Jello turkey
November 9, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, 10/10 Would Smash, 9/11 Bush's fault, My Sharona, new post needed ASAP!!!, Plugged nickel, Say "What" Again, Snake juice guzzler, Totally Nude . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 171 Comments
Garden Variety POS Pooté
So – i was reading something or other recently and came across a reference to these things:
lithops
I’ve seen them in the past – weird little things; they fit right in with the random stuff that grows in this chat room.
I’m thinking we need to have a vote on the official flower of the H2 chat room. So here it goes – and remember the vote is binding – so don’t screw it up:
October 31, 2017
Categories: #H2, amazing post, Drugs, flower power, flowering flower, foreskin, Garden, gardenblogging, Gentian violet, groomin' your shroom, lazy bastards anonymous, Moist, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, starfish, stupid fucking hippies, Totally Nude, Where's Cyn?, you might be gay if you like this, your mom's flower, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 135 Comments
BBF
Hello anticipators and wally-ballers, welcome to Big Boob Friday,
Your model for today was born August 20, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland. 5’7″, 34D-24-34 and 119lbs, please pick up the spare and welcome Miss Christi Shake!
October 6, 2017
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, bad trip, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, Boobs, braunschweiger, but not the good kind, Dang. I mean...dang., Dog Centric, ember shoes, flick it, flick it good, Hulk Smash, I am, John Galt, Knockers, Lactation, Mercurochrome, Muddle My Mint, Nice Melons, No Drama, O, Okay, Old Person, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, slut, Snake juice guzzler, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, What the Fuck, Jenny?, whatever, Who You Calling Racist?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 261 Comments
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