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Your model for today was born in Dallas, Texas on January, 30th 1995. She stands 5′ 8″ and measures 32F – 25 – 35 and 128 lbs. Please make yourself comfortable and say howdy to Miss Sabrina Nichole!

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May 10, 2019
Categories: # Hashtag, #Championshiplevelboobs, amazing post, asshole, BBF, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 61 Comments

What Were We Thinking?

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April 18, 2019
Categories: pruritus ani, Pull My Finger Dammit!, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Sandra Fluke, show me your tits, Sure Why Not, The Bear Is Loose, This Blog Powered by Squirrel Farts, Totally Nude, vagine, Vlatabadababadoodoo, Xanthan gum, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's cooter, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 200 Comments

Since Mare liked Jam’s “Foods of New Orleans” post I thought I’d keep the party going with lots more dishes filled with fat. Even better, everyone sounds like they’re fasting or at least thinking about fasting so why not a little torture?

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March 7, 2019
Categories: Belly Button Micro Penis, CHAD, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Cockfacefuckaloo, Emily's Dull Affect, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I Will Kick Your Ass, mardi gras groping, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Not Boobs, pelvic thrust, riding the cock carousel, She-Meat, soakin' the ole T-bone, Tastes More Like Regular, This is fucking bullshit, Totally Nude, You Make Me Feel Like Dancing, your mom's cooter . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 206 Comments

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Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.

brimborion – A useless or worthless object.

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I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off

Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA. She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs. Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.

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December 21, 2018
Categories: BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Redhead Bonus Points, Rub meat, Sac and Fox, starfish, Stetson, Stetson (for men), those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 139 Comments

2018 Big Boob Friday Champion’s Victory Lap

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

That’s a lot of noise from just two dudes. Quick, who does the drummer remind you of?

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December 14, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, 10/10 Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, bangin' your bud, BBF, Boobs, swinging with friends, Taint what you think, Tards, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, TITS, Totally Nude, Xanthan gum . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 118 Comments

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Hello french-fries, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born August 4th, 1988 in Sedona, Arizona. She stands 5’10”, 34E-36-34 and of course 110lbs, please save democracy and then introduce yourself to Miss Sarah Summers!

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July 6, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, BBF, Dang. I mean...dang., those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 0, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

Let’s Do It

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May 3, 2018
Categories: #H2, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, Lesbians, Mercurochrome, mittelschmerz, needs more tartar sauce, People Was Educated, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, soakin' the ole T-bone, Totally Nude, Yellow Fever, zero fucks . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 88 Comments

Sartorial Splendor – Teh POS Way

My taste in clothing most likely can be characterized as boring. With the exception of that amazing wide collared paisley polyester shirt that I had in 6th grade, I’m a business casual kind of dresser during the week tending toward black or other dark colored slacks with a polo shirt. Weekends are tee shirts and fatigues – warm weather brings out the much vaunted and ever stylish cargo shorts.

And Then There’s You: