Big Borscht Friday

Russia, Russia, Russia! If I rolled my eyes like I want to, I would be able to see into my brain. It occurred to me a few days ago that my father in law insisted on joining me on a walk last November and started talking about the election. His theory was that Hillary had been harassed for 20 years and there has never been any evidence of a crime so all of the allegations must be bullshit. After I collected my jaw from the ground I muttered something like, ‘so what you’re saying is you have just eaten 10 space cakes and didn’t share any of them?’ Not true, I actually didn’t say anything because I don’t really talk about politics with anyone but my lovable internet family. But I can’t wait to use that line this Thanksgiving–he’ll tell me it doesn’t matter, Trump is actually a Russian spy, and I’ll say something like, ‘so what you’re saying is you’ve just eaten 10 sputnik cakes and didn’t share any of them?’

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Little Known Fact…Stalone invented Zumba

Keeping with our Russian theme, today’s model is from a former Eastern Bloc country or possibly Mother Russia herself. I mean, just look at her. She’s like 5″11, weighs 120 pounds, has tatas bigger than Red Square, and looks like Mr Bean. Please give a warm, stern looking nod of approval to Karin Spalnikova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!

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July 21, 2017
Categories: !RALGNAB, dicking bimbos, fuck you, Mister Mxyzptlk, mittelschmerz, new post, NHL, No Drama, No more wire hangers, OWS Douchebags, oy!!, pelvic thrust, people make me sick, personal junk, Prankophilia, pron, Say "What" Again, Scurvy, Space pens, Steamed Lobster, The Cat's Pajamas, Totally Nude, transphobe . . Author: MJ . Comments: 100 Comments

BBF

Hello lazy dogs, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is from Austria, she stands 5’7″ and measures 38E-26-37 and 118lbs.  Please Grüße das Vaterland and welcome,  Miss Lillith von Titz!

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June 2, 2017
Categories: And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, BBF, Beauty Personified, Boobs, Citrus Ursine Weiner Beverage, Dang. I mean...dang., foreskin, FUCK SALT!!!, furry, Heavy Metal Thunder, High and tight, Huevos divorciados, I'm gonna need new batteries, Knockers, Marathon not a sprint, Mercurochrome, mesadick, misogyny, One Foot Muff, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, police involvement, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, rush limbaugh, Shark Week, She-Meat, slut, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, those are some big boobs, Those Who Serve, Tincture of iodine, TITS, Totally Nude, weiner, whatever, whiskey, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 215 Comments

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Hello good people, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model is a former cam girl, current porn star, who made a video of petting the kitty in the school library that went viral and got her expelled.  Born in Salem, Oregon on June 16, 1995, 5’9″ 32G-25-35 and 125lbs.  Please form an orderly line and check out Miss Kendra Sunderland.

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May 12, 2017
Categories: #Problematic, alcohol, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Beer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Boobs, Booze, Bowler, Brazil, Brian Williams, Lumbago, Lumber, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, meghan mccain fat, Mercurochrome, mesadick, Microvag, milestones, misogyny, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, oxycontin, Peace Through Douche, peanut, personal junk, Plumbing, poat, police involvement, POON!, pron, Pure Genius, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, weiner, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 207 Comments

Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.

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Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

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April 28, 2017
Categories: Balls, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Chicks dig a nice tool, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Ed Balls, foreskin, Hambone, Huevos divorciados, Knockers, mesadick, peanut, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Sac and Fox, Taint Pics of Osprey, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, walnut, weiner, whatever, Where's Cyn?, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 169 Comments

BBF

Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

God I love that song.

Me:  Big boat deluxe,  big boat denied

Google Play:  Big boat devolves, big boat deny

Lyrics A-Z:  Big broken love, big broken knives

Revolve Lyrics:  Big boat deloves, big boat denies

 

Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California.  She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale.  Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!

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March 24, 2017
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beanie, Beaver Button, beefcake, Boobs, Booze, Breitbart, but not the good kind, Cheedy, cheese, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chocolate, Chubs, cool tunes, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., duck face, Easter Pig, ember shoes, gardenblogging, Hai Karate, Hambone, Hanks, Hardware, I am judging you, I Will Kick Your Ass, Knockers, Like you know how to read., Lumber, meghan mccain fat, Methadone Clinic Cougar, oxycontin, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, racist, rape culture, Say "What" Again, Secret Santa, shut your whore mouth, slut, Space pens, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 140 Comments

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Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Drink of the week.

 

Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988.  She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale.  Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!

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March 17, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., mesadick, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rub meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 133 Comments

BBF

Greetings spinners, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your subjects today are naturally attached to a comely young lass from Plymouth, Devon, England, United Kingdom, Britain.  Standing 5’4″, 30E-23-35 and 120lbs, please stop saying the wrong thing and welcome, Miss Courtnie Quinlan!

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October 21, 2016
Categories: alcohol, American Hero, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Boobs, BOOP!, dicking bimbos, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, Your Mom . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 136 Comments

BBF

Hello problem solvers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our subject for today is an actress, born December 6th, 1972 in Greenwich, Connecticut. Please give Mare an intervention before you welcome,  Sarah Rafferty!

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October 14, 2016
Categories: ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Canine, Cartman, cashew, One Foot Muff, Redhead Bonus Points, Stetson (for men), Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 195 Comments

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