Happy New Year to Meme

Post your resolutions here in meme or picture form.

 

Or don’t I’m not the boss of you.

 

Never eat lunch alone.

 

Get straight A’s

 

Be cheerful and helpful.

 

Attack don’t react to problems.

 

Learn a new trade.

 

Cultivate Healthy Relationships.

 

How bout you?

Miss BBF 2017

Hello friends, and welcome to the Big Boob Friday Finals, 2017!

 

 

 

 

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Countdown To Armageddon

If you listen to, and believe, the MSFM catastrophe is right around the corner. If Trump (PBUH) isn’t threatening nuclear annihilation to NoKo and, by extension, China he’s frying the planet by backing out of the Paris Hilton Climax Awards. Next thing you know he’ll be building walls North and South to keep the Snowbillies and the Beaners out of ‘Merica,  letting people keep more of their money and giving parking tickets to Third World-ers double parking in NYC who are only picking up their dry cleaning for the love of Allah. It reminds me of this song by Europe, a group from Sweden who prove that men have been dressing and wearing their hair and make up like women long before the current crop of Millennial kuntz. Perhaps even more amazing than that is the fact that this group has actually released eleven studio albums, three live albums, three compilations and nineteen music videos. Quick bonus quiz: name one besides this one. Enjoy the analog clocks and cathode ray tube monitors that convey crisis and urgency in this video which evokes the panic we felt when Russia was our mortal enemy. Wait, is Russia still our mortal enemy…didn’t we reset things with them?

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Merry Christmas

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Secret Santa 2017

My secret Santa sent this wonderfully-wrapped assortment:

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Which turned out to be this neat selection of goodies:

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And this lovely ornament that I almost missed:

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Cheeseball Fiesta

It’s truly the most wonderful time of the year. My shopping is all done, I bought a big supply of white tissue paper and gift bags and that’s my “wrapping plan”. Let’s face it, my attempts at wrapping a present most closely resemble a kindergartner’s art project. Part of the preparations include cooking and meal planning. My fruitcake is done. We’re debating the Christmas meal. Some kind of beef or pork. The meat case at Sam’s will determine my final choice. Another thing I’m tackling for the first time is a cheese ball. Tackling as in preparing. I’ve partaken in many a cheese ball over the years. So …

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