July 31, 2012
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, Blue Man Group, Boobs, Books, Booze . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer . Comments: 350 Comments
Oh Hell yes, it’s Monday again. Are you pumped? Are you ready to kick the crap out of this week so hard that Tuesday calls in sick rather than face you after seeing what you did to Monday? Of course you are. Or, perhaps, you’re thinking “what Leon just said is impossible and nonsensical”. Well, I’ve got news for you: shut up.
Impossible nonsense is my stock and trade, and bidness is boomin’.
Pretty sure that’s not possible.
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July 30, 2012
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, American Hero, fat chicks, FUCK SALT!!!, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Good Stupid, homophobe, I Will Kick Your Ass, Lesbians, Like you know how to read., milestones, POON!, pron, racist, right wing rethuglican, She-Meat, Someone needs a sandwich, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 557 Comments
Let’s see what I have in the funneh folder for today.
Hmmm, too late for Caturday.
July 29, 2012
Categories: bacon, BANGLAR!, Barack Obama, but not the good kind, Douche-bagger, Good Stupid, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 302 Comments
Now that the games have begun, it’s time for an Olympic-style Joke Thread!
Name the next sport to be added to the Olympics
July 28, 2012
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, alcohol . . Author: wiserbud . Comments: 429 Comments
Welcome. After extensive research, and damn near going blind searching the web for Olympians with big hoot-nanners, it turns out that athletes and big tits go together like Obama and Hayek. Thank gaia for wiser, who pointed out that they might not have great dane sized sweater puppies, but they sure do pack the trunk full of love. This week we’ll be taking a look at the posteriors and perfect bodies of our women Olympic athletes!!
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I wrote this song for our female athletes in the hope that they WIN! Is that still allowed, or should I hope they have fun? Fuck it. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!11!!1!!!!! SWEEP THE LEG!!!111!!!
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July 27, 2012
Categories: alcohol, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, Chocolate, fuck you, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, Merry Christmas, mother fuckin' snakes under a mother fuckin' board, Someone needs a sandwich, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 379 Comments
July 26, 2012
Categories: cereal, Generic Category Category, Heavy Metal Thunder, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, racist, shut your whore mouth, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer . Comments: 494 Comments
Good morning and welcome to the 2012 Olympics edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Fresh outta the pool, we have Ryan Lochte from the swim team.
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July 25, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . Tags: olympics . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 448 Comments
July 24, 2012
Categories: ann coulter, bushmcchimpyhitlerhalliburton, fat chicks, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, I'm 7 Indians, Like you know how to read., shut your whore mouth . . Author: MJ (ghee/ghem) . Comments: 355 Comments
Good morning all, and welcome to Monday. Upon this cheery occasion, I want to publicly thank Car in for welcoming myself and my wife into her home and sharing gratuitous amounts of fine food and liquor with us. I had a fantastic time and will cherish the memory.
Now, on to business.
I shuffled together this week’s photos using my typical advanced algorithm (of grabbing them at random from a huge pile), and I already know who you’re going to guess is the tranny this week. Mostly because I’m pretty sure y’all said she was a he last time she was here. Know what? Pthbt, that’s what.
Anyhow, if you find a nice girl and she already has a ring, it’s probably still okay to look.
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July 23, 2012
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, American Hero, Balls, Beauty Personified, Boobs, but not the good kind, fat chicks, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Heavy Metal Thunder, homophobe, Lesbians, POON!, pron, racist, right wing rethuglican, Sodium Chloride Fornication, wing nut wingnut, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 357 Comments
Lazy pukes.
July 21, 2012
Categories: alcohol, Balls, Boobs, Your Mom . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer . Comments: 377 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.