You don’t say?!

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Muscular Monday Motivational

Oh Hell yes, it’s Monday again. Are you pumped? Are you ready to kick the crap out of this week so hard that Tuesday calls in sick rather than face you after seeing what you did to Monday? Of course you are. Or, perhaps, you’re thinking “what Leon just said is impossible and nonsensical”. Well, I’ve got news for you: shut up.

Impossible nonsense is my stock and trade, and bidness is boomin’.

Pretty sure that’s not possible.
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New Olympic Sports


Now that the games have begun, it’s time for an Olympic-style Joke Thread!

Name the next sport to be added to the Olympics

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Open Thread

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Mutha Forkin’ Bootleg Grey Hurr

When I decided to run for President, I had significantly fewer grey hairs than I do today. –BHO

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Muscular Monday Motivational

Good morning all, and welcome to Monday. Upon this cheery occasion, I want to publicly thank Car in for welcoming myself and my wife into her home and sharing gratuitous amounts of fine food and liquor with us. I had a fantastic time and will cherish the memory.

Now, on to business.

I shuffled together this week’s photos using my typical advanced algorithm (of grabbing them at random from a huge pile), and I already know who you’re going to guess is the tranny this week. Mostly because I’m pretty sure y’all said she was a he last time she was here. Know what? Pthbt, that’s what.

Anyhow, if you find a nice girl and she already has a ring, it’s probably still okay to look.

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A New Poat

Lazy pukes.