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HHD 10-20-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started. This song is probably a repeat, but it’s been a while.

Now for the hunks.
Redhead for Carin right off the bat (har!)

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October 20, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves, joc-tober, really tired of the pescatarian ad . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 111 Comments

HHD 10-13-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

Now for the hunks. Dean Cain of “Lois and Clark” and “Gosnell” fame got some flak from some myopic bleater that ghey Superman wouldn’t hit on him. Well, I would, every day and twice on Saturday.

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October 13, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves, truth justice and the american way, up up and away . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 172 Comments

2021 BBF Championship – Semi-Final Round 2

Hello, and welcome to The 2021 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 2.

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Headers with the contestant names are links to their original BBF post.

Links are best viewed with a preview AP like Hover Zoom.

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October 8, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, American Hero, asshole, BBF, Boobs, condom free septic tank, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Dick Filled Asshole, dicking bimbos, Dog Centric, Eat a bag of dicks, Finely Freckled, Fuck you Georgia, Hot Diggity Dog, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Hulk Smash, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Nice Melons, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth . . Author: buffalone . Comments: 96 Comments

HHD 10-6-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started. (couldn’t decide on the Easter eggs, so did both.)
You hear the work bell ring.

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October 6, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 136 Comments

HHD 9-29-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
A little more country today.

Now for the hunks. Found a new site with HHD fodder.

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September 29, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: go braves . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 115 Comments

HHD 9-22-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
Thanks to Super 70’s Sports on Twitter for the suggestion.

Now for the hunks. New one of Hugh Jackman.

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September 22, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: MJ knows the difference between whips and reins . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 162 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

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Your model for today was born March 30th, 1983 in Kyiv, Druzhkovka, Ukraine. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 37 – 24 – 36 and 108 lbs. Please defend the motherland for Miss Katie Fey AKA Eugenia Diordiychuk / Jenya D / Evgenia Diordychuk / Katie Fay / Shawnee / Vanesa Gojgik / Yevgenia Diordiychuk / Yevgeniya Diordiychuk.

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September 17, 2021
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 10/10 Would Smash, 80s, BBF, Beauty Personified, Beaver Button, Big Stones, Boobs, Brut, Bunker Pants!, Button Nose, Cheez Wiz, Dan's Pickled Eggs, Dang. I mean...dang., Dial C for cooter, dicking bimbos, Good Stupid, High and tight, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Jizm Goes Here, Knockers, Lesbians, Like a Viking, marriage, Microvag, Mini Eggs, monkey love, Old Person, Oops., Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, Shut Your Prison Pussy, shut your whore mouth, slut, Smokeshow, Someone needs a sandwich, Sorry. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 173 Comments

HHD 9-15-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
A little too grrl power, but I still like it.

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September 15, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: thanks red bull . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 129 Comments

HHD 9-08-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion…

Now for the hunks.

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September 8, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: by no means, destination bangor maine . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 153 Comments

HHD 9-01-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I heard the Dean Martin cover of this first, but I like the original, too.

Now for the hunks.

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September 1, 2021
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: by no means, destination bangor maine . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 128 Comments

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