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HHD 02-01-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Because of “Hard Candy Christmas”, I added “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” to the Netflix DVD queue, and it finally showed up. There is a longer version of this scene, but there are nekkid hineys in that one.

Burt Reynolds was in his Southern fried comedy prime.

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February 1, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: two and a half stars . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 132 Comments

HHD 01-25-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song of the day. Mr. RFH played this for me last week, but it might be a repeat here.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Stephen Huszar.
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January 25, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: new song new earworm . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 205 Comments

HHD 01-18-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
WP does this annoying thing where it waits a couple of seconds to load an “upgrades” section in the dashboard, just long enough that when I try to click on “posts”, it’s loaded the upgrades menu and wants me to make a purchase. FU.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the song of the day.

Now for the hunks.
Jake Gyllenhall is doing a new movie called “Covenant”.

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January 18, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: actually finished it this time . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 114 Comments

HHD 01-11-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

And that will have to do.

Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.

January 11, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: something clever here . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 54 Comments

It’s Got to Meme Something

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January 7, 2023
Categories: Belly Button Micro Penis, Drugs, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, memememems, paris hilton whore, Remembrance, shut your whore mouth, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 116 Comments

HHD 01-04-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Hadn’t heard this one in a while.

Let’s see who’s in the hunky files for today.
Birthday boy Jason Hildebrandt.

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January 4, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: something clever here . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 122 Comments

2022 BBF Miss Congeniality

Hello, and welcome to the prestigious 2022 Big Boob Friday Miss Congeniality Tournament.

Headers wtih the contestant’s names are links to their original BBF post.

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December 30, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #H2, #Reboob, 4/10 Would Still Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, Beaver Button, bewbs like DAMN!, Big Stones, Boobs, BOOP!, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., fat chicks, Rosetta Likes This, shut your whore mouth, Stetson, Stetson (for men), Summaries, swinging with friends, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 49 Comments

HHD 12-28-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I heard that one of Bob Marley’s grandsons passed away. Never a good thing, especially one only 31 years old. So I picked one of his uncle’s songs for today.

Time to see some men.
Birthday boy Carlos Cuevas
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December 28, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: sayonara 2022 . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 95 Comments

HHD 12-21-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.

This starts kinda slow and a little monotone, but stick with it.

I don’t ordinarily mix memes and HHD, but this made me laugh and laugh.

I’m going to confess that I am very tired tonight, so this week’s HHD is going to be a “best of” Christmas models. Let’s see who’s there in the wayback machine.
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