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HHD 09-28-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
So one of the things I do in order to not repeat the same people over and over is I look at IMDB to see who’s celebrating a birthday today. Who showed up as a birthday boy but none other than Shaun Cassidy!

Thinking of Rosetta teasing our ~~Shaun~~ Sean.
So we have to have the song to go with that.

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September 28, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: da doo ron ron da doo ron ron . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 130 Comments

HHD 09-21-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song.

Now for the hunks.
Jeremy Irons’ son, Max.

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September 21, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 88 Comments

HHD 09-14-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s RRR edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I liked “RRR” a lot. I agree with Critical Drinker that it could have been tightened up because it took me two nights to watch it. I just don’t have a 3-hour block of time like that; I fall asleep on the couch. That said, I thought it was entertaining.
First, the song. I don’t think I know any Indian songs, so I thought this would do.

Now for the hunks.

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September 14, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 87 Comments

HHD 09-07-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song, **looks around for Wiser**, which I didn’t realize was a cover and originally written by Randy Newman.

Now for the hunks.
Still dealing with this. Luca Parmitano and Thomas Pesquet are pretty hot, though.

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September 7, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 101 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 26th, 1994 in San Diego, California. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 39 – 26 – 36 and 136 lbs. Please be brave for Miss Selena Elena.

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September 2, 2022
Categories: BBF, Big Stones, Big Teeth Too, Boobs, Dial C for cooter, don't spread your virus, Good Stupid, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Don't Give A Shit, monkey love, Nice Melons, Oh Yeah?, open your chaste mouth, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth . Tags: She Got No Gifs, She Got No Video . Author: Pupster . Comments: 76 Comments

HHD 08-24-22

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song. There was a slightly better version, but it had epilepsy-inducing flashes in the video, so you get this plain one.

Love that bass line.
Now for the hunks.

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August 24, 2022
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Low and Loose, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 90 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born February 1st, 1997 in Romania. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 38 – 23 – 36 and 128 lbs. Please welcome Miss Julia Tica AKA Julia Denis / Juliatica / Teddyfleece.

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August 19, 2022
Categories: BBF, beefcake, bewbs like DAMN!, Brut, Chubs, Dang. I mean...dang., Fake Butt Accurate, fat chicks, Fuck you Georgia, grope em if you got em, Heavy Metal Thunder, Hulk Smash, In the face, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Man-Lesbian, Merry Christmas, mesadick, Moon Pie Smash, Nice Melons, No Drama, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, Rosetta Likes This, Russian Collusion, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, those are some big boobs, Totally Nude, Tube Steak Fever, YOU WISH . Tags: Vampire Probably, Vanilla Upside Down Pound Cake, We are going to need a bigger wheelbarrow . Author: Pupster . Comments: 98 Comments

HHD 08-17-22

Good morning, and welcome to the Top Gun Maverick edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song. No, it’s not from the soundtrack, I just liked it this week, and I’m not in a Lady Gaga mood.

Now for the hunks.

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