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HHD 06-07-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
It’s been that kind of a week, and it’s only Wednesday.

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June 7, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: holy crap i am tired . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 76 Comments

HHD 05-31-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I almost went with this but decided on this one instead.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Jonah Hauer King.

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May 31, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: but I remembered this time, short week . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 79 Comments

HHD 05-24-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need a classic tune.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Alberto Frezza.

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May 24, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: TPTMNBN is kicking my ass . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 105 Comments

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
When I saw yesterday’s post of “Meme It”, this is the song I thought of.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Pierce Brosnan.

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May 17, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: nine states in ten days . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 63 Comments

HHD 05-10-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more laidback this week with the music, though it reminds me of “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere”.

Now for the hunks.

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May 10, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: on the road again . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 85 Comments

HHD 05-03-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
A little more in-your-face than my usual picks.

Now for the hunks, mostly from “Nefarious”.
Jordan Belfi

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May 3, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: creeped out by nefarious . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 89 Comments

HHD 04-19-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I need to get my “Best of the Mavericks” CD out.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy David Tennant.

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April 19, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: fewer kidney stones, moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 78 Comments

World, Shut Your Meme

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April 18, 2023
Categories: Magic Carrot For Your Mom, Magic Hat, open your chaste mouth, Shut Your Prison Pussy, shut your whore mouth . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 80 Comments

HHD 04-12-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I remember Elvis singing this song, but I decided to go with the Platters’ version.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Johnny Messner.

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April 12, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: fewer kidney stones, moar coffee . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 56 Comments

HHD 04-05-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today’s song is some real country, not whatever that crap was on the CMT show. I almost posted “He Stopped Loving Her Today” but decided that was too sad to start the day. This’ll get ya going.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Robert Downey, Jr.

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