Hello beggars and buyers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in Ft. Worth, Texas on July 10th, 1987. She stands 5’3″, 34F-26-36 and 130lbs. Please stop expecting new results and welcome, Miss Rebecca Lane!
Obama II: Cockfacefuckaloo
That last word seems made up but it isn’t. If you search for it on the intertitty you’ll find a wealth of information.
So Obama is back, and this time going to kick ass and use cliches, and he’s all out of cliches. The world is stuck like a deer in the headlights of a sixteen wheel suck mobile, paralyzed at his magnificence–or so the media would have you believe.
The truth, harder than a diamond, and as difficult to swallow as a giant bitter pill is that only a few people actually care; rich old liberals and black women. The rest of us are just trying to get on with our lives. The days of our lives, even.
So please, do us a favor, oh God Emperor of the Early Release Television Series, go the fuck away. Obama could build a speech generator using the words, ‘world, future, change, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, let us, hope, and destiny,’ bridged together with terrible sentence formations and almost no one would notice. Just put up a cardboard cut out and play side A of the tape called ‘Flattering Rich Crackers’ then flip it over to side B, ‘I am Black Also, and Understand You.’
Save everyone else some time, dickface. If we wanted to be talked down to or bored to death we’d use bad grammar in a blog post and wait for Hotspur to show up.
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This man, right here, the one I’m pointing to…is a DICK!!!
Freedom of Speech Thursday
Tell us what you really think. As long as it conforms to the standards of polite society. And you remain in this designated square.
How about you bugger off with your conditions?
I read a post at a blog called The Daily Gouge Wednesday night…seemed to cover a lot of the same stuff I am in this one, only better than this POS. http://www.thedailygouge.com/ It’s updated a few times per week, you want the Wednesday April 26th edition, either on the front page or the archive up top.
Tuesday Random Crap
I went to a blacksmithing class on Sunday. It was a letter opener class, and there were only three of us there, which was nice because it made the class fairly leisurely. The instructor showed us the basics of the project, and then turned us loose in the forge while she walked around and offered comments and suggestions. This was the second class that I’ve taken at Adam’s Forge, and I really enjoy it. Hopefully I’ll be able to attend a few open forge nights in the near future.
Speaking of C**ts
So funny I bust my felt wiiiiiiddddeee open.
BBF
Hello students, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
God I love that song.
Me: Big boat deluxe, big boat denied
Google Play: Big boat devolves, big boat deny
Lyrics A-Z: Big broken love, big broken knives
Revolve Lyrics: Big boat deloves, big boat denies
Your model was born in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on February 5th, 1991, and currently resides in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′8″, 110lbs and 34C-24-34 on the nevergonnahappen scale. Please stop ignoring the pussy and welcome, Miss Ellie Gonsalves!
So, When Does Spring Get Here?
Super Bowl is over. No sports on TV that I like to watch. I truly wish I was interested in college basketball but other than a few games during March Madness I just can’t get into it. The days are getting longer, over an hour more of daylight since the shortest day of the year. Time to organize my sock drawer which is really just a euphemism for spanking your mom just the way she likes it done.
When asked who sang this song my boys proudly announced “Motley Crue of course” SMH
MMM 238: The End of Summer is Nigh
I know the season doesn’t end for another 3 weeks or so, but Labor Day always feels like the end of the season to me, even now, so many years after it meant I was headed back to school. On some level, I always feel like the good times are over and I end up scratching my head wondering where all the time went.
Not all of it went to arguing with vegan cultists in YouTube comment threads, but far too much of it, certainly. I’m terrified of a future where these deranged cultists (who perpetually insist that it’s all about science and eliminating the suffering of animals, yet they don’t know basic facts about human digestion or the evolutionary and cultural history of our species, and are always pro-abortion) get political power. I won’t go full-bore right-wing-fascist-death-squad over much, but try to take my bacon and you will pull back a stump.
If any of these women are vegan, let me know so I can delete them and pray for their souls that they might escape from their satanic religion. Since they have muscle tone and feminine shapes (SYWM), my assumption is otherwise.
What’s in this closet, ya think?
Tulsa Time
I don’t know why this song popped into my head this morning. NOW IT’S IN YOURS!
While we wait for Monday Motivation:
What change looks like
Honorary Hostage David Thorne – Epic E-mail Exchange
